Thread I had this friend in her late 20's with 5 kids

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Don't cry Adi. I'm rooting for the OP to marry her and live happily ever after providing for those children so we taxpayers don't have to. We'll have to wait and see, but I believe in miracles!

Oh thank fuck you were here for this.

 

[DJBrenton]

What's your favourite number of eyes in a woman?

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[nukes]

Back on topic,
When i was briefly single, met this woman at work.
Ferociously cute!

When i finally found some time to have a conversation with her, she dropped that knowledge on me:
"I have 5 kids you know".

I was nonplussed. Never found out the details...like "are they all colors of the rainbow?" Or "how many baby daddies ARE there?"

Oh and she was a white chick, not that race matters, cause it doesnt. But she was.

 

[Coqui]

To which, I'd reply.....so.....you put out.

 

[Amstel]

To which, I'd reply.....so.....you put out.

Too which she'd reply, "i like to think of it as making daddies everywhere. "

 

[Coqui]

Too which she'd reply, "i like to think of it as making daddies everywhere. "

That's why I have a vasectomy.

 

[Amstel]

That's why I have a vasectomy.

my bro in law got one about 6yrs ago. his wife just popped out another of his kids...

 

[Ledboots]

my bro in law got one about 6yrs ago. his wife just popped out another of his kids...

"His" kid...

 

[nukes]

"His" kid...

Its just as much his as it is hers.

 

[Ledboots]

Its just as much his as it is hers.

I was referencing the husband's post-vasectomy state and questioning the wife's fidelity.

/bad joke explanation

 

[Amstel]

"His" kid...

it was for clarification mostly. lol

theyve been married for 18yrs, just had #6, and neither are bright enough to cheat on the other.

truth be told, i think shes batshit cray, and hes committed to the long haul come hell or high water. and by committed i mean institutionalized. its fucking insane.

 

[Ledboots]

it was for clarification mostly. lol

theyve been married for 18yrs, just had #6, and neither are bright enough to cheat on the other.

truth be told, i think shes batshit cray, and hes committed to the long haul come hell or high water. and by committed i mean institutionalized. its fucking insane.

I was just kidding.

A recent patient got pregnant in her 40's, and her husband confessed that after his vasectomy he never went back to the urologist for the sperm check.

 

[Coqui]

I was just kidding.

A recent patient got pregnant in her 40's, and her husband confessed that after his vasectomy he never went back to the urologist for the sperm check.

Why the fuck would he do that unless he never went through with the procedure?

 

[Ledboots]

Why the fuck would he do that unless he never went through with the procedure?

I know, it makes no sense.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Eggs. That's topical as fuck.

Walrus
What are they good for?

 

[Jehannum]

Don't cry Adi. I'm rooting for the OP to marry her and live happily ever after providing for those children so we taxpayers don't have to. We'll have to wait and see, but I believe in miracles!

She'd never go for that wall-eyed mother fucker.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'd bet one year's gig money

Adi works for a living.

 

[Darth Handsome]

My favorite part of this thread so far is Nukes' employment of "nonplussed". Blood's & Duke's quality barbs notwithstanding.

 

[Strings]

My favorite part of this thread so far is Nukes' employment of "nonplussed". Blood's & Duke's quality barbs notwithstanding.

I'm still not convinced she'd talk to him.

 

[plot]

you can tell a lot about people by the friends they keep.