Mini-skirts Not Allowed on SW Airlines!

[April40]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/costello.mini.skirt.cnn

Not sure if that link will work, but shows a chick in a itty bitty mini with big honkers if you guys are interested.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Link werks

[ChikkenNoodul]

What the fuck kind of moron would complain about her? Thanks for ruining it for everyone else on the plane jackass.

[dbzeag]

That has to be one of the hottest Hooter's girls I have ever seen. Usually they are quite nasty to look at, but she was rather pleasent on the eyes.

[April40]

That has to be one of the hottest Hooter's girls I have ever seen. Usually they are quite nasty to look at, but she was rather pleasent on the eyes.

Besides the bad skin I guess so!

[Sarcasmo]

If I had been on that flight I would have offered to drive her to Tucson for free.

[Sarcasmo]

Besides the bad skin I guess so!

Don't hate on the hot girls. It's immature.

[wanko80]

Some jealous woman complained.

[w_a_w]

Besides the bad skin I guess so!

my view never made it above the neck...what now?

[Sarcasmo]

Some jealous woman complained.

"My saggy tits and flaccid, hail-damaged torso and thighs WANT YOU TO DIE!!!!" *sob*

[April40]

Don't hate on the hot girls. It's immature.

I'm not hating. Its just my make or break rule on hot chicks, bad skin totally ruins the whole package. :(

[BeerAd]

I'm not hating. Its just my make or break rule on hot chicks, bad skin totally ruins the whole package. :(

Fore?

[w_a_w]

I'm not hating. Its just my make or break rule on hot chicks, bad skin totally ruins the whole package. :(

my view never made it above the neck...what now?

:fly:

[kiwi]

People are morons. If she was sitting with her legs spread I can see it being an issue but I say worse at the high school football game I went to last weekend.

[April40]

Fore?

huh?

[Sarcasmo]

He left out the n.

It was supposed to read 'Forne?'

[BeerAd]

huh?

Skin?

[April40]

Skin?

What are you trying to say?

[Dharma1521]

What are you trying to say?

Fore skin

dur.

[BeerAd]

Fore skin

dur.

Thank you, I didnt think she was ever going to get my shitty joke :fly:

[April40]

Thank you, I didnt think she was ever going to get my shitty joke :fly:

I wasn't going to get it, you're right. That was pretty bad. :fly:

[April40]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/pkg.mom.train.cnn

Another video that made my jaw drop. Mom races train with four kids inside and loses.

[w_a_w]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/pkg.mom.train.cnn

Another video that made my jaw drop. Mom races train with four kids inside and loses.

phew! thank god there wasn't a dog in the car! :fly:

:p

[lemon_fresh]

Was Sen. Craig (R-Idaho) on the flight? You know keeping America safe from sexual deviants.

[April40]

phew! thank god there wasn't a dog in the car! :fly:

:p

Isn't that the truth! Did you see the video on CNN about people burning dogs? I haven't... can't bring myself to click.

[April40]

Was Sen. Craig (R-Idaho) on the flight? You know keeping America safe from sexual deviants.

Sexual deviant is a sexy term.

[w_a_w]

Isn't that the truth! Did you see the video on CNN about people burning dogs? I haven't... can't bring myself to click.

nope, missed it

[fly]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/costello.mini.skirt.cnn

Not sure if that link will work, but shows a chick in a itty bitty mini with big honkers if you guys are interested.

Im guessing that you could see her panties/clam. Notice when she is sitting down that her hands are covering her skirt. She couldn't have been doing that if she was messing with her cellphone...

And THAT is totally offensive to me

[Onnotangu]

damn..she is pron quality

[April40]

Im guessing that you could see her panties/clam. Notice when she is sitting down that her hands are covering her skirt. She couldn't have been doing that if she was messing with her cellphone...

And THAT is totally offensive to me

How rude.

[BeerAd]

Im guessing that you could see her panties/clam. Notice when she is sitting down that her hands are covering her skirt. She couldn't have been doing that if she was messing with her cellphone...

And THAT is totally offensive to me

She probably had one of those oversized vagina's and thats why the complaints poured in.

[itburnswhenipee]

She probably had one of those oversized v*gina's and thats why the complaints poured in.

Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway?

[BeerAd]

Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway?

I was thinking more of a roast beef curtain big but I like how you think ;)

[Nyx]

Note to self: Never fly with Southwest Airlines. :fly:

[w_a_w]

I just saw her on tv and her skin looked fine ape :p

[April40]

I just saw her on tv and her skin looked fine ape :p

Interesting, must be CNN's video quality. hmm

[w_a_w]

Interesting, must be CNN's video quality. hmm

I'm watching it streamed on our network on a 19" lcd...looks pretty good

[shawndavid]

I love the inclusion of the old SW ad. That is fucking classic. Some intern at CNN just dug through some archival footage.

CNN ftw!

[wanko80]

Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway?
Or opening a gate and screwing a pasture.

[wanko80]

damn..she is pron quality
That's not exactly a compliment. Bad fake boobs and lots of makeup is all it really takes to be "pron quality".

[Onnotangu]

That's not exactly a compliment. Bad fake boobs and lots of makeup is all it really takes to be "pron quality".

pron that I would watch. i'm picky about such things.:shifty::hi2u::fly46::furry:

[plot]

holy crap, did you see what their stewardesses used to look like? why arn't they that hot/awesomely dressed anymore?

[April40]

holy crap, did you see what their stewardesses used to look like? why arn't they that hot/awesomely dressed anymore?

Yeah, why not? Now they dress in long khaki shorts and polos or something.

[Troy McClure]

Yeah, why not? Now they dress in long khaki shorts and polos or something.

Yeah, a bunch of them sued for rights and stuff after they kept getting fired when they aged and chunked up. The airlines got away with it for a while by claiming the weight restrictions had to do with cargo loads and fuel consumption. But eventually that lie was exposed, and the fats and olds were allowed to keep their jobs.

[fly]

Yeah, a bunch of them sued for rights and stuff after they kept getting fired when they aged and chunked up. The airlines got away with it for a while by claiming the weight restrictions had to do with cargo loads and fuel consumption. But eventually that lie was exposed, and the fats and olds were allowed to keep their jobs.

Where is the justice in this legal system, huh? TELL ME THAT

[Troy McClure]

Where is the justice in this legal system, huh? TELL ME THAT

I'm a white male with the resources to afford a good lawyer. I get all kinds of justice from the system.

[plot]

I'm a white male with the resources to afford a good lawyer. I get all kinds of justice from the system.

took that one chick 70 grand to sue the RIAA after they tried pulling that copyright shens on her. riaa had to pay the legal fee's and now they're negotiating the rest of the legal fee's but still... who has that kind of cash to tie up for a year?

[fly]

took that one chick 70 grand to sue the RIAA after they tried pulling that copyright shens on her. riaa had to pay the legal fee's and now they're negotiating the rest of the legal fee's but still... who has that kind of cash to tie up for a year?

Troy McClue, thats who

[Troy McClure]

took that one chick 70 grand to sue the RIAA after they tried pulling that copyright shens on her. riaa had to pay the legal fee's and now they're negotiating the rest of the legal fee's but still... who has that kind of cash to tie up for a year?

It's not like she had to fork over $70k to make it happen. Her lawyers probably didn't charge her a thing. A lot of these things are done using contingency fees where the lawyers only get paid if they win.

[fly]

It's not like she had to fork over $70k to make it happen. Her lawyers probably didn't charge her a thing. A lot of these things are done using contingency fees where the lawyers only get paid if they win.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Sarcasmo]

His name's Vinnie the Gun, and you don't want to know what he does.

[snoogit]

Why didn't the pilots do what they should have done all along?

Inviter her up to the cockpit, and play keep away.

[April40]

SOUTHWEST STRIKES AGAIN!!!

.... to a man this time.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/10/05/airlines.dress.debate.ap/index.html

TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- Southwest Airlines said it will apologize to a passenger who was told he would be removed from a flight if he didn't change clothes, the second time in recent months the budget carrier has been forced to do so.

Joe Winiecki, of Largo, Florida, boarded a Southwest flight in Columbus, Ohio, wearing a fictional fishing shop T-shirt which featured the words, "Master Baiter."

Winiecki, who was traveling home, said he was in his seat when an employee told him he had to change his T-shirt, turn it inside out, or get off the plane.

Winiecki protested that the airline was infringing on his right to free speech, but changed his shirt fearing he would miss the flight and a day's work.
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* Second woman says Southwest made her cover up

Southwest spokesman Chris Mainz said Friday the employee made a mistake because the Dallas-based airline does not have a dress code.

The airline apologized this summer after a college student wearing a denim miniskirt and a sweater over a tank top was told to change her outfit or get off a flight departing from San Diego.

Kyla Ebbert, who was 23, told the story on "The Dr. Phil Show." She was read a printed apology from Southwest Chief Executive Gary Kelly on the show.

Ebbert was allowed to fly after agreeing to alter her outfit. The airline offered Ebbert free tickets and tried to make light of the mix-up in humorous advertising.

Ebbert declined the tickets.

After the Ebbert encounter, Southwest President Colleen Barrett sent employees a generally worded e-mail reminding them that the airline has no dress code, Mainz said.

Southwest, like other airlines, has language in its contract of carriage that states it reserves the right to deny service to customers whose clothing is "lewd, obscene or patently offensive."

Airline officials have discussed giving employees more specific examples of what is considered lewd or offensive, Mainz said.

[polo]

SOUTHWEST STRIKES AGAIN!!!

.... to a man this time.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/10/05/airlines.dress.debate.ap/index.html

Free speech and all that yadda yadda, but why even do that at all? You just know the airline is going to try and construe it in some way that's going to end up costing you money or wasting your time.

I'm all for freedom of expression, but not when it's just outright silly.

[SemperFly]

:lol: southwest used to be the hardcore rebellious airline, what happened to them?

[April40]

:lol: southwest used to be the hardcore rebellious airline, what happened to them?

Not sure, lots of old women being stewardesses.


Yeah, I said STEWARDESSES.

[Onnotangu]

so i can't wear my hung like a horse tshirthell shirt?

[April40]

Nope not on SW... lame.

[w_a_w]

Not sure, lots of old women being stewardesses.


Yeah, I said STEWARDESSES.

you ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky