WTF In a sick twist of fate...

[Petunia]

I got another job offer today with an incredible company.
14k above my current base salary.
Amazing commission chart
A+ benefit package.
4 weeks paid vacation
Bonuses
My own assistant
Stock options
Lots of perks (no pun)
AND a company car... The company car?




A 2016 Camry.






@thintoast gets a girl and I get a Camry.
Thanks Satan!

 

[strawberry love]

 

[Coqui]

Congrats on the Job offer.
My condolences on the Camry.

 

[Darth Handsome]

The universe balances itself out.

 

[nukes]

I got another job offer today with an incredible company.
14k above my current base salary.
Amazing commission chart
A+ benefit package.
4 weeks paid vacation
Bonuses
My own assistant
Stock options
Lots of perks (no pun)
AND a company car... The company car?




A 2016 Camry.






@thintoast gets a girl and I get a Camry.
Thanks Satan!

You could kick the girls ass and get the Toast, but youd be bored with him again in a week.

 

[thintoast]

My... how the tables have turned.

Hey, if you keep it long enough, maybe you'll get an amazing and beautiful girl too!

Also, congrats on the jerb.

 

[Amstel]

How did they respond to your acceptance letter?

 

[thintoast]

You could kick the girls ass and get the Toast, but youd be bored with him again in a week.

But then I'd fall in love with her again and then we'll spend a year going back and forth and once day I'll end up wishing her a happy birthday and I'll look like a fool again... I really don't want that for her.

 

[nukes]

But then I'd fall in love with her again and then we'll spend a year going back and forth and once day I'll end up wishing her a happy birthday and I'll look like a fool again... I really don't want that for her.

Nice spin at the end, we'll let it stand.

 

[Ledboots]

I got another job offer today with an incredible company.
14k above my current base salary.
Amazing commission chart
A+ benefit package.
4 weeks paid vacation
Bonuses
My own assistant
Stock options
Lots of perks (no pun)
AND a company car... The company car?




A 2016 Camry.






@thintoast gets a girl and I get a Camry.
Thanks Satan!

Omg you just made my day, i am feeling so sick but you made me laugh so hard

 

[Petunia]

My... how the tables have turned.

Hey, if you keep it long enough, maybe you'll get an amazing and beautiful girl too!

Also, congrats on the jerb.

Ewwww I didn't accept it
It's a Camry FFS!

 

[thintoast]

Ewwww I didn't accept it
It's a Camry FFS!

Lol. The Camry was the deal breaker. Oh the Camry Stigma.

 

[HipHugHer]

You guys need to send me all these camry's you're rejecting. They're quite a nice car, very practical.

 

[thintoast]

You guys need to send me all these camry's you're rejecting. They're quite a nice car, very practical.

It was so nice that the dealership bought it back after a week, about 20 miles, only to find that the entire fucking car shook like the engine was going to jump out from under the hood.

 

[HipHugHer]

It was so nice that the dealership bought it back after a week, about 20 miles, only to find that the entire fucking car shook like the engine was going to jump out from under the hood.

If you're only going 20 miles a week, get a skateboard.

 

[Amstel]

They charged you $25 a mile?

Well, it's a car stealership...

 

[Petunia]

It was so nice that the dealership bought it back after a week, about 20 miles, only to find that the entire fucking car shook like the engine was going to jump out from under the hood.

Good times

 

[pacojas]

I got another job offer today with an incredible company.
14k above my current base salary.
Amazing commission chart
A+ benefit package.
4 weeks paid vacation
Bonuses
My own assistant
Stock options
Lots of perks (no pun)
AND a company car... The company car?




A 2016 Camry.






@thintoast gets a girl and I get a Camry.
Thanks Satan!

can i be your aSSistant??? i'll cook the rice & peas. i'll polish your pole. take the kids to the pool. etc

 

[HipHugHer]

can i be your aSSistant??? i'll cook the rice & peas. i'll polish your pole. take the kids to the pool. etc

You have to drive her in the Camry. You know what happens when they see a black dude with a white (looking) chick in a Camry?

 

[Strings]

You have to drive her in the Camry. You know what happens when they see a black dude with a white (looking) chick in a Camry?

I'm on the edge of my seat.