My coworker taps his foot incessantly

[ChikkenNoodul]

I do believe I am about to snap.

If you don't hear from me, check the police reports for 'man slain with hard drive'

[JPatrick]

chop it off

[ChikkenNoodul]

chop it offThat could take a while when all I have is a utility knife.

I don't want that smelly fucker's blood on my.

[elpmis]

that sucks

[fly]

hahahahah

Being a SAN engineer is rough. :fly:

[fly]

That could take a while when all I have is a utility knife.

I don't want that smelly fucker's blood on my.

on your period?

[JPatrick]

Then I recomend you punch him directly in the throat

[smileynev]

molest his scalp

[elpmis]

turn on the radio and give him a beat to tap to

[ChikkenNoodul]

hahahahah

Being a SAN engineer is rough. :fly:It is mang, somebody even asked me to WORK on something this morning :rant:

[smileynev]

turn on the radio and give him a beat to tap to
Anything by ricki marting should do the trick

[JPatrick]

Ill kill your foot tapper if you kill my hardware store guy

[ChikkenNoodul]

turn on the radio and give him a beat to tap toI'm going to turn on 'Singing In the Rain' and beat him to death with a marble penis.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Ill kill your foot tapper if you kill my hardware store guyDeal, shake?

[ChikkenNoodul]

molest his scalpAnd get lice on my nana bits?

[JPatrick]

Deal, shake?

Yup
*shakes genitals at monitor*

[F33nX1080i]

how about tap your pencil in another tempo, like if he's tapping in 4/4, tap your pencil in 12/8 or 5/4.
or i'll come help kill yours if you come help kill the insourced indian that smells really bad who sits in front of me

[ChikkenNoodul]

how about tap your pencil in another tempo, like if he's tapping in 4/4, tap your pencil in 12/8 or 5/4.
or i'll come help kill yours if you come help kill the insourced indian that smells really bad who sits in front of meJust eat a big old steak and drink a gallon of milk in front of him.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Yup
*shakes genitals at monitor*Your webcam wasn't on...

[April40]

Is everyone menstrating today? There are three bitch threads...

[F33nX1080i]

Just eat a big old steak and drink a gallon of milk in front of him.

i'm lactose intolerant:(
and omg, i had the best filet mignon for dinner on sunday :drool:

[JPatrick]

Is everyone menstrating today? There are three bitch threads...



I WILL BITCH IF I WANT TO DAMMIT

[ChikkenNoodul]

Is everyone menstrating today? There are three bitch threads...My manflo is in high gear let me tell you

[JPatrick]

my nipples are tender and I feel all bloaty

[smileynev]

i'm lactose intolerant:(
and omg, i had the best filet mignon for dinner on sunday :drool:
no cheese for you???

Is life worth living without cheese?

[ChikkenNoodul]

i'm lactose intolerant:(
and omg, i had the best filet mignon for dinner on sunday :drool:Then eat two steaks :drool:

Now I'm hungry again.....

[ChikkenNoodul]

I WILL BITCH IF I WANT TO DAMMITIT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL BITCH IF I WANT TO
WHINE IF I WANT TO

[April40]

My manflo is in high gear let me tell you
Unlce Flo. :lol:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Unlce Flo. :lol:He's overstayed his welcome.

Stupid cockmonkey :mad:

[fly]

He's overstayed his welcome.

Stupid cockmonkey :mad:

I remember as a small boy my uncle overstaying his welcome. I showered and showered after he left and never felt clean. :(

[ChikkenNoodul]

I remember as a small boy my uncle overstaying his welcome. I showered and showered after he left and never felt clean. :(You're supposed to back in time and threaten to blow his ass up

[F33nX1080i]

no cheese for you???

Is life worth living without cheese?

so far so good.
that's what lactaid is for:)
i just don't like the taste of most fairy products since they're associated with the bad feeling in my tummy

[JPatrick]

so far so good.
that's what lactaid is for:)
i just don't like the taste of most fairy products since they're associated with the bad feeling in my tummy

the 'nev LOVES fairy products!

[ChikkenNoodul]

Fairies have a nasty habit of swarming around in your belly, that's what makes it uncomfortable.

[fly]

the 'nev is a fairy product!

fixt :nev:

[fly]

You're supposed to back in time and threaten to blow his ass up

But I liked the videos... :confused:

[smileynev]

A life without cheese is a life without joy

[ChikkenNoodul]

But I liked the videos... :confused:Well then ask him to hurry his ass up and make more then.

BTW - I've got an offer coming in from Taiwan on copies of 'Spatula Summer' for a tidy sum.

[fly]

Well then ask him to hurry his ass up and make more then.

BTW - I've got an offer coming in from Taiwan on copies of 'Spatula Summer' for a tidy sum.

:fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

A life without cheese is a life without joyI couldn't imagine not having cheese :(

[F33nX1080i]

well damn. no ninja for me :(

[April40]

A life without cheese is a life without joy
QFT

I love my cheese on cheese.

[fly]

QFT

I love my cheese on cheese.

It's like girl on ga0t pr0n and goatse... :drool:

[JPatrick]

QFT

I love my cheese on cheese.

haha
what do you call a fat girl with a yeast infection?















wait for it






















here it comes




























ready?





























WHOPPER WITH CHEESE
WHOO HOO
THANK YOU IM HERE ALL WEEK
TIP THE WAITRESS

[fly]

I'd knock the chz off that taco...

[ChikkenNoodul]

I like cheese burittos