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Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 10:00 AM
AUTO GENERATED THREAD

I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!
JPatrick
08-27-2007, 10:07 AM
Have I seen you in other movies such as "A Day in the Life of a NAMBLA Member" and "Mommy, What is Daddy doing to that Donkey"?
tre
08-27-2007, 10:17 AM
how is that bizarre fish-related sexual disorder going these days?
wanko80
08-27-2007, 10:18 AM
You finally decided to join?
b_sinning
08-27-2007, 10:27 AM
Phil was awesome in that role.
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 10:38 AM
You finally decided to join?

Yeah, the semester starts today, so I now have all kinds of free time. I plowed through three episodes of Rome, season two yesterday. I love school. And this year is going to be especially easy since I have a jobby job.
fly
08-27-2007, 10:42 AM
Yeah, the semester starts today, so I now have all kinds of free time. I plowed through three episodes of Rome, season two yesterday. I love school. And this year is going to be especially easy since I have a jobby job.

Oh God, you know wonko? I hope you're as sarcastic and have love handles.
w_a_w
08-27-2007, 10:42 AM
did you get patty and selma to double up on your when you married one of them?
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 10:45 AM
Oh God, you know wonko? I hope you're as sarcastic and have love handles.

Yes and yes.
fly
08-27-2007, 10:46 AM
Yes and yes.

What's your stance on smoking?
b_sinning
08-27-2007, 10:56 AM
What are you studying?
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 10:58 AM
What's your stance on smoking?

I don't.

What are you studying?

I'm entering my third and final year of law school.
April40
08-27-2007, 10:58 AM
Nudes?
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 11:00 AM
Nudes?

Of myself? I hope you have some goggles handy.
b_sinning
08-27-2007, 11:00 AM
What type of law do you want to practice?
wanko80
08-27-2007, 11:00 AM
I'm in for nudes.
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 11:02 AM
What type of law do you want to practice?

Tax and corporate transactional work.
hawk82
08-27-2007, 11:03 AM
You may remember me from such films as........

edit: fuck I just realized Phil Hartman did that character's voice :(
I are teh slow.
April40
08-27-2007, 11:03 AM
Of myself? I hope you have some goggles handy.

The goggles? Yeah, they do nothing.
wanko80
08-27-2007, 11:10 AM
Tax and corporate transactional work.
I was thinking the other day that when you were younger you said "I will never sit behind a desk for my job."

Yet here you are, perfecting the ass groove in your office chair.
fly
08-27-2007, 11:13 AM
I was thinking the other day that when you were younger you said "I will never sit behind a desk for my job."

Yet here you are, perfecting the ass groove in your office chair.

Troy are you in the Cock2Cock for life club too?
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 11:28 AM
I was thinking the other day that when you were younger you said "I will never sit behind a desk for my job."

Yet here you are, perfecting the ass groove in your office chair.

I know. Funny how things work out.
BeerAd
08-27-2007, 11:37 AM
To many Simpsons references already so ummmm, Hi welcome to the forum




http://supak.com/simpsons/images/troy-mcclure.gif
couldnt help myself
dbzeag
08-27-2007, 12:28 PM
Welcome to the boards!
wanko80
08-27-2007, 12:43 PM
Join the club Troy

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x198/wonko80/c2clifea.jpg

Fucking mods.
Dream
08-27-2007, 12:50 PM
Welcome to the forum and I am with April on the nudes. Please post them now.

Thank you and have a great day.
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 01:47 PM
Join the club Troy

Fucking mods.

I'm so glad I clicked on that when people were likely looking over my shoulder. Between the stuff you and Damon post, everyone here must think I wear the wedding ring as a cover up.
fly
08-27-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm so glad I clicked on that when people were likely looking over my shoulder. Between the stuff you and Damon post, everyone here must think I wear the wedding ring as a cover up.

Birds of a feather my friend...
wanko80
08-27-2007, 02:02 PM
I'm so glad I clicked on that when people were likely looking over my shoulder. Between the stuff you and Damon post, everyone here must think I wear the wedding ring as a cover up.
There's a reason it was under a spoiler.
polo
08-27-2007, 02:34 PM
welcome to the forums, stay for the office jokes
Sarcasmo
08-27-2007, 02:35 PM
Oh snap.
kiwi
08-27-2007, 03:21 PM
Welcome. Where are you from? Since you obviously know wonko and sarcasmo, why would actually admit to that? Any kids? Profession? Hobbies? Know any good jokes?
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 03:41 PM
Welcome. Where are you from? Since you obviously know wonko and sarcasmo, why would actually admit to that? Any kids? Profession? Hobbies? Know any good jokes?
In order: Texas originally, but I'm now a Cleveland suburb resident. I admit knowing wonko and sarcasmo because I love them with all my heart -- full-on man love. No kids, one dog, and I intend to keep it that way. Profession is student full time, law clerk part time. My new hobby is learning how to smoke the perfect baby back rib. So far, I can say I make better ribs than any restaurant within 50 miles.
wanko80
08-27-2007, 03:47 PM
In order: Texas originally, but I'm now a Cleveland suburb resident. I admit knowing wonko and sarcasmo because I love them with all my heart -- full-on man love. No kids, one dog, and I intend to keep it that way. Profession is student full time, law clerk part time. My new hobby is learning how to smoke the perfect baby back rib. So far, I can say I make better ribs than any restaurant within 50 miles.
Special sauce?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p75/Raviid/SpecialSauce.jpg
Onnotangu
08-27-2007, 03:52 PM
Hello and welcome to the forum. please enjoy your stay and try not to be a complete poophead. partial poopheads are welcome.
b_sinning
08-27-2007, 03:53 PM
And he just loves the Steamer.
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 04:08 PM
Special sauce?

Yes, there is one, but it is a combination of apple, grape, and pineapple juices.
KNYTE
08-27-2007, 04:35 PM
I've never had sex, so it's about time to get an escort. I have a few questions about the whole process though. I found a few nice ones on theeroticreview.com, but I can't read the whole reviews since I am not a VIP.

About how much should I be paying to do it at her place for about an hour?
How would I ask if we can do it multiple times?
What is the general process like? We call, arrange something, hand the cash over, and get right into it?

I'll probably just tell her I'm a virgin and hope she'll take it from there.
Troy McClure
08-27-2007, 04:41 PM
If you're a virgin, you really shouldn't waste your money paying by the hour. Ask if she charges by the minute. If so, you should get the same experience for 1/15th the cost.
KNYTE
08-27-2007, 04:50 PM
If you're a virgin, you really shouldn't waste your money paying by the hour. Ask if she charges by the minute. If so, you should get the same experience for 1/15th the cost.

:lol:

I like the way you think.
Onnotangu
08-27-2007, 08:31 PM
I've never had sex, so it's about time to get an escort. I have a few questions about the whole process though. I found a few nice ones on theeroticreview.com, but I can't read the whole reviews since I am not a VIP.

About how much should I be paying to do it at her place for about an hour?
How would I ask if we can do it multiple times?
What is the general process like? We call, arrange something, hand the cash over, and get right into it?

I'll probably just tell her I'm a virgin and hope she'll take it from there.

:shens: