Please welcome Blondie

[Blondie]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

[mikey]

hello blondie. i just might meet you in a few weeks.

[Onnotangu]

welcome to the forum.
who is your daddy and what does he do?

[ERage]

holy crap, she's here. I'm going to owe her for this one. Be nice you guys...she'll be a good addition to this place if we don't chase her off.

[April40]

Hey thar sweet thang, can interest you in a fish sandwich???

[Thorn Bird]

ooooooooowwwwweeeeeeee!! i'm so excited to have another hot chick on here! we will rule it very soon...

welcome blondie!! :heart:

[Valve1080i]

Yo.

[kiwi]

Welcome! Glad you finally joined us. Tell us all of erage's embarrasing secrets.

[Thorn Bird]

Welcome! Glad you finally joined us. Tell us all of erage's embarrasing secrets.

oooooooo in. with popcorn. :hi2u:

[ERage]

Welcome! Glad you finally joined us. Tell us all of erage's embarrasing secrets.

I don't like where this is going.

[Blondie]

Hi everyone...thanks for the welcome. yes, I am married to erage but please don't hold it against me. has everyone been watching the ladies man? and what is the current plan for female domination???

[Thorn Bird]

well, step one: the SOs take over UF. check. :fly:

i'm so glad you're on!!! now really...one little juicy tidbit on erage. :hi2u: consider it the hazing part of joining. that or show us your bewbs. :hi2u: ;)

[ERage]

well, step one: the SOs take over UF. check. :fly:

i'm so glad you're on!!! now really...one little juicy tidbit on erage. :hi2u: consider it the hazing part of joining. that or show us your bewbs. :hi2u: ;)

you are supposed to haze the noob, not the guy that's been here a couple of years.

I think she might be signed off for a bit now though, she got a half day from work today.

[eileenbunny]

Yey! I can't wait to see you again in a couple weeks and actually talk to you for more than a couple minutes! Welcome to the forum. It's great to have another lady around here.

[fly]

Welcome aboard the couples forum (except for shawndavid).

[Jonny_B]

Welcome aboard the couples forum (except for shawndavid).
ouch.

[Pandora]

First you marry Erage...then you join the forums

whata masochist.


:fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Welcome 'n stuff.

[Jonny_B]

I don't know any of these people IRL, but welcome to the forum nonetheless. More is almost always better.

[April40]

I don't know any of these people IRL, but welcome to the forum nonetheless. More is almost always better.

More of a reason to come to a meat!

Or next time fly and I are in Texas we should do a mini-meet.




IBblondie doesn't come back because she forgot about us over the weekend.

[JPatrick]

Welcome aboard the couples forum (except for shawndavid).

And sarcasmo. no one can love him, for his heart is cold and black.


Oh, hi blondie!

[ERage]

She did ask me what the butterfly meant.

[Blondie]

Welcome! Glad you finally joined us. Tell us all of erage's embarrasing secrets.

Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be :fly:. My commentary on the situation always includes something about his cockboxers because...well...it's just fun to say...COCKBOXERS!

Yey! I can't wait to see you again in a couple weeks and actually talk to you for more than a couple minutes! Welcome to the forum. It's great to have another lady around here.

Yeah, hopefully we can talk this time. For our first meeting I practically threw a cat at you and ran off! I felt so dirty! Can you ever forgive my (e)rage?

First you marry Erage...then you join the forums

whata masochist.


:fly:

I know, such madness! What can i say? My name is Blondie, and I'm a product of public schools...

[ERage]

Yeah, hopefully we can talk this time. For our first meeting I practically threw a cat at you and ran off! I felt so dirty! Can you ever forgive my (e)rage?


:pics:

[kiwi]

Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be :fly:. My commentary on the situation always includes something about his cockboxers because...well...it's just fun to say...COCKBOXERS!

:lol: You are awesome. I'm glad you finally joined!

[KNYTE]

Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be :fly:. My commentary on the situation always includes something about his cockboxers because...well...it's just fun to say...COCKBOXERS!..

This one time I tripped on a kid's toy in the hallway and the result was almost what some people might think would resemble me dancing. Mortified that I had just possibly danced I ran downstairs and watched Big Trouble in Little China 3 times in a row followed by some MotoGP to re-affirm my manliness.

[hawk82]

Wow the bots are getting smart now. What powers your artificial intelligence? :shifty:

[fly]

Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be :fly:. My commentary on the situation always includes something about his cockboxers because...well...it's just fun to say...COCKBOXERS!

That is totally awesome

[Blondie]

This one time I tripped on a kid's toy in the hallway and the result was almost what some people might think would resemble me dancing. Mortified that I had just possibly danced I ran downstairs and watched Big Trouble in Little China 3 times in a row followed by some MotoGP to re-affirm my manliness.

Re-affirm your manliness? You should unashamedly embrace your inner pixie for the neighbors to see, tiny dancer.

[ERage]

Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be :fly:. My commentary on the situation always includes something about his cockboxers because...well...it's just fun to say...COCKBOXERS!

I'll wear them to the meat :shifty:

[mikey]

Re-affirm your manliness? You should unashamedly embrace your inner pixie for the neighbors to see, tiny dancer.




:lol:

[Thorn Bird]

ooooooooh blondie's the breath of fresh air we've all been waiting for. COCKBOXA. :fly:

and i love sarcasmo. he's gonna come be my maid if i let him motorboat my boombas.

and johnny, that "i've never met anyone IRL" shit's gonna get old. i didn't know anyone on here before i joined till the MEATS. COME ON.

hold me closer tony danza.

[ERage]

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

That's extra funny because she didn't know Knyte was vertically challenged, I just explained it to her.

[eileenbunny]

:pics:

I totally wish I had thought to bring my camera for that meeting. Your wife is smokin hot. I just thought I was going to get a kitten, but I got sooo much more. The images are burned into my brain to this day. :drool:

[Blondie]

I totally wish I had thought to bring my camera for that meeting. Your wife is smokin hot. I just thought I was going to get a kitten, but I got sooo much more. The images are burned into my brain to this day. :drool:

meow...backatya kitty

[dbzeag]

Re-affirm your manliness? You should unashamedly embrace your inner pixie for the neighbors to see, tiny dancer.

OMG you are a keeper :lol:

:heart:

[w_a_w]

welcome

be seeing you soon

[JPatrick]

I'll wear them to the meat :shifty:

I will be expecting the dance

[Dharma1521]

Welcome aboard the couples forum (except for shawndavid).

Great I'm going to slit my wrists now.

Thanks Zachypoo.

[w_a_w]

Great I'm going to slit my wrists now.

Thanks Zachypoo.

pass the knife when you're done :p

[eileenbunny]

Great I'm going to slit my wrists now.

Thanks Zachypoo.

pass the knife when you're done :p

Instead of becoming suicidal about this, why don't you two get together? Or you could become homicidal and kill 1/2 of every UF couple.

[Dharma1521]

Instead of becoming suicidal about this, why don't you two get together? Or you could become homicidal and kill 1/2 of every UF couple.

Fuck that noise, who else wants in on the knife action?

[w_a_w]

Instead of becoming suicidal about this, why don't you two get together? Or you could become homicidal and kill 1/2 of every UF couple.

there's that whole living in another state thing and I have a couple I'm already working on :p

just got back from one of their houses...we had brunch and spent the afternoon watching tv, napping, etc

[eileenbunny]

there's that whole living in another state thing and I have a couple I'm already working on :p

just got back from one of their houses...we had brunch and spent the afternoon watching tv, napping, etc

I think we all just want to hear about the "etc" part of that story.

[Jonny_B]

edit: fucking on topic welcome threads. never mind.

[inline4]

Great I'm going to slit my wrists now.

Thanks Zachypoo.

I got a new girl.. I'll skip my wrist slitting turn.. thanks

*EDIT* and she TOTALLY needs new furniture and a car and OMG i'm trading it all for a restraining order!!!

[Dharma1521]

I got a new girl.. I'll skip my wrist slitting turn.. thanks

*EDIT* and she TOTALLY needs new furniture and a car and OMG i'm trading it all for a restraining order!!!

Fuk u

k thanks.

[April40]

I got a new girl.. I'll skip my wrist slitting turn.. thanks

*EDIT* and she TOTALLY needs new furniture and a car and OMG i'm trading it all for a restraining order!!!

Collect all three restraining orders!

[Blondie]

f*ck that noise, who else wants in on the knife action?

I've joined a homicidal/suicidal cult! :eek:

[JPatrick]

I've joined a homicidal/suicidal cult! :eek:

Nah, dharma just gets all stabby when shes upset.

[Thorn Bird]

Nah, dharma just gets all stabby when shes upset.

i read this as stubby. i like stubby better. dharma's stubby.

[mikey]

i read this as stubby. i like stubby better. dharma's stubby.



i read this as stocky. dharma's stocky.

[JPatrick]

i read this as stocky. dharma's stocky.

I read that as fatty. dharmas a fatty.

[mikey]

I read that as fatty. dharmas a fatty.



who keeps adding fatty dharma to the tags in every thread? :lol:

[JPatrick]

who keeps adding fatty dharma to the tags in every thread? :lol:

I thought it was you

[Onnotangu]

Welcome aboard the couples forum (except for shawndavid).

and me. :(

[mikey]

I thought it was you



nope, that isn't me.

[JPatrick]

:lol:

[Dharma1521]

Nah, dharma just gets all stabby when shes upset.

OMG that is so true!

[Dharma1521]

nope, that isn't me.

OMG are you serious? I assumed it was you as well. If you click the tag there are like ten threads listed. WTF

[Onnotangu]

this is why both dharma and blondie need to pm me their boobie pics to soothe the butthurt.

[JPatrick]

this is why both dharma and blondie need to pm me their boobie pics to soothe the butthurt.

you dont know butthurt till you see the pic dave posted in aprils contest thread.

[mikey]

OMG are you serious? I assumed it was you as well. If you click the tag there are like ten threads listed. WTF



I added one or two but they didn't say fatty dharma. Someone else is doing that.

[Onnotangu]

you dont know butthurt till you see the pic dave posted in aprils contest thread.

saw it and became quite flacid. thanks dave.

[Sarcasmo]

Welcome aboard the couples forum (except for shawndavid).

And Sarcasmo, who believes that vagina simply isn't worth the trouble.

[Jonny_B]

And Sarcasmo, who believes that vagina simply isn't worth the trouble.
amen

[kiwi]

And Sarcasmo, who believes that vagina simply isn't worth the trouble.

Srsly, rite?. Who needs the real thing when you can buy a fleshlight!

[ERage]

you dont know butthurt till you see the pic dave posted in aprils contest thread.

QFT

[Sarcasmo]

Srsly, rite?. Who needs the real thing when you can buy a fleshlight!

If I could sustain a headless woman in some kind of laboratory bio-tank, that would be ideal.

[Jonny_B]

If I could sustain a headless woman in some kind of laboratory bio-tank, that would be ideal.
might be hard to find investors for the research. prostitution is a more direct solution when it comes to spending money.

[mikey]

But a prostitute is someone who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.

[ERage]

might be hard to find investors for the research. prostitution is a more direct solution when it comes to spending money.

Too many diseases to worry about...I'd say dungeon captive...*cough* I mean "harem" is a safer bet.

[dbzeag]

you dont know butthurt till you see the pic dave posted in aprils contest thread.

saw it and became quite flacid. thanks dave.

QFT

OMG who all saw that pic? I put extra warnings on it :(

[b_sinning]

Blondie stop starving erage.

[fly]

Sorry Blondie, this thread is too far offtopic. Rather than delete 40+ fucking posts, I'm just going to close it.

Welcome to the forums. :D

[w_a_w]

wooo, lock party! :happy: