GAY Throwback Thursday on a Monday

[tre]

just open your legs kitten.

 

[Petunia]

remember the time @Duke had the psycho (was she mexican??) girlfriend and he dumped her on valentines day

 

[Petunia]

remember that time @shamwow went across the street and never came back?

 

[Petunia]

remember that time Bobbert aka Casper from Hawaii flew that unstable girl over from LA and he left her in the parking lot of a Burger King and she had to find her way back to Cali

 

[Petunia]

Remember that time i went into a year long man hating depression after my construction worker boyfriend (the one who would break in to my house) and i broke up only to end up in the arms of a pale Cali boy with a great beard and winning smile?

 

[tre]

Remember that time i went into a year long man hating depression after my construction worker boyfriend (the one who would break in to my house) and i broke up only to end up in the arms of a pale Cali boy with a great beard and winning smile?

that's probably an easy way to transition away from being a lesbian for a year

 

[Petunia]

that's probably an easy way to transition away from being a lesbian for a year

ohhhhh rememeber when I started dating girls and started missing the peen, only to end up in the arms of a pale Cali boy with a great beard and winning smile and STILL missing the peen?

 

[Duke]

remember the time @Duke had the psycho (was she mexican??) girlfriend and he dumped her on valentines day

I don't even remember this.

wait, there is a 'similar' story, but you got the details all wrong. She was a psycho, not mexican, but French/Greek (aka white ass mexican). And we didn't break up on v-day, but shortly before because she was the most self centered, selfish bitch with a serious drinking problem I've had the misfortune of dealing with.

Until I was flown to france to Service a Kardashian, who mistook my cock for a gun and thought I was robbing her. But that's a story for another day.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Remember that time i went into a year long man hating depression after my construction worker boyfriend (the one who would break in to my house) and i broke up only to end up in the arms of a pale Cali boy with a great beard and winning smile?

Was that the year I joined? Would explain a lot

 

[tre]

Remember when duke had a brain tumor and ZRH said he wished Duke died?

 

[Peppers]

ohhhhh rememeber when I started dating girls and started missing the peen, only to end up in the arms of a pale Cali boy with a great beard and winning smile and STILL missing the peen?

I remember to you the Cali boy was a weekend fling of missionary sex but to him it was true love and he went batshit crazy when the next crazy man in your life, CEO, showed up.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT!!!!!

 

[tre]

Remember when duke had a brain tumor and ZRH said he wished Duke died?

Oh, and @Dharma1521 promised sideboob and never came through

 

[Darth Handsome]

I remember to you the Cali boy was a weekend fling of missionary sex but to him it was true love and he went batshit crazy when the next crazy man in your life, CEO, showed up.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT!!!!!

Maureen's not a great judge of the fellas.

 

[Petunia]

I don't even remember this.

wait, there is a 'similar' story, but you got the details all wrong. She was a psycho, not mexican, but French/Greek (aka white ass mexican). And we didn't break up on v-day, but shortly before because she was the most self centered, selfish bitch with a serious drinking problem I've had the misfortune of dealing with.

Until I was flown to france to Service a Kardashian, who mistook my cock for a gun and thought I was robbing her. But that's a story for another day.

yessss OK, it was right around VALENTINES day or before
and the mexican thing, i was only asking cuz since she was crazy, its always safe to assume she's OLIVE SKINNNNNNED

 

[Petunia]

Was that the year I joined? Would explain a lot

YES SIR.

 

[APRIL]

just open your legs kitten.

If it was that easy, I'd have 10538537987934's of dags.

 

[Peppers]

I remember when I came here I was accused of being the infamous "Mikey"

 

[Petunia]

Remember when duke had a brain tumor and ZRH said he wished Duke died?

oh yaaaaaaaaa!!!!! lol

 

[Petunia]

Oh, and @Dharma1521 promised sideboob and never came through

Ohhhhh remember the time @Dharma1521 had to change her locks!?!?!?!!? lmaooooo

 

[Duke]

yessss OK, it was right around VALENTINES day or before
and the mexican thing, i was only asking cuz since she was crazy, its always safe to assume she's OLIVE SKINNNNNNED

It's the Mediterranean sourcing of the DNA.

Although, lately, I've run through a string of Diego Blancos and I'm coming to the conclusion that the entire female race needs to be shipped off to menopausal land once they reach age 40,.