The Love Boat

**ChikkenNoodul** · 02-23-2005 10:35 AM

Try chugging a Skullsplitter or Samichlaus

**simple** · 02-23-2005 10:38 AM

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah me and chikken have seen this kind of "romantic" cruise boat bullshit shit before and I'm telling you that those fucking boats are SERIOUSLY haunted by demonic demons that crawl up into your penis hole or love gulley and plant their ghost eggs which hatch spawnlings that unfertilize any attempts at having children NICE PICS THOUGH

**ChikkenNoodul** · 02-23-2005 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by elpmis

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah me and chikken have seen this kind of "romantic" cruise boat bullshit shit before and I'm telling you that those fucking boats are SERIOUSLY haunted by demonic demons that crawl up into your penis hole or love gulley and plant their ghost eggs which hatch spawnlings that unfertilize any attempts at having children NICE PICS THOUGH

True story; this one dude we were following around spawned hellfire from his urethra at the urinal, the whole tip of his junk was just GONE

**Coqui** · 02-23-2005 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by ChikkenNoodul

True story; this one dude we were following around spawned hellfire from his urethra at the urinal, the whole tip of his junk was just GONE

**simple** · 02-23-2005 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by ChikkenNoodul

True story; this one dude we were following around spawned hellfire from his urethra at the urinal, the whole tip of his junk was just GONE

they tried to make a towel animal to look just like his flamming cock tip, but they couldn't fold the edges down and the towel tag got in the way - the whole things was just terrible

**Coqui** · 02-23-2005 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by elpmis

they tried to make a towel animal to look just like his flamming cock tip, but they couldn't fold the edges down and the towel tag got in the way - the whole things was just terrible

Must have been one of the new guys then

**ChikkenNoodul** · 02-23-2005 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by elpmis

they tried to make a towel animal to look just like his flamming cock tip, but they couldn't fold the edges down and the towel tag got in the way - the whole things was just terrible

That's what they get for hiring housekeeping staff with cloven hoofs

**April23** · 02-23-2005 10:51 AM

Bwahahahaha

**fly** · 02-23-2005 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by elpmis

they tried to make a towel animal to look just like his flamming cock tip, but they couldn't fold the edges down and the towel tag got in the way - the whole things was just terrible

**Sp`ange** · 02-23-2005 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by theacoustician

Yeah, but its $200.

but if you need it, so does Turner.

can you say 'purchase order'? I thought you could.

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