Ontopic A Thread About Butt Mustard, For Those Who Drive Automobiles

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I'm not sure how that would work on an old Ford I6. It's not like they had any compression to begin with...
Works better than you think, more due to the transmission than anything else. Takes about half throttle to maintain RPMs at highway speeds, take your foot off and it is like you are braking for a redlight until the RPMs drop down to 1500 or so.
 
It's probably feelings of insecurity or inadequacy that motivate a person to accessorize the fuck out of their truck, but I guess having a small dick can bring on those feelings.
No, I don't get why trucks are the only ones that get "oh you gotta small dick" It used to be for sports cars, but now its trucks. Why don't ricers get that stigma? Why doesn't any other modder get that?
 
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No, I don't get why trucks are the only ones that get "oh you gotta small dick" It used to be for sports cars, but now its trucks. Why don't ricers get that stigma? Why doesn't any other modder get that?
Because trucks are the biggest selling segment right now.

Nobody buys sports cars since they went out of fashion in the '90s.

It's just another way of denoting the Hoi Polloi.
 
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No, I don't get why trucks are the only ones that get "oh you gotta small dick" It used to be for sports cars, but now its trucks. Why don't ricers get that stigma? Why doesn't any other modder get that?
It's also the mall-crawler aspect of the whole thing. I know yours isn't, but there are a lot of brodozers out there.

I look at an old truck and see something that's been used for its intended purpose - hauling shit to and fro.

I look at a brodozer that's got pristine paint, a tonneau cover, jacked 5 feet in the air, on wheels and tires that can only hurt the fuel economy, and see something that someone's using to display its owner ostentatiously. A peacock strutting around.
 
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