View Full Version : The UF Spring Of 07 Group Photo Thread
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 12:49 PM
This thread will be part pic thread, part historical archive, and part chop contest.
The idea here is to the form the Spring Of 07 UF Group Photo. The ideal scenario is that everyone submits a full body photo (head to toe viewable, clothes optional, couples can use a pic with both of them in it) of reasonably good quality to be added to the group. After getting all submissions the people who feel so inclined can then chop all of the images together onto a background of there choosing, and make the group photo funny, serious, sexy, or whatever they want. Once we have a those in place I'll ask Fly to add a poll (if it's possible) to this thread and voting will be opened.
The winner of the contest will get something cool which I've yet to decide on, like a DVD or some crap.
I'll be taking our (Kiwi and I) picture at lunch today, but if you have something to work with now please feel to post it.
SemperFly
04-05-2007, 01:02 PM
oh dear
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 01:05 PM
oh dear
wtf, this thread will be awesome. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.
w_a_w
04-05-2007, 01:16 PM
my pic will be nekkid
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 01:19 PM
my pic will be nekkid
And I will be taking it :drool:
w_a_w
04-05-2007, 01:20 PM
And I will be taking it :drool:
I read the post and looked over to see the poster and was expecting it to be dbzeag :lol: :haaay:
Dharma1521
04-05-2007, 01:22 PM
I'm not falling for this trick again. Fool me once shame on you, fool me up to 20 times shame on me.
HydroSqueegee
04-05-2007, 01:23 PM
wtf, this thread will be awesome. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.
das vidanya comrade
dbzeag
04-05-2007, 01:26 PM
I read the post and looked over to see the poster and was expecting it to be dbzeag :lol: :haaay:
:shifty:
You have found out my dupe. Prepare to die.
:heart:
PS - He stole my line anyway :(
SemperFly
04-05-2007, 01:32 PM
wtf, this thread will be awesome. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.
oh it'll be awesome, I'm just not sure if I'll be able to participimate :o
dbzeag
04-05-2007, 01:36 PM
oh it'll be awesome, I'm just not sure if I'll be able to participimate :o
You can't take a picture of yourself? You arne't that important :fly:
:heart:
:drool:
SemperFly
04-05-2007, 01:37 PM
You can't take a picture of yourself? You arne't that important :fly:
:heart:
:drool:
I don't have a decent quality camera with which to snap said picture :p I don't think phonecam pics will suffice for this job. :o
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 01:38 PM
I don't have a decent quality camera with which to snap said picture :p I don't think phonecam pics will suffice for this job. :o
Phone pics are fine, that's why I said REASONABLY good quality.
SemperFly
04-05-2007, 01:40 PM
http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo25/b4/6e/d60746e5b2ce.jpg
http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo26/af/4c/cb88a2efbdd5.jpg
Dharma1521
04-05-2007, 01:41 PM
http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo26/af/4c/cb88a2efbdd5.jpg
OOooh you're scary like a bear.
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 01:42 PM
:lol:, awesome.
FlamingGlory
04-05-2007, 01:43 PM
http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo26/af/4c/cb88a2efbdd5.jpg
More mirror than flynavy.
dbzeag
04-05-2007, 01:44 PM
:drool: I would love to kiss that... again :drool:
:heart:
SemperFly
04-05-2007, 01:46 PM
that was from a few weeks ago and I realize it's not full body :o
one from this past weekend! also not full body but this is a pic thread and so far no one else has posted jack squat :p
http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo26/a1/3d/825084fc1db1.jpg
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 01:55 PM
I read the post and looked over to see the poster and was expecting it to be dbzeag :lol: :haaay:
Its ok, we have much in common:elfpenis:
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 02:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Sarcasmo%20crap/dogsfinal.jpg
w_a_w
04-05-2007, 02:07 PM
:lol:
Dharma1521
04-05-2007, 02:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Sarcasmo%20crap/dogsfinal.jpg
HAHAHAH I think its odd how proud you are of that pic . . . .
lemon_fresh
04-05-2007, 02:10 PM
I'm the one with the fins:
http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/3346152d7a945b5.jpg
April40
04-05-2007, 02:11 PM
I'm the one with the fins:
http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/3346152d7a945b5.jpg
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO THAT FISH?
Dharma1521
04-05-2007, 02:12 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO THAT FISH?
Its a trick! Don't tell her or she will blow up your house!
w_a_w
04-05-2007, 02:13 PM
I'm the one with the fins:
http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/3346152d7a945b5.jpg
is that where your name comes from? you're actually a lemon shark??
lemon_fresh
04-05-2007, 02:15 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO THAT FISH?
What do you think I'm gonna do with that fish? huh?
:drool:
lemon_fresh
04-05-2007, 02:16 PM
is that where your name comes from? you're actually a lemon shark??
No, it came from a horrible scuba yellow digital watch I wore my freshmen year of college. waaay back in the previous century.
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 02:32 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO THAT FISH?
Sharks resemble fish, but their line of development separated them hundreds of millions of years ago (approx. 400 million) from that of true fish. For example their all-cartilage skeletons, the fact that they cannot stop for long or swim backwards, the development of five to seven gill-slits per side with no gill covers, no overlapping scales, no swim bladder (the air-filled balloon-like organ that keeps most fish upright), a valvular intestine, electrosensors, the ability to see in color, and dermal denticles. Most sharks also practice internal fertilization more resembling the habits of mammals, and birth live young as opposed to laying eggs for external fertilization. The more you know.
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 02:35 PM
Sharks resemble fish, but their line of development separated them hundreds of millions of years ago (approx. 400 million) from that of true fish. For example their all-cartilage skeletons, the fact that they cannot stop for long or swim backwards, the development of five to seven gill-slits per side with no gill covers, no overlapping scales, no swim bladder (the air-filled balloon-like organ that keeps most fish upright), a valvular intestine, electrosensors, the ability to see in color, and dermal denticles. Most sharks also practice internal fertilization more resembling the habits of mammals, and birth live young as opposed to laying eggs for external fertilization. The more you know.
Not to mention that sharks are much more awesome than fish.
April40
04-05-2007, 02:44 PM
Sharks resemble fish, but their line of development separated them hundreds of millions of years ago (approx. 400 million) from that of true fish. For example their all-cartilage skeletons, the fact that they cannot stop for long or swim backwards, the development of five to seven gill-slits per side with no gill covers, no overlapping scales, no swim bladder (the air-filled balloon-like organ that keeps most fish upright), a valvular intestine, electrosensors, the ability to see in color, and dermal denticles. Most sharks also practice internal fertilization more resembling the habits of mammals, and birth live young as opposed to laying eggs for external fertilization. The more you know.
I was generalizing. Like grouping your kid with the smart class... even tho he doesn't fit he still looks like the others.
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 02:46 PM
Not to mention that sharks are much more awesome than fish.
F sharks, Piranhas ftw
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 02:47 PM
I was generalizing. Like grouping your kid with the smart class... even tho he doesn't fit he still looks like the others.
Go grow some tits, Ralph Macchio.
April40
04-05-2007, 03:11 PM
Go grow some tits, Ralph Macchio.
I have little ones THEY ARE THERE I SWEAR.
wanko80
04-05-2007, 03:16 PM
Go grow some tits, Ralph Macchio.
Actually, I believe he did have tits. He was a little chunky in the last one.
dbzeag
04-05-2007, 03:31 PM
Not entirely a good picture, but this is me and my mom walking down the aisle at my sister's wedding.
http://www.msprotege.com/members/dbzeag/Personal/mini-DSC00042.jpg
wanko80
04-05-2007, 03:39 PM
your mom has a nice rack. I'd titty fuck her.
Thorn Bird
04-05-2007, 03:41 PM
i'm going to save my pic till i get a good one out of the delivery room. :hi2u:
dbzeag
04-05-2007, 03:41 PM
your mom has a nice rack. I'd titty fuck her.
Awesome!! I will let her know.
:heart:
ERage
04-05-2007, 03:49 PM
Awesome!! I will let her know.
:heart:
Not the response I expected...definitely not the response I would have given to that statement. You internet forum pplz never cease to amaze me.
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 03:52 PM
your mom has a nice rack. I'd titty fuck her.
Judging by looks of her she probably wouldn't be the one getting titty fucked. I don't think I'd mess with that one.
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 03:54 PM
What I'm trying to say is that I think Dave's dad is Dawg the Bounty Hunter.
wanko80
04-05-2007, 03:57 PM
Judging by looks of her she probably wouldn't be the one getting titty fucked. I don't think I'd mess with that one.
As long as there's some kind of fucking going on, I'm good.
April40
04-05-2007, 04:01 PM
As long as there's some kind of fucking going on, I'm good.
Not getting enough at home?
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 04:01 PM
As long as there's some kind of fucking going on, I'm good.
Fact: No one from Scotland has ever been raped except for both William Wallace and his wife in that one movie. Why? Because they will fuck you up. And not in the groovy sexual way.
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 04:01 PM
Not getting enough at home?
Her vag is still broken.
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 04:03 PM
Can I submit this as my entry?
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/FilthyFresh2006/ShamyWedding134.jpg
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 04:05 PM
I swear to God that looks like Hugh Jackman on a bender.
wanko80
04-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Not getting enough at home?
Her vag is still broken.
April40
04-05-2007, 04:11 PM
Her vag is still broken.
That's what I was thinking. That's gotta suck, its what, six weeks of heal time?
Then after that it's still not the same?
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 04:13 PM
Can I submit this as my entry?
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/FilthyFresh2006/ShamyWedding134.jpg
If you want to be remembered in the group photo for all eternity as the unkept looking guy holding his balls, then yes, feel free.
dbzeag
04-05-2007, 04:16 PM
Fact: No one from Scotland has ever been raped except for both William Wallace and his wife in that one movie. Why? Because they will fuck you up. And not in the groovy sexual way.
:heart:
And I didn't think william was raped. That would have been the worst crime in humanity, a Scotsman violated unacceptingly.
Coqui
04-05-2007, 04:17 PM
I have little ones THEY ARE THERE I SWEAR.
pics or shens
http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo26/a1/3d/825084fc1db1.jpg
The beard suits you
Onnotangu
04-05-2007, 04:20 PM
No
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 04:23 PM
:heart:
And I didn't think william was raped. That would have been the worst crime in humanity, a Scotsman violated unacceptingly.
He wasn't sexually raped, but he was raped. They messed him up.
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 04:29 PM
That's what I was thinking. That's gotta suck, its what, six weeks of heal time?
Then after that it's still not the same?
Childbirth will make you crazy, especially if you're used to getting it a lot. Eventually you start doing and saying really weird things like "Okay, just lie there. I'll jerk off on your feet."
Onnotangu
04-05-2007, 04:30 PM
your mom has a nice rack. I'd titty fuck her.
so would I...along with other savory delights of the flesh.
wanko80
04-05-2007, 04:32 PM
Childbirth will make you crazy, especially if you're used to getting it a lot. Eventually you start doing and saying really weird things like "Okay, just lie there. I'll jerk off on your feet."
I just tie a belt around my arm, paint my fingernails, put on her rings and pretend it's her doing it. So far it's worked.
SemperFly
04-05-2007, 04:37 PM
Childbirth will make you crazy, especially if you're used to getting it a lot. Eventually you start doing and saying really weird things like "Okay, just lie there. I'll jerk off on your feet."
:confused: you consider that weird?
I call that tuesday
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 04:43 PM
I swear to God that looks like Hugh Jackman on a bender.
You would think that even more if you saw the pictures at the reception of me holding knives and forks to my fist while April was taking my "Wolverine" pictures. :fly:
wanko80
04-05-2007, 04:47 PM
You would think that even more if you saw the pictures at the reception of me holding knives and forks to my fist while April was taking my "Wolverine" pictures. :fly:
That could be the gayest thing I've read today.
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 04:53 PM
If you want to be remembered in the group photo for all eternity as the unkept looking guy holding his balls, then yes, feel free.
The only other full picture I have it looks like I have a bigger than normal belly :O
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/FilthyFresh2006/group.jpg
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 04:54 PM
That could be the gayest thing I've read today.
Actually it was quite fun you little sarcastic prick :fly:
wanko80
04-05-2007, 04:55 PM
Actually it was quite fun you little sarcastic prick :fly:
I wasn't being sarcastic. It's pretty damn gay.
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 05:01 PM
The only other full picture I have it looks like I have a bigger than normal belly :O
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/FilthyFresh2006/group.jpg
More pics of redhead please. kthx.
Then after that it's still not the same?
Only if you let it not be the same. There are ways to get it back to it's youthful figure :fly:. No reason, other than sheer laziness, to let yourself go all loosey goosey just because you had a kid.
April40
04-05-2007, 05:11 PM
Only if you let it not be the same. There are ways to get it back to it's youthful figure :fly:. No reason, other than sheer laziness, to let yourself go all loosey goosey just because you had a kid.
I don't know, compared to a rubber band... you stretch it enough times its going to get loose or break. :fly:
:shifty:
Coqui
04-05-2007, 05:17 PM
I don't know, compared to a rubber band... you stretch it enough times its going to get loose or break. :fly:
:shifty:
Every girl I've seen recently that had a baby doesn't even remotely look like they had one. Some of these are on their 2nd or 3rd child. I'm mean they look like they weigh 115 pounds now.
Thorn Bird
04-05-2007, 05:46 PM
I don't know, compared to a rubber band... you stretch it enough times its going to get loose or break. :fly:
:shifty:
april would know about loose. :fly: ;) :heart:
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 05:50 PM
More pics of redhead please. kthx.
That is Deanna, shes been one of the only girls who could actually keep up with us over the years. Ever seen a 105 pound girl drink a bottle of vodka to herself :fly: . Every weekend she would always buy 2 bottles, one for people to mooch off and the other just for her. Shes a riot:D
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 05:51 PM
That is Deanna, shes been one of the only girls who could actually keep up with us over the years. Ever seen a 105 pound girl drink a bottle of vodka to herself :fly: . Every weekend she would always buy 2 bottles, one for people to mooch off and the other just for her. Shes a riot:D
K, that's fine and all, but you failed to post pics.
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 05:52 PM
I wasn't being sarcastic. It's pretty damn gay.
When we are drinking and having fun looking "pretty damn gay" is not a concern.
BeerAd
04-05-2007, 05:54 PM
K, that's fine and all, but you failed to post pics.
fine, ass :fly:
http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/FilthyFresh2006/?action=view¤t=DSCN0671.jpg
just browse my photobucket, im to lazy, page 7 is halloween
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 06:22 PM
I wish that one bitch would stop trying to be Jackie.
I don't know, compared to a rubber band... you stretch it enough times its going to get loose or break. :fly:
:shifty:
That's the funny thing about the human body though .. if you exercise the correct muscles on a regular basis .. they never have that problem. 1 word .. Kegals ;).
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 07:01 PM
Keggers!
April40
04-05-2007, 07:41 PM
Every girl I've seen recently that had a baby doesn't even remotely look like they had one. Some of these are on their 2nd or 3rd child. I'm mean they look like they weigh 115 pounds now.
I'm talking about the vaginal.
That's the funny thing about the human body though .. if you exercise the correct muscles on a regular basis .. they never have that problem. 1 word .. Kegals ;).
I'm sure, but the human body can only take so much stress from childbirth. It's gotta change, it never goes back to the way it was before.
I'm sure, but the human body can only take so much stress from childbirth. It's gotta change, it never goes back to the way it was before.
I can guarantee you .. that isn't true ;) .. very common misconception.
Sp`ange
04-05-2007, 08:39 PM
Flynavy, you need a pic with a better camera.
/me loads Photoshop.
I'm thinking that this will be the world's best anigif.
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 08:48 PM
I can guarantee you .. that isn't true ;) .. very common misconception.
Hips don't go back. Sagging, milk-filled tits don't rise and firm back up.
FlamingGlory
04-05-2007, 08:51 PM
Hips don't go back. Sagging, milk-filled tits don't rise and firm back up.
Actually... The lifestyle after childbirth probably has more to do with that than anything else. There arent many moms who run 3-4 miles a day and eat right.
April40
04-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Here is a group UF pic.
THREAD COMPLETE!
http://upload.pzind.com/files/2/DSC_1072%20%28Medium%29.JPG
Here is a pic of Zac and I... it's hard to find a full length pic of the both of us. It's mostly us holding the camera getting a funny angle. :P
http://upload.pzind.com/files/2/Boston%2002112006%20081%20%28Medium%29.jpg
April40
04-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Actually... The lifestyle after childbirth probably has more to do with that than anything else. There arent many moms who run 3-4 miles a day and eat right.
There isn't much you can do for stretch marks.
FlamingGlory
04-05-2007, 09:33 PM
Yes there are. I've had them from weightlifting o.O
April40
04-05-2007, 09:38 PM
Yes there are. I've had them from weightlifting o.O
...and what did you do about them?
Well stretch marks are one thing, but you don't have to be preggers to get those either, just gain/lose some weight real fast .. and you'll find yourself with some. What you do while you're preggers usually has something to do with them though .. not gaining weight fast will help tremendously .. so does not losing the weight fast after you have the kiddo.
Actually .. you can firm your breasts up .. all you have to do is go to the gym and work out. Upper body work does wonder for the female body. Don't wanna do that .. get fake ones. Hips go back if you exercise .. if you have big hips .. you were born with them .. nothing you can do except get the fat that is padding them off them.
Think your twat is gonna be loose afterwards .. do kegals the entire time your preggers and keep them up afterwards .. nothing will change much after that 6 week inactive period of no sex. Except the fact that you squeezed a kid out of it.
Kegals help girls who haven't had kids too btw. If you don't do them already .. do your BF a favor ..and start ;). Will also help you when you get older to.
I had an almost 10lb baby naturally .. I've dated several guys who have dated girls with no kids .. and unless they are all really good liars .. kegals work. :)
Thorn Bird
04-05-2007, 09:39 PM
I'm talking about the vaginal.
I'm sure, but the human body can only take so much stress from childbirth. It's gotta change, it never goes back to the way it was before.
it's like a snake's mouth...it unhinges and pops it out and then goes back after time.
keigels work, but they turn me on, and i can't do them. or i could do them, and look really funny while doing it.
I do them all day long :fly:
FlamingGlory
04-05-2007, 09:40 PM
...and what did you do about them?
Time mostly. You put on a lot of muscle mass fast and youll get them. Vitamin E... Unless I get tanned you cant see them.
Thorn Bird
04-05-2007, 09:41 PM
Time mostly. You put on a lot of muscle mass fast and youll get them. Vitamin E... Unless I get tanned you cant see them.
they can fade, but they never go away.
Only way to get rid of them competely is to have them lasered.
I'm not ashamed of mine at all though .. I got one helluva kiddo out of the deal.
I wouldn't trade them off for anything in the world. :heart:
Sarcasmo
04-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Actually... The lifestyle after childbirth probably has more to do with that than anything else. There arent many moms who run 3-4 miles a day and eat right.
I have a friend who is 44. Married, three kids, and she works out 2 and a half hours a day. With fanatical consistency. Coaches soccer, teaches, is always on the go. She still has hips and saggy boobs. Working out and burning calories won't reform what childbirth has done to your body's structure. The changes will be there. I'm not saying she isn't gorgeous though. God help me she's amazing. When she isn't complaining about it.
Ryokurin
04-05-2007, 10:20 PM
Think your twat is gonna be loose afterwards .. do kegals the entire time your preggers and keep them up afterwards .. nothing will change much after that 6 week inactive period of no sex. Except the fact that you squeezed a kid out of it.
Kegals help girls who haven't had kids too btw. If you don't do them already .. do your BF a favor ..and start ;). Will also help you when you get older to.
I had an almost 10lb baby naturally .. I've dated several guys who have dated girls with no kids .. and unless they are all really good liars .. kegals work. :)
Kegals are good for everyone.
I have a friend who is 44. Married, three kids, and she works out 2 and a half hours a day. With fanatical consistency. Coaches soccer, teaches, is always on the go. She still has hips and saggy boobs. Working out and burning calories won't reform what childbirth has done to your body's structure. The changes will be there. I'm not saying she isn't gorgeous though. God help me she's amazing. When she isn't complaining about it.
Ok there is a big difference in kids making your boobs saggy and being over 40. My boobs aren't saggy. Genetic pre-disposition has a lot to do with how a woman looks as she ages and/or has kids too though.
I'll take a picture of my friend Anna tommorrow. She's had 3 kids (all of them are over 6) and she wears a size 0. No hips, no fat, firm all over.
hard to get a full body shot of me .. I like to crop pictures :fly:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1232.jpg
lol yes, I am straightening his hair :lol: .. poor kid, got the expressive (or he might consider it excessive lol) curly gene lol
KNYTE
04-05-2007, 11:24 PM
Kiwi: Here is a group UF pic.
THREAD COMPLETE!
http://upload.pzind.com/files/2/DSC_1072%20%28Medium%29.JPG
Being pregnant doesn't mean big hips. I'm pregnant in the above pic.
Also, you do go back, Knyte says I'm still tight and I've had two kids so far. I'll let you know if it's still the same after the third one. I do have the genetic predisposition for saggy boobs though. :(
Onnotangu
04-05-2007, 11:32 PM
More pics of redhead please. kthx.
eww ginger
mikey
04-05-2007, 11:52 PM
ewwww fat albert
Dharma1521
04-05-2007, 11:58 PM
Here is a group UF pic.
THREAD COMPLETE!
http://upload.pzind.com/files/2/DSC_1072%20%28Medium%29.JPG
Here is a pic of Zac and I... it's hard to find a full length pic of the both of us. It's mostly us holding the camera getting a funny angle. :P
http://upload.pzind.com/files/2/Boston%2002112006%20081%20%28Medium%29.jpg
You forgot the most important person.
Bitch.
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 01:06 AM
hard to get a full body shot of me .. I like to crop pictures :fly:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1232.jpg
lol yes, I am straightening his hair :lol: .. poor kid, got the expressive (or he might consider it excessive lol) curly gene lol
You have a great body. Yikes.
Which doesn't really explain why you're holding a dildo against your son's head though.
Which doesn't really explain why you're holding a dildo against your son's head though.
lol that's a flat iron :lol:
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 01:17 AM
Are you really doing Mikey? Because a ticket to Dallas really wouldn't cost all that much. I'll even let you bring the dildo.
mikey
04-06-2007, 01:22 AM
Are you really doing Mikey? Because a ticket to Dallas really wouldn't cost all that much. I'll even let you bring the dildo.
She's pretty good at it too. Besides, she is taller than you with sandals on.
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 01:25 AM
I'm five nine. And a half. Dude.
I'm 5'7 .. with my sandals on ... I'm like 5"10/11 (depending on the pair). I don't wear flats :D.
mikey
04-06-2007, 01:27 AM
sorry, got you and the mormon confused
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 01:36 AM
That's actually more of an insult to him than me. :fly:
April40
04-06-2007, 07:49 AM
Kiwi:
Being pregnant doesn't mean big hips. I'm pregnant in the above pic.
Also, you do go back, Knyte says I'm still tight and I've had two kids so far. I'll let you know if it's still the same after the third one. I do have the genetic predisposition for saggy boobs though. :(
Pst I'm just trolling. :fly:
You forgot the most important person.
Bitch.
Whatever you weren't around at the time of the pic. It was Before. Jaime.
dbzeag
04-06-2007, 09:01 AM
it's like a snake's mouth...it unhinges and pops it out and then goes back after time.
keigels work, but they turn me on, and i can't do them. or i could do them, and look really funny while doing it.
:drool:
pics or shens
:shifty:
dbzeag
04-06-2007, 09:02 AM
Kegals are good for everyone.
You planning on making your vaginal nice and tight, too?
:drool:
KNYTE
04-06-2007, 10:04 AM
hard to get a full body shot of me .. I like to crop pictures :fly:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1232.jpg
lol yes, I am straightening his hair :lol: .. poor kid, got the expressive (or he might consider it excessive lol) curly gene lol
Now that is some serious bubble booty. :drool:
edit: More pics plz. If you could do one where you're up on a couch in nothing but a thong with your back to the camera with your butt thrust out I'll gladly find it a place in the babe thread. and as my desktop wallpaper
I'll take a picture of my friend Anna tommorrow. She's had 3 kids (all of them are over 6) and she wears a size 0. No hips, no fat, firm all over.
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Miscellaneous/JustRandomStuff/IMG_3944.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Miscellaneous/JustRandomStuff/IMG_3943.jpg
She wanted her face removed lol .. so I did. I took these today (5 min actually). She's 29.
KNYTE
04-06-2007, 01:28 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Miscellaneous/JustRandomStuff/IMG_3944.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Miscellaneous/JustRandomStuff/IMG_3943.jpg
She wanted her face removed lol .. so I did. I took these today (5 min actually). She's 29.
Do you have any of her in a bikini?
lol no :-p .. I had a hard enough time getting her to let me post these :lol:. She doesnt' get online .. and now think sI am nuts :fly:.
mikey
04-06-2007, 01:40 PM
Do you have any of her in a bikini?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
HI ANNA
SemperFly
04-06-2007, 01:47 PM
Now that is some serious bubble booty. :drool:
edit: More pics plz. If you could do one where you're up on a couch in nothing but a thong with your back to the camera with your butt thrust out I'll gladly find it a place in the babe thread. and as my desktop wallpaper
:lol: you're hilarious but I do agree that's a nice rear end
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 01:51 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Miscellaneous/JustRandomStuff/IMG_3944.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Miscellaneous/JustRandomStuff/IMG_3943.jpg
She wanted her face removed lol .. so I did. I took these today (5 min actually). She's 29.
Is SHE doing Mikey too? Hmmph. Why don't we have any hot women at my office?
Dharma1521
04-06-2007, 02:01 PM
I'm five nine. And a half. Dude.
hahah short people always add the half.
Dharma1521
04-06-2007, 02:01 PM
Pst I'm just trolling. :fly:
Whatever you weren't around at the time of the pic. It was Before. Jaime.
As if there is such a time.
I'm 5'7 .. with my sandals on ... I'm like 5"10/11 (depending on the pair). I don't wear flats :D.
I'm 5'8" and I still wear 3-4 inch heels. Before I got married all my shoes, (except for a couple pairs of flip flops) were that tall, but Knyte is shorter then me so I only wear them every once in a while instead of all the time.
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 02:28 PM
I'm 5'8" and I still wear 3-4 inch heels. Before I got married all my shoes, (except for a couple pairs of flip flops) were that tall, but Knyte is shorter then me so I only wear them every once in a while instead of all the time.
Dang, no wonder Knyte likes you. He can see right up your skirt. You're pretty tall for a girl.
Dang, no wonder Knyte likes you. He can see right up your skirt. You're pretty tall for a girl.
Most my friends in high school were my height or taller. I am taller then most girls I hang out with now though.
Jonny_B
04-06-2007, 03:38 PM
hahah short people always add the half.
I'm five ten and a quarter.
Is SHE doing Mikey too? Hmmph. Why don't we have any hot women at my office?
I like how you avoided the topic of women having big hips and saggy tits after having 3 kids though. Nicely done :lol:.
And no .. he better not be :lol:. I'm not above wupping some ass if I have to :fly:. I"m redheaded .. I can get mean if the need arises :D.
w_a_w
04-06-2007, 04:19 PM
hard to get a full body shot of me .. I like to crop pictures :fly:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1232.jpg
lol yes, I am straightening his hair :lol: .. poor kid, got the expressive (or he might consider it excessive lol) curly gene lol
what're you doing to that poor kids hair??? leave him alone already, gosh :fly:
it used to drive me fucking nuts when my mom fussed with my hair :lol:
Sarcasmo
04-06-2007, 06:49 PM
I like how you avoided the topic of women having big hips and saggy tits after having 3 kids though. Nicely done :lol:.
And no .. he better not be :lol:. I'm not above wupping some ass if I have to :fly:. I"m redheaded .. I can get mean if the need arises :D.
I didn't say you will automatically get hips and saggy boobs. I said that if you do no amount of working out will fix it. Which is why so many women get boob jobs after they have kids. (including three of my exes)
Send Anna down here now kthx
what're you doing to that poor kids hair??? leave him alone already, gosh :fly:
it used to drive me fucking nuts when my mom fussed with my hair :lol:
hey .. he wants me to do that .. I was dog ass tired and had to drag my ass out of bed to do it :lol:. He has REALLY curly hair .. so I blow dry/flat iron it for him .. because he wants it straight lol. Heck, Sunday I put a thermal straightener (chemical straightener) on his hair for him lol.
S'what I get for letting him see me do it to mine :lol:.
I took him to the skate park today .. wait til you see the picture my mom took LMAO.
w_a_w
04-06-2007, 08:02 PM
hey .. he wants me to do that .. I was dog ass tired and had to drag my ass out of bed to do it :lol:. He has REALLY curly hair .. so I blow dry/flat iron it for him .. because he wants it straight lol. Heck, Sunday I put a thermal straightener (chemical straightener) on his hair for him lol.
S'what I get for letting him see me do it to mine :lol:.
I took him to the skate park today .. wait til you see the picture my mom took LMAO.
I probably have the curliest hair you've even seen on a white man...I know all about it...if it gets long enough it turns into something that resembles rotini pasta
no, no I do not have alterior motives for asking your grannie to take a picture of us by this water ...
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1239.jpg
oooooh .. yes I DID
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1241.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1242.jpg
:fly: he really thought I was gonna toss him too :lol: .... I wouldn't do that though (it was way too cold to get him wet :fly: )
SemperFly
04-06-2007, 08:31 PM
:lol: dang you're pretty short
and shortly pretty ^_^
I'm 5'7 .. my kid is just really tall for 10 :lol: .. but thanks ;)
BeerAd
04-07-2007, 04:52 PM
ewwww fat albert
:fly:
itburnswhenipee
04-09-2007, 02:12 PM
hard to get a full body shot of me .. I like to crop pictures :fly:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Drake/Pictures/DSCN1232.jpg
lol yes, I am straightening his hair :lol: .. poor kid, got the expressive (or he might consider it excessive lol) curly gene lol
Ahhh... the famous 'Hey, Moe!' haircut. A real classic that works every time.
Actually I had just gotten done cutting his hair. I gave him a layer/chop kinda hair-do, the messy one that is in style right now. I was just flat ironing it some so it would be straight, before I put any hair product in it and wrassled it around. His hair is real curly, but only in spots :lol: all around the front mainly. So I have to try to calm it down before I can style it. I feel bad for him lol, I really do. Poor ole kidola.
Here are some pics from last week :fly:.
I don't think the wind has ever blown harder than it did last week lol. Hairstyle was futile :lol:. And OMG it was warm as hell one day and COLD as shit the next. Of course the day we decided to go to the zoo it was cold (don't let Mikey wearing shorts fool you lol, although ... I do stay colder than your average person though .... ehh, I guess both of our thermostats are wonky or something lol).
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100022.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100026.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4130145.jpg
He's prolly gonna kill me for this :lol: ... but damnit .. I can't help myself :fly:.
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100084.jpg
TURTLE .. TURTLE
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100091.jpg
oh yeah, that's it Baby, that's it :lol:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100085.jpg
You come push it .. push it real good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLs7DSxsLog
:lol:
Dharma1521
04-17-2007, 02:30 PM
Actually I had just gotten done cutting his hair. I gave him a layer/chop kinda hair-do, the messy one that is in style right now. I was just flat ironing it some so it would be straight, before I put any hair product in it and wrassled it around. His hair is real curly, but only in spots :lol: all around the front mainly. So I have to try to calm it down before I can style it. I feel bad for him lol, I really do. Poor ole kidola.
Here are some pics from last week :fly:.
I don't think the wind has ever blown harder than it did last week lol. Hairstyle was futile :lol:. And OMG it was warm as hell one day and COLD as shit the next. Of course the day we decided to go to the zoo it was cold (don't let Mikey wearing shorts fool you lol, although ... I do stay colder than your average person though .... ehh, I guess both of our thermostats are wonky or something lol).
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100022.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100026.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4130145.jpg
He's prolly gonna kill me for this :lol: ... but damnit .. I can't help myself :fly:.
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100084.jpg
TURTLE .. TURTLE
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100091.jpg
oh yeah, that's it Baby, that's it :lol:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/Sexxieracerchik4/Mine/Mikey_Gatlinburg2007/US/P4100085.jpg
You come push it .. push it real good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLs7DSxsLog
:lol:
Mikey is WAAAAY to interested in that turtle.
dbzeag
04-17-2007, 02:34 PM
Mikey is WAAAAY too hot to grace humanity with his beauty.
fixd for accuracy
wanko80
04-17-2007, 02:40 PM
I don't think you're black enough for mikey. You should get some pigment.
http://www.fast-rewind.com/soulman1.jpg
I darken up a bit if I lay in the baking beds for a few weeks :lol: .. think that will work? :fly:
wanko80
04-17-2007, 02:44 PM
Yes, skin cancer is uber sexy.
dbzeag
04-17-2007, 02:47 PM
Why in that shot does it look like Mikey has bigger tits than April?
:heart: to both
I dunno, sometimes pecs just do that under t-shirts I guess :lol:
BeerAd
04-17-2007, 03:13 PM
He shoulda taken one backwards and literally had a Turtle head pokin out
lol I was like "do ... this" ... ok ... "now do ... this". :fly:
We were afraid people were gonna see us and kick us out though :lol:.
I didn't think of that though!!!! DOOOOHHHHHH! :lol:
mikey
04-17-2007, 03:41 PM
That turtle was damn sexy. The whooping primate was a close second.
no .. whoopin Mikey was hotter :lol:.
mikey
04-17-2007, 09:18 PM
http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/me_dildo.jpg
This picture makes it apparent that I need to start lifting weights again on a regular basis. What we are observing in this photo is what happens after the tiny white boy spends a few hours in prison.
http://www.collegegear.com/sf/stores/product_images/173363.jpg
Thorn Bird
04-18-2007, 10:05 AM
y'all are one hot couple. :heart:
Shalimar
04-18-2007, 04:13 PM
shux.. tried to load something.. i'm not good at it.. i had an image..
i see upload up top and i uploaded it to this site ( i think, i saw it in a little box on the left bottom) and then hit a wall..
w_a_w
04-18-2007, 04:22 PM
shux.. tried to load something.. i'm not good at it.. i had an image..
i see upload up top and i uploaded it to this site ( i think, i saw it in a little box on the left bottom) and then hit a wall..
this is the only pic you've uploaded so far...guessing that's not it?
http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/68646266d11d3200.jpg
Shalimar
04-18-2007, 04:28 PM
this is the only pic you've uploaded so far...guessing that's not it?
http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/68646266d11d3200.jpg
naw, that's it.. King JB from Wild 98.7 and Urs Truly :D
damn, i'm getting old.. :mad: or i just shouldn't make that face..
for future reference, how do you "place" it in the post?
ERage
04-18-2007, 04:32 PM
naw, that's it.. King JB from Wild 98.7 and Urs Truly :D
damn, i'm getting old.. :mad: or i just shouldn't make that face..
for future reference, how do you "place" it in the post?
click on "upload" above, then "my images", then copy the shit in the "BB Code IMG" line and paste it in your post window.
will look something like http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/5234510404c31905.jpg
BeerAd
04-18-2007, 04:33 PM
naw, that's it.. King JB from Wild 98.7 and Urs Truly :D
damn, i'm getting old.. :mad: or i just shouldn't make that face..
for future reference, how do you "place" it in the post?
Brent, lol, he used to be such a great dj
Shalimar
04-19-2007, 09:58 AM
Brent, lol, he used to be such a great dj
brent, lol, he used to carry my records..
"you've lost the passion"---dj atom rich..
he may be right.. please don't tell any of the club owners i work for.. :D
Onnotangu
04-19-2007, 10:06 AM
ewwww fat albertforest whittaker actually. :D
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