The UF-UP Booty Contest

[KNYTE]

Here we will have the first ever (that I know of) UF-UP Booty contest.

UF chics please post a recent booty pic and the winner will be decided by popular vote (ie poll) sometime next week.

The winner will receive a Pirate's Booty Chest full of chocolate and fudge, some small "adult" toys, and other fun stuff (provided and stocked by Kiwi and I, and shipped to the winner).

Pics can be with whatever amount of clothing you are comfortable with, no nudity required, but strongly encouraged.

Submissions can be openly posted in this thread or feel free to PM them to Kiwi or myself and we can post them anonymously.

[JPatrick]

Soooo.....I cant post a pic?
Cuz I have one where Im totally in the middle of pooping.
Its awesome.
If you want Ill just PM it to you.

[KNYTE]

Soooo.....I cant post a pic?
Cuz I have one where Im totally in the middle of pooping.
Its awesome.
If you want Ill just PM it to you.

I'll get you for this.

[JPatrick]

wat

[KNYTE]

wat

swal?

[KNYTE]

This thread is a little slow cause all the chic's are busy taking pics right now, I bet.

[SemperFly]

so dot foldering this thread

edit: UP?

[animepark13]

do i have to shave my ass before i take the pic?

[fly]

Im working on this...

[April40]

Im working on this...

My brother posts here... thats double weird.

[SemperFly]

My brother posts here... thats double weird.

:pics::PIcs::pics::pics:



and what does UP mean?


edit: wait, why does that make it double weird? what's the first weird part about it? :confused:

[April40]

:pics::PIcs::pics::pics:



and what does UP mean?


edit: wait, why does that make it double weird? what's the first weird part about it? :confused:

Useless Pussy, bish.

[JPatrick]

do i have to shave my ass before i take the pic?

oman I hope not, Itd take like a dozen razors to shave my ass clean

[kiwi]

I need to shrink a pair of pants before I take a pic. They've gotta be super tight. :fly:

[fly]

I need to shrink a pair of pants before I take a pic. They've gotta be super tight. :fly:

Just let April wash them...

[animepark13]

oman I hope not, Itd take like a dozen razors to shave my ass clean

i don't think it would be worth the trouble, probably be a lot easier to sit on fly paper

[April40]

i don't think it would be worth the trouble, probably be a lot easier to sit on fly paper

Are you hitting on mah man? :snap:

[animepark13]

Are you hitting on mah man? :snap:

:fly:

http://anyboard.net/rec/hobbies/animals/The_Tarantula_Store/uploads/fly-paper_010.jpg

[JPatrick]

Im not waxing my ass

[SemperFly]

Useless Pussy, bish.

wat

[ChikkenNoodul]

Im not waxing my ass

I can not believe you've overlooked the obvious solution of isopropyl alcohol and a match.

[April40]

So who is going first?

[kiwi]

So who is going first?

You are of course.

[yamileth]

lol
they used to call me BBB=Big Booty Brenda

back in the days thats all i had pictures of my ass

need to go back and see if i still have them
will post some updated ones

[yamileth]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/Chula_reyes/mantra_cristinas%20bday/Picture145.jpg
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/Chula_reyes/mantra_cristinas%20bday/Picture146.jpg
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/Chula_reyes/thursday%20night%20skybar_pashaa/l_17172750d4b15324768439241809b43d.jpg

[Valve1080i]

dot foldered

[dbzeag]

Yammy is fucking :drool:

[Onnotangu]

oh dear....I appear to have exploded my pants.

[Dharma1521]

No offense but is anyone shocked that Yammy participated.


side note: nice ass.

[yamileth]

[\QUOTE=Dharma1521;412187]No offense but is anyone shocked that Yammy participated.


side note: nice ass.[/QUOTE]

lol
non taken

Now who is next.....come on i did it

[April40]

Okay, who is next?

[Valve1080i]

Where's Bubbles when you need her.

[b_sinning]

Yammy those shorts look like something that Salt n Pepa use to wear.


Ah, push it - push it real good!

[KNYTE]

Kiwi and I tried to get some pics last night butt they didn't come out like we wanted. She's going to shrink some pants today supposedly and then we'll try again tonight.

[dbzeag]

Kiwi and I tried to get some pics last night butt they didn't come out like we wanted. She's going to shrink some pants today supposedly and then we'll try again tonight.
What's wrong with a panty/thong/nude backside shot?

[KNYTE]

What's wrong with a panty/thong/nude backside shot?

I tried for one, and it would be glorious I assure you, but Kiwi isn't going for it.

Such pictures exist elsewhere. :shifty:

[Onnotangu]

I tried for one, and it would be glorious I assure you, but Kiwi isn't going for it.

Such pictures exist elsewhere. :shifty:

pm elsewhere

:shifty:

[dbzeag]

I tried for one, and it would be glorious I assure you, but Kiwi isn't going for it.

Such pictures exist elsewhere. :shifty:

Wouldn't skin-tight pants showing off the backside just be the same as painting a bareskinned backside? What's the point?

[KNYTE]

Wouldn't skin-tight pants showing off the backside just be the same as painting a bareskinned backside? What's the point?

We had an argument over the difference between bikini bottoms and full-butt panties last night as well.

[kiwi]

It's not going to happen. I'll take a pic of my clothed butt, but that is it.

[dbzeag]

We had an argument over the difference between bikini bottoms and full-butt panties last night as well.

Ironically so did chim and I

[KNYTE]

pm elsewhere

:shifty:

Dear Sir,

We are pleased to hear about your interest in the Kiwi noodz. Unfortunately we received your request after the termination date of open circulation of the described images.

Thank you again for your interest,
-KNYTE

[Valve1080i]

It's not going to happen. I'll take a pic of my clothed butt, but that is it.

weaksauce

[dbzeag]

Okay, who is next?

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=208

For those of you that want to see me at my worst...

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=206

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=209

[Valve1080i]

Great thread I tell ya. Nothing but man ass.

[dbzeag]

Great thread I tell ya. Nothing but man ass.

Um, did you totally miss that Yammy post?

[SemperFly]

yammy :D

with rare exceptions, brown girls have the best behinds

[Valve1080i]

Um, did you totally miss that Yammy post?

The only scantily clad ass in this thread is yours. :rolleyes:

[kiwi]

The only scantily clad ass in this thread is yours. :rolleyes:

And somehow, that's not surprising.

[dbzeag]

And somehow, that's not surprising.

I expect my prizes to be awarded to the following address in PM

:heart:

[w_a_w]

*crickets chirp and tumbleweed rolls by*

[KNYTE]

*crickets chirp and tumbleweed rolls by*

Why don't you post up some pics of the copious amount of hot tail you're always landing and I'll gladly send you the prize. :fly:

[dbzeag]

Nothing shuts down a good idea like man ass :(

[dbzeag]

Why don't you post up some pics of the copious amount of hot tail you're always landing and I'll gladly send you the prize.

See his title

[dbzeag]

Why don't you post up some pics of the copious amount of hot tail you're always landing and I'll gladly send you the prize. :fly:

Why don't you show us your booty so you don't have to give the gift out at all. :heart:

[KNYTE]

Why don't you show us your booty so you don't have to give the gift out at all. :heart:

I'm shy.

[w_a_w]

Why don't you post up some pics of the copious amount of hot tail you're always landing and I'll gladly send you the prize. :fly:

actually I'm on a dry spell right now...I have a date with ginger the ginger next week but yeah...shit happens

[w_a_w]

See his title

I never touch an ass bigger than mine...that is one of my personal rules that I do not break ever

[KNYTE]

I never touch an ass bigger than mine...that is one of my personal rules that I do not break ever

wat

[Valve1080i]

I never touch an ass bigger than mine...that is one of my personal rules that I do not break ever

Hey there fatty.

[w_a_w]

wat

Hey there fatty.

I'm 5'10" 200lbs...if a woman has a bigger ass than I do I would be well advised not to be hitting it, wouldn't you agree?

[Valve1080i]

I'm 5'10" 200lbs...if a woman has a bigger ass than I do I would be well advised not to be hitting it, wouldn't you agree?

I was just making a joke.




Fatty. :fly::heart:

[kiwi]

Why don't you show us your booty so you don't have to give the gift out at all. :heart:

I'll see what I can do......

[KNYTE]

I'm 5'10" 200lbs...if a woman has a bigger ass than I do I would be well advised not to be hitting it, wouldn't you agree?

I said "wat" because what you said was just totally out of nowhere. No one had called the booty size of the chics you date into question. Although I had always had you pegged as the huge latin booty lovin' type.

[kiwi]

I said "wat" because what you said was just totally out of nowhere. No one had called the booty size of the chics you date into question. Although I had always had you pegged as the huge latin booty lovin' type.

It was in reference to the riding fat chics remark in his title.

[w_a_w]

I said "wat" because what you said was just totally out of nowhere. No one had called the booty size of the chics you date into question. Although I had always had you pegged as the huge latin booty lovin' type.

valve said see my sig ;)

<--- courtesy of brad iirc

[SemperFly]

if not for yammy's generous contribution i would demand this thread be closed on grounds of false advertising. i am sorely disappointed

[kiwi]

if not for yammy's generous contribution i would demand this thread be closed on grounds of false advertising. i am sorely disappointed

Sorry that we don't all just have pics of our butts laying around waiting to be posted on a forum. Some of us have to actually take a pic to post. :P

[KNYTE]

if not for yammy's generous contribution i would demand this thread be closed on grounds of false advertising. i am sorely disappointed

Kiwi pics are coming tonight.

The thread idea is sound, it's not my fault that others aren't contributting.

[Valve1080i]

Kiwi pics are coming tonight.

The thread idea is sound, it's not my fault that others aren't contributting.

If you point a gun at people and say " I DEMAND ASS PICS" I'm sure they'll comply.

[SemperFly]

Sorry that we don't all just have pics of our butts laying around waiting to be posted on a forum. Some of us have to actually take a pic to post. :P

I'm not blaming you, I blame the little gnome in your pocket that should have been prepared and taken your trunk pics before he made the thread. :fly:

[SemperFly]

Kiwi pics are coming tonight.

The thread idea is sound, it's not my fault that others aren't contributting.

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BUTTS SIR


whrre is ape

[KNYTE]

I'm not blaming you, I blame the little gnome in your pocket that should have been prepared and taken your trunk pics before he made the thread. :fly:

You're welcome to make a competing thread if you like.

:knyte:

[SemperFly]

well maybe I will

[Coqui]

slightly nsfw
http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=24&pictureid=214

[dbzeag]

Kiwi pics are coming tonight.

The thread idea is sound, it's not my fault that others aren't contributting.

I posted :( I contributed :(

Edit: And of course yammy :drool:

[kiwi]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=24&pictureid=214[/IMG]

Wow coqui, you've changed. :fly:

[April40]

Can we NWS that image? I don't work in WAW's office.

[w_a_w]

Can we NWS that image? I don't work in WAW's office.

got it

[Onnotangu]

Dear Sir,

We are pleased to hear about your interest in the Kiwi noodz. Unfortunately we received your request after the termination date of open circulation of the described images.

Thank you again for your interest,
-KNYTE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad ::mad:

[Jonny_B]

slightly nsfw
http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=24&pictureid=214
woah.

[April40]

got it

Thanks, bud.

[April40]

woah.

There is a huge set of these... don't tell me you are the only person in the world that has not seen these before. :eek:

[fly]

Needs moar contestants. Where the fuck is JJ lady. I know she prolly doesn't want to be in the contest right now, but I KNOW she's got some booty pics laying around.

SOMEONE CONTACT HER

[Jonny_B]

There is a huge set of these... don't tell me you are the only person in the world that has not seen these before. :eek:
i am the only person in the world who has not seen these before. who is that? where is this set?

[fly]

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=1&pictureid=238

[JPatrick]

We didnt want to see your butt, fly.
Nice tramp stamp, btw fgt.

[kiwi]

Nice. :drool:

[Onnotangu]

fly has a duty..to please that booty

[April40]

fly has a duty..to please that booty

He's great at it... now watch him blush...

[eileenbunny]

Hi there. Been out of town and just saw this thread. So I promised Thorn this pic a while ago. I got this outfit for X-mas two years ago!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/eileenbunny/P6110026-1.jpg

and here is my submission

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/eileenbunny/P6110029-1.jpg

[SemperFly]

god i love tramp stamps

[eileenbunny]

god i love tramp stamps

If you like seeing them, why don't you like them? Plus, that pic is hotness.

[Onnotangu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31qxrXsxv0

[Onnotangu]

If you like seeing them, why don't you like them? Plus, that pic is hotness.

it gives him something to aim for.

[SemperFly]

If you like seeing them, why don't you like them? Plus, that pic is hotness.

I dunno how to explain it

I roll my eyes every time I see one, just like I do when I see a tribal tattoo or a barb wire around the bicep


but tramp stamps are still fucking hot :drool:

[KNYTE]

This song > Darude Sandstorm

And appropriate to this thread. SNWS.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QlLrN2Oue6M

[Thorn Bird]

i'm really liking this thread. it's about damn time, eileen. :drool:

[kiwi]

http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=239

[w_a_w]

http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=239

*spank*

[Valve1080i]

Finally some female ass.

[April40]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31qxrXsxv0

That chick reminded me of Eileen actually!

[Valve1080i]

That chick reminded me of Eileen actually!

Same bun structure?

[April40]

god i love tramp stamps

I totally dislike mine. Here... have it.

[April40]

Same bun structure?

I think its that, the glasses, the frame, and the fact she loves games.

[fly]

When does this contest end???

I say it ends now... AND THE WINNER IS:

:shifty:

edit: Guess I should read the thread, as other booties have been posted. DAMN!

[b_sinning]

http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=239

Are you cleaning your tub?

[Onnotangu]

http://uselessforums.com/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=239

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/6oy2ws5.gif

[Valve1080i]

:lol:

[Onnotangu]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/jay.gif

[Valve1080i]

snoogin's

[Onnotangu]

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=28&pictureid=208

For those of you that want to see me at my worst...

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/54179591.gif

[KNYTE]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/6oy2ws5.gif

omfg, FLAWLESS.

[KNYTE]

When does this contest end???

I say it ends now... AND THE WINNER IS:

:shifty:

edit: Guess I should read the thread, as other booties have been posted. DAMN!

It's over when I say it's over!

Are you cleaning your tub?

Actually she's bathing the kids, I ninja'd that pic.

[w_a_w]

Are you cleaning your tub?

:lol:

[eileenbunny]

I think its that, the glasses, the frame, and the fact she loves games.

I wish I looked as hot as she does playing that game. I look like a total freak flailing about and cursing.

[w_a_w]

I wish I looked as hot as she does playing that game. I look like a total freak flailing about and cursing.

:lol:<3

[mikey]

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=5&pictureid=247

[SemperFly]

I totally dislike mine. Here... have it.

:D

[dbzeag]

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=5&pictureid=247

:drool:

Damn that's a nice bubblebutt type ass :drool:

Rest of series please.

[Dharma1521]

http://uselessforum.com/picture.php?albumid=5&pictureid=247

Wassup shorty?

[mikey]

:drool:

Damn that's a nice bubblebutt type ass :drool:

Rest of series please.




the rest lack cloths :shady:

[mikey]

Wassup shorty?

did you get your songs?

[dbzeag]

the rest lack cloths :shady:
Exactly

[Thorn Bird]

dammit this thread makes me want to grab each ass by the hips and pull them to me. HARD.

[Dharma1521]

did you get your songs?

OMG yes, I haven't been able to open them yet, but thank you!





shorty

[mikey]

OMG yes, I haven't been able to open them yet, but thank you!





shorty



you're welcome




fatty

[dbzeag]

dammit this thread makes me want to grab each ass by the hips and pull them to me. HARD.

you will have your chance in a couple of weeks :shifty:

[dbzeag]

Exactly

PM inbox still empty......

[Valve1080i]

PM inbox still empty......

ygpm

[dbzeag]

ygpm


so did you

[Valve1080i]

I'm shocked no one has made mention of a "hot carl".

[KNYTE]

So is it safe to say that all the contestants are in?

[April40]

I guess. Once DBzeag posted all that followed don't have a chance. ;)

[Valve1080i]

I guess. Once DBzeag posted all that followed don't have a chance. ;)

:barf: