I'm Horny for Halo!!!!!

[smileynev]

Dammit I can't wait for this to hit. I'm thinking of staying up till midnight on Monday just to buy it.

[bast_imret]

DO IT! The midnight madness sale will be fun. Unfortunately, I'm not buying it, so I have no excuse to go hang out with the other geeks. I'm waiting for PC. I hate FPS on consoles.

[BigDov]

Dammit I can't wait for this to hit. I'm thinking of staying up till midnight on Monday just to buy it.


Dude, that's still almost 84 hours away, you sure you can do it??

[Desslock]

I'm anxious myself. I can't wait. I told me wife not to bother me for few days after I get it.

[smileynev]

DO IT! The midnight madness sale will be fun. Unfortunately, I'm not buying it, so I have no excuse to go hang out with the other geeks. I'm waiting for PC. I hate FPS on consoles.blah blah. Halo plays great on the console. You're not buying because your wife won't let you.

[bast_imret]

blah blah. Halo plays great on the counsole. You're not buying because your wife won't let you.


pshhh, whateva. I do what I want!







:shifty: is she around?

[Kabn]

DO IT! The midnight madness sale will be fun. Unfortunately, I'm not buying it, so I have no excuse to go hang out with the other geeks. I'm waiting for PC. I hate FPS on consoles.
truth.

i've played it on both, and even though i wasn't horribly impressed with it on either, controls were a lot easier for me on the pc.

joystick for aiming = :mad:

[smileynev]

truth.

i've played it on both, and even though i wasn't horribly impressed with it on either, controls were a lot easier for me on the pc.

joystick for aiming = :mad:
I have to see if my bro in law works next Tuesday. If not it may be a long night of coop.

[Kabn]

I have to see if my bro in law works next Tuesday. If not it may be a long night of coop.
co-op = :drool:

[Onnotangu]

waiting for my order for the limited edtion to come in.

[fly]

alt.binaries.cd.image.xbox

[JPatrick]

alt.binaries.cd.image.xbox


alt.toolazy.2mod.xbox

[Onnotangu]

i never finished my mod. :(

[fly]

i never finished my mod. :(

wtf. why?

[fly]

alt.toolazy.2mod.xbox

It soooo worth it, poopiehead.

[JPatrick]

It soooo worth it, poopiehead.



Im sure it is
Just never been motivated enough to do it
I can pay for my games and all the other stuff you can do with it I can do on my pc

[fly]

Im sure it is
Just never been motivated enough to do it
I can pay for my games and all the other stuff you can do with it I can do on my pc
Solderless would literally take you 30 minutes to do. The game load times are worth it in themselves...

[JPatrick]

Solderless would literally take you 30 minutes to do. The game load times are worth it in themselves...


Really.
That sounds cool
STOP TEMPTING ME

[fly]

Really.
That sounds cool
STOP TEMPTING ME
You don't even have to download them, if you don't want. You just rent them and rip the games to the HD.

[Onnotangu]

wtf. why?
mostly becase i don't have a freaking clue of what I'm doing. i got the chip in and it powers on but I don't know how to flash the chip or anything so..I juts keep the chip turned off and use it like a regular pxbox.

[fly]

mostly becase i don't have a freaking clue of what I'm doing. i got the chip in and it powers on but I don't know how to flash the chip or anything so..I juts keep the chip turned off and use it like a regular pxbox.

I can help ya dude, if you wanna get it done.

[JPatrick]

mostly becase i don't have a freaking clue of what I'm doing.



Thats half my problem with it right there
Ive looked through some of the FAQs and stuff but it all sounds so complicated and Im dum

[Onnotangu]

I can help ya dude, if you wanna get it done.
i'd need soeone standing over me..I'm too scared to try.. i did splure and get the xcuter 2.3b pro. with the ltp port flash thingy

[fly]

All the FAQs are regularly outdated. My offer stands though, if you want it. You don't really need someone there. Its MUCH easier than you think.

[Onnotangu]

will...will I have to spread mayo all ove rmy body again this time?

it didn't seem to work last time.

[JPatrick]

will...will I have to spread mayo all ove rmy body again this time?

it didn't seem to work last time.



I told you it takes 3 - 6 weeks for the changes to take effect:shady:

[fly]

will...will I have to spread mayo all ove rmy body again this time?

it didn't seem to work last time.

Oh it worked! We just didn't get your Xbox done...

[Onnotangu]

ok right now it is at the point where if i switch the chip on and start up the xbox the led flashes and the machine restarts itself 3 times and then goes blank.

what should I do?

[fly]

ok right now it is at the point where if i switch the chip on and start up the xbox the led flashes and the machine restarts itself 3 times and then goes blank.

what should I do?

What color does the LED flash? Which chip? Solderless?

[elpmis]

my buddy works at this place called "Game Stop" - it has 400 reserved copies being sold and he said the one in Washington DC has like 1,000

[smileynev]

Gamespot gave it a 9.4. I think I will probably pick it up at microcenter tomorrow, only $39.99 for the vanilla version

[ChikkenNoodul]

Where might one obtain one of these solderless chips, is there a store in Mexico or Jalalabad perhaps?

[JPatrick]

Where might one obtain one of these solderless chips, is there a store in Mexico or Jalalabad perhaps?



www.xbox-scene.com for all your pirating needs

[smileynev]

Fuck, gamespot says it has a short campaign and disappointing story. I say fuck you in your monkey fucking asses.

[Coqui]

Fuck, gamespot says it has a short campaign and disappointing story. I say fuck you in your monkey fucking asses.


Which is why HL is and will always be > *

[JPatrick]

Fuck, gamespot says it has a short campaign and disappointing story. I say fuck you in your monkey fucking asses.



theyre the only ones Ive heard say that tho

[JPatrick]

Which is why HL is and will always be > *



Im dying for some HL2 already
RELEASE IT DAMMIT

[Coqui]

Im dying for some HL2 already
RELEASE IT DAMMIT


Last I heard 12/16 It may have changed to earlier though

[JPatrick]

Last I heard 12/16 It may have changed to earlier though



steam says its already on my computer
why cant I play it now?:(

[smileynev]

Last I heard 12/16 It may have changed to earlier though
11/16 I thought.

And Halo Story = Half Life Story.

[smileynev]

theyre the only ones Ive heard say that tho
IGN kinda says the same thing, only nicer. Sounds like the ending is unsatisfying, like and empty jar of mayo.

[JPatrick]

IGN kinda says the same thing, only nicer. Sounds like the ending is unsatisfying, like and empty jar of mayo.


Im sure its up to bungies standards
Plus the multi-player is supposed to be super wicked

[Coqui]

11/16 I thought.

And Halo Story = Half Life Story.


Yet I've never heard anyone say the storyline for Half life was dissapointing.

[smileynev]

Im sure its up to bungies standards
Plus the multi-player is supposed to be super wicked
Yeah, I'll play the multiplayer, but I'm really looking forward to the story. There are too many decent multiplayer games out there, but few FPS's with good stories.

[smileynev]

Yet I've never heard anyone say the storyline for Half life was dissapointing.
I'm sure I have. Hell, everyone bitched about the last few levels.

[Onnotangu]

What color does the LED flash? Which chip? Solderless?
red and green. xecuter 2.3b pro. pogo pin soldered. yes there is power to the chip.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I'm sure I have. Hell, everyone bitched about the last few levels.I didn't like HL single player all that much.

Duke Nuke'm was better IMO

[smileynev]

I didn't like HL single player all that much.

Duke Nuke'm was better IMO
Didn't play much Duke Nukem. I like Half Life, first PC game I ever played thoroughly. I think I liked the Halo story much better, though. Plus the chicks were hotter.

Cortana...:drool:

[JPatrick]

I didn't like HL single player all that much.

Duke Nuke'm was better IMO



man I loved Duke3d

[bast_imret]

So does anyone actually think that you will not be able to get a copy of this if you did not reserve it? The register monkey at EB on Saturday (I picked up Katamari Damacy :D ) was all liek "OMG! U havn't preordrd yuor halo2? lololololz. You = teh suck and wont get 1 before christmas" I was like, I"ll keep an eye out on the walmart down the street from me thanks.

[Onnotangu]

So does anyone actually think that you will not be able to get a copy of this if you did not reserve it? The register monkey at EB on Saturday (I picked up Katamari Damacy :D ) was all liek "OMG! U havn't preordrd yuor halo2? lololololz. You = teh suck and wont get 1 before christmas" I was like, I"ll keep an eye out on the walmart down the street from me thanks.
do not blasphem this thread with your ps2 heresies!

Burn the infidel!! :rant:

[smileynev]

So does anyone actually think that you will not be able to get a copy of this if you did not reserve it? The register monkey at EB on Saturday (I picked up Katamari Damacy :D ) was all liek "OMG! U havn't preordrd yuor halo2? lololololz. You = teh suck and wont get 1 before christmas" I was like, I"ll keep an eye out on the walmart down the street from me thanks.
My wife is working part time at Toys R us right now and she said that all their preorders have been filled at her location. They have 10-15 copies for sale that morning an hour early and thats it.

[Coqui]

So does anyone actually think that you will not be able to get a copy of this if you did not reserve it? The register monkey at EB on Saturday (I picked up Katamari Damacy :D ) was all liek "OMG! U havn't preordrd yuor halo2? lololololz. You = teh suck and wont get 1 before christmas" I was like, I"ll keep an eye out on the walmart down the street from me thanks.


I picked up Doom III without reserving it. Just walked up and got it.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Didn't play much Duke Nukem. I like Half Life, first PC game I ever played thoroughly. I think I liked the Halo story much better, though. Plus the chicks were hotter.

Cortana...:drool:So you missed out on the holy entity that is Commander Keen

[smileynev]

So you missed out on the holy entity that is Commander Keen
yes...:(

I see circuit city is giving away a free watch with halo 2 purchase...hmmmm

[bast_imret]

I picked up Doom III without reserving it. Just walked up and got it.


yea, me too.

And chill onno! I also have love for the Xbox and Gamecube (and super nintendo, and GBA, and GBA SP, and Turbo Grafix 16) as they all have a spot in my entertainment center, and in my :heart:

[Onnotangu]

yea, me too.

And chill onno! I also have love for the Xbox and Gamecube (and super nintendo, and GBA, and GBA SP, and Turbo Grafix 16) as they all have a spot in my entertainment center, and in my :heart:
this most holiest of days is for hot halo2 action.

durka durka plasma rifle jihad

[bast_imret]

this most holiest of days is for hot halo2 action.

durka durka plasma rifle jihad

OMG! HE KILLED AN ELITE! RUN!

[Onnotangu]

team master cheif!!!!!!!!


fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

[smileynev]

we should post some Live nics so we can find each other and rape drool together.

[Desslock]

we should post some Live nics so we can find each other and rape drool together.

rape drool? I'm in. :drool:

[JPatrick]

we should post some Live nics so we can find each other and rape drool together.



I dont have Live you wang

[JPatrick]

rape drool? I'm in. :drool:



Fuck you cracka!

[Desslock]

Fuck you cracka!

I'm trying too you drunk hunk of manmeat. :fly:

[smileynev]

I dont have Live you wang
Oh, when you were talking about multiplayer I thought that was what you were referring to. Ah well, post your gamer tags anyway, for those of us in the 21st century.

[game nerd] we should even setup an in game clan, call it something like "useless homos" or something [/game nerd]

[JPatrick]

Oh, when you were talking about multiplayer I thought that was what you were referring to. Ah well, post your gamer tags anyway, for those of us in the 21st century.

[game nerd] we should even setup an in game clan, call it something like "useless homos" or something [/game nerd]



no some of my nerd friends come over and we do an inhouse lan thing every once ina while
its all keen and stuff

[smileynev]

no some of my nerd friends come over and we do an inhouse lan thing every once ina while
its all keen and stuff
Wow, that is pretty nerdy.

[BigDov]

Oh, when you were talking about multiplayer I thought that was what you were referring to. Ah well, post your gamer tags anyway, for those of us in the 21st century.

[game nerd] we should even setup an in game clan, call it something like "useless homos" or something [/game nerd]


This makes me sad......

Out in the toolies where I live, the only viable form of a high-speed connection available to me earlier this year was satellite :barf: NO online gaming for me :(

[JPatrick]

Wow, that is pretty nerdy.


ya I know
but we drink beer and fart a lot in an attempt to offset the nerdiness of it

[fly]

red and green. xecuter 2.3b pro. pogo pin soldered. yes there is power to the chip.

Does it work fine when you disable the chip? If so, here's whats' possibly wrong:

* All the connections haven't been made to the pogo pin (this is usually the problem)
* bad flash
* bad chip

[smileynev]

This makes me sad......

Out in the toolies where I live, the only viable form of a high-speed connection available to me earlier this year was satellite :barf: NO online gaming for me :(
toolie?

Yeah, we're moving shortly and I have a bad feeling high speed won't be available in the area. These next two months may be the last time I'll have high speed for awhile.

[ChikkenNoodul]

toolie?

Yeah, we're moving shortly and I have a bad feeling high speed won't be available in the area. These next two months may be the last time I'll have high speed for awhile.Ayuh, same here.

I think I'll be working by carrier pigeon.

[BigDov]

toolie?

Yeah, we're moving shortly and I have a bad feeling high speed won't be available in the area. These next two months may be the last time I'll have high speed for awhile.


Yup, toolie. I'm out in the country.... well outside of the suburbs even.

I did find out that there is a wireless service available, but it's only 512/384; hardly what I'd call "high speed". Oh well. I guess I'll have to be like drool and just attend the lan parties.....

[ChikkenNoodul]

Yup, toolie. I'm out in the country.... well outside of the suburbs even.

I did find out that there is a wireless service available, but it's only 512/384; hardly what I'd call "high speed". Oh well. I guess I'll have to be like drool and just attend the lan parties.....512/384 is better than the 'broadband' cable I was getting here until a year ago.

And certainly better than ISDN or IDSL which may be my only options at the new place.

[smileynev]

Yup, toolie. I'm out in the country.... well outside of the suburbs even.

I did find out that there is a wireless service available, but it's only 512/384; hardly what I'd call "high speed". Oh well. I guess I'll have to be like drool and just attend the lan parties.....
Thats pretty damn good. 384 is the highest I've seen in Minnesota for consumer broadband upload speeds. And 512 is only slight less then the 768 download speeds I see for DSL around here. If its priced competitively, I would sign up for something like that.

[BigDov]

Thats pretty damn good. 384 is the highest I've seen in Minnesota for consumer broadband upload speeds. And 512 is only slight less then the 768 download speeds I see for DSL around here. If its priced competitively, I would sign up for something like that.


$50 per month sound okay?? That's what the price was......

[smileynev]

$50 per month sound okay?? That's what the price was......
If thats all you can get, thats not bad. Something at those speeds here in the twin cities would run $40 or more.

[ChikkenNoodul]

$50 per month sound okay?? That's what the price was......Sounds fine to me, that's what I was paying for 512/256 a few months ago. Now it's $55 for 1.5/768 amazingly.

[BigDov]

If thats all you can get, thats not bad. Something at those speeds here in the twin cities would run $40 or more.

Sounds fine to me, that's what I was paying for 512/256 a few months ago. Now it's $55 for 1.5/768 amazingly.


Cool, that's good to know. That's probably what I'm going to end up doing. Maybe down the road they'll upgrade their speeds too, who knows?

Thanks guys :)

[Onnotangu]

Does it work fine when you disable the chip? If so, here's whats' possibly wrong:

* All the connections haven't been made to the pogo pin (this is usually the problem)
* bad flash
* bad chip
it works fine.

I never tried flashing it.
not sure how.

[Bordak]

I'll be on Live around 11 pm EST, when I pick up my preorder... Mmm, 12:01 NF time pick up... I'll be among the first legit retail players, and you can all bow to my skills for... Oh... ABout 1 1/2 hours.

Bordak2 is my Live account, feel free to add me.

[Onnotangu]

bump for fly's help

[Bordak]

http://www.newfoundwang.com/pics/halo2.jpg

I just wet my panties! Cya!

[d4rkspike]

AHHH TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE GLORIOUS

[JPatrick]

HA HA I HAEV THE HALO2!!
now I have to wait untill after work to play it:(

[ChikkenNoodul]

HA HA I HAEV THE HALO2!!
now I have to wait untill after work to play it:(You didn't bring your xbox with you?

[JPatrick]

You didn't bring your xbox with you?



I wish I had now
I didnt expect to even get one today
My buddy called the new EB up the street from us and found out that they were opening early today, and still had 20 or so copies on the shelf.

[smileynev]

HA HA I HAEV THE HALO2!!
now I have to wait untill after work to play it:(
You fucker. I have to go pick it up sometime today. With all the packing and moving we'll be doing in the next few weeks, I hope I'll find time to play it. And yeah, why didn't you bring the xbox to work?

[ChikkenNoodul]

I wish I had now
I didnt expect to even get one today
My buddy called the new EB up the street from us and found out that they were opening early today, and still had 20 or so copies on the shelf.Jebus, that's luck.

[ChikkenNoodul]

You fucker. I have to go pick it up sometime today. With all the packing and moving we'll be doing in the next few weeks, I hope I'll find time to play it. And yeah, why didn't you bring the xbox to work?Break you leg, foot, toe, or something.

[JPatrick]

Jebus, that's luck.



Yeah
I think its because the store is fairly new and not many people realize its there yet.
The guy said the EB in the mall had over 400 people show up last night

[ChikkenNoodul]

Yeah
I think its because the store is fairly new and not many people realize its there yet.
The guy said the EB in the mall had over 400 people show up last nightThat makes sense.

Holy fucking shit, 400 nerds in the mall at the same time. Bath & Body works was probably packed with all the people trying to get away from the stench

[JPatrick]

That makes sense.

Holy fucking shit, 400 nerds in the mall at the same time. Bath & Body works was probably packed with all the people trying to get away from the stench



The mall probably STILL stinks of BO and cheesefries

[Desslock]

I'm going to severely buttfuck somebody if I don't get a copy of Halo 2 tonight. :mad:

[JPatrick]

I'm going to severely buttfuck somebody if I don't get a copy of Halo 2 tonight. :mad:



so what makes that different from any other night?

[Desslock]

so what makes that different from any other night?

No lube.

[ChikkenNoodul]

so what makes that different from any other night?I think he only viciously buttfucks someone, not severely

[JPatrick]

o i c

[ChikkenNoodul]

The mall probably STILL stinks of BO and cheesefriesI betcha they'll find one in the cheese vat later

[JPatrick]

FYI if you guys get the Limited Edition one, a bunch of them shipped without a game disc inside, so open it inthe store before you leave with it

[Desslock]

I think he only viciously buttfucks someone, not severely

Vicious buttfucks :drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

FYI if you guys get the Limited Edition one, a bunch of them shipped without a game disc inside, so open it inthe store before you leave with itWell that explains how they managed to get so many copies out there already

[smileynev]

I'm gonna see if I can run to microcenter this morning.

[Desslock]

I'm gonna see if I can run to microcenter this morning.

I'd like to see you run to Microcenter too. :fly: :nev:

[JPatrick]

I'm gonna see if I can roll slowly to microcenter this morning.



fixt for accuracy

[smileynev]

I'd like to see you run to Microcenter too. :fly: :nev:
:(

[fly]

:(

edited for fatness. hHAHAHAHAHHA

[ChikkenNoodul]

I'm going to rush out and buy it in two months.

[fly]

I'm going to rush out and buy it in two months.

Rush out and buy a mod chip. Then download it at your leisure.

[smileynev]

I'm going to rush out and buy it in two months.
Halo 2 > Fable

[ChikkenNoodul]

Rush out and buy a mod chip. Then download it at your leisure.That I may do

[smileynev]

Rush out and buy a mod chip. Then download it at your leisure.
You can't download the fancy tin and DVD extras now can you Mr. Bluebeard

[ChikkenNoodul]

Halo 2 > FableMeh, I'm still unsold on FPS's on consoles.

I'm trying really hard to like Star Wars battlefield

[JPatrick]

Meh, I'm still unsold on FPS's on consoles.

I'm trying really hard to like Star Wars battlefield



but from what Im hearing SW:B is a generally awful game.
At least give Halo2 a rent when you get the chance

[smileynev]

but from what Im hearing SW:B is a generally awful game.
At least give Halo2 a rent when you get the chance
what?
what?

Battlefield is a very decent game, at least on the PC. Its only problem is that it doesn't distinguish itself enough from all the other online FPS's out there.

[fly]

You can't download the fancy tin and DVD extras now can you Mr. Bluebeard

How about I just buy a pie tin and watch the DVD extras for Beaches. :tard:

[smileynev]

How about I just buy a pie tin and watch the DVD extras for Beaches. :tard:
How bout you just buy a pie and invite me over to watch the widescreen version of Beaches.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I like peaches :drool:

[fly]

How bout you just buy a pie and invite me over to watch the widescreen version of Beaches.

Can I feed it to you with my special Tigger spoon?

[smileynev]

Can I feed it to you with my special Tigger spoon?
does it bounce up and down, up and down, up and down?

[fly]

does it bounce up and down, up and down, up and down?

Yep. Just like you when I'm done with you.

[smileynev]

Yep. Just like you when I'm done with you.
Yeah, good luck making me bounce...:fly:

[JPatrick]

Yeah, good luck making me bounce...:fly:


pfft
with one well placed slap your gut would jiggle for hours

[Desslock]

pfft
with one well placed slap your gut would jiggle for hours

Its hypnotic. :drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

pfft
with one well placed slap your gut would jiggle for hours
Almost perpetual motion?

[smileynev]

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/563/563920p1.html

Holy crap thats a lot of detail.

I think tonight I'm gonna try and setup a Useless Clan if anyone's interested. Not so much to play together, although we can, but to make it easier to track stats and stuff.

[jaxxor]

so is like, Halo 2 out yet? because I want a copy :o

[smileynev]

Just picked it up, a copy for me and my buddy at work. The kid in front of me was buying four.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Just picked it up, a copy for me and my buddy at work. The kid in front of me was buying four.ONE PER CUSTOMER DAMNIT!!!!! :mad:

[smileynev]

ONE PER CUSTOMER DAMNIT!!!!! :mad:
There weren't lines or anything at the microcenter, but I got there right when it opened and I'm guessing they probably sold out within 20 minutes.

[ChikkenNoodul]

There weren't lines or anything at the microcenter, but I got there right when it opened and I'm guessing they probably sold out within 20 minutes.I'd wait until school let out and just wait for all the kids to come rushing in, then I'd walk to the counter and buy like 5 copies in front of 'em.

[JPatrick]

hay fly:



Microsoft Goes Xbox Live Ban Happy
November 09, 2004 - Over a hundred people on the Xbox-Scene forums are reporting that they were banned from Xbox Live Monday, just one day before Halo 2 was due to launch. Reports from the various victims indicate that even slight modifications such as replacing a broken DVD-ROM from home results in lifetime bans.

If you have a modified Xbox, you are presently advised to steer clear of Xbox Live until those clever Xbox modifier chaps can work out some sort of fix, it at all possible.

[smileynev]

hay fly:



Microsoft Goes Xbox Live Ban Happy
November 09, 2004 - Over a hundred people on the Xbox-Scene forums are reporting that they were banned from Xbox Live Monday, just one day before Halo 2 was due to launch. Reports from the various victims indicate that even slight modifications such as replacing a broken DVD-ROM from home results in lifetime bans.

If you have a modified Xbox, you are presently advised to steer clear of Xbox Live until those clever Xbox modifier chaps can work out some sort of fix, it at all possible.
fly has AOL, he's safe

[JPatrick]

fly has AOL, he's safe


9pointOh Optimized and protected by SnoopDogg and his glock9?

[smileynev]

9pointOh Optimized and protected by SnoopDogg and his glock9?
fo shizzle my rizzle. He be gattin mofo covy basterds up in HEEYAR

[JPatrick]

godammit, I should just pretend to be sick or something so I can go home early and plays my game:P

[ChikkenNoodul]

some muthafucka done spammed mah ass an' mah boo snoop stuffed dat nine in his ass an pull th' triggah

[smileynev]

godammit, I should just pretend to be sick or something so I can go home early and plays my game:P
tell em your liver gave out.

[bast_imret]

So to you people that now have the game, is it any good? Or have you just been drooling over the case since you are at work and can't play it?

[smileynev]

So to you people that now have the game, is it any good? Or have you just been drooling over the case since you are at work and can't play it?
drooling and/or fapping.

[JPatrick]

So to you people that now have the game, is it any good? Or have you just been drooling over the case since you are at work and can't play it?



I left mine out in the truck so I WOULDNT drool all over it

[ChikkenNoodul]

drooling and/or fapping.You fapped on the wrong side of the disc already didn't you?

[Desslock]

I left mine out in the truck so I WOULDNT drool all over it

Be right back. :shifty:
*grabs brick*

[JPatrick]

Be right back. :shifty:
*grabs brick*



:mad:
u fukr!

[Desslock]

:mad:
u fukr!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Its filled with jars of mayo. :eek:

[JPatrick]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Its filled with jars of mayo. :eek:


I was saving those for later
:shady:

[Desslock]

I was saving those for later
:shady:

Yeah right. I don't even wanna know. :(

[JPatrick]

Yeah right. I don't even wanna know. :(


its just research for the next cartoon I swear

[ChikkenNoodul]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Its filled with jars of mayo. :eek:Theft deterrent++

[ChikkenNoodul]

its just research for the next cartoon I swearWe all know a true artist really 'gets into' his work

[Desslock]

its just research for the next cartoon I swear

Yeah. Research. :elfpenis:

[I.C.Water]

I left mine out in the truck so I WOULDNT drool all over it


its gunna be all warped when ya get off work :P

[JPatrick]

its gunna be all warped when ya get off work :P



nah its barely gonna be over 70 today

[bast_imret]

I left mine out in the truck so I WOULDNT drool all over it


But you are supposed to. It's your name for jeebus' sake!

And make sure those mayo lids are on nice and tight during those warm summer months. A car full of exploded mayo jars is not a fun thing. Now a wading pool full of mayo . . . :drool:

[JPatrick]

But you are supposed to. It's your name for jeebus' sake!

And make sure those mayo lids are on nice and tight during those warm summer months. A car full of exploded mayo jars is not a fun thing. Now a wading pool full of mayo . . . :drool:



The name bears no meaning as it was just something stupid I made up years ago and its just stuck with me since
And l like my mayo lids all loosey-goosey baby:drool:

[bast_imret]

A friend of mine just called. They have a place where he lives called X-playground. It's a membership place and the guy has tons of TV's and Xboxes and you can play all sorts of games, and great multiplayer matches. They had a deal last night for the first 32 people to sign up. You got to play Halo2 from when they picked up their copies at midnight, untill 8 am this morning (though he says there were still people playing when he left), massive multiplayer carnage. I think he has a permaboner for the rest of the day. Said it was amazing. Multiplayer was the best bar none that he has ever played.

He's waiting for his son to get home from school to start the co-op campaign.

[bast_imret]

The name bears no meaning as it was just something stupid I made up years ago and its just stuck with me since
And l like my mayo lids all loosey-goosey baby:drool:

But you are DROOL-BOY! Defender of mayo, and molester of elderly men! You fight for justice and drool on all who oppose you! You Colostomy Bag of Might smites your victims, leaving trails of smelly dead in it's wake.


Or at least the character of you I made in City of Heros does :shifty:

[JPatrick]

But you are DROOL-BOY! Defender of mayo, and molester of elderly men! You fight for justice and drool on all who oppose you! You Colostomy Bag of Might smites your victims, leaving trails of smelly dead in it's wake.


Or at least the character of you I made in City of Heros does :shifty:



lol @ colostomy bag of might:p

[bast_imret]

lol @ colostomy bag of might:p

yea, it's like a mace. You swing it by the cord and smack n'er-do-wells in the face or nether regions. You also have glass jar mayo grenades.

[fly]

The name bears no meaning as it was just something stupid I made up years ago and its just stuck with me since
And l like my mayo lids all loosey-goosey baby:drool:

LOL @ drunk registering at [H]

[ChikkenNoodul]

Wait, there's a video game that lets you have a colostomy bag?

[smileynev]

Wait, there's a video game that lets you have a colostomy bag?
Postal 3

[fly]

Wait, there's a video game that lets you have a colostomy bag?

http://tuckermax.com/shittiesthookup.html

[ChikkenNoodul]

http://tuckermax.com/shittiesthookup.htmlYarrr, that be blocked cap'n

[fly]

Yarrr, that be blocked cap'n

The Shittiest Hook-up Ever

by Tucker Max



One night when I was living in Austin, I hung out with a girl that I met through the site. Once we got together, the conversation eventually turned to the two topics that all my conversations are about: sex and me.


She told me she’d only been with two guys in her life. This was not because she didn’t like hooking up, but rather because she is afraid of hooking up. Apparently, she has a very weak immune system, takes forever to get over a sickness, and claimed that a VD could possibly kill her. Not just something like AIDS mind you, which can kill us all, but shit like genital herpes or chlamydia could knock her off.


I tell her to immediately get away from me. I am almost certainly a supercarrier and she shouldn’t even touch me, much less fuck me. I go so far as to tell her that I won’t hook up with her even if she wants it, because even though every test I have ever taken has come back clean, I can’t have it on my conscience that I killed a girl because I gave her some random VD that I don’t even know I had.


We ended up getting pretty drunk on Jaeger bombs and she came home with me [like that was hard to predict]. We started hooking up, and she took off my clothes and her top, but refused to remove her jeans. What?


She said she had some injury or something, but she wouldn’t elaborate on what it was and would not remove her pants no matter what. She did have a bandage on her hip and I could sort of see it sticking out of her jeans, so I just let it go at first.


We made out some more and she got more into it. After her initial reticence, she decided she did want to have sex with me, despite her "injury" and risk of death from HPV. OK, great, let’s get to it.


Is it ever that easy for me? Well, yeah, most of the time it is, but I wouldn’t write a story about it if it was just normal fucking, now would I?


She started to take off her pants, but told me that she had to let me in on a little issue she has before sex…


She began by telling me that she has Crohns Disease. I told her I knew what it was, a friend of mine has it [in short, it is a degenerative disease of the colon]. Well, hers is pretty advanced and she kept dancing around the issue until, all of the sudden, it hit me:


“That’s not a bandage on your hip is it? OH-MY-GOD!”


Great Holy Mother of Jesus, this girl had a fucking colostomy bag.


Let me repeat: A COLOSTOMY BAG.


In case you are lost here, let me give you the Webster’s Medical Dictionary definition of colostomy bag: “A bag worn over an artificial anus to collect feces.” Yes, you read that right.


The girl had a tube coming out of a small hole about three inches to the left of her belly button, and emptying into a bag, about the size of small Ziploc sandwich bag, that was bandaged to her hip. I shit you not, there was a BAG FULL OF POOP--LITERALLY HUMAN SHIT-TAPED TO HER HIP.


As you may imagine, this was quite the shock, even for me. I tried to be cool about it. I told her it was no big deal, that everyone has issues, hers just happened to be more out in the open than most, and that I would support her…alright, who am I bullshitting? I laughed like a fucking hyena, right in her face. I mean come on, the girl has a bag of shit on her hip. What do you want from me? Caring? Compassion? Thanks, but we’re sold out.


I immediately ask about the first thing that came to my mind:


"So if your shit in a bag, can we have buttsex and not have to worry about getting poop on my penis?"


Then she dropped another daisy-cutter on me: HER ASSHOLE HAD BEEN SEWN SHUT.


I rolled her over and immediately stuck my finger down there. Lo and behold, THERE WAS NO ASSHOLE. She didn’t have an asshole! It was just all crack, from top to bottom!


She told me that since she never used it, her asshole was sown shut to prevent infection. I couldn’t hold off anymore. Sex be damned, there was funny to be had here:


Tucker "You don’t have an asshole? So I guess opinions aren’t like assholes.”
Girl "Very funny.”
Tucker "I could literally fuck the shit out of you couldn’t I? I could fuck your shit right into that bag. Would I see it filling up if I go too hard?”
Girl "Tucker…”
Tucker "What happens if I’m too vigorous? Will the shit hit the fan?”
Girl "Well--“
Tucker "You’re only a two holer! I couldn’t even three hole you if I tried!”


She explained that she could do anything any other girl could do, she just had to be careful. Not wanting to lose the opportunity to mark a new type of handicap off my Sexual To-Do List, I coaxed her back into a romantic mood. Just as we started hooking up again, she whispered,


“Be gentle, you don’t want this thing to break.”

[ChikkenNoodul]

:lol:

oh god that is seriously funny

I'm surprised he didn't ask to fuck her baghole

[JPatrick]

Postal 3



wtf @ namerape:wtf:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I want a game where you play as an old fart and beat people with your cane, drive around in an electric wheelchair, squirt your colostomy bag, throw your dentures, etc.

[wr3kt]

:lol:

[smileynev]

oh my

[Onnotangu]

So I should Not mod My box. :shifty:

[bast_imret]

So I should Not mod My box. :shifty:

not unless you've got a backup non-modded one.

[fly]

So I should Not mod My box. :shifty:

As long as you don't put an hard drive in it, they still can't tell. The chips are invisible, unless they are active...

[smileynev]

So yeah. So far I like it. Not quite as awe inspiring as the first, but still fun. And clan "Useless" has already been registered...:(

[theacoustician]

So yeah. So far I like it. Not quite as awe inspiring as the first, but still fun. And clan "Useless" has already been registered...:(
When I can pick it up for $25-30 for the PC, I'll bite. Till then, not worth it.

[smileynev]

When I can pick it up for $25-30 for the PC, I'll bite. Till then, not worth it.
I need another name for a clan. Something catchy and fear inspiring.

[ChikkenNoodul]

"The Funzie Gang"

[fly]

"The Funzie Gang"

[smileynev]

"The Funzie Gang"
hmmm, they do allow clan symbols on your character. But I don't think they have any clowns in mayo jars.

[bast_imret]

When I can pick it up for $25-30 for the PC, I'll bite. Till then, not worth it.

of course the fact that you don't have an xbox has nothing to do with that :shifty:

Though when you get one let me know so we can go dutch on a copy of Steel Battalion :cool:

[Onnotangu]

As long as you don't put an hard drive in it, they still can't tell. The chips are invisible, unless they are active...
ok so where do I find the bios I'm supposed to use to flash this chip to the correct bios?

[Onnotangu]

Woot got my halo extra special monkey dragon tiger edtion...with sprinkles!

bonus disk is filled with extra nerd sexiness.

[JJ Lady]

Husband playing Halo2 again :( Ah well...at least I get the computer

[Onnotangu]

Husband playing Halo2 again :( Ah well...at least I get the computer
get another controller and play with him.

[JJ Lady]

get another controller and play with him.


ahhh...apparently you miss the thread where I said I;m not inot first person shooters

[Onnotangu]

ahhh...apparently you miss the thread where I said I;m not inot first person shooters
then play fable.

[bast_imret]

then play fable.

we've been playing paper mario 2 and burnout 3. She won't play halo with me. Anyway, I beat it the other night. Will now commence waiting for 3 so I can find out what the f happens next :mad:

[fly]

ok so where do I find the bios I'm supposed to use to flash this chip to the correct bios?

Still need it?

[Onnotangu]

Still need it?
YES

[Onnotangu]

we've been playing paper mario 2 and burnout 3. She won't play halo with me. Anyway, I beat it the other night. Will now commence waiting for 3 so I can find out what the f happens next :mad:
read teh novels

[smileynev]

I AM LEVEL 5. FEAR MY POWER AND WRATH AND TKING

[Onnotangu]

I AM LEVEL 5. FEAR MY POWER AND WRATH AND TKING
oh noes it is teh arbiter of teh deth

[smileynev]

oh noes it is teh arbiter of teh deth
I SHALL DRIVE YOU OFF A CLIFF LIKE ALL MY OTHER TEAMATES MUWHAHAHAHAHHA