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ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 11:57 AM
Kinda weird eh? Don't they sell Saab's in Canada? :wtf:

Oh well, at least I have an offer on it finally.
fly
10-08-2004, 12:04 PM
Ill give you 30 marklars.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 12:04 PM
I need 32 and not a marklar less.
smileynev
10-08-2004, 12:19 PM
I'll give you 28 marklars and half a :gloerf:
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 12:24 PM
Okay, the :gloerf: does the trick.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 12:26 PM
I'll give you 25 Marklars and a full :gloerf:
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 12:26 PM
Oh man, that's a tough choice.

Smiley, counter offer?
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 12:30 PM
Wait, I just remembered I don't like Saab's. You can keep the Marklars, but give me the :gloerf: back.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 12:37 PM
I already plooked it though...
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 12:49 PM
Well then you'd better floof it up and send it back!
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 12:57 PM
Well then you'd better floof it up and send it back!It might be a little, uh.....larger, than before.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 01:01 PM
Well that's fine, it's not entirely a- wait, you forgot :gloerf:s are dry-clean only, didn't you? :(
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 01:11 PM
Well that's fine, it's not entirely a- wait, you forgot :gloerf:s are dry-clean only, didn't you? :(Umm....nooooo......why do you ask? :shifty:

*picks up phone*
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 01:14 PM
You bastard
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 01:20 PM
So.....does anyone have a good source for :gloerf: softener?

My local store is fresh out.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 01:22 PM
:(

You know what, just keep him. I'll find another.
smileynev
10-08-2004, 01:23 PM
*hugs :gloerf: protectively
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 01:25 PM
:(

You know what, just keep him. I'll find another.Funny, I get more :gloerf:'s this way.....
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 01:27 PM
*rapess :gloerf: protectively

Fixed lololololol
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 01:27 PM
Funny, I get more :gloerf:'s this way.....
Well, good thing I filled that :gloerf: with extract of EVIL!!! :D
smileynev
10-08-2004, 01:28 PM
Fixed lololololol
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLOLL

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ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 02:45 PM
Well, good thing I filled that :gloerf: with extract of EVIL!!! :D
Well now that explains why my lamp turned into a 4th century demon and ate my sofa.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 02:49 PM
Well now that explains why my lamp turned into a 4th century demon and ate my sofa.
How can you tell what century of demon? They all look the same to me.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 02:51 PM
How can you tell what century of demon? They all look the same to me.It scrawled 'Zorgoth wuz here in 337 biznatch' into my wood floor with it's nails
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 02:57 PM
It scrawled 'Zorgoth wuz here in 337 biznatch' into my wood floor with it's nails
It didn't even know what year it is? :fly:
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 03:13 PM
It didn't even know what year it is? :fly:Yeah, it was a pretty dumb one as far as demons go.

I lured it into a crate with some Reese's Pieces, and dropped it off at the local animal shelter.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 03:19 PM
Reese's Pieces always work well, but I've found that the best lure for demons is actually sweet pickles covered in orange marmalade.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 03:50 PM
I'll have to try that next time.

Since I suspect my ottoman is beginning to grow a fondness for catflesh.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 03:54 PM
I hope you've got some holy water left.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 03:55 PM
I hope you've got some holy water left.I've got a quart of Demon-B-Gone sitting in the garage.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 03:56 PM
What brand? Greek Orthodox works best, IMO.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 03:57 PM
What brand? Greek Orthodox works best, IMO.Mine's Quaker, some Friends gave it to me.
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 03:59 PM
You think you're just so damn funny, don't you?
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 04:16 PM
You think you're just so damn funny, don't you?:fly:
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 04:19 PM
:fly:
:sucky:
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 04:20 PM
:sucky::boobies:
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 04:24 PM
Boobies! :drool:
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 04:36 PM
:mop:
fly
10-08-2004, 05:40 PM
Holy crap you guys are spam whores. :heart:

:elfpenis:
JPatrick
10-08-2004, 05:54 PM
I will give you 15 marklars a full (but slightly used)http://www.uselessforum.com/images/useless/gloerf.gif AND half a http://www.uselessforum.com/images/useless/nev.gif
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 06:45 PM
Holy crap you guys are spam whores. :heart:

:elfpenis:
Darn straight rootin tootin.
fly
10-08-2004, 08:16 PM
I will give you 15 marklars a full (but slightly used)http://www.uselessforum.com/images/useless/gloerf.gif AND half a http://www.uselessforum.com/images/useless/nev.gif

wtf. nice of you to show up.

(WTF, why did you put those smilies in IMG tags?)
JPatrick
10-08-2004, 08:23 PM
wtf. nice of you to show up.

(WTF, why did you put those smilies in IMG tags?)
I was afk all day
And I didnt put them in img tags:confused:
fly
10-08-2004, 08:26 PM
I was afk all day
And I didnt put them in img tags:confused:

We noticed you were afk penis. :tard:
JPatrick
10-08-2004, 08:28 PM
We noticed you were afk penis. :tard:

what about my penis?
Fat Burger
10-08-2004, 10:23 PM
Your penis was AFK.
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 10:34 PM
Holy crap you guys are spam whores. :heart:

:elfpenis:Haha, and I'm still holding back out of :heart:
ChikkenNoodul
10-08-2004, 10:35 PM
I will give you 15 marklars a full (but slightly used)http://www.uselessforum.com/images/useless/gloerf.gif AND half a http://www.uselessforum.com/images/useless/nev.gifI think we have a winner folks, unless anyone has two :gloerf:'s, slightly used ok
fly
10-09-2004, 11:19 AM
I got 3 http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/cow.gif and 37% of a http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/moon2.gif