I had a zit in my ear this morning...

[elpmis]

A fucking big one at that.

I pop'd it with a q-tip..

[JPatrick]

o rly?

[elpmis]

o rly?yep, right inside my ear

[elpmis]

this thread is full of chatter

[DirkPhoenix]

Well now it's starting to feel like home again!

[ChikkenNoodul]

Did you harvest the juices?

[elpmis]

Did you harvest the juices?is that deer park water you're drinking?
:shady:

[elpmis]

Well now it's starting to feel like home again!hold on a second while I fire up my webcam!

[ChikkenNoodul]

DEER PARK that's good wa....er...pus!

[ChikkenNoodul]

hold on a second while I fire up my webcam!:lol: :keekles: :tard: :gay:

[elpmis]

DEER PARK that's good wa....er...pus!I wouldn't have gotten this zit if fly hadn't been dirty dicken' my ear canal while I slept!

[Fat Burger]

I haven't had a zit in years.


*The above statement may or may not contain certain fabrications.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Speaking of fabric, how's the textile futures today?

[elpmis]

I haven't had a zit in years.


*The above statement may or may not contain certain fabrications.pics

[smileynev]

I get them on my back, about the size of a quarter. I usually pop them and then drip the juices into a can. Once I fill a can, I seal it and let it sit for 1 year.

[DirkPhoenix]

I get them on my back, about the size of a quarter. I usually pop them and then drip the juices into a can. Once I fill a can, I seal it and let it sit for 1 year.
This is great. Really.

[Fat Burger]

Speaking of fabric, how's the textile futures today?
Lycra's being stretched, cotton is mopping up, and linen remains stiffly in place.

[elpmis]

I get them on my back, about the size of a quarter. I usually pop them and then drip the juices into a can. Once I fill a can, I seal it and let it sit for 1 year.that's hot

[Fat Burger]

pics
http://www.heartboxers.com/hello.jpg

[ChikkenNoodul]

That's quite a coincidence.

'nev just sent me a can of mayo that said it was aged one year

:confused:

[Fat Burger]

How'd it taste?

[elpmis]

That's quite a coincidence.

'nev just sent me a can of mayo that said it was aged one year

:confused::rolleyes:

edit: and by that I mean beat off in it

[ChikkenNoodul]

Lycra's being stretched, cotton is mopping up, and linen remains stiffly in place.And chiffon is still up and down?

[ChikkenNoodul]

This is great. Really.:lol:

[ChikkenNoodul]

How'd it taste?Like a sweaty pickle.

[smileynev]

This is great. Really.
:fly:

[elpmis]

Useless Chatter makes Dirk bitter

[Fat Burger]

Like a sweaty pickle.
I have never had the pleasure of masticating a sweaty pickle.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Useless Chatter makes Dirk bitterActually, it's all the asparagus he eats

[ChikkenNoodul]

I have never had the pleasure of masticating a sweaty pickle.There's a place in Boston that serves them

[elpmis]

I have never had the pleasure of masticating a sweaty pickle.go to Pet Smart, lie face up on the ground, stick out your tongue, profit

[Fat Burger]

There's a place in Boston that serves them
I've heard deep fried pickles are supposed to be good, but I don't believe it.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I've heard deep fried pickles are supposed to be good, but I don't believe it.Hmm, I'll have to try those.

Deep fried Mars bars :drool:

[fly]

I wouldn't have gotten this zit if fly hadn't been dirty dicken' my ear canal while I slept!

Fuck. Did I wake you?

[Fat Burger]

Hmm, I'll have to try those.

Deep fried Mars bars :drool:

I made those for Super Bowl, but nobody liked them. My friends are ungrateful fuckers.

[F33nX1080i]

I made those for Super Bowl, but nobody liked them. My friends are ungrateful fuckers.
seriously. i mean, who wouldn't want to poison their body with the threat of arteriosclerosis?

[fly]

seriously. i mean, who wouldn't want to poison their body with the threat of arteriosclerosis?

You sure do know how to pop the funbag, huh? :p

[F33nX1080i]

You sure do know how to pop the funbag, huh? :p
as well as a few other things, yes

[Fat Burger]

My hands smell like barbecue sauce. But lunch was damn tasty.

[F33nX1080i]

what did you have?

[Fat Burger]

A chopped beef sandwich, french fries (both with plenty of spicy barbecue sauce) and Sprite.

I'm not drinking caffeine for a while :(

[smileynev]

my office smells like my lunch...:(

[Fat Burger]

My cubicle smells like the lunch of the guy next to me. Or what's left of it after it was "processed" :mad:

[smileynev]

My cubicle smells like the lunch of the guy next to me. Or what's left of it after it was "processed" :mad:
Tell him to keep the insides of his colon to himself.

[Fat Burger]

Tell him to keep the insides of his colon to himself.
http://blogs.salon.com/0001444/images/2003/06/02/heinz%20spotted%20dick.jpg

[fly]

I had an Uncrustable for lunch and some sort of new peppered Doritios. Thanks for askin!

[Fat Burger]

Hey fly, what'd you have for lunch?

EDIT:
Fuck, beaten :eek:

EDIT2:
:shady:

[fly]

Hey fly, what'd you have for lunch?

EDIT:
Fuck, beaten :eek:

EDIT2:
:shady:

And I dunno if you've had the Uncrustables grilled cheese, but they are AWESOME.

[Fat Burger]

I have not. Enlighten me, please.

[fly]

I have not. Enlighten me, please.

http://www.smuckers.com/fg/otg/uncrustables/prod-cheese.asp?groupid=3&catid=46&prodid=455

Throw it in the microwave for 45-60 seconds and *poof* yummy goodness...

[Fat Burger]

Hmm...that does look fairly good. I'm not a huge grilled cheese fan though, and if I want I can just use my George Foreman grill to make awesome grilled cheese sandwiches.

[JPatrick]

godamn u guys are spamming fagorts

[Fat Burger]

Your mom's a spamming fagort.

[JPatrick]

Your mom's a spamming fagort.

Youve been saving that one up, havent you?

[Fat Burger]

Youve been saving that one up, havent you?
It came to me in a vision last night. It was an epiphany of brilliant insultation.

[fly]

Hmm...that does look fairly good. I'm not a huge grilled cheese fan though, and if I want I can just use my George Foreman grill to make awesome grilled cheese sandwiches.

I'd never had one made that way until recently. The bread was kinda old, but damn it was good.

[Fat Burger]

I've actually never used my George Foreman to grill a sandwich, but I'm sure I will someday. I've heard it's good.

[April40]

I'd never had one made that way until recently. The bread was kinda old, but damn it was good.



:D :drool:

As long as it isn't five days old.

[ChikkenNoodul]

You sure do know how to pop the funbag, huh? :pOuch.....

[ChikkenNoodul]

:D :drool:

As long as it isn't five days old.And kept in the trunk of a car in the Tejas heat.

[fly]

And kept in the trunk of a car in the Tejas heat.

Like an IRS man?

[ChikkenNoodul]

Like an IRS man?You should see how big they swell up.

[fly]

You should see how big they swell up.

LOL. Soak them in water first, its great.

[ChikkenNoodul]

LOL. Soak them in water first, its great.Yeah, I tried that once but got spotted and had to pretend I was trying to save him from drowing, giving him mouth to mouth and all that crap.

Good thing they didn't notice the last 3" of the louisville slugger sticking out of his ass.

[Fat Burger]

So what's the status of the zit? Can we get an update?

[fly]

I have one on the side of my nose that is killin me.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I have one on the side of my nose that is killin me.Ya gots to burn that fucker off with a cig.

[Fat Burger]

I've got one on my ass, anyone want pics?

[fly]

I've got one on my ass, anyone want pics?

Would your ass be included in the shot? :drool:

[Fat Burger]

That would be the implication, yes.