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I didn't I learned the trick.I can't help it if he falls for it every time.
I didn't I learned the trick.I can't help it if he falls for it every time.
I was typing a response to this but Jehannum nailed it.No, I don't get why trucks are the only ones that get "oh you gotta small dick" It used to be for sports cars, but now its trucks. Why don't ricers get that stigma? Why doesn't any other modder get that?
It's also the mall-crawler aspect of the whole thing. I know yours isn't, but there are a lot of brodozers out there.
I look at an old truck and see something that's been used for its intended purpose - hauling shit to and fro.
I look at a brodozer that's got pristine paint, a tonneau cover, jacked 5 feet in the air, on wheels and tires that can only hurt the fuel economy, and see something that someone's using to display its owner ostentatiously. A peacock strutting around.
You've got a good memory!They all have tattoos too. Bone-heads.
It's also the mall-crawler aspect of the whole thing. I know yours isn't, but there are a lot of brodozers out there.
I look at an old truck and see something that's been used for its intended purpose - hauling shit to and fro.
I look at a brodozer that's got pristine paint, a tonneau cover, jacked 5 feet in the air, on wheels and tires that can only hurt the fuel economy, and see something that someone's using to display its owner ostentatiously. A peacock strutting around.
At least those are well above my sightlines.Latest fad seems to be those light bars that go all the way across the cab with about 6 bazillion candlepower.
Tribal tattoos, of course.They all have tattoos too. Bone-heads.
Fuck those goddamn things, which brings me to the next thing I hate: Jeep owners.Latest fad seems to be those light bars that go all the way across the cab with about 6 bazillion candlepower.
Don't you have a flashlight or two that you could reasonably retaliate with?Fuck those goddamn things, which brings me to the next thing I hate: Jeep owners.
HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING OUT I BETTER TURN ON 100,000,000 LUMENS OF PIERCING LED LIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING TRAFFIC
Don't you have a flashlight or two that you could reasonably retaliate with?
Sadly the Audi doesn't have the option for the automatic mirror/seat positions, so I could hit a button and have it aim the side mirrors to blind the person with their own light.Don't you have a flashlight or two that you could reasonably retaliate with?
Sadly the Audi doesn't have the option for the automatic mirror/seat positions, so I could hit a button and have it aim the side mirrors to blind the person with their own light.
I'm waiting on the edge of my seat for your evaluation of my car choices.Imma have my truck lifted the length of my schlong. 48"
Then bolt 87 lights to it.
Oh wait, I'm not a fucktard trying to prove himself to people. So I won't be doing any of that.
I'm waiting on the edge of my seat for your evaluation of my car choices.
I used to drive a nice truck. It was classy, but not stock. I towed things with it and loaded up the back end quite a few times. 2wd tho because I live in socal where there's literally no need for a 4wd truck on the freeways. I loved that truck. But it was huge. There were so many parking lots I couldn't use because the tires would be on both lines, U-turns were impossible in major metropolitan areas, and I had to help everyone move their shit with my truck that got 15 mpg on a good day. Fuck that noise.
Now I drive a Ford Focus Hatchback.
I regret not getting the manual, otherwise I love the small car thing.
I used to drive a nice truck. It was classy, but not stock. I towed things with it and loaded up the back end quite a few times. 2wd tho because I live in socal where there's literally no need for a 4wd truck on the freeways. I loved that truck. But it was huge. There were so many parking lots I couldn't use because the tires would be on both lines, U-turns were impossible in major metropolitan areas, and I had to help everyone move their shit with my truck that got 15 mpg on a good day. Fuck that noise.
Now I drive a Ford Focus Hatchback.
I regret not getting the manual, otherwise I love the small car thing.