Thread Human Tricks: Can You Do This? -- What are your dumb human tricks?

alright, still not the best but better? there's some movement in the other eye, but it's still kinda wonky

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Ummmmm, I can pick up most anything with my feet. I can flip my eyelids up. I can raise one eyebrow. I can wiggle my ears a bit. I can put my legs/leg behind my head.

Other stuff... I can't remember. I just got up, man
 
I can put my legs behind my head. I can say the alphabet backward as easily as forward. I can curl and rotate my tongue.

My mom could bend her thumb backward and touch her arm with it.

Thats a limited thing? I thought everyone could do that. You kind of tense your jaw and and it sounds like the ocean.

I can also curl my tongue, and wiggle my ears.

But i cannot turn my tongue upside down, so i am not a completely superior genetic human being.

I can taste the good flavors of cilantro though, so that makes up for it.

I cannot do the thing with my ears. In fact I have very little control over many of the muscles in my face. If I don't concentrate enough my mouth gets very crooked. I can't even close only one eye. I can't raise one eyebrow, wiggle my ears, or any of the other things that most people can do with practice. There's a disconnect between my brain and those muscles that I couldn't learn to overcome with physical therapy. Brain damage sucks, but at least it's not anything too important.

I think the cilantro thing can be learned. I did.

I can make friends and not be socially awkward. I've got you all beat.

I can do this too. I'm incredibly social irl.

i can do the vulcan hand thing, that one just takes practice.

Also, i can voluntary induce a crippling cramp in my feet by pointing my big toe downwards, and the other toes upwards.

Also, i crack and creak and crunch everywhere. Toes, fingers, wrists, back, neck, chest. Thankfully not knees or ankles. And at least one more place.

I used to get the cramp in my foot when I danced a lot. It sucked when it happened while actually dancing. My knees were the first thing to start cracking and crunching. My neck has joined the party and I assume my wrists are not far behind.

Rotate hand 540 degrees.

That's gross but I want to see.
 
Almost forgot: I can grow excellent beards.

And I can do that rumbling thing indefinitely, without clenching my jaw. In fact, it happens whenever I yawn.
 
@Amstel I can cross one eye individually but I can't make it go walleyed

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Ha! Forgot this one.... I can pick up items with my toes, and if I concentrate really hard I can even write with my toes. Creeps my family out :D
@augusttremulous the eye movement is freaking fantastic!
 
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I can bend the first segment of most of my fingers without bending the rest. Can touch my thumbs to my wrists. Can place my palms flat on the ground without bending my knees. Couple others I'm forgetting I think.