How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[two. but the question remains, how did they get in there]
[two. but the question remains, how did they get in there]
I once had a friend that couldnt decide if he wanted to be a dentist or a porn star
All he was sure of is that he greatly enjoyed filling cavities.
why did kathy fall off the swing?
[she had no arms]
A man was in bed with his Thai girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.
Rather enjoying it, he turns and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
She replied: "Because I really miss mine".
:bowroflarms:A man was in bed with his Thai girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.
Rather enjoying it, he turns and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
She replied: "Because I really miss mine".
what did kathy get for christmas....i dunno, she can't open itThe corny jokes kill me the most.
I'm still giggling.
So my first summer job was at the local funeral home. The first body I had to prepare for a service was a middle aged woman who had been found floating in the bay. Her body was severely bloated from being in the water as long as she was. Upon further inspection I had found a large shrimp halfway lodged in her vagina. I notified the funeral director about the odd discovery. He informed me that it was not a jumbo shrimp but instead it was her clitoris, and it had been swollen due to the drowning just like the rest of her body. I contested the fact that it was indeed a large crustacean. He quickly became irritated as to why I would continue to argue this fact. I was fired immediately after I replied
"Well it tasted like shrimp"