Has your lover ever done this to you?

[dbzeag]

So chim and I went to a bar last night for dinner. www.winkinglizard.com for those of you who care.

Anyway, we had a bit to drink (he much more than I) and then left for home. Of course alcohol makes chim horny, so he started to initiate intercourse.

While "working it", he finishes, then pretty much collapses. Not 1 minute later, he is snoring away, still inside.

About a half hour later he comes to and didn't even realize he "finished". :fly:

Has any lover ever done that to you, ladies? Gentleman, have you ever passed out from sex still inside your lady of the night?

[HydroSqueegee]

... no. :wtf:

[Sarcasmo]

Wait, you're gay?

[b_sinning]

I had to go to a party at my wife's work the other day. Her young assistant is gay. A few of us we're sitting outside and he asked us if we thought another guy that was standing where we could see him was gay. He said he was upstairs talking to the guy and the guy said "I'm not gay but I don't have a problem with another guy sucking my dick.". We all turned and looked at the assistant and said he must be the worst gay guy ever if he couldn't tell that was a come on. I explained as a straight guy not only have I never said anything like that but a thought like that has never crossed my mind. I also had to explain that he should never hook up with anyone that said that because it shows that they are stingy if they won't do it back.

And yes I've passed out on a girl before.

[ERage]

Does it count if the girl was passed out when I initiated intercourse with her? :shady:

[April40]

Does it count if the girl was passed out when I initiated intercourse with her? :shady:

Chloroform!

[w_a_w]

yeah, I've passed out during and after before...a couple times she even finished when it was during

[b_sinning]

But he still can't figure out why they broke up.

[SRC]

Dude ... That's how you tell you just had some killer sex.

[dbzeag]

Dude ... That's how you tell you just had some killer sex.

When you forgot you even had it? :fly:

[JPatrick]

No, but I fell asleep while pooping once.

[SRC]

When you forgot you even had it? :fly:

Well that's just alcohol for you :lol:.

[w_a_w]

But he still can't figure out why they broke up.

if that was directed at me there were a number of reasons with the primary one being the loss of a baby under life threatening conditions...that can put quite a strain on things

[dbzeag]

if that was directed at me there were a number of reasons with the primary one being the loss of a baby under life threatening conditions...that can put quite a strain on things

So you fucked and got so bored you fell asleep on a woman that had just lost her baby?

You, sir, are fucking awesome!!

[w_a_w]

So you fucked and got so bored you fell asleep on a woman that had just lost her baby?

You, sir, are fucking awesome!!

not quite...it happened a couple times years prior and we were both shit housed

[SRC]

So you fucked and got so bored you fell asleep on a woman that had just lost her baby?


it's not exactly boredom that makes this happen. It's usually a mixture of alcohol catching up with you ... and/or getting off so hard that you just expend every ounce of energy you had .. and your brain shuts off :lol:. (I actually enjoy this effect LOL .. then you wake up and do it again, and sleeptil 3pm). :lol:.

I've never passed out from alcohol, and I usually remember everything the next day (no matter how much I drink) .. but I know it affects a lot of people's memory bank.

[b_sinning]

Dude ... That's how you tell you just had some killer sex.

Or that something boring was playing on tv.



w_a_w you know I was joking with you. You know I'm envious of you.

[SRC]

Or that something boring was playing on tv.
.

If you were actually watching the tv while having sex .. there in lies your problem #1.

If you can't ignore the TV during sex ... oh bruther :lol:.

[BeerAd]

Muahahahhahahaha. To this day I am still not sure but I am pretty sure I did at shawns house. All I remember is starting, about 45 minutes of it and then waking up next to her. I woke up an hour or two later and went immediately back into it like nothing happened. It didnt hit me that hours had past until I realized that I had to wake her up to restart. haha

To this day though I am not sure if it was just 2 rounds or if I passed out during the first.

[b_sinning]

If you were actually watching the tv while having sex .. there in lies your problem #1.

If you can't ignore the TV during sex ... oh bruther :lol:.


I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.

[w_a_w]

Or that something boring was playing on tv.



w_a_w you know I was joking with you. You know I'm envious of you.

<3

[Nyx]

Um, nooooo.

[BeerAd]

I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.

Worst thing I did was having a beer in my hand during and resting it on her back, when it ran out I got up like nothing was happening and grabbed another beer outta the fridge.

[SRC]

I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.

Tv is not drugs. :lol:

Tv watching during sex (if I ever catch them) would = immediate stop and me going to sleep .. and they wouldn't get any for the week following. My retort would be .. "piss off, just go watch tv asshole".

I haven't had this happen yet .. but I can assure you , he would regret it :lol:.

[Dharma1521]

I don't think I've ever used the term lover seriously.

[w_a_w]

I don't think I've ever used the term lover seriously.

truth...it reminds me of sprockets for some reason
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MXgJThe_kpE

[BeerAd]

I don't think I've ever used the term lover seriously.

Lover, stalker, same thing right?

[SRC]

window lover

[w_a_w]

window lover

do you mean louvre? :p

I don't think FG is here so I'm filling in

[b_sinning]

I wouldn't even think of trying to watch tv during sex. I'd just bust myself out by yelling "No Whammy!"

[Dharma1521]

Lover, stalker, same thing right?

Not really because you wouldn't be my lover you would be my vicitim. I would tell you when but I really like the spontaneous aspect of our one sided relationship.

Rape you later ;)

[dbzeag]

Not really because you wouldn't be my lover you would be my vicitim. I would tell you when but I really like the spontaneous aspect of our one sided relationship.

Rape you later ;)

Your relationship is so lovey dovey it makes me sick. And I am the one that had a leaky mangina this morning.

ewww.

[Dharma1521]

Your relationship is so lovey dovey it makes me sick. And I am the one that had a leaky mangina this morning.

ewww.


hahaha its funny b/c i've only met BeeRad once.

stalk stalk

[dbzeag]

hahaha its funny b/c i've only met BeeRad once.

stalk stalk

I have never met either of you :(

Boo for being 1500 miles north of all the action :(

[BeerAd]

hahaha its funny b/c i've only met BeeRad once.

stalk stalk

Speaking of which, when are we humpin? :beatit:

[BeerAd]

I have never met either of you :(

Boo for being 1500 miles north of all the action :(

Oh when the action gets hot you are so invited, just do me a favor and "act" like your staring at her.

[Dharma1521]

Speaking of which, when are we humpin? :beatit:

oh please we both know that would kill this.

[BeerAd]

oh please we both know that would kill this.

So true.

Herpes + Crabs = Instant death

[mikey]

winking lizard has some of the most awesomest wings ever and an awesome beer selection :drool:

[BeerAd]

Yup, mikeys drunk

[mikey]

Yup, mikeys drunk

not really, i just woke up

[Sarcasmo]

Outside of moist, lover is the worst word ever.

[April40]

Outside of moist, lover is the worst word ever.

Queef

[elpmis]

Well according to a recent voicemail let in my inbox, fly can't even get it up when he's drunk, he has to "resort to jerking my limp dick off all over my girlfriend"

awesome.

[dbzeag]

Yup, mikeys drunk

Definitely because WL wings aren't that good :shrug:

[dbzeag]

not really, i just woke up


:confused:
You don't sleep.

[dbzeag]

Well according to a recent voicemail let in my inbox, fly can't even get it up when he's drunk, he has to "resort to jerking my limp dick off all over my girlfriend"

awesome.

You have to have the most interesting voice mail box in existance. I think you need to make a thread devoted to it with live recordings.

:heart:


and send pictures of your hotness sans clothing to my inbox

[SRC]

:confused:
You don't sleep.

oh ... don't let him fool you :lol:

[dbzeag]

oh ... don't let him fool you :lol:

This is true. He did sleep in my back seat of my car. ;)

:drool:

[SRC]

This is true. He did sleep in my back seat of my car. ;)

:drool:

I'll see your backseat .. and raise you .. my bed :fly:. :heart:

[Dream]

I fell asleep during sex once. I woke myself up snoring.
Funny thing was, my guy at the time had stopped "Doing it" to see if I would wake back up, while he was still on top of me and inside of me, and he fell asleep too. :D

We laughed really hard about that the next morning.

[dbzeag]

I fell asleep during sex once. I woke myself up snoring.
Funny thing was, my guy at the time had stopped "Doing it" to see if I would wake back up, while he was still on top of me and inside of me, and he fell asleep too. :D

We laughed really hard about that the next morning.

And then you dumped him :(

[Onnotangu]

I can't mix weed and sex. it becomes ultra sensitive and explode within seconds.

needless to say she was disssapointed but when I drink or she drank..it was an all night festival of lust.

[Dream]

And then you dumped him :(

I dumped him a couple of years later. I am not that cold hearted... :heart:

[Sp`ange]

I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.

you, sir, are the man. [/high_five]

Tv is not drugs. :lol:

Tv watching during sex (if I ever catch them) would = immediate stop and me going to sleep .. and they wouldn't get any for the week following. My retort would be .. "piss off, just go watch tv asshole".

I haven't had this happen yet .. but I can assure you , he would regret it :lol:.

what if it is a porno?

[SRC]

I'd still be quite mad if they were more interested in the tv. :lol: I'd let them finish with who they were watching, since they were obviously more entertaining lol.

[CletusJones]

I've done that a bunch of times. I'm usually on the bottom when it happens though, apparently I'll even finish if she keeps going. :fly:

The worst one was when I fell asleep while she was riding my face. I still don't have any idea how that happened. I was all into it and then suddenly I was snoring.

[Dharma1521]

I'd still be quite mad if they were more interested in the tv. :lol: I'd let them finish with who they were watching, since they were obviously more entertaining lol.

I think I am guilty of this. I have a short attention span, I can be interested in the sex for about 20-30 minutes then I'm done.

That reminds me I need a TV for the bedroom . . . . :fly:

[SRC]

I think I am guilty of this. I have a short attention span, I can be interested in the sex for about 20-30 minutes then I'm done.



That's when you change positions every 15 min then .. keeps you focused and awake. 30 min is a quickie IMO.

[dbzeag]

That's when you change positions every 15 min then .. keeps you focused and awake. 30 min is a quickie IMO.

I lifted chim's kilt before he went to work one day. 2 mins and 13 secs later, he was collapsed on the bed in exaustion wishing he didn't have to go to work :fly:

[April40]

I lifted chim's kilt before he went to work one day. 2 mins and 13 secs later, he was collapsed on the bed in exaustion wishing he didn't have to go to work :fly:

That's hot.

[Onnotangu]

I lifted chim's kilt before he went to work one day. 2 mins and 13 secs later, he was collapsed on the bed in exaustion wishing he didn't have to go to work :fly:remind me to never go gay around you. lusty twink.:fly:

[SRC]

I lifted chim's kilt before he went to work one day. 2 mins and 13 secs later, he was collapsed on the bed in exaustion wishing he didn't have to go to work :fly:

let me re-phrase .. anything up to 30 min is a quickie :lol:

[April40]

let me re-phrase .. anything up to 30 min is a quickie :lol:

30 min is a long time to me... and I love sex. :hs:

[Dharma1521]

30 min is a long time to me... and I love sex. :hs:

I'm telling ya, I'm good up to the 30 minute mark. Then I get bored.

[SRC]

all I have to say is .... I :heart: my BF :lol:

[w_a_w]

30 min is a long time to me... and I love sex. :hs:

30 minutes is but an hors d'oeuvre

[Dharma1521]

30 minutes is but an hors d'oeuvre

I'm not talking about forplay, I'm talking from insertion on.

[SRC]

foreplay doesn't count .. that's like saying batting practice counts towards game time :lol:

[Dharma1521]

foreplay doesn't count .. that's like saying batting practice counts towards game time :lol:

I just don't get it man.

[April40]

I'm not talking about forplay, I'm talking from insertion on.

That's what I'm talking about too.

[mikey]

I miss all the good conversations when I am not around during the day.

[CletusJones]

I miss all the good conversations when I am not around during the day.
me too :mad:

[kiwi]

I miss all the good conversations when I am not around during the day.

This conversation is still going on. Feel free to add your opinions of SRC as a lover. I need to know all about her sekrets before she and April and I have a threesome.

[April40]

This conversation is still going on. Feel free to add your opinions of SRC as a lover. I need to know all about her sekrets before she and April and I have a threesome.

This ball is rolling!

[SRC]

Will this last longer than 30 min :fly:

[Ryokurin]

30 min is a long time to me... and I love sex. :hs:

Learn more techniques, or at least he should. I would think 30 mins is the minimum. But then again, its not like I have a load of experience, not saying that you get around or anything, but you have more than I do, and I doubt most of that wasn't a fluke like mines has been.

[April40]

Learn more techniques, or at least he should. I would think 30 mins is the minimum. But then again, its not like I have a load of experience, not saying that you get around or anything, but you have more than I do, and I doubt most of that wasn't a fluke like mines has been.

With foreplay included it's longer than 30min. I get off fast so it's not like I need all the time in the world. :hs:

[SRC]

I do to, but I also can get off a lot. So I like to keep going. And even if I can't get off more than a couple times .. I still just like the way it feels. But you know .. that's me (and others obviously) .. if it isn't for you .. it just isn't. Everyone is different :).

[April40]

I'm just a man in bed. :( Wam bam thank you ma'am.

[dbzeag]

I'm just a man in bed. :( Wam bam thank you ma'am.

That's hot. Same with me, but more because I don't like sex all that much.

:shrug:

[April40]

That's hot. Same with me, but more because I don't like sex all that much.

:shrug:

Oh no, I love it. I go for it every chance I get. :)

[SRC]

I'm just a man in bed. :( Wam bam thank you ma'am.

lol I know lot's of people who are like that, and I don't think it is out of the "norm" persay. It's prolly just me :lol:.

I'm just glad my man isn't a wham bam thank you ma'am, roll over and go to sleep kinda guy :fly:.

[dbzeag]

lol I know lot's of people who are like that, and I don't think it is out of the "norm" persay. It's prolly just me :lol:.

I'm just glad my man isn't a wham bam thank you ma'am, roll over and go to sleep kinda guy :fly:.

Of course he isn't. He doesn't sleep.

[SRC]

Of course he isn't. He doesn't sleep.

he does when I am done with him :fly:

[dbzeag]

he does when I am done with him :fly:

pics or shens

[SRC]

I'll see him Saturday .. I'll see what I can work up ;) :fly: :shh:

[Sp`ange]

I'll see him Saturday .. I'll see what I can work up ;) :fly: :shh:

you best come and visit. :heart:

[Thorn Bird]

I'm just a man in bed. :( Wam bam thank you ma'am.

doesn't usually take me any time either. i think you and i should take a roll in the hay together. :hi2u:

[Sp`ange]

doesn't usually take me any time either. i think you and i should take a roll in the hay together. :hi2u:

It's all about the deep stroke. If April would like to roll in our hay, that would be perfectly fine. I'll get the camera out and show her my tripod.

[April40]

It's all about the deep stroke. If April would like to roll in our hay, that would be perfectly fine. I'll get the camera out and show her my tripod.

:lol: Talk dirty camera talk and I'm in.

[Thorn Bird]

:lol: Talk dirty camera talk and I'm in.

:lol: