Food What's for breakfast UF?

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chobani yogurt looks like packaged porn slop.

And it tastes horrendous.

All of you who brag about how much protein it has, wouldn't it just be easier to eat twice as much of something that actually tastes good? Or even tastes just OK??

Well, in Dukes defense he has upgraded from guzzling cum every morning. His skin looked fantastic, but still, you know, cum.
 
breakfast burritos made with homemade green chile chipotle bacon sausage, and a cafe Americano from the cafe down the street (ZOMG literally right across the street!).