I giggled, and I probably shouldn't have...

[smileynev]

....http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/05/school.strafed.ap/index.html

The target was an object on the ground well within the confines of the Warren Grove firing range, a 2,400-acre scrub pine expanse used by the military to train pilots in bombing and strafing techniques.
But when the heavy gun in the left wing of an Air National Guard F-16 fighter jet fired Wednesday night, it sent 25 rounds of 20mm ammunition smashing through the roof and zinging off the asphalt parking lot of the Little Egg Harbor Intermediate School 3 1/2 miles from the range.

[BigDov]

OOOPS!!

"Oh shit captain, I think we've breached a civilian area!"
"TURN AND BURN MOTHERFUCKER!! TURN AND BURN!!!!"

[CletusJones]

i chuckled.

[ChikkenNoodul]

It's a good thing only the military can have guns

[elpmis]

bahahahaha "scrub pine"

I'll fucking srub your pine, bitch

[elpmis]

oh yeah, and the intermediate school bombing thing was funny too

[w_a_w]

heard this on the radio this morning...if it happened during the day time when kids were there it would have been a media frenzy

[smileynev]

It's a good thing only the military can have guns
"Hey billybob, lets go take the f-16 up and shoot us some beer bottles!!"

"Sorry jimmy, but its up on blocks in the front yard"

[ChikkenNoodul]

"Hey billybob, lets go take the f-16 up and shoot us some beer bottles!!"

"Sorry jimmy, but its up on blocks in the front yard""Urleen said we can take hers if'n we clean the geese off it"

[smileynev]

"Urleen said we can take hers if'n we clean the geese off it"
"but urleen's gots that pink interior with the leopard print seat covers. All the other fellas make fun of us when we take it"