I hate real life dumbasses

[JPatrick]

So I go to the hardware store to buy a specific too.
I need one of those long, straight allen keys (10mm) with a 3/8ths socket adapter attatched to it so I can use it on a torque wrench.
I go down the aisle that has that kinda shit on it, and I dont see it right away. Here comes the guy that works there, so I ask him where they are exactly.
He proceeds to tell me there is no such thing.
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I told him I have a drawer full of them in my toolbox at home, I just need one for work.
He cleverly responds with :confused:
I guess its too much to ask that someone knows their fucking job these days:rolleyes:

:mad:

[April40]

ID 10 T tool

[JPatrick]

I shoulda just kicked the fucker in the sack then maybe he wouldnt be able to annoy anyone else for the rest of the day

[smileynev]

Best Buy doesn't carry tools, noob.

[April40]

I shoulda just kicked the fucker in the sack then maybe he wouldnt be able to annoy anyone else for the rest of the day
I usually stick to the "secret shopper" line.

"I work corporate for ______, your job knowledge is low and I will have to speak to your supe about termination for being below standards."

... then kick them in the balls.

[fly]

I shoulda just kicked the fucker in the sack then maybe he wouldnt be able to annoy anyone else for the rest of the day

Rule number 1. NEVER ASK THE $5 ASSOCIATES ANYTHING. wtf were you thinking???

[smileynev]

I generally look for the lesbians that work at the hardware store, they're guaranteed to know where all the shit is.

[JPatrick]

Rule number 1. NEVER ASK THE $5 ASSOCIATES ANYTHING. wtf were you thinking???

he came over and asked if I needed help, and I didnt see the bit I needed:mad:

They were just out of it,btw, the little pegs they go on were empty:mad:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I always act like I have some awful communicable disease to keep store salespeople away from me.

I hate dealing with people, if I could buy everything online with same-day shipping that'd be great.

Those self-checkout things that are making inroads into stores are almost as good.

[JPatrick]

Those self-checkout things that are making inroads into stores are almost as good.

I hate those goddamn things
I always seem to get the one item in the store thats not in the system, or if Im buying beer, the meatsack at the podium that has to approve the sale has wandered off and is picking his nose in a corner somewhere:mad:

[smileynev]

I hate those goddamn things
I always seem to get the one item in the store thats not in the system, or if Im buying beer, the meatsack at the podium that has to approve the sale has wandered off and is picking his nose in a corner somewhere:mad:
Where do they sell beer and have a self checkout?

[ChikkenNoodul]

I hate those goddamn things
I always seem to get the one item in the store thats not in the system, or if Im buying beer, the meatsack at the podium that has to approve the sale has wandered off and is picking his nose in a corner somewhere:mad:Ah, I've learned which items need to go through the normal lanes.

And fortunately the little girls that handle the approvals hang around like vultures.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Where do they sell beer and have a self checkout?Shaw's and BJ's up here in NH.

[JPatrick]

Where do they sell beer and have a self checkout?

Grocery stores u penis

[elpmis]

Drool, you could use a few more smilies in your post, bro

[JPatrick]

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[smileynev]

Grocery stores u penis
They sell beer at grocerie stores?

[ChikkenNoodul]

They sell beer at grocerie stores?In most civilized states.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Maybe not in 'frontier' states like MN

[JPatrick]

They sell beer at grocerie stores?

In places not designated as a 3rd world country, yes

[fly]

They sell beer at grocerie stores?

You can't even spell it, do you know what one is?

[smileynev]

weird. I'm gonna have to go to one of these grocerie stores and check it out.

[smileynev]

You can't even spell it, do you know what one is?
Thats how its spelled in Minnesota.

[JPatrick]

weird. I'm gonna have to go to one of these grocerie stores and check it out.

right
youre probably at the grocery store 4 times a week to stock up on twinkies and cheddarwursts as it is

[F33nX1080i]

i wish my grocery store had self checkout. or if i could just jump behind the counter and check myself out, it would go 10 times as fast. unfortunately wegman's employeeds are like the highest paid grocery schleps in the country, and they abuse their hourly to no end

[ChikkenNoodul]

i wish my grocery store had self checkout. or if i could just jump behind the counter and check myself out, it would go 10 times as fast. unfortunately wegman's employeeds are like the highest paid grocery schleps in the country, and they abuse their hourly to no endAhahahaha, Wegman's.

At least they have good fruit.

[ChikkenNoodul]

right
youre probably at the grocery store 4 times a day to stock up on twinkies and cheddarwursts as it isModified for accuracy

[F33nX1080i]

Ahahahaha, Wegman's.

At least they have good fruit.

dude, wegman's pwns all other grocery stores i've been to. where else can you pick up california rolls, fresh organic parsnips, and yuenglings?

[ChikkenNoodul]

dude, wegman's pwns all other grocery stores i've been to. where else can you pick up california rolls, fresh organic parsnips, and yuenglings?Well, several places near me have the first two - but not the yuenglings :(

The last time I drove to PA I brought a couple cases home, can't wait to be able to pick them up at the local Stewarts

[JPatrick]

dude, wegman's pwns all other grocery stores i've been to. where else can you pick up california rolls, fresh organic parsnips, and yuenglings?




wtf parsnips and yuenglings?
you makin a witches brew?
can you get eye of newt there as well?

[Mondoz]

Which store?

[JPatrick]

Which store?



It was the sears hardware on bay area by the bikebarn
Its the only hardware store we have an account with

[Mondoz]

It was the sears hardware on bay area by the bikebarn
Its the only hardware store we have an account with

You actually talked to someone in there?

WTF were you thinking?


I won't even make eye contact with those people.

[BigDov]

I didn't realize that at Sears of all places, the helpful staff wouldn't know what you were looking for....... how very disappointing

[JPatrick]

You actually talked to someone in there?

WTF were you thinking?


I won't even make eye contact with those people.



I was accosted
I had no choice!

[JPatrick]

I didn't realize that at Sears of all places, the helpful staff wouldn't know what you were looking for....... how very disappointing



Its not that he didnt know what I was looking for, he told me the tool didnt exist

[Mondoz]

Its not that he didnt know what I was looking for, he told me the tool didnt exist


How do we know he even exists?

Did anyone else see this person?

[BigDov]

Its not that he didnt know what I was looking for, he told me the tool didnt exist

even better :lol:

[JPatrick]

How do we know he even exists?

Did anyone else see this person?


perhaps it was some eval spirit sent by god to torment me with stupidity?

[Arátoeldar]

In places not designated as a 3rd world country, yes Like PA :( :rolleyes::mad:

[Mondoz]

perhaps it was some eval spirit sent by god to torment me with stupidity?


I thought that was sleeman. :confused:

[shockthemonkey]

Well, several places near me have the first two - but not the yuenglings :(

The last time I drove to PA I brought a couple cases home, can't wait to be able to pick them up at the local Stewarts
next time you're at PA we should have a yuengling party! :drunk: