~*THE EXTREME PRIVATE PARTS CONTEST OF UF*~

[April40]

Granted, I do consider myself an ass girl before a nubbin girl.

However, since FlyNavy has stepped up to the occasion and risen above the challenges posed before him to make the booty thread, I believe this thread should be considered complimentary to his and as such encourage UF dicks to participate in both.

Multiple times.

Same rules and conditions apply as in FlyNavy's thread, including him offering the prize. Although all male and female submissions will be rewarded with undying gratitude and an honored spot in many fap and paf banks.

ONE RULE: Must be your private part; to prove this hold a UF in the image. NO PS.

Real Prize: http://www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-plugs/punishment-plug

http://www.edenfantasys.com/SexToysBImages/Sex_Toys_PH94426.jpg

Let the games begin!!!

[kiwi]

* backs out of thread

[fly]

This thread will be rated TOO MANY BUTTHOLES

[JPatrick]

what?

[animepark13]

lately this forum has been scaring me

[April40]

lately this forum has been scaring me

Please don't participate, kthx. Well you can send it to Zac, he'll rank you however many buttholes.

:lol:

[animepark13]

i only have one butthole though

[JPatrick]

so wait, do you want pictures of wieners or buttholes?
Im totally confused here.

[April40]

so wait, do you want pictures of wieners or buttholes?
Im totally confused here.

Anything private. durr.

[April40]

animepark139:54 PM
i just took a picture of my banana

Aprill*****9:54 PM
oh my god.

animepark139:54 PM
http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/06.08/DSC00396.jpg

Aprill*****9:54 PM
Hopefully it still has its peel on.
9:54 PM
I AM NOT CLICKING.


SOMEONE CLICK FOR ME.

[animepark13]

you are such a pussy

[April40]

you are such a pussy

I finally clicked... I manned up!!!

[animepark13]

grow a pair... gosh..

[SemperFly]

I'll contribute once you supply :pics: of your growler

[Onnotangu]

there are no surviving pics left of me nude on the net.

[dbzeag]

You really don't want me to start posting in this thread....

[animepark13]

you just posted

[dbzeag]

you just posted

You really don't want me to start posting PICS in this thread, do you....

[animepark13]

maybe i do

[April40]

:lol:

[April40]

edit: Actually I have pics of your junk still... if you want to contribute a new one and more than likely win. Thats up to you!

[Valve1080i]

This is all a cover up for the fact that Ape likes to see cocks.

[April40]

This is all a cover up for the fact that Ape likes to see cocks.

I'm not covering up anything. :hi2u:

[KNYTE]

This is going well.

[Valve1080i]

This is going well.

Ape is moist with anticipation.

[KNYTE]

Ape is moist with anticipation.

I'd contribute, but I'm kinded of wierded out at the thought of dbzeag fapping to my pics. Which would inevitably occur.

[JPatrick]

I'd contribute, but I'm kinded of wierded out at the thought of dbzeag fapping to my pics. Which would inevitably occur.


Hell he probably jerks off just thinking about you posting pics.

[Valve1080i]

I'd contribute, but I'm kinded of wierded out at the thought of dbzeag fapping to my pics. Which would inevitably occur.

Indeed. Much fapping would ensue.

[dbzeag]

I'd contribute, but I'm kinded of wierded out at the thought of dbzeag fapping to my pics. Which would inevitably occur.

Rest assured I never fap to pics. Never have and most likely never will. I enjoy looking at them, but I never use them as a masterbation tool.

Also, I rarely fap anyway. We are talking once a week, if that. The chances of your pics even being in my mind when that blessed event occurs that month are slim to none anyway. No matter what you think, I am not thinking about you 24/7 (more like 23/7 :drool: )

[kiwi]

Hi, and stuff. (This was Knyte, I don't know the point of it)

I would be absolutely and 100% shocked if Knyte actually particpated in this thread. Someone talk him into it so I can be.

[dbzeag]

Hi, and stuff. (This was Knyte, I don't know the point of it)

I would be absolutely and 100% shocked if Knyte actually particpated in this thread. Someone talk him into it so I can be.

Your delicious hubby barely posts pics of just the shirt on himself but once a quarter. Do you really think any amount of skin over what isn't covered from a polo-style shirt would ever get blasted into cyberspace?

Wishful thinking sweetie, but I doubt that happens. Are you sure Kynte doesn't think getting his pic taken steals his soul?

[Thorn Bird]

i doubt he's still working out. which means no pics. :( i'd hope that he'd post pics of big guns, and i don't mean the kind that shoot bullets.

[mikey]

Hi, and stuff. (This was Knyte, I don't know the point of it)

I would be absolutely and 100% shocked if Knyte actually particpated in this thread. Someone talk him into it so I can be.



there is always the ninja approach which KNYTE employed

[KNYTE]

Rest assured I never fap to pics. Never have and most likely never will. I enjoy looking at them, but I never use them as a masterbation tool.

Also, I rarely fap anyway. We are talking once a week, if that. The chances of your pics even being in my mind when that blessed event occurs that month are slim to none anyway. No matter what you think, I am not thinking about you 24/7 (more like 23/7 :drool: )

You two-timing hussy, who are you thinking about for that other hour? :mad:

[dbzeag]

You two-timing hussy, who are you thinking about for that other hour? :mad:

The man that I have spent 6 years of my life with that I plan on marrying and being with until the day I die with endless devotion and loving desire? Maybe?

[w_a_w]

The man that I have spent 6 years of my life with that I plan on marrying and being with until the day I die with endless devotion and loving desire? Maybe?

hahaha, they so need to let gay people get married

[eileenbunny]

Db, I thought you told me pics were forthcoming. What's the holdup here? Show us something good. The votes say you will win anyway.

[dbzeag]

Db, I thought you told me pics were forthcoming. What's the holdup here? Show us something good. The votes say you will win anyway.

Sorry about that.

Do not, I repeat DO NOT click on the spoiler tag. You will not be pleased. It will serve no purpose. Your life will not be the same again. Just realize I have no self worth and this following pic is a reprocussion of such a philosophy.

I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK ON THE SPOILER TAG!
http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=256

[dbzeag]

Well, I am disqualified. That pic took place before UF. I have no UF sign held while I took it. I guess I lose :(

[April40]

Post another pic then.

[April40]

I CLICKED AND HAVE SEE IT ALL!!!!

[dbzeag]

I CLICKED AND HAVE SEE IT ALL!!!!

Did it actually take you 20 mins to muster up the courage to click? :lol:

[April40]

Did it actually take you 20 mins to muster up the courage to click? :lol:

I was on my iphone earlier and couldn't easily click. Ran in here to look. :lol:

[dbzeag]

I was on my iphone earlier and couldn't easily click. Ran in here to look. :lol:

so do I win?

[April40]

so do I win?

Yes, no one else is ever going to post a picture. PM me your mailing address. ;)

[elpmis]

Damn dbzeag I could fit my whole leg in there

very nice

[Sp`ange]

Sorry it is not more clear. I only have a camera phone.


http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=260

http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=259

[April40]

Your belly button is not private. ;)

[Sp`ange]

Your belly button is not private. ;)

To me it is.. Besides, I'm the only one that posted a pic AND followed the rules.

[animepark13]

Post another pic then.

dawt, always room for more goatse

[dbzeag]

To me it is.. Besides, I'm the only one that posted a pic AND followed the rules.

True. Sp'ange wins

[April40]

Okay... whoever you guys deem the winner wins. Send me your address. :P

[plot]

i have no idea what sp`ange is doing in his pics becuase it's so damn blurry... but i still wanna vote for him even though i know dbzeag will get more use out of the thing, simply becuase he tried... and it was already a given dbzeag would do something.

still, maybe it'll open up whole new doors for sp`ange into places already well traveled by dbzeag.

this is the most fucked up thing i've ever had to think about. thanks april.

[Sp`ange]

True. Sp'ange wins

Okay... whoever you guys deem the winner wins. Send me your address. :P

HUZAH!!

[dbzeag]

Because I have let my fans down, I did this for you just now. This is one for inline ;)

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=262

[mikey]

Dave really wants that buttplug

[April40]

Oh geez... hahahahhhha why didn't you take and post that earlier!??!?!

[dbzeag]

Dave really wants that buttplug

:shifty:

[dbzeag]

Oh geez... hahahahhhha why didn't you take and post that earlier!??!?!

I wanna see Sp'ange win so he has to take a pic wearing it :lol:

[dbzeag]

But I did successfully goatse the forum in a supported way. I just missed the whole sign thing.

[plot]

jeeze dude... i hope you're a grower not a show-er.

[animepark13]

jeeze dude... i hope you're a grower not a show-er.

lololol

[plot]

i've decided that sp`ange posted his belly button in hopes to fool us all.

[eileenbunny]

i've decided that sp`ange posted his belly button in hopes to fool us all.

He once took a similar picture on my camera phone and then set it as the wallpaper. I kept it that way until I got rid of that phone. I miss seeing his belly every day.

[April40]

Zac likes to tuck and take a picture of his crotch. Surprised he didn't jump on that.

[JPatrick]

godammit I hate this thread

[Coqui]

Do I or do I not post the Coke can pic?

[w_a_w]

godammit I hate this thread

I didn't click on shit :lol:
I take it you did?

[JPatrick]

I didn't click on shit :lol:
I take it you did?


Lets just say Im wondering how the hell dave keeps his poop in.

[animepark13]

Do I or do I not post the Coke can pic?

i am interested

[dbzeag]

Do I or do I not post the Coke can pic?

Yes

[dbzeag]

jeeze dude... i hope you're a grower not a show-er.

Yes, and it doesn't matter when you bottom.

[Onnotangu]

I am scarred by this thread

[kiwi]

There is a reason I don't click spoiler tags very often on this forum. :fly:

[plot]

Yes, and it doesn't matter when you bottom.

so chim has a shallow ass eh? :P

[dbzeag]

so chim has a shallow ass eh? :P

Um, I think you are getting confused as to what positions chim and I play....

[plot]

Um, I think you are getting confused as to what positions chim and I play....

I see... i just sort of naturally assumed that gay couples played both roles.



stereotypes right?

[dbzeag]

I see... i just sort of naturally assumed that gay couples played both roles.



stereotypes right?

:lol: Actually we do and actually chim does have a very small/tight ass :drool:

Speaking of which I think it's his turn to bottom tonight.....

[plot]

April, is the prize new? or something slightly used that fly's just sick of?

[kiwi]

April, is the prize new? or something slightly used that fly's just sick of?

Are you going to enter the competition if it's the latter?

[Sp`ange]

He once took a similar picture on my camera phone and then set it as the wallpaper. I kept it that way until I got rid of that phone. I miss seeing his belly every day.

hahaha.. That's awesome.. No one's phone is safe around this belly..

[April40]

April, is the prize new? or something slightly used that fly's just sick of?

Contest is over... Spa'nge took it. It was something new.. but the next contest I will make sure its used.

[Dharma1521]

Contest is over... Spa'nge took it. It was something new.. but the next contest I will make sure its used.

How is that fair?

[dbzeag]

Contest is over... Spa'nge took it. It was something new.. but the next contest I will make sure its used.

Well, maybe he can give me a show at the meet next week :drool:

Sp'ange I expect pics while in use

[April40]

How is that fair?
Its not, but dbzeag agreed to it.

[dbzeag]

Its not, but dbzeag agreed to it.

I figure he needs it more than I do. besides I just got a new one I need to break in

[mikey]

This is how the internet has jaded me...

I was programming a rather large part that had a sight glass port to check oil levels. the port had a 15 degree angle, iirc. So I designed and had made an endmill that looked like a buttplug to mill the 15 degree angle. I was out to lunch with the salesman who made it a few weeks later and was asking him about the tool. He couldn't remember which one I was talking about. Sitting at a table of six I yelled acroSs the table, "THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTTPLUG." I got a few odd looks.

[Jonny_B]

This is how the internet has jaded me...

I was programming a rather large part that had a sight glass port to check oil levels. the port had a 15 degree angle, iirc. So I designed and had made an endmill that looked like a buttplug to mill the 15 degree angle. I was out to lunch with the salesman who made it a few weeks later and was asking him about the tool. He couldn't remember which one I was talking about. Sitting at a table of six I yelled acroSs the table, "THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTTPLUG." I got a few odd looks.
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