Where's all the white women at?

[shawndavid]

I get incarcerated for two weeks and this place goes to the shitter...I need a beer, a steak and some lady hair to sniff.

This thread lacks content, but, after reading Pandora's meltdown, I have little time to inject relevant info before I wash the car and leave for work.

[JPatrick]

The sheriff is near!

[Shalimar]

he's aliiiiiive!!!!!

[Candy]

I get incarcerated for two weeks and this place goes to the shitter...I need a beer, a steak and some lady hair to sniff.

This thread lacks content, but, after reading Pandora's meltdown, I have little time to inject relevant info before I wash the car and leave for work.


Shut your trap.

[Shalimar]

OMG dude, i just read your siggy..


ya know.. just not my thing.. personally..

[meno1]

Welcome back Mr. Cupid!!! I gotta see the pics! :fly:

[Shalimar]

Shut your trap.

oh my god.. this is like crack.. do you guys REALLY argue online in front of people?

[BeerAd]

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my shawny bear is back

[SemperFly]

wait wtf, why were you in the pokie for a fortnight?

[BeerAd]

sorry that was a little gay.

[mikey]

SHAWN!


I almost feel like I talked to you last night.


:heart:

[mikey]

wait wtf, why were you in the pokie for a fortnight?



lick my taint

[Sarcasmo]

This thread should be called "Irrelevant Tampa Banter". :fly:

[BeerAd]

This thread should be called "Irrelevant Tampa Banter". :fly:

But you are here and we love you.

[Candy]

oh my god.. this is like crack.. do you guys REALLY argue online in front of people?

:shifty: NO.

[JPatrick]

But you are here and we want to crap in your mouf.



Fixt for fakt.

[Pandora]

My meltdown was lotsa fun. It wasn't a buncha pictures of douchbags and dildos, but fun none the less.

[fly]

This thread should be called "Irrelevant Tampa Banter". :fly:

Irrelevant is redundant.

[Candy]

This thread should be called "Irrelevant Tampa Banter". :fly:

What up yo? Thats how Mr. Freeloading Beerad and his Tampa boyz rizoll.

[BeerAd]

My meltdown was lotsa fun. It wasn't a buncha pictures of douchbags and dildos, but fun none the less.

Yeah but Shawns reason for getting banned was just fucking hillarious.

[Sarcasmo]

What up yo? Thats how Mr. Freeloading Beerad and his Tampa boyz rizoll.

:lol:

[BeerAd]

What up yo? Thats how Mr. Freeloading Beerad and his Tampa boyz rizoll.

Word up home dog, me and the shizzle are down by the bizzle of tizzle.

wezzz dont pay noes tax thangs cuz wezz be workin da streetz

[mikey]

http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/tamm.jpg

[April40]

My meltdown was lotsa fun. It wasn't a buncha pictures of douchbags and dildos, but fun none the less.

Is everything done and over with? I'm done with the banter. :hs:

[mikey]

Is everything done and over with? I'm done with the banter. :hs:



I think she is taunting you. That was actually a thinly veiled reference to your mother's origin.

[BeerAd]

I am actually holding a giant box of ammo while calming myself in hopes that I dont have to unload.

[Candy]

I think she is taunting you. That was actually a thinly veiled reference to your mother's origin.

:lol:

[Pandora]

Is everything done and over with? I'm done with the banter. :hs:

Awww my widdle Aprilwookums. :heart: I don't remember telling you you could talk yet....


:fly:

[April40]

Awww my widdle Aprilwookums. :heart: I don't remember telling you you could talk yet....


:fly:

Careful, I will steal tiny kitty away from you.

[Shalimar]

What up yo? Thats how Mr. Freeloading Beerad and his Tampa boyz rizoll.


the tampa is strong with this one..

[Shalimar]

Irrelevant is redundant.


--From the Department of Redundancy Department

[Shalimar]

sorry that was a little gay.

The gay is strong with this one.

[Shalimar]

Word up home dog, me and the shizzle are down by the bizzle of tizzle.

wezzz dont pay noes tax thangs cuz wezz be workin da streetz


My work is done here.

[Shalimar]

Is everything done and over with? I'm done with the banter. :hs:

I, however... am not.

[Shalimar]

I am actually holding a giant box of ammo while calming myself in hopes that I dont have to unload.


Is that what they call hackin off now?

kids..

[shawndavid]

Fuck washing the car - it's too cold outside to be spraying water all over myself.

My meltdown was lotsa fun. It wasn't a buncha pictures of douchbags and dildos, but fun none the less.

good answer:cool:

[meno1]

sorry that was a little gay.

expected:heart:

[BeerAd]

Is that what they call hackin off now?

kids..

bwahahahahahha, well i didnt intend it that way but it could definately work.

[BeerAd]

expected:heart:

I miss you.




oh that was so anne heche

[InnerMuse]

the tampon is strong with this one..

fxt for laughs...


Wait, How did the Mayor get banned and whodunnit? I must have actually been working when that happened.

[Sarcasmo]

He called theac a bad name.

[mikey]

He called theac a bad name.



You're toeing the line, buddy.

[InnerMuse]

:lol: I got banned for smarting off to the BigT. I hope it wasn't filled with actual angst. :heart: If it was... Oops! :/

[Sarcasmo]

The dude Shawn is one bad mutha-

Shutcho mouth!

I'm just talkin' bout Shawn.

[InnerMuse]

The dude Shawn is one bad mutha-

Shutcho mouth!

I'm just talkin' bout Shawn.

:lol:

[shawndavid]

The dude Shawn is one bad mutha-

Shutcho mouth!

I'm just talkin' bout Shawn.

That's "Dirty Frank", a lost track from Pearl Jam's Ten (named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number) which was included on the Japanese release but not the domestic.

[shawndavid]

He called theac a bad name.

If you think douche is a bad word you'd best keep mini sarcasmo out of France.

[SemperFly]

oh i thought you were literally in jail for two weeks :lol:

[Shalimar]

i knew mookie blaylock..


mookie's a good name to give the cops when they're looking for a friend of yours.. "sheeeeit, we just knew him as mookie".. i did that once when they were lookin for Ice.. guess i just coulda said, "i only know him as 'Ice'".. hahahahahahaaaaa

[Kevlar]

The sheriff is near!

Oh boys......look what I got hea

Rape, murder, arson and rape

Wait a minute, you said rape twice

I like rape

Kinky

:lol:

[Sarcasmo]

If you think douche is a bad word you'd best keep mini sarcasmo out of France.

I remember "fag".

[Onnotangu]

someone say white women?

[FlamingGlory]

oh i thought you were literally in jail for two weeks :lol:

:lol:

[BeerAd]

I remember "fag".

I think I was the one to call him a fag.

[Shalimar]

I think I was the one to call him a fag.


not that there's anything wrong with that..

[Sarcasmo]

I think I was the one to call him a fag.

Maybe this isn't what got him banned, but I thought it was.

http://www.uselessforums.com/showpost.php?p=324506&postcount=129

[Shalimar]

Maybe this isn't what got him banned, but I thought it was.

http://www.uselessforums.com/showpost.php?p=324506&postcount=129


boy, yall serious about this thread police out here..

Shawn: please change your siggy.

and i thought you got banned for that pic in the other thread.. :wiggle:

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/imagehosting/845d78c656a2fe.jpg

[April40]

Whoa Shawn, you look like a country boy there.

[BeerAd]

Whoa Shawn, you look like a country boy there.

Or a crackhead

[mikey]

Or a crackhead

The day that pic was taken was a great day. :lol:

[shawndavid]

It was more of a continuation of the previous night.

I am pretty hairy there. That pic gives me motivation to stay on the ellipse.

[Candy]

Maybe this isn't what got him banned, but I thought it was.

http://www.uselessforums.com/showpost.php?p=324506&postcount=129


No, it was vacation pics.

[Onnotangu]

please pm all nudes to myself for clearance next time.

[Sarcasmo]

please pm all nudes to myself for clearance next time.

Sure thing.

[elpmis]

It was more of a continuation of the previous night.

I am pretty hairy there. That pic gives me motivation to stay on the ellipse.

Interesting. Personally, the pic motivates me to drape myself in the American flag and cruise through a Wendy's drive-in

[Shalimar]

Interesting. Personally, the pic motivates me to drape myself in the American flag and cruise through a Wendy's drive-in

like the minn vikings coach.. lmao.. but i think he was sans flag..

[Candy]

like the minn vikings coach.. lmao.. but i think he was sans flag..

Am I missing something? I thought the Vikings coach was black? Oh wait - he USED to be black. OMG - now I giggling thinking of Borat: "Shawn David is NOT black..."

Sorry. I need to go home now - too many hours at work. :fly:

[shawndavid]

Am I missing something? I thought the Vikings coach was black? Oh wait - he USED to be black. OMG - now I giggling thinking of Borat: "Shawn David is NOT black..."

Sorry. I need to go home now - too many hours at work. :fly:

Denny Green is not only no longer the Viking's coach he is now no longer the Card's coach. And, for the record, he still is black.

[Shalimar]

Am I missing something? I thought the Vikings coach was black? Oh wait - he USED to be black. OMG - now I giggling thinking of Borat: "Shawn David is NOT black..."

Sorry. I need to go home now - too many hours at work. :fly:

yeah, LOL at "too many hours at work".. must be nice.. hope your housekeeper didn't hide any of your isht..

[shawndavid]

yeah, LOL at "too many hours at work".. must be nice.. hope your housekeeper didn't hide any of your isht..

Not all of us have a stay at home wifey.:cool:

[Shalimar]

Not all of us have a stay at home wifey.:cool:

wow, you're out of the loop.. mama been working in HS admissions at the International Academy of Design and Technology for almost 3 weeks now.. even got a check last week!!!! she's lettin it rain on dem hoes.. haha..

but yeah.. the house is considerably messier now that she's started working.. :(

[April40]

We need a stay at home wifey.

[Candy]

yeah, LOL at "too many hours at work".. must be nice.. hope your housekeeper didn't hide any of your isht..

Still no housekeeper - I spent 3 hours last night scrubbing the bathroom and cleaning out my closet. 3 hours!

Tell Janice I said congrats. We really are out of the loop. We need to set up a play date.

[Candy]

We need a stay at home wifey.

:lol:

[meno1]

We need a stay at home wifey.

So Zac would just need to quit his job?:D

[kiwi]

We need a stay at home wifey.

I want one of those too.

[Shalimar]

Still no housekeeper - I spent 3 hours last night scrubbing the bathroom and cleaning out my closet. 3 hours!

Tell Janice I said congrats. We really are out of the loop. We need to set up a play date.


Let's get some peeps up for Wildsplash Saturday March 10 at Coachman Park. Nice mix of reggae and HH and beer and sunshine. just an idea..

think we're taking in The Rays' Fanfest this Saturday if you're supremely bored out of your skull.. it's walking distance from the crib.. early afternoon..

and TheFlo Lounge (the old Capris on ulmerton) is doing the VIP party tomr night and Grand Opening Friday night.. Gaudiosi running it.. old Coliseum/Prana/Liquid Blue owner.. Capris was nice already so i know it'll be chicdafied.. we're going wed for a few but friday prob not.. i think they're on myspace if you wanna get added to their mailing list thingy.. might be www.myspace.com/TheFloLounge but not sure.. i heard they're doing all , like, satellite radio or preprogrammed stuff.. even tho their website says they've got dj's wed-saturday.. i know gaudiosi hates paying dj's.. notorious for that isht..

[April40]

So Zac would just need to quit his job?:D

Pretty much. He wears a tennis skirt to play tennis already.

[shawndavid]

Let's get some peeps up for Wildsplash Saturday March 10 at Coachman Park. Nice mix of reggae and HH and beer and sunshine.

I think this is the only possibility what with our garage sale Saturday and the fact that we can't go out on weeknights. The only problem is we have to get Amy to use the word Canadian in lieu of black so I don't get stompdified by a group of dudes axin me what mah bitch just said. There are just SO many kids at there. It's like the mall and the Oldsmar movie theater closed and they bus them over.

[Candy]

I think this is the only possibility what with our garage sale Saturday and the fact that we can't go out on weeknights. The only problem is we have to get Amy to use the word Canadian in lieu of black so I don't get stompdified by a group of dudes axin me what mah bitch just said. There are just SO many kids at there. It's like the mall and the Oldsmar movie theater closed and they bus them over.


hahahahahahaha

[BeerAd]

I think this is the only possibility what with our garage sale Saturday and the fact that we can't go out on weeknights. The only problem is we have to get Amy to use the word Canadian in lieu of black so I don't get stompdified by a group of dudes axin me what mah bitch just said. There are just SO many kids at there. It's like the mall and the Oldsmar movie theater closed and they bus them over.

Yeah, shit yo you bess be not sayin blacks cause my home boyz will play the bass real loud in their whip outside yo crib yo.

[Shalimar]

i've been.. it's not THAT bad..

reminds me of a janice story tho the time we were in Bahasa on a monday and she's like "It's hot as Africa in here.".. shhh, honey.. shhh.. i mean, couldn't you say south america or something?!

[Sarcasmo]

Dude, more pics of Janice already. Jesus. You've been here how long now? What's the problem?

[Shalimar]

Dude, more pics of Janice already. Jesus. You've been here how long now? What's the problem?

hahaha.. dunno how to post em.. i see "upload" up there.. but still unsure how.. i can post links to my site.. but that's about it..

you funny tho..

[Sarcasmo]

hahaha.. dunno how to post em.. i see "upload" up there.. but still unsure how.. i can post links to my site.. but that's about it..

you funny tho..

LINK PLEASE

[Candy]

i've been.. it's not THAT bad..

reminds me of a janice story tho the time we were in Bahasa on a monday and she's like "It's hot as Africa in here.".. shhh, honey.. shhh.. i mean, couldn't you say south america or something?!


OMFG - I can so see her saying that too. :lol:

[w_a_w]

I was expecting this thread to be full of hot white wimmens, but nooooooooo :mad:

[Sarcasmo]

I was expecting this thread to be full of hot white wimmens, but nooooooooo :mad:

I'm working on it man. If Mingle would post some wife pics it would take off.

[BeerAd]

I was expecting this thread to be full of hot white wimmens, but nooooooooo :mad:

it cuz I be playin them bitches out and shit, they aint be round hurrr cause I bring to much game to da thrizzzead yo

[w_a_w]

it cuz I be playin them bitches out and shit, they aint be round hurrr cause I bring to much game to da thrizzzead yo

so you scared them all off? gg :mad:

[BeerAd]

so you scared them all off? gg :mad:

Nawww man I be playin em like I play spades, betta wit partna yo

[kiwi]

I was expecting this thread to be full of hot white wimmens, but nooooooooo :mad:

Wimmen don't know how to use the internet, duh.

[April40]

hahaha.. dunno how to post em.. i see "upload" up there.. but still unsure how.. i can post links to my site.. but that's about it..

you funny tho..

I may have some of her when I get on my home computer.

[BeerAd]

I may have some of her when I get on my home computer.

Me to yo, they be saved in my "hottest gansta married beotch I know" folda

[shawndavid]

i've been.. it's not THAT bad..

reminds me of a janice story tho the time we were in Bahasa on a monday and she's like "It's hot as Africa in here.".. shhh, honey.. shhh.. i mean, couldn't you say south america or something?!


That's better than what you said on the mic at Bahasa at her bday party.

Hahahahah

[BeerAd]

That's better than what you said on the mic at Bahasa at her bday party.

Hahahahah

Wait, I have heard this story and even think I was there but cant remember

[Shalimar]

hahahahahahaha

and yall make fun of dysfunk for being "old".. bwaaahahahahahahaaa

[Shalimar]

I'm working on it man. If Mingle would post some wife pics it would take off.

i just smiled out loud.. can't do it from work.. my site blocked for "sex".. d'oh!

www.MingleMixx.com in the gallery..all kinda pics.. thousands probably..

[Shalimar]

That's better than what you said on the mic at Bahasa at her bday party.

Hahahahah


i don't think i wanna hear this story..

[Shalimar]

taken from thh.com:

This a Key word of advice to you Lyricist,rappers,crew,clicks think you doing Bigshit No the shi† you"ll think you"ll doing is just what it is what you think. At the end of the day if you not Here for the taking push your shi† back and far out of my range cause I'm taking my product which is life from a the streets to the streets and streets gone listen and Making Me That Dude to watch period in any state,block or Hood you understand. And if you don't understand you will. Key word of advice If you sleep wake up cause you can't stop the street's or a product of the streets therefore DACEO YOu'll Playing I'm Not THE MIXTAPE ALBUM BEFORE THE ALBUM on Block's In TAMPA 2/23/07


dude ALWAYS posts like this.. and even the people in the HH community, with their slang'd out selves, clown dude..

[Shalimar]

i just realized i think he means da CEO.. i thought it was "Daceo".. bwaaaahahahahahaha

[shawndavid]

Wow. That dude is really bad at conveying thoughts.

[Candy]

Wow. That dude is really bad at conveying thoughts.

You're not going to tell him what he said on the mic?

[BeerAd]

taken from thh.com:

This a Key word of advice to you Lyricist,rappers,crew,clicks think you doing Bigshit No the shi† you"ll think you"ll doing is just what it is what you think. At the end of the day if you not Here for the taking push your shi† back and far out of my range cause I'm taking my product which is life from a the streets to the streets and streets gone listen and Making Me That Dude to watch period in any state,block or Hood you understand. And if you don't understand you will. Key word of advice If you sleep wake up cause you can't stop the street's or a product of the streets therefore DACEO YOu'll Playing I'm Not THE MIXTAPE ALBUM BEFORE THE ALBUM on Block's In TAMPA 2/23/07


dude ALWAYS posts like this.. and even the people in the HH community, with their slang'd out selves, clown dude..

Dear Casy or Casey or Kayce or Case or Mingle or KC,

I know this might be asking much but is there anyway possible you can hook me up with this mastermind of the verbs? From what I can tell he really has it going on with his street talk and I have to prove myself as a thug. Please let him know I would like to be his apprentice in Thugology.

Sincerely,
BeeRad Jizzy - Thug Of UF

:fly: :fly: :fly:

[shawndavid]

You're not going to tell him what he said on the mic?

It's in his PMs.

[Shalimar]

It's in his PMs.


just read it.. lol. . that's not too bad.. bec the reason was that I'd known her for a decade.. but she'd always been a friend of mine's girl.. i , in fact, used to do her roomate (now that's pimp!) .. so, that's the derivation of "I can't believe I'm marrying jaaaaanice!!!" on the mic..

[shawndavid]

i , in fact, used to do her roomate (now that's pimp!) ..

Jake was a cool mother fucker. He used to be big into open-canopy jet boat racing.