Food TV shows that you may not be watching but should be

I've got a new WaW fact. Everything vaguely like the x-files is amazing.

That helix show is basically x-files. This new thing.. x-files. Right down stairs? X-files.
 
Well, you join the military and get the expensive training and OJT for "free". Then when you get out, its easy. SEE?!?!?!?!

Don't forget the clearance-- you could be a drooling moron who couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight and still get IT work for at least six-figures at NSA or DHS.

holy shit, why are these grapes so sour?
 
We finished House of Cards season 2 last night and I think it is one of my favorite tv shows ever. No idea if it has already been discussed here but holy geez is it good.

on ep 4 or 5 of s1 here. What a difference good acting makes in a show.
 
Being billable isn't a sure thing, and, in my experience, it comes with quality of life concessions.

The clearance, however, is the lube that allows you to ease yourself up the public sectors anus.

I used to see the clearance as important but anymore it's not. Less than 5% of the people I deal with are cleared and those are just the admins. Other than that there is no reason for it anymore.
 
I know that and my entire group is based in DC and covers DC with no clearances. I'm going to come over to your house and use the bathroom. We can finish this conversation through the bathroom door.

Eat lightly before your visit: the toilets in this house are forty years old and are better at rotating their contents than flushing them.