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SemperFly
06-12-2008, 01:49 PM
Granted, I do consider myself an ass man before a boob man.

http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=16&pictureid=213


However, since Knyte has stepped up to the occasion and risen above the challenges posed before him to make the booty thread, I believe this thread should be considered complimentary to his and as such encourage UF chicks to participate in both.

Multiple times.


Same rules and conditions apply as in Knyte's thread, including him offering the prize. Although all female submissions will be rewarded with undying gratitude and an honored spot in many spank banks.
KNYTE
06-12-2008, 01:51 PM
Same rules and conditions apply as in Knyte's thread, including him offering the prize. Although all female submissions will be rewarded with undying gratitude and an honored spot in many spank banks.

Que?
tre
06-12-2008, 01:52 PM
ooooh, i just trimmed my chest hair too....
SemperFly
06-12-2008, 01:53 PM
:shifty:
tre
06-12-2008, 01:54 PM
:shifty:

:boobies:
SemperFly
06-12-2008, 01:57 PM
that was in response to knyte's question but don't you have a chic with some nice gazongas?
tre
06-12-2008, 02:00 PM
that was in response to knyte's question but don't you have a chic with some nice gazongas?

yessir, but she don't like showin em off on the interwebs
dbzeag
06-12-2008, 02:07 PM
ooooh, i just trimmed my chest hair too....

:pics:
dbzeag
06-12-2008, 02:08 PM
Also

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=207
JPatrick
06-12-2008, 02:09 PM
why is dave the only girl around here thatll get naked for us?
animepark13
06-12-2008, 02:20 PM
in for boobs
Coqui
06-12-2008, 02:22 PM
The sad thing is that that's one of the few pictures I've seen Dave look genuinely happy in.
w_a_w
06-12-2008, 02:23 PM
why is dave the only girl around here thatll get naked for us?

we're getting a raw deal here
mikey
06-12-2008, 02:32 PM
i've never seen any UF girl boobies
Floptical
06-12-2008, 02:34 PM
i've never seen any UF girl boobies

Ha!!!
kiwi
06-12-2008, 02:36 PM
i've never seen any UF girl boobies

I have.
Valve1080i
06-12-2008, 02:56 PM
One word: Bubbles.

Also, nipples.
w_a_w
06-12-2008, 03:06 PM
One word: Bubbles.

Also, nipples.

took a good bit of digging through old threads but...

http://uselessforums.com/files/062205/bDSCN0518.JPG

http://uselessforums.com/files/062205/bDSCN0519.JPG
lemon_fresh
06-12-2008, 03:10 PM
took a good bit of digging through old threads but...

http://uselessforums.com/files/062205/bDSCN0518.JPG

http://uselessforums.com/files/062205/bDSCN0519.JPG

This thread delivers! Well at least waw delivers.
mikey
06-12-2008, 03:10 PM
I have.



I lied. I've probably seen more than you.
KNYTE
06-12-2008, 03:14 PM
I lied. I've probably seen more than you.

So did you hit Bubbles or what? It's ancient history, set the record straight.
Valve1080i
06-12-2008, 03:22 PM
So did you hit Bubbles or what? It's ancient history, set the record straight.

With a brick.
Dharma1521
06-12-2008, 05:22 PM
I have.

Me too.
fly
06-12-2008, 05:24 PM
bump
KNYTE
06-12-2008, 05:25 PM
Me too.

You have not contributed to this thread or the booty thread, WHY?
mikey
06-12-2008, 05:26 PM
You have not contributed to this thread or the booty thread, WHY?




lack of wide angle lens
fly
06-12-2008, 05:26 PM
You have not contributed to this thread or the booty thread, WHY?

I'm sure ape has some pics of her cans. Actually Ape prolly has a lot of contestants. She's that creepy dude that saves pics of everyone on the forum.
KNYTE
06-12-2008, 05:41 PM
I'm sure ape has some pics of her cans. Actually Ape prolly has a lot of contestants. She's that creepy dude that saves pics of everyone on the forum.

Oh, I've already got all kinds of pics of the UF girls, but that isn't the point. The point is to post something recent and win the contest.
April40
06-12-2008, 06:36 PM
I'm sure ape has some pics of her cans. Actually Ape prolly has a lot of contestants. She's that creepy dude that saves pics of everyone on the forum.

QFT
KNYTE
06-12-2008, 06:58 PM
QFT

Post the Candy-thong pics. DO IT!
April40
06-12-2008, 08:12 PM
Post the Candy-thong pics. DO IT!

I threw that thing away... it dried up before I could eat it.
itburnswhenipee
06-12-2008, 09:29 PM
I threw that thing away... it dried up before I could eat it.

You could have rejuvenated it with a little pork grease, you know.
April40
06-12-2008, 09:58 PM
You could have rejuvenated it with a little pork grease, you know.

:lol: :barf: I threw up some, thanks.
fly
06-12-2008, 10:26 PM
Post the Candy-thong pics. DO IT!
Onnotangu
06-12-2008, 11:38 PM
i have taken a pic of my mantits
Sp`ange
06-13-2008, 11:05 PM
http://www.uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=254
kiwi
06-13-2008, 11:09 PM
http://www.uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=254

Sweet, I win!
SemperFly
06-13-2008, 11:43 PM
KIWI WINS

your prize: pocket-sized version of knyte

you'll need to start buying larger clothing for this one
Shalimar
06-17-2008, 12:37 PM
QUOTE=KNYTE;412364]So did you hit Bubbles or what? It's ancient history, set the record straight.[/QUOTE]


:shifty:
April40
06-17-2008, 01:09 PM
QUOTE=KNYTE;412364]So did you hit Bubbles or what? It's ancient history, set the record straight.


:shifty:[/QUOTE]

its common knowledge that you hit it, mikey is being coy about admitting it.
Shalimar
06-17-2008, 01:11 PM
speaking of boobies, my wife's are giNORMOUS right now. gotta be quadruple D's. this kid is never gonna' go hungry.
dbzeag
06-17-2008, 01:28 PM
speaking of boobies, my wife's are giNORMOUS right now. gotta be quadruple D's. shalimar is never gonna' go hungry.

truf
bast_imret
06-17-2008, 03:09 PM
How about this side-boob? You like that? Well you shouldn't, cause it's my side-boob. Good night everyone!
w_a_w
06-17-2008, 04:08 PM
How about this side-boob? You like that? Well you shouldn't, cause it's my side-boob. Good night everyone!

404 - not found
Valve1080i
06-17-2008, 05:31 PM
404 - not found

Family Guy - Episode "PTV"
mikey
06-20-2008, 04:26 AM
So did you hit Bubbles or what? It's ancient history, set the record straight.

no hitting occured
Onnotangu
06-20-2008, 08:20 AM
no hitting occured
was there any soft rubbing or maybe some grindage?
mikey
06-20-2008, 08:21 AM
:shady:
The Duke Of Nuke
06-20-2008, 04:18 PM
god this thread fails on so many levels

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BOOBS!!!
Sarcasmo
06-20-2008, 11:36 PM
Putin boobs

http://www.siberianlight.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/putin-man-boobs-fishing.jpg
The Duke Of Nuke
06-23-2008, 12:49 PM
Putin boobs

http://www.siberianlight.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/putin-man-boobs-fishing.jpg

WAW at 50.
Onnotangu
06-23-2008, 01:12 PM
speaking of boobies, my wife's are giNORMOUS right now. gotta be quadruple D's. this kid is never gonna' go hungry.
I require photographic evidence of said fact.
w_a_w
06-23-2008, 03:02 PM
WAW at 50.

I would have to shave my chest...I am no hairless chihuahua
b_sinning
06-23-2008, 03:06 PM
Unless you're a professional body builder, model, wrestler, or swimmer I don't understand shaving your chest all the time.
w_a_w
06-23-2008, 03:28 PM
Unless you're a professional body builder, model, wrestler, or swimmer I don't understand shaving your chest all the time.

I used to have to shave pretty much everything off for swimming...I hated it
kiwi
06-23-2008, 03:34 PM
Another good reason is cause neither the guy nor his wife likes hairy chests.
The Duke Of Nuke
06-23-2008, 03:57 PM
I actually have to trim my back, not fully shave but just run the clippers with a #2 or a #3, otherwise my chest hair grows in embarrassingly like Austin Powers. What a fucking curse. So, I just keep it really short, so it's still there, and I don't look like some kind of manfreak, but it doesn't look at fucking retarded like it would without proper maintenance.

I coincide to happen when I shave the twigs and berries.
w_a_w
06-23-2008, 04:18 PM
Another good reason is cause neither the guy nor his wife likes hairy chests.

then she married the wrong dude ;)
Onnotangu
06-23-2008, 04:21 PM
nothing quite like a shorn scrot. it's wonderful...till the hairs start to grow back. then it's razorbumps from hell.
Dharma1521
06-23-2008, 04:40 PM
Ew
b_sinning
06-23-2008, 05:07 PM
I actually have to trim my back, not fully shave but just run the clippers with a #2 or a #3, otherwise my chest hair grows in embarrassingly like Austin Powers. What a fucking curse. So, I just keep it really short, so it's still there, and I don't look like some kind of manfreak, but it doesn't look at fucking retarded like it would without proper maintenance.

I coincide to happen when I shave the twigs and berries.


Optical Inch for the win!
Jonny_B
06-23-2008, 05:43 PM
Optical Inch for the win!
i use hair extensions so i can surprise 'em.
inline4
06-23-2008, 07:16 PM
this thread was a massive failure...

I voted it 5 buttholes
kiwi
06-23-2008, 07:34 PM
Well if someone puts a real prize up, maybe we'll have entrants.
ChikkenNoodul
06-23-2008, 08:02 PM
i use hair extensions so i can surprise 'em.

Are they velcro-ed on, so you can whip 'em off during a sexah dance a la Fully Monty?
Onnotangu
06-25-2008, 10:04 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/461_boobz.gif
b_sinning
06-25-2008, 10:09 AM
On a related note.

Harnessing the untapped power of breast motion

http://www.slate.com/id/2193827/?from=rss
Onnotangu
06-25-2008, 10:12 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/interesting.gif
Nyx
06-26-2008, 10:27 PM
On a related note.

Harnessing the untapped power of breast motion

http://www.slate.com/id/2193827/?from=rss

An iPod-powering bra...and I don't even have an iPod. :(