How would you tell family members if you decided you were gay?

[wr3kt]

...or straight and they thought otherwise.

I think I would do it during while we're watching Joan of Arcadia.
At least they're mellow from a wholesome family show.
I'd say something like "Mom, you know how I like to play pool? Well...I really really like playing with sticks and balls."

And to my dad...I'd tell him when he wasn't around a sharp object and I had easy access to my car.

[BigDov]

I'd probably send them an email from a far-distant country.

[April40]

So um... are you contemplating this?

[wr3kt]

I'd probably send them an email from a far-distant country.

Germany?

[jaxxor]

I think gay dudes should just let their parents walk in on them while they're bent over the couch getting railed. No need to say anything then

[April40]

I'd just tell them out right. They deserve to know, if they can't accept it... Okay thats fine. Can't change a person though.

[wr3kt]

So um... are you contemplating this?

After talking to you...

[wr3kt]

I think gay dudes should just let their parents walk in on them while they're bent over the couch getting railed. No need to say anything then

"He tripped"

[BigDov]

Germany?

I'm thinking more along the lines of Tibet- somewhere really isolated so it would take some effort for them to come and get me.

[April40]

After talking to you...
I got that after talking to me too.

[wr3kt]

I got that after talking to me too.

Your constant demands for food... *sniff*...DON"T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ME?!?!
*tears*

[JJ Lady]

At Thanksgiving dinner....I'm gay, can you pass the potatoes? :D

[Pandora]

I'd probably send them an email from a far-distant country.


Same here. :( My Mom already make enough snide comments about my bestfriend that's gay. I'd have to cut off all contact just cause I'd get tired of hearing her ask me if i'm still "confused", as she calls it. :mad:

[wr3kt]

At Thanksgiving dinner....I'm gay, can you pass the potatoes? :D

Breasts*

[JJ Lady]

:confused: Breasts*

[elpmis]

the same way I tell everybody everything - with two in the pink and one in the stink

[wr3kt]

:confused:

I'm assuming you're a lady.
Pass the breasts...lesbian...
...

I fail.

[JJ Lady]

I'm assuming you're a lady.
Pass the breasts...lesbian...
...

I fail.

No I think I do. But you are right...I am a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed ;)

Tee hee :fly:

[wr3kt]

No I think I do. But you are right...I am a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed ;)

Tee hee :fly:

-3 cool points for quoting a rap song.

[elpmis]

I'd probably tell my dad I was gay by fucking the dog.

It's a he, so it makes perfectly good sense

[elpmis]

then I would probably tell my dad that I like furries too

dude furries

[JJ Lady]

-3 cool points for quoting a rap song.

I can't help it...my husband makes me listen to it! Ahhhhh! Make it stop! :eek:

Edit: Well that and the fact that I live in Savannah where you either listen to country or rap...Man I need to charge my ipod!

[wr3kt]

then I would probably tell my dad that I like furries too

dude furries

You'd do your dad then?

[wr3kt]

I can't help it...my husband makes me listen to it! Ahhhhh! Make it stop! :eek:
Bus' a cap in his grill.

[elpmis]

You'd do your dad then?nah, way too predictable

instead I'd probably cut myself a slice of colby cheese and fuck my cock hole with it

[JPatrick]

Id just mail them a picture of me doing Christopher Lowell in the ass.
Theyd probably be mad that I was gay, but happy cuz my boyfriend could redecorate their house.

[elpmis]

Id just mail them a picture of me doing Christopher Lowell in the ass.
Theyd probably be mad that I was gay, but happy cuz my boyfriend could redecorate their house.well the dog I fucked could redecorate their house with dog shit and shed dog hairs

[wr3kt]

Id just mail them a picture of me doing Christopher Lowell in the ass.
Theyd probably be mad that I was gay, but happy cuz my boyfriend could redecorate their house.

Creative.
I like it about as much as you like pounding Chrissie-boy in the pooper.

[JPatrick]

nah, way too predictable

instead I'd probably cut myself a slice of colby cheese and fuck my cock hole with it



I saw a vid of a guy fucking his cockhole with a AA battery
it was hawt!

[JJ Lady]

I think I'm going to.... :barf:

[wr3kt]

:lol:

[Enemy]

My parents know Im bi possibly lesbian, my dad thinks its badass and my mom just says "you are what you are" :o

[BigDov]

My parents know Im bi possibly lesbian, my dad thinks its badass and my mom just says "you are what you are" :o


That works.

[bast_imret]

I think I'm going to.... :barf:

? I thought I showed you that one :fly:

[BigDov]

? I thought I showed you that one :fly:

If you've seen that one, have you seen the OTHER one, with the girl sticking her finger in a dude's pee-hole.......... up to the second knuckle???

:eek:

[sizzlinggrace]

they'd never know

[bast_imret]

If you've seen that one, have you seen the OTHER one, with the girl sticking her finger in a dude's pee-hole.......... up to the second knuckle???

:eek:

no actually. Sounds . . . painful I think is the word?

[Harper]

who would decide to be gay?

if i ever tell my parents, its gonna be not on a holiday, or near one. no need to ruin thanksgiving.

[JJ Lady]

If you've seen that one, have you seen the OTHER one, with the girl sticking her finger in a dude's pee-hole.......... up to the second knuckle???

:eek:
:barf:

Yuck..come on. What's that supposed to do for you anyway? I can't imagine it'd feel good.

[Viremia]

I told my folks at my 35th birthday. Seeing as how that's supposed to be the magic birthday where you are considered a "confirmed bachelor" I thought it was appropriate. My mom just looked at me and sighed. My dad, laughed and cut the cake.

They never fall for my jokes. :(

[crazymike]

I could only hope they find out by walking in on me and David Haselholf having sex....

[Datgurl]

I knew it!

I would just make out with the girl in front of my mom then tell mom " I have something to tell you"

[BigDov]

I knew it!

I would just make out with the girl in front of my mom then tell mom " I have something to tell you"


:lol: That would definitely get your point across wouldn't it??

[Datgurl]

:lol: That would definitely get your point across wouldn't it??
I'd hope so :D

[Nyx]

At Thanksgiving dinner....I'm gay, can you pass the potatoes? :D

I like this idea, with the entire family present including great-grandma...

[BigDov]

I like this idea, with the entire family present including great-grandma...


Oh yeah. Kind of reminds me of "Home For the Holidays"...... if you've not seen it, go rent it. The dinner scene is PRICELESS!

[Harper]

I told my folks at my 35th birthday. Seeing as how that's supposed to be the magic birthday where you are considered a "confirmed bachelor" I thought it was appropriate. My mom just looked at me and sighed. My dad, laughed and cut the cake.

They never fall for my jokes. :(
:lol:

[Nyx]

Oh yeah. Kind of reminds me of "Home For the Holidays"...... if you've not seen it, go rent it. The dinner scene is PRICELESS!

Haven't seen it, maybe I should rent it.

In the past few years I have only managed to watch one entire movie, at the recommendation of my daughter. I just can't seem to sit still in one place long enough :fly:

[BigDov]

Haven't seen it, maybe I should rent it.

In the past few years I have only managed to watch one entire movie, at the recommendation of my daughter. I just can't seem to sit still in one place long enough :fly:


You owe it to yourself to watch this one- my family and I usually watch it and Christmas Vacation every Thanksgiving :)

[Kander77]

while watching football

[wr3kt]

I knew it!

I would just make out with the girl in front of my mom then tell mom " I have something to tell you"

You make that sounds out of the ordinary. :o

[Kevlar]

You could show them this.....http://img119.exs.cx/img119/3818/w3196.jpgIf that would help.....:lol: :heart:

[Lynnakitty]

You could show them this.....http://img119.exs.cx/img119/3818/w3196.jpgIf that would help.....:lol: :heart:
frankly.. that terrifies me :p

[wr3kt]

My past haunts me...

...

[Nyx]

You could show them this.....http://img119.exs.cx/img119/3818/w3196.jpgIf that would help.....:lol: :heart:

I love it! :lol:

[wr3kt]

IT WAS COLD, DAMMIT!

[Datgurl]

IT WAS COLD, DAMMIT!
You have dark nips. :P

[wr3kt]

You have dark nips. :P

Blue for flavor.

[Kevlar]

:lol: You remember when we did that right? :heart:


IT WAS COLD, DAMMIT!

[wr3kt]

:lol: You remember when we did that right? :heart:

Middle of the day in the summer..

...


SO?!?!

[Kevlar]

So do I...It absolutely killed me when he did that, so I had to save it. I giggle each time I see it.... :heart:

I love it! :lol:

[Pandora]

My parents know Im bi possibly lesbian, my dad thinks its badass and my mom just says "you are what you are" :o


Cool parents. My mom didn't talk to me for like 3 months after we told her the hubby and I eloped. I imagine it would be more like 3 years if I told her I was anything other than hetero.

...which gives me an idea....http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/dvv/eplus2.gif

[ILikeLife]

you dont decide to be gay... :gay:

[wr3kt]

you dont decide to be gay... :gay:

No...but you decide to tell whoever...

[Onnotangu]

I would just come to the next thanksgiving as a woman.

CHeers queers!

[dbzeag]

I wouldn't tell them unless they needed to know. If they want to know something about me or have questions, they know where I live.

[Kevlar]

Now I would pay to see that....:lol:

I would just come to the next thanksgiving as a woman.

CHeers queers!

[BigDov]

Now I would pay to see that....:lol:


OH MY GOD- I would too :lol: