Advice The internet doctor thread.

[ZRH]

How the fuck can you have a pulled muscle for 4 months?

By only letting it heal slowly?

 

[thintoast]

How the fuck can you have a pulled muscle for 4 months?

Because it's on the bottom of my foot. Every time I take a step, I reinjure it. I've taken all sorts of anti-inflammatories short of steroids.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

How the fuck can you have a pulled muscle for 4 months?

Because he's running on it. Duh

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

By only letting it heal slowly?

That's what you do when you run on it!

 

[ZRH]

That's what you do when you run on it!

...No shit?

You just said the exact same thing I did fucknuts

 

[thintoast]

It happens when you run on it while it's injured.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

...No shit?

You just said the exact same thing I did fucknuts

Healing slowly != running on it.

 

[kiwi]

I bet your pulled muscle has lasted that long cause you keep using it and repulling it.

 

[thintoast]

I don't understand why it doesn't heal...

 

[Duke]

FEAR NOT FRIENDS. THE HEADACHE HAS SUBSIDED. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT IT IS GONE.

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HELP.

I SHALL INQUIRE HERE THE NEXT TIME I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

What was her name?

 

[thintoast]

What was her name?

Helga

 

[Petunia]

sooooo today i have my first test (blood work) to figure out the Potato Pregnancy Mystery!
im having a celiac screen done today and my doctor told me that 48 hrs before the test i am to eat all things carb and glutton!
soooo as i type this im sporting a 5 month potato baby in maaaah belleeeh!!
i need to pull out my maternity clothes to get to my test!!
YOU
GUYS
SHOULD
SEE
MY
POTATO
BELLEH!!!

 

[CletusJones]

Post pics

 

[thintoast]

OMG UR GONNA ASSPLODE WHEN IT ALL COMES OUT!!!

 

[Petunia]

OMG UR GONNA ASSPLODE WHEN IT ALL COMES OUT!!!

i told my DR i was gonna take laxatives after my blood work and she said: OH MY! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

 

[thintoast]

i told my DR i was gonna take laxatives after my blood work and she said: OH MY! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

might want to rent an outhouse for the week and keep it in your driveway. They come and haul it away and the residual mess can be hosed off.

 

[Petunia]

might want to rent an outhouse for the week and keep it in your driveway. They come and haul it away and the residual mess can be hosed off.

 

[thintoast]

Most people spray paint the porcelain. You're gonna spray paint the entire god damn neighborhood.

 

[thintoast]

A comfortable shade of brown...

 

[APRIL]

A comfortable shade of brown...

Goes great with this seasons burnt reds.