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I want a beater minivan that I can gut the seats out of and take up kayaking again. I used to have a kayak rack on my PT Cruiser but I'm short as Bilbo Baggins and it hurt my back and rotator cuffs to load and unload.
Yank the seats out, line it with some synthetic plastic shit, do a psychedelic spray paint job on the outside.
Way more ergonomic to load a kayak in the back of a minivan.
Why not just get a small trailer?
 
I want a beater minivan that I can gut the seats out of and take up kayaking again. I used to have a kayak rack on my PT Cruiser but I'm short as Bilbo Baggins and it hurt my back and rotator cuffs to load and unload.
Yank the seats out, line it with some synthetic plastic shit, do a psychedelic spray paint job on the outside.
Way more ergonomic to load a kayak in the back of a minivan.
hey you can haul some 810s with that too.
 
5℅ it's dumb to put a trailer hitch on your wife's personal car so you need to look at her calendar every time you want to launch a boat. She works 35 hours per week and is a Soccer Mom.

Cuck you.

its a better idea than a third vehicle basically dedicated to hauling around a kayak. i think you'd be better off just renting a kayak instead of getting one.
 
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I want a beater minivan that I can gut the seats out of and take up kayaking again. I used to have a kayak rack on my PT Cruiser but I'm short as Bilbo Baggins and it hurt my back and rotator cuffs to load and unload.
Yank the seats out, line it with some synthetic plastic shit, do a psychedelic spray paint job on the outside.
Way more ergonomic to load a kayak in the back of a minivan.
Probably be able to find a newish but used station wagon
 
5℅ it's dumb to put a trailer hitch on your wife's personal car so you need to look at her calendar every time you want to launch a boat. She works 35 hours per week and is a Soccer Mom.

Cuck you.

Remember, Nukes. None of these helpful advice givers have to live with the outcome should their advice go south on you.
 
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