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[Darth Handsome]

Bet I still make money off the t-shirts.

People get tattoos instead of t-shirts these days.

 

[Strings]

What a ham.

Glazed no doubt.

 

[Strings]

People get tattoos instead of t-shirts these days.

I was talking about stupid people...
...

 

[Peppers]

Figures. Thats all you stinkin capitalists ever give a shit about.

Shut up before we invade you.

 

[Strings]

Shut up before we invade you.

Just Montreal though

 

[Peppers]

Just Montreal though

We'd take it in about half an hour. Their army couldn't stop the Salvation Army.

 

[Strings]

We'd take it in about half an hour. Their army couldn't stop the Salvation Army.

Make Bell Centre headquarters.

 

[Petunia]

@Maureen @tre @Darth Handsome @gee @whoeverelseisacanuck

One time I met these 3 tourists in Colombia at this cafe. They had CANADIAN flag patches on their backpacks and i was like OMG YAY CANADIANS!!!

so I go up to them and introduce myself, tell them I live in Toronto blah blah blah

Then I'm like, sooooooooo? What province are you guys from?

And after some small talk, I noticed they were avoiding my questions, they giggled and said UHM WE ARE FROM NEW YORK!!!

And I was like wtfffff?
And they said... "we don't wanna die! No one likes Americans and everyone loves Canadians....."

So there. Eat shit


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

 

[Strings]

So there. Eat shit

Don't do it, Nukes!!! You'll get sick again!

 

[Petunia]

Don't do it, Nukes!!! You'll get sick again!

He PM'd me his E.coli cuz I've been peeing out of my olive starfish.

Thanks nukes


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

 

[pacojas]

One time I met these 3 tourists in Colombia at this cafe. They had CANADIAN flag patches on their backpacks and i was like OMG YAY CANADIANS!!!

so I go up to them and introduce myself, tell them I live in Toronto blah blah blah

Then I'm like, sooooooooo? What province are you guys from?

And after some small talk, I noticed they were avoiding my questions, they giggled and said UHM WE ARE FROM NEW YORK!!!

And I was like wtfffff?
And they said... "we don't wanna die! No one likes Americans and everyone loves Canadians....."

So there. Eat shit


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

what a bunch of sissies. thanks, Barrack!

 

[Petunia]

what a bunch of sissies. thanks, Barrack!

This was when Bush was as president


LEAVE OBAMA ALONE


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

 

[nukes]

Still too cold

I don't want to cook you.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

what a bunch of sissies. thanks, Barrack!

What do Army lodgings have to do with anything?

 

[APRIL]

Thats rich. You assholes pick fights with everyone on the friggin planet and then throw it in our face that youre "protecting" us from the blowback. Thats a pretty cool trick.

I have struck tears, guys.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I have struck tears, guys.

You wish. Youre just a girl.

 

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[Darth Handsome]

Do you want to know where you'd be without us, the old U S of A to defend you?

I'll tell you: THE SMALLEST FUCKING PROVINCE IN THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE, THATS WHERE

 

[Ledboots]

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[Ledboots]

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