BLOG TIME!!! Whatsup in Inlines life

[inline4]

Lets recap the fun that Justin has been having over the past week.

1. the jazz dancer is obsessing over me. I don't want to deal with it so I don't.. its not like we dated EVER. So she sobs to Mark when he goes and drinks there. Apparently she stays up at night thinking about me.. WTF
2. Although the Manager at the coffee house has a boyfriend, one of the employees THREW herself at me. I quote, "I know your leaving soon, and I want to make sure you remember me"
3. #2 was initiated by Employee # 3 (Soan, I think that's how its spelled) who, not 10 minutes ago did the EXACT same thing. I'll quote,
Her: Why you fronten??
Me : Excuse me, fronten how?
Her: I just wanna fuck
Me : What about your boy you're living with
Her: He wouldn't give it up last night, whatsup, you gonna keep fronten or what.
Me : *thinking this chick is nuts, as determined in previous conversations with her* We'll see
Her: Yeah, my breaks at 3, whatsup!?!
Me : *laughing and smiling and avoiding*

These confrontations we'll call them have lead me to wonder if Goodyear or Michelin makes rubber strong enough to protect me, however I don't think they've entered the market as of yet. All of these occurrences can be confirmed VIA Mark. Now then, my thought process on each.

1. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I never lead you on, I determined your a horrible lay although you are sweet, but we NEVER FREAKIN DATED!!!!
2. WOH.. uuhhmm.. I've done the single mom thing before, and NO.. besides you just stopped dating some 49 year old.. AAAGGGGHHH GOOD LORD
3. Yeah, you tell me a week ago that you and your boyfriend PHYSICALLY fight and you regularly stick razor blades to his neck while you support him and he has no job, yeah yeah.. lets fuck, cause I definitely want to get involved in that impending train wreck.. WOOHOO


Please.. For gods sake PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on?!?!?

To add on to all this, and yeah I know what the hell am I thinking right.. I hung out with Grace (high school sweetheart) last weekend. We had a great time, I was dropping her off at the her apt so I could go the airport and we kissed a few times. We are hanging out this weekend I think. UUHH.. How did that happen again!??!

Apparently, on Tuesday night I was running around asking women to marry me. It was while we were waiting for the elephants to walk by on 34th street. Yes they were real elephants, yes I was ABSOLUTELY hammered and yes I vaguely remember it.

So... what say yoU!?

[BeerAd]

I dont think I have or will ever sleep with a woman who uses the word "frontin"

[Dharma1521]

I dont think I have or will ever sleep with a woman who uses the word "frontin"

frontin

[BeerAd]

frontin

Dam there goes that

[Dharma1521]

Dam there goes that

BWHAHAHAH Can i talk about my period now? Cause I know you said thats a big no no as well.

[inline4]

Dam there goes that

You screwed that up, and she gives the best ear this side of the mississippi.

:drool:

[SRC]

Personally, I would find somewhere else to consume caffinated beverages.

Women who just come up and ask for sex, after saying "whatsup" and "frontin" .. would worry me :lol:.

[inline4]

Personally, I would find somewhere else to consume caffinated beverages.

Women who just come up and ask for sex, after saying "whatsup" and "frontin" .. would worry me :lol:.


But the coffee is awesome. I play it off as a joke and that seems to work so far.

[HydroSqueegee]

inline4 HERPES!

[inline4]

inline4 HERPES!

Are you warning me of the possibility or suggesting i have them already??

:P

[BeerAd]

BWHAHAHAH Can i talk about my period now? Cause I know you said thats a big no no as well.

Sure as long as I can explain in full detail the brown mess that comes from my anus.

[SRC]

Sure as long as I can explain in full detail the brown mess that comes from my anus.

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-405876095_9d7ea267ae.t.jpg

[HydroSqueegee]

Are you warning me of the possibility or suggesting i have them already??

:P

possibility

i say just get all 3 of them to agree to get together with you at the same time at some motel. If none agree, nothing lost. If all agree... an epic tale to tell the grandkids.

[HydroSqueegee]

Sure as long as I can explain in full detail the brown mess that comes from my anus.

no one wants to hear about the time Bill Cosby offered you a pudding pop.

[dbzeag]

I dont think I have or will ever sleep with a woman who uses words

fixd for me

[dbzeag]

Why are you telling us these stories? In hopes that you throw us off the trail that you are indeed gay? Why else would anyone brag about female craziness in bed so often?

:confused:

PS - If you are gay, you have my number :drool:

[inline4]

possibility

i say just get all 3 of them to agree to get together with you at the same time at some motel. If none agree, nothing lost. If all agree... an epic tale to tell the grandkids.

Two are pretty much a gaurantee, but at what price. The third, well.. I'm going to avoid that attachment possibility. Besides that i have a feeling she would just sit there with this "Dear in the headlights look" then i'd have to kick her out for attempting to spoil the moment. I mean, if it happened i can only assume that whatever i contracted would kill me in a matter of days.

[dbzeag]

The question is, are you man enough to bang three crazy broads simultaneously?

[kiwi]

They all want to have sex with you so you'll impregnate them and have to pay them child support.

[inline4]

The question is, are you man enough to bang three crazy broads simultaneously?

Sorry to say I'm not "man" enough to bang one crazy broad. Sex complicates things.. Crazy broads complicate things..
1+1 = BAD SITUATION FOR INLINE

They all want to have sex with you so you'll impregnate them and have to pay them child support.

They want cars and apartments.. not impregnation.

[Dharma1521]

They all want to have sex with you so you'll impregnate them and have to pay them child support.

I ain't saying she's a gold digga . . .

[April40]

Wow.

[inline4]

Wow.

:heart: i was wondering when you were going to chime in.

[April40]

:heart: i was wondering when you were going to chime in.

I was trying to muster up some words.

[FlamingGlory]

Have you ever thought of telling someone to fuck off. It's easy, you look them right in the eye and say 'Fuck off.' You dont smile or nervously avoid. You Just let them finish what they are saying and say 'Fuck off'. It's not really that hard. No one is making you talk to them or acknowledge their presence. Just make like they dont exist and the problem will go away. You are like some kind of woman who cant just flat out say 'No.' You are negotiating and leaving 'hints.' All you have to do is say 'Shutup' and walk away, there is no room for conversation.

Also I don't know where the hell you're from but the only people who talk about women so much are jocks and closet gays.

[April40]

Have you ever thought of telling someone to fuck off. It's easy, you look them right in the eye and say 'Fuck off.' You dont smile or nervously avoid. You Just let them finish what they are saying and say 'Fuck off'. It's not really that hard. No one is making you talk to them or acknowledge their presence. Just make like they dont exist and the problem will go away. You are like some kind of woman who cant just flat out say 'No.' You are negotiating and leaving 'hints.' All you have to do is say 'Shutup' and walk away, there is no room for conversation.

Also I don't know where the hell you're from but the only people who talk about women so much are jocks and closet gays.

...and this is why FG does not have friends.

[SRC]

Well .. now you know .. the rest, of the story. :lol:.

[FlamingGlory]

...and this is why FG does not have friends.
It's lonely at the top.

[ERage]

Have you ever thought of telling someone to fuck off. It's easy, you look them right in the eye and say 'Fuck off.' You dont smile or nervously avoid. You Just let them finish what they are saying and say 'Fuck off'. It's not really that hard. No one is making you talk to them or acknowledge their presence. Just make like they dont exist and the problem will go away. You are like some kind of woman who cant just flat out say 'No.' You are negotiating and leaving 'hints.' All you have to do is say 'Shutup' and walk away, there is no room for conversation.

Also I don't know where the hell you're from but the only people who talk about women so much are jocks and closet gays.

Why all the words? Just tell inline to "Fuck off" and be done with it. We lead by example. :fly:

[Sarcasmo]

...and this is why FG does not have friends.

It's shallow to dilute your opinions or beliefs for the sake of sensitivity.

[Dream]

Maybe I am really, really old...or too engrossed in work, but WTF does "fronten" mean?

[April40]

Maybe I am really, really old...or too engrossed in work, but WTF does "fronten" mean?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frontin

I had to look it up. :hs:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-405876095_9d7ea267ae.t.jpg

:lol: This cracked me up for whatever reason...

[eileenbunny]

Have you ever thought of telling someone to fuck off. It's easy, you look them right in the eye and say 'Fuck off.' You dont smile or nervously avoid. You Just let them finish what they are saying and say 'Fuck off'. It's not really that hard. No one is making you talk to them or acknowledge their presence. Just make like they dont exist and the problem will go away. You are like some kind of woman who cant just flat out say 'No.' You are negotiating and leaving 'hints.' All you have to do is say 'Shutup' and walk away, there is no room for conversation.

Also I don't know where the hell you're from but the only people who talk about women so much are jocks and closet gays.

'No thank you, I'm not interested' or 'I'm flattered, but I'm currently pursuing other opportunities right now' both work too and aren't nearly as rude.

[FlamingGlory]

'No thank you, I'm not interested' or 'I'm flattered, but I'm currently pursuing other opportunities right now' both work too and aren't nearly as rude.

Both these are negotiable. Women are particularly bad about it. Like working in sales: People say 'Im not interested', 'Im not looking', 'No thanks', as a standard response. All you have to do is make some shit up like 'Well, it's your loss if you dont want to hear about it' or 'but Miss if youd just stop I'm sure youd like to look' etc. It's BS. In Inline's situation the other people obviously want something from from him, without regard as to how he feels about it ( :lol: ). That is fucking rude, there is no reason to give them any room.

Sarcasmo said it best:

It's shallow to dilute your opinions or beliefs for the sake of sensitivity.

[Bubbles]

Maybe I am really, really old...or too engrossed in work, but WTF does "fronten" mean?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frontin

I had to look it up.

sorry girls, but this is feching funny :lol:

[eileenbunny]

Both these are negotiable. Women are particularly bad about it. Like working in sales: People say 'Im not interested', 'Im not looking', 'No thanks', as a standard response. All you have to do is make some shit up like 'Well, it's your loss if you dont want to hear about it' or 'but Miss if youd just stop I'm sure youd like to look' etc. It's BS. In Inline's situation the other people obviously want something from from him, without regard as to how he feels about it ( :lol: ). That is fucking rude, there is no reason to give them any room.

Sarcasmo said it best:

How is it shallow to be polite and consider other people's feelings?

[SRC]

Now you know how girls feel.

Guys usually don't know how to accept being told "no" after they ask a chik out. It's like they think when we say no, that in some weird way we actually mean "well, I'm going to play a game with you, and say no, but if you ask me 1400 more times .. I will probabaly say yes".

Am I the only one who finds it kinda funny that it's happening to a guy. :lol:

[FlamingGlory]

How is it shallow to be polite and consider other people's feelings?
It is shallow to be false. It is not rude to be honest. You cant trust false people, no matter the reason they are false. The overreaching theme I'm going for here is: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE POLITE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING RUDE TO YOU?

There is no reason to lie. Ever. You are mistaking rudeness with polite formality. As does almost everyone. There is never a reason to tell a 'white lie', you can just keep your mouth closed if there is nothing good to say and you dont want to be 'rude'. Why say 'No thanks' when you aren't thankful? Why 'I'm flattered, but I'm currently pursuing other opportunities right now'? When it is really just them you have a problem with.

This reminds me of a girl I worked with over the winter who had some creepy stalker guy she wouldnt tell to go away but bitched about constantly. I only saw him once, and after 5 minutes of watching her walk in circles trying to avoid him, I told him to leave because he was bothering people and if he didnt I'd call the cops. Pretty much that, word for word. Never saw him again.

You'd call that rude as well. :rolleyes: There is no reason to be false for the sake of some idiotic goal of 'not hurting someone's feelings'.

[eileenbunny]

How is it shallow to be polite and consider other people's feelings?

It is shallow to be false. It is not rude to be honest. You cant trust false people, no matter the reason they are false. The overreaching theme I'm going for here is: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE POLITE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING RUDE TO YOU?

There is nothing wrong with being honest, but putting it in a nicer package. I'm not one to buy into the eye for an eye type of thing. The reason I try to be polite to people regardless of how they are treating me is because I'm better than that, I have more self-esteem than that, and I like being nice to people. It simply makes me feel better about myself. Since you are talking in opinions based on your morals here, I assume it's okay for me to talk about my morals and values here. I usually consider people who are rude for most any reason to be miserable people that deserve my pity. Also, it's been my experience that you catch more flys with honey.

There is no reason to lie. Ever. You are mistaking rudeness with polite formality. As does almost everyone. There is never a reason to tell a 'white lie', you can just keep your mouth closed if there is nothing good to say and you dont want to be 'rude'. Why say 'No thanks' when you aren't thankful? Why 'I'm flattered, but I'm currently pursuing other opportunities right now'? When it is really just them you have a problem with.

Surely in all of human history there has been at least one good reason to lie. Also, I don't think I'm mistaking rudeness with polite formality at all. I certainly know the difference between the two. In fact, I don't even understand the comment. Your original suggestion was "you look them right in the eye and say 'Fuck off.' " I know that is rude and I know that is not polite formality. What am I confused about? It is also not keeping your mouth closed.

Who's to say Inline wasn't thankful? He didn't mention not being thankful. He seems frustrated and irritated at best, but not thankful? I have no idea. I'm usually pretty flattered if someone says they'd like to have sex with me or go out with me or whatever even if I'm not interested in them. The funny thing is, I think most people are flattered in this situation. It's not lying if you are actually flattered that they asked. You simply assumed that nobody was flattered or thankful here. Whatever, the point I was making was that there are always ways to say things in a nicer fashion than the one you suggested. Firmly stating that you aren't interested in a kind way is IMO way better than "fuck off".

This reminds me of a girl I worked with over the winter who had some creepy stalker guy she wouldnt tell to go away but bitched about constantly. I only saw him once, and after 5 minutes of watching her walk in circles trying to avoid him, I told him to leave because he was bothering people and if he didnt I'd call the cops. Pretty much that, word for word. Never saw him again.

You'd call that rude as well. :rolleyes: There is no reason to be false for the sake of some idiotic goal of 'not hurting someone's feelings'.

It sounds to me like the girl didn't say anything at all, which I'm not advocating. Inline's closest situation to this has to do with the girl who is devastated over what sounds like was a one-night-stand kind of situation and lousy sex at that. Perhaps she deserves the "I'm sorry you misunderstood the situation, but I'm not interested" talk and then the brush off. I recommend he just doesn't talk to her anymore.

This is why you have no friends though. You have no people skills. Perhaps you have no feelings or have them buried so deep in that cold little heart of yours you can't possibly understand how a normal human being thinks about things. I don't know what your issue is, but I think you will learn a lot if you stop and put yourself in other people's shoes for a little while. Try and think about how other people might react to a situation. Right now you seem pretty selfish and that will not get you as far as you might think in life.

[Dream]

sorry girls, but this is feching funny :lol:

Heh! Like I said before I am either really old, engrossed in work...or maybe I live a sheltered life? :D

Thanks for the link April23. I appreciate your help in educating me and opening my eyes to the rest of the world.

[FlamingGlory]

This is why you have no friends though. You have no people skills. Perhaps you have no feelings or have them buried so deep in that cold little heart of yours you can't possibly understand how a normal human being thinks about things. I don't know what your issue is, but I think you will learn a lot if you stop and put yourself in other people's shoes for a little while. Try and think about how other people might react to a situation. Right now you seem pretty selfish and that will not get you as far as you might think in life.
I'm just going to skip to the part where I stopped skimming. Now I dont even care about the subject at hand but you think you can make assumptions about people you have never even met? :lol:

Am I supposed to start crying now and OMG I AM SO ALONE? You obviously know -everything- so there is no point in even talking to you. This (in the highlighted) is called prejudice.

[eileenbunny]

I'm just going to skip to the part where I stopped skimming. Now I dont even care about the subject at hand but you think you can make assumptions about people you have never even met? :lol:

Am I supposed to start crying now and OMG I AM SO ALONE? You obviously know -everything- so there is no point in even talking to you. This (in the highlighted) is called prejudice.

I don't expect you to cry at all. In fact, I don't expect you to care about my opinion of you at all. You make assumptions about other people all the time. You also go around with an "I know everything" attitude. Why can't I? Guess I hit a nerve. Sorry.

[b_sinning]

inline is dating kryptonite. Woman go out with him and either starts dying inside by the time dinner arrives or they react like he's red kryptonite and start acting crazy in new and odd ways.

Inline I have to be jealious.

My wife is seperating from me with my son in a few more weeks if she doesn't just change her mind and go ahead with divorce. Last night she was 99.99% divorce. Seems the new medicing my doc put me on has had me stuck in manic for a week. I've been doing a decent job hiding that from her figuring I'm go back the doctor's office Monday and it was really helping me get tons of work done. Then something random put me in overdrive for a few minutes last night and now she thinks I'm psychotic. I'd really like to beat the stat I saw the other day saying bi-polar people have a 90% divorce rate.

[FlamingGlory]

I don't expect you to cry at all. In fact, I don't expect you to care about my opinion of you at all. You make assumptions about other people all the time. You also go around with an "I know everything" attitude. Why can't I? Guess I hit a nerve. Sorry.
GG contradiction. If you'd lay off the weed long enough to reread before hitting submit you could avoid these problems.

[April40]

inline is dating kryptonite. Woman go out with him and either starts dying inside by the time dinner arrives or they react like he's red kryptonite and start acting crazy in new and odd ways.

Inline I have to be jealious.

My wife is seperating from me with my son in a few more weeks if she doesn't just change her mind and go ahead with divorce. Last night she was 99.99% divorce. Seems the new medicing my doc put me on has had me stuck in manic for a week. I've been doing a decent job hiding that from her figuring I'm go back the doctor's office Monday and it was really helping me get tons of work done. Then something random put me in overdrive for a few minutes last night and now she thinks I'm psychotic. I'd really like to beat the stat I saw the other day saying bi-polar people have a 90% divorce rate.

:heart: You can do it.

[eileenbunny]

GG contradiction. If you'd lay off the weed long enough to reread before hitting submit you could avoid these problems.

If I do that I'll get blood in my THC stream and then reality might set in. I can't handle that. Look man, I'm sorry if I offended you. I was out of line. As far as the topic at hand (inline's dating woes) I suppose we are going to have to agree to disagree. I like being nice and you take a more straightforward approach. You and I rub each other the wrong way. That is obvious.

[FlamingGlory]

If I do that I'll get blood in my THC stream and then reality might set in. I can't handle that. Look man, I'm sorry if I offended you. I was out of line. As far as the topic at hand (inline's dating woes) I suppose we are going to have to agree to disagree. I like being nice and you take a more straightforward approach. You and I rub each other the wrong way. That is obvious.
No apology is required, just carry on like nothing happened :P :heart:

[SRC]

You have 2 options in life when dealing with someone doing something you don't particularly agree with or like.

You can be honest 2 ways.

You can be brutally honest, upsetting the person and possibly ruin the person's self esteem in the process.

or

You can find a tactful, assertive way to get your point across.

Neither option is exactly wrong or right.

It's that simple. It all just comes down to what type person you are.

[inline4]

I appreciate everyones oppinion, i do. Flaming, i appreciate your ability to tell it like it is, i'm not that balsy and i hate the idea of making someone uncomfortable or upset. To explain how I'M handling this.

1. i see her every now and again at the bar, and i still say hi and i give her a hug, and i go about my day. In my opinion she screwed up, and so did i, but she didn't play it the right way AT ALL. If you think something is happening, express it. There were no signs to us "Dating". I'm sorry i hurt her feelings, or upset her but it was for the most part a misunderstanding and going back to explain myself now would make it worse. It will pass, and if it doesn't.. well i don't live here.

2 & 3 - i liket his coffee shop and i can brush off what they throw out as being playful, or just bullshit and thats what i do. No harm, no foul and everyones happy.

Eileen, i'm very much like you, i can't be as brash as flaming, but without people like him in the world we would never have wars, or crime or evil in general and that would destroy our society. :(

I dont' want our society destroyed!! Do YOU? Can you imagine if everyone was as nice as you and me? can you imagine the forum!??!?! Fly would make the sign at teh top a daisy or something and everyone would turn GAY.

:heart:

[April40]

So inline... did you pick up a cuet skirt from that Guess sale?

[Dharma1521]

Woman go out with him and either starts dying inside by the time dinner arrives or they react like he's red kryptonite and start acting crazy in new and odd ways.


I laughed hard. I'm sorry Inline.

[inline4]

I laughed hard. I'm sorry Inline.

Thats ok, it seems accurate. I'm doomed to be alone and miserable for the rest of my life. Now i know why guys buy corvettes..


:heart: WAW

[dbzeag]

Thats ok, it seems accurate. I'm doomed to be alone and miserable for the rest of my life. Now i know why guys buy corvettes..


:heart: WAW

You can't be alone when you have women (and men) throwing themselves on you. You just have all of the attention without all of that relationship baggage. I think you are living pretty much everyone's dream. :fly:

:heart:

[Dharma1521]

Thats ok, it seems accurate. I'm doomed to be alone and miserable for the rest of my life. Now i know why guys buy corvettes..


:heart: WAW

As opposed to Miatas?