OFFICIAL NOTICE

[fly]

My 30th birthday is on the 20th of this month.

You have 14 shopping days.

I wear and smoke lots of natural fibers, love earth shoes, and enjoy the music of earth, wind, and fire. Please adjust your gifts accordingly.

[elpmis]

You always wear dicks in your asshole.

[CletusJones]

post your address and wait for the goodness to arrive.

[Desslock]

Old :fly:

[JJ Lady]

Dirty Hippy!
;)

[April40]

What size depends do you wear old man?

[Enemy]

30 my ass.

[Viremia]

damn, 30?

sorry, but that just means you gonna die soon :(

old people suck

[AprilsSCAT]

for your birthday i will let you admin me
kthxDMITB

[smileynev]

30?

:lol:

What was the Nixon administration like?

[AprilsSCAT]

oh and AHAHA you are OLD

[AprilsSCAT]

30 my ass.
i will do wonderful things to your ass

[April40]

Awwww HAPPY PRE BIRTHDAY! :wiggle:

[AprilsSCAT]

:wiggle:how much for a private show?

[April40]

how much for a private show?
More than you can afford, pal.

[Enemy]

i will do wonderful things to your ass

You're not old enough to know what wonderful things are.

[fly]

how much for a private show?

She wiggled last month once. It's still working its way through the eastern parts of her.

[AprilsSCAT]

More than you can afford, pal.
don't be so sure, i'm actually quite loaded

[fly]

You always wear dicks in your asshole.

:hi2u: December baby

[AprilsSCAT]

You're not old enough to know what wonderful things are.
give me 1 chance

[fly]

30?

:lol:

What was the Nixon administration like?

It was great. The best part was the dinosaurs.

[BigDov]

So make with the address already, sheesh

[AprilsSCAT]

It was great. The best part was the dinosaurs.
I LIEK YOUR SIG SIR

[April40]

don't be so sure, i'm actually quite loaded
Want a load on your face?

[April40]

So make with the address already, sheesh
I know right, where is the party gonna be! Tap the keg, I'll pump!!!

[Enemy]

give me 1 chance

You got 10minutes.

[AprilsSCAT]

Want a load on your face?
vary much so

[Datgurl]

Fly, you have the best title/smiley here. What else would you want? :fly:

[AprilsSCAT]

You got 10minutes.
k so first i'd get ya nekkid
then i'd give ya a rimjob
then i'd flip ya over and tickle your thighs
then i'd get out the chain and connect my nippal rings to my PA and my an0l ring...and let you lead me around your flat

k?

[April40]

vary much so
You little slut.

[BigDov]

I know right, where is the party gonna be! Tap the keg, I'll pump!!!


PM ME STAT PLZ, THXZ!!!

:heart:

[AprilsSCAT]

You little slut.
actually you'd be shocked at how few foram chicks i've nailed....or met IRL...or have nekkid pics of.....it's really a very small number.....but I try.

k, so do me? thx

[April40]

PM ME STAT PLZ, THXZ!!!

:heart:
Okay I think I got directions to the party, ordering the strippers now.

[April40]

actually you'd be shocked at how few foram chicks i've nailed....or met IRL...or have nekkid pics of.....it's really a very small number.....but I try.

k, so do me? thx
You lie. :fly:

[BigDov]

Okay I think I got directions to the party, ordering the strippers now.


Don't tease- you know you're all the entertainment we need :fly:

[April40]

Don't tease- you know you're all the entertainment we need :fly:
Ya, I'm like twenty strippers in one. Just no one wants to seem my saggy nipple tassles.

[BigDov]

Ya, I'm like twenty strippers in one. Just no one wants to seem my saggy nipple tassles.


:drool:

As long as you can get 'em swingin' I'll feed you dollar bills all night......

[Enemy]

k so first i'd get ya nekkid
then i'd give ya a rimjob
then i'd flip ya over and tickle your thighs
then i'd get out the chain and connect my nippal rings to my PA and my an0l ring...and let you lead me around your flat

k?

Sounds hot. :drool:

[fly]

16378 Compton Palms Dr
Tampa, FL 33647

Send the 3 Cs: Cash, Cocaine, and Carrots

[AprilsSCAT]

You lie. :fly:
name any forum chick on any forum that I have had "contact" with....NAME ONE !!

*other than Drool-Boi

[April40]

name any forum chick on any forum that I have had "contact" with....NAME ONE !!

*other than Drool-Boi
I don't stalk you, how would I know.

[BigDov]

16378 Compton Palms Dr
Tampa, FL 33647

Send the 3 Cs: Cash, Cocaine, and Carrots


Hmmmm..... so no Coconuts, cock-rings and celery?

Shit, that blows my idea all to hell man.

[AprilsSCAT]

Sounds hot. :drool:
so....are you my new gf now?

[AprilsSCAT]

I don't stalk you, how would I know.
well, although i appreciate you're thinking I'm a stud.....i really have no success with forum chickas :(

[April40]

well, although i appreciate you're thinking I'm a stud.....i really have no success with forum chickas :(
I said slut, not stud.

:eek:

[AprilsSCAT]

I said slut, not stud.

:eek:
same diff, right?

[April40]

same diff, right?
Nah, stud gets hot chicks. Slut will screw anything.

[AprilsSCAT]

NME says i'm a stud anyhow, so there

[smileynev]

16378 Compton Palms Dr
Tampa, FL 33647

Send the 3 Cs: Cash, Cocaine, and Carrots
well hello Mr. Rodrigo Gonzalez....:fly:

[AprilsSCAT]

Nah, stud gets hot chicks. Slut will screw anything.
well i seem to have scored NME...and i'm what, like 60% on bedding you....so i AM a stud

[JJ Lady]

16378 Compton Palms Dr
Tampa, FL 33647

Send the 3 Cs: Cash, Cocaine, and Carrots


You live in Tampa? Cool. i grew up there. I'm not as old as you are but my brother is turning 30 on the 20th. Maybe you know each other. I miss Tampa :(

[April40]

well i seem to have scored NME...and i'm what, like 60% on bedding you....so i AM a stud
Haha, how did you come up with the 60% figure?

[Enemy]

so....are you my new gf now?

Sure.

[April40]

You live in Tampa? Cool. i grew up there. I'm not as old as you are but my brother is turning 30 on the 20th. Maybe you know each other. I miss Tampa :(


He is too, is he your brother? kekkee

[AprilsSCAT]

Haha, how did you come up with the 60% figure?
i'm getting a "vibe" from you....

[ChikkenNoodul]

You'll get YOUR present in January :fly:

[AprilsSCAT]

Sure.
sweet :heart:
sigged

[April40]

i'm getting a "vibe" from you....
The "You're Denied" one? I made sure I gave that one off.

[SemperFly]

congra......wtf, 30????

i call bullshit :eek:

[elpmis]

congra......wtf, 30????

i call bullshit :eek:it's true

edit: isn't your roommate like 3,000 years old?

[AprilsSCAT]

edit: isn't your roommate like 3,000 years old?
AHAHAHAHHA

[AprilsSCAT]

The "You're Denied" one? I made sure I gave that one off.
indeed, that's why i didn't say 90%.....i sense deep down you want me

[ChikkenNoodul]

it's true

edit: isn't your roommate like 3,000 years old?Queen of the damned?

[April40]

indeed, that's why i didn't say 90%.....i sense deep down you want me
Oh... well then call me. 713-866-6249

[SemperFly]

You live in Tampa? Cool. i grew up there. I'm not as old as you are but my brother is turning 30 on the 20th. Maybe you know each other. I miss Tampa :(
as do i (though i lived in st pete, close enough :p)

[SemperFly]

it's true

edit: isn't your roommate like 3,000 years old?
she preceeds the dawn of time

[fly]

:chikken: for my Tampa Bay homies!

[JJ Lady]

He is too, is he your brother? kekkee

Oh I hope not!

[JJ Lady]

as do i (though i lived in st pete, close enough :p)

My Brother is now in Clearwater :) We grew up in Tampa and both went to Gaither.

[w_a_w]

bullshit on being 30:p

[Viremia]

16378 Compton Palms Dr
Tampa, FL 33647

Send the 3 Cs: Cash, Cocaine, and Carrots
:wtf:

I lived at 16349 Compton Palms Dr, Tampa, FL 33647 until April

[SemperFly]

:wtf:

I lived at 16349 Compton Palms Dr, Tampa, FL 33647 until April
LOL

[SemperFly]

My Brother is now in Clearwater :) We grew up in Tampa and both went to Gaither.
yeah, i lived in clearwater for a few months

finished my last two years of high school living on st pete beach...lol, lakewood

[fly]

:wtf:

I lived at 16349 Compton Palms Dr, Tampa, FL 33647 until April

I moved in in March. wtf

[Viremia]

I moved in in March. wtf
So you're living in Compton Place Apartments? Do the fire trucks annoy you? ;)

Do your windows leak when it rains? Mine did the whole time I lived there and the management said there was nothing they could do and that several buildings had the problem.

[fly]

So you're living in Compton Place Apartments? Do the fire trucks annoy you? ;)

Do your windows leak when it rains? Mine did the whole time I lived there and the management said there was nothing they could do and that several buildings had the problem.

I'm on the other side, so never even hear the fire trucks. And yeah, the windows do leak, but they are fixing them now.

[Viremia]

I'm on the other side, so never even hear the fire trucks. And yeah, the windows do leak, but they are fixing them now.
great, now that I leave after 3 years they're fixing the fucking windows :mad:

[Pandora]

Dirty Hippy!
;)


:heart: for hippies....just not dirty patcholi smelling ones....

[jaxxor]

you are the oldest person on the internets o_O

[April40]

you are the oldest person on the internets o_O
Yet he looks 20 :fly:

[JJ Lady]

Yet he looks 20 :fly:

Its all that :) ....clean :D .....living :fly:

Sorry it was hard to get that out without laughing ;)

[April40]

Its all that :) ....clean :D .....living :fly:

Sorry it was hard to get that out without laughing ;)
Clean my ass.

[JJ Lady]

Clean my ass.
You can't do that yourself? :fly:

[jaxxor]

Clean my ass.


wow. I'll bet you didn't mean for it to come out like that at all :fly:

oh, and I'll not swab yer poop deck for any money

[Nyx]

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7630/peanut_butter_cookie.jpg

[April40]

You can't do that yourself? :fly: I'm getting old. :hs:


wow. I'll bet you didn't mean for it to come out like that at all :fly:

oh, and I'll not swab yer poop deck for any money

Come on, I have a shiney new penny for you.

[April40]

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7630/peanut_butter_cookie.jpg
Mean.

[Nyx]

Mean.

I know :D

[ieholly]

do peope still by you gifts when you get that old?

[April40]

do peope still by you gifts when you get that old?
Lets all buy fly a goat this year.

[ieholly]

Lets all buy fly a goat this year.


how about a llama?

[April40]

how about a llama?
Trust me, he'll like a goat better.

[ieholly]

Trust me, he'll like a goat better.

how could you not like this:


http://img109.exs.cx/img109/3632/llama.jpg

[April40]

how could you not like this:


http://img109.exs.cx/img109/3632/llama.jpg
Thats super cute, awwww. Okay for my bday send me that, we'll give him the goat with horns in the background. :fly:

[d4rkspike]

OFFICAL NOTICE

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON THE 20TH

[fly]

how about a llama?

They spit. I like swallowers.

[ieholly]

They spit. I like swallowers.

you are a dirty old man!

[fly]

you are a dirty old man!

I have a puppy in my van little girl...

[JPatrick]

I have a present for you
You just have to close your eyes and suck it out of this tube
:shady:

[I.C.Water]

I have a puppy in my van little girl...

i got a puppy a full bar and asorted drugs in mine

[JPatrick]

I ate my puppy

[fly]

i got a puppy a full bar and asorted drugs in mine

Why is the mattress crusty?

*lays down*

[I.C.Water]

I ate my puppy

sucking it dry of chode aint really eating it

[JPatrick]

sucking it dry of chode aint really eating it


no but filleting it and bbqing on my grill is

[fly]

no but filleting it and bbqing on my grill is
Did you at least suck it dry first?

[JPatrick]

Did you at least suck it dry first?


maybe a little bit

[zengirl]

This thread is disturbing

[BigDov]

This thread is disturbing


It is. And I got my ass chewed for posting lyrics to the Jem cartoon :D

[Viremia]

It is. And I got my ass chewed for posting lyrics to the Jem cartoon :D
rank has its privileges

[BigDov]

rank has its privileges


What say you of this rank? You smell or something?

[zengirl]

What say you of this rank? You smell or something?
I smell dirty ditch weed from the neighbors downstairs. :lol:

[BigDov]

I smell dirty ditch weed from the neighbors downstairs. :lol:


Oooooh, that's nice :heart:

[JPatrick]

I smell dirty ditch weed from the neighbors downstairs. :lol:


TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

[zengirl]

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
I'm getting a contact high from the dirty ditch weed from the downstairs neighbors right now, so I think I'll be Mary Poppins for awhile. A spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down, medicine go dooown, medicine go down.

[JPatrick]

I'm getting a contact high from the dirty ditch weed from the downstairs neighbors right now, so I think I'll be Mary Poppins for awhile. A spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down, medicine go dooown, medicine go down.


ok you be mary poppins, float around in the air on an umbrella, and Ill look up your skirt

[Kevlar]

:pics: :boobies: :lol:

ok you be mary poppins, float around in the air on an umbrella, and Ill look up your skirt

[zengirl]

ok you be mary poppins, float around in the air on an umbrella, and Ill look up your skirt
Aw, I was kinda hopin you'd offer to sweep my chimney if ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge*

[JPatrick]

Aw, I was kinda hopin you'd offer to sweep my chimney if ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge*


Im scared of heights



ok not really I just wasnt clever enough to think of that one;p

[Kevlar]

is that like cleaning your pipes.... :eek:

Aw, I was kinda hopin you'd offer to sweep my chimney if ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge*

[zengirl]

is that like cleaning your pipes.... :eek::o The Dick Van Dyke guy was a chimney sweep in the movie. :lol: Dick Van Dyke. What a name!!!

[Kevlar]

Yes, I know....hehehe :fly:

:o The Dick Van Dyke guy was a chimney sweep in the movie. :lol: Dick Van Dyke. What a name!!!