Bad Jokes

[Strings]

You actually read that?

No, I've heard it before and always wondered.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ya, I don't get the last two jokes

You're so pretty

 

[Jehannum]

Somebody gonna win by a whisker.

 

[Jehannum]

Hey @Ledboots, if two vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef?

 

[Ledboots]

Hey @Ledboots, if two vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef?

Vegetarians don't play...


What's beef? Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, one more time
What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, check it

 

[Jehannum]

When I unrolled my new rug, I christened it the "Kessel Runner".

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a slutty bug?

A WHORENET.

 

[HipHugHer]

Hey @Ledboots, if two vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef?

A bone to pick with you.

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a fish with ten eyes?

fiiiiiiiiiish

 

[Ledboots]

What do you call a fish with ten eyes?

fiiiiiiiiiish

It would be interesting if you put 11 "i's" in the fiish, to see who would jump on that

 

[nukes]

It would be interesting if you put 11 "i's" in the fiish, to see who would jump on that

I just assumed he actually typed 10 I's.

 

[Strings]

I just assumed he actually typed 10 I's.

You and boots ain't anal
...
Just say'n.

 

[Jehannum]

It would be interesting if you put 11 "i's" in the fiish, to see who would jump on that

I just assumed he actually typed 10 I's.

I've been randomly adding and subtracting i's in edits.

 

[Ledboots]

I just assumed he actually typed 10 I's.

I counted them

 

[Ledboots]

I've been randomly adding and subtracting i's in edits.

 

[nukes]

I've been randomly adding and subtracting i's in edits.

That's gonna trigger Bronys OCD.
I approve.

 

[Floptical]

I finally realized why blind people don't skydive. It scares the hell out of the dog.

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a CarFax in Sweden?

A Saab story.

 

[Jehannum]

Never buy flowers from a monk, only YOU can prevent florist friars.

 

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