Ontopic IM ANNOYING

[thintoast]

I've heard you talk about your friend Tyrone a few times. I'd go to him.

Tyrone needs to get his shit together.

 

[thintoast]

Is Jesus your gardener?

Because that's the last case of "the baby isn't hers" that I can recall people actually believing.

Oh good. You got the joke.

Look out guys, we got ourselves a brainiac on the loose.

 

[Jehannum]

well

not exactly

http://www.people.com/article/tennessee-woman-guilty-murder-to-steal-newborn

"believed".

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Is she sure it's hers?

I hope he doesn't ask me about this

 

[thintoast]

I hope he doesn't ask me about this

Is my gf pregnant with your wifes babby?

 

[thintoast]

Because I'd be totally ok with that.

They'd make a beautiful babby together.

 

[Jehannum]

Because I'd be totally ok with that.

They'd make a beautiful babby together.

That's impossible. Everyone knows that 2 women make babby in 4.5 months.

 

[Domon]

That's impossible. Everyone knows that 2 women make babby in 4.5 months.

the problem occurs when each gives birth to half a baby.

 

[nukes]

months pregnant. What do I do?

Start another cunt thread about her or you're not a man.

 

[APRIL]

Cheesy

He's here all week, folks!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the problem occurs when each gives birth to half a baby.

duct tape

 

[Darth Handsome]

the problem occurs when each gives birth to half a baby.

Two preemies would be a real couple of handfuls

 

[Domon]

Two preemies would be a real couple of handfuls

half by bi-section, not by volume.

 

[Domon]

duct tape

gorilla tape, hurricane screws, and superglue.

 

[Jehannum]

duct tape

Let's plan for success here, and at least spec some superglue.

doh, beaten to the punch.

 

[ER1]

JCC y u do dis

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

gorilla tape is the best tape

 

[thintoast]

Ask me how I know

 

[Darth Handsome]

I fuckin nailed that preemie joke.

 

[Domon]

gorilla tape is the best tape

its pretty fuckin amazing.

Although i found that even it, wont stick long term to polypropylene.

Because fuckin nothing does.