I hate PTA moms

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Applesauce, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    When a teacher sends out an email requesting the help of a parent to come take pics of the kids in their costumes this Friday, because she won't be there, and I already said I will do this, like 2 minutes after she sent it, DON'T FCKING REPLY 2 HOURS LATER THAT YOU WILL DO IT, AND LICK HER CROTCH WITH YOUR "SOOOOOOOOO SORRY THE KIDS ARE SICK" SHIT!!

    I already took it, bitches!! Suck my cute ass!

    I swear these PTA broads have to one up everyone!! THIS is why I cannot be part of that shit!

    Whatever. All of their tires are getting slashed on Friday.
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2009
  2. Syrup Beaver I like scotch. Do you?

    I know the type, even though I don't deal with that crap yet, thank the maker.

    The same type become politicians.
  3. Casper Enslave Hawaii!

  4. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    Holy awesome!!!

    Ok, I mean to rephrase to "POWER PTA moms!"

    Jeezis Lord, they really do have to stick their asses in everything.

    When I lived in WI, I was in the PTA just so those retard midwestern housewives had to deal with me alllll of the time. And seriously, I had to smack a bitch before I was taken seriously, since I was not a fat, Kohl's clothes wearing hound, who is guaranteed to have something in the ol' crockpot right.now.
  5. Casper Enslave Hawaii!

    Well, Juli. Tomorrow is a new day. ;)
  6. Syrup Beaver I like scotch. Do you?

    Kohls is too pricey for me :fly:
  7. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    Another day, another email from rabid PTA hounds to shoot myself over.

  8. my little brony Shit Pants

    dude, I love MILFs
  9. Casper Enslave Hawaii!

    Just think. In another couple years when states have completely cut out public school programs, these P(I)TA Moms will be teaching your kids from 8 to 3:30 all about creationism, etc etc. Woot!
  10. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    Meh, that will not happen and you know it.
  11. plot Banned

    if i was a PTA mom, i'm not sure i'd want you around my kids without my direct supervision. :D
  12. Applesauce More like Applesauced...


    Seriously, my son can ONLY go as some gay ass nursery rhyme character for halloween!

    Who thinks of that shit? Oh yea, rabid power PTA hounds!
  13. Syrup Beaver I like scotch. Do you?

    Say it offends your "x" heritage, those people looooove "celebrating diversity" :rolleyes: :fly:
  14. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    Native American.

    YESSSS this would be perfecto. I could say that Mother Goose is our satan.

  15. Syrup Beaver I like scotch. Do you?


    That could be an easy win on your part.
  16. my little brony Shit Pants

    I thought you were 1/2 mexican. or was that someone else?

    if you are then I would say put him in some dia de los muertos makeup and scare the ever living fuck out of the rest of the kids. if they bitch, "cultural diversity" or whatever bullshit those yappy cunts and pansy administrators will cower in front of
  17. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    lmfao, that would be hilarious. It's extremely conservative around here.

    No, I'm not messican!!
  18. my little brony Shit Pants

    was it kiki? i don't remember

    anyways, find a nursery rhyme character that originally had a much darker essence.


    dress him in late 18th century regalia, put fake blood across his throat and have him carry the severed head of jill in a bucket
  19. Applesauce More like Applesauced...

    No, I look teh messicans or latina, but I assure, no.

    and lmfao. I KINDA think that won't work.
  20. midge New Member