Food When you make eggs and toast

[gee]

Spread toast with jam, throw bacon/sausage/whatever and the egg on top of it, fold it in half and eat it like a taco. Or use two slices of toast and make a sandwich.

If eggs are over easy, pre-break the yolk and let it run onto the plate, then use "taco" or sandwich to dab up the yolk.

 

[gee]

i break it with a fork because im not a barbarian.

also... egg yolk is damn near impossible to get out a beard, and id rather not go through my day feelings like a chicken blew its load on my face.

LPT: breakfast before shower

 

[Domon]

Spread toast with jam, throw bacon/sausage/whatever and the egg on top of it, fold it in half and eat it like a taco. Or use two slices of toast and make a sandwich.

If eggs are over easy, pre-break the yolk and let it run onto the plate, then use "taco" or sandwich to dab up the yolk.

This is also quite good, savory/sweet.

Used to do this with marmalade.

 

[Valve1138]

Right, because marmalade is way easier to get out of your beard than egg yolk.

 

[Domon]

LPT: breakfast before shower

i feel gross rolling out of bed and not showering first thing.

Also, im 3/4s asleep through the first 20 to 300 minutes of my day. If i can spend that time in a safe environment like a shower where im less likely to kill myself until fully awake, thats better.

 

[Strings]

Eggs over medium on top.

 

[Amstel]

I haven't had 'toast' in ages. Bagels ftw.

also, throw some ham in that pan first heat it up & then put it on the toasted bagel, then a thin sliver of cheddar, then your egg. Top of bagel on top, or eat it with a knife & fork.

 

[gee]

This is also quite good, savory/sweet.

Used to do this with marmalade.

Bacon and jam is an underappreciated flavor combination.

Seriously, who doesn't love candied bacon, well other than vegetarians.

 

[Valve1138]

Only assholes eat bagels with a knife and fork.

 

[Valve1138]

Bacon and jam is an underappreciated flavor combination.

Seriously, who doesn't love candied bacon, well other than vegetarians.

Assholes, thats who.

 

[Amstel]

Only assholes eat bagels with a knife and fork.

I wasn't specifically talking to you.

But after Hill's speech last night I was feeling all 'inclusive.'

 

[gee]

Only assholes eat bagels with a knife and fork.

It's like eating a hamburger with a knife and fork.

Asshole is the wrong word, I'd probably use "queer" in the old sense of the word.

 

[Valve1138]

Seriously, who eats a bagel with a knife and fork?

Dentures not up to the challenge old man?

 

[Domon]

I wasn't specifically talking to you.

But after Hill's speech last night I was feeling all 'inclusive.'

i had the displeasure of seeing some of that when peanut and i were out and about grabbing some pho last night and it was on the tv playing.

When she used a disabled immigrant for the sole purpose of bolster her message, that was kinda the point i wanted to go home. It was so blatently fake.

 

[Valve1138]

More fake than Trumps weave?

I bet trump likes his eggs well done.

 

[Domon]

More fake than Trumps weave?

I bet trump likes his eggs well done.

he's a monster on that fact alone.

 

[Darth Handsome]

This is some fascinating shit.
But the disco post is still the one that delivers.

 

[august]

eggs sunny side up, yolk runny as fuck, toast next to it. salt and pepper eggs, then stab the yolk with the toast and sop up all the gooey goodness.

if they're soft boiled eggs, then just smushed/mashed on the toast and eat it all with a fork

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

I haven't had 'toast' in ages. Bagels ftw.

So we went to a schmancy restaurant in NJ last weekend before my tri, and one of the small plates we had was "carrot toast". I haven't had toast in fucking forever and this is the new trendy thing so we figured what the hell. It was a carrot Parmesan puree with thinly sliced radishes and microgreens on a delicious piece of rustic sourdough. It was the most thoughtful toast I've ever had in my life. And now I'm going to catch hell for this little anecdote

 

[Domon]

i grew up with this as toast

no good for sandwiches, but awesome by itself. Crunchy, chewy, great flavor all on its own without anything evne on it.