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Sp`ange
12-19-2006, 04:17 PM
Why doesn't [Insert Funny] Bird change her name?

a) likes the attention of being name raped
b) can't figure out how to change her own name (http://www.uselessforums.com/vbplaza.php?do=action&itemid=1)
c) too greedy to put up the marklar for the name change.
d) wants to have more marklar than mikey-poo
e) moist
Onnotangu
12-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.


heaven knows I do..
JPatrick
12-19-2006, 04:23 PM
Its either b or e
Thorn Bird
12-19-2006, 04:26 PM
what. in. the. hell. i have never asked for my name to be anything other than princess. i mean thorn bird.
JPatrick
12-19-2006, 04:28 PM
MOIST
Thorn Bird
12-19-2006, 04:30 PM
DAMMIT!!!! I HATE THAT WORD SO MUCH THAT I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU NEG REP FOR IT, AND I WAS SO UPSET BY THAT WORD THAT I HIT THE GOOD REP INSTEAD AND SENT IT!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
Onnotangu
12-19-2006, 04:31 PM
MOIST

I drooled
plot
12-19-2006, 04:32 PM
Hehe... I never knew she was a chick before, that makes the name rape even funnier.
JPatrick
12-19-2006, 04:32 PM
:lol:
w_a_w
12-19-2006, 04:35 PM
might I suggest for future name rapes:
horn bird
shorn bird :hi2u:

I'll think of some more while I work on my laundry
Thorn Bird
12-19-2006, 04:37 PM
i thought you were my friend, chris. :P
w_a_w
12-19-2006, 04:37 PM
i thought you were my friend, chris. :P

you know it babe :heart:
HydroSqueegee
12-19-2006, 04:42 PM
love the title. ;)
plot
12-19-2006, 04:46 PM
:lol:

the title makes me laugh becuase I know a chick with angel wings tattoo'd around her special area...
theacoustician
12-19-2006, 04:48 PM
I can solve one of those problems by resetting everyone who breaks a million to negative one million marklar.
fly
12-19-2006, 05:00 PM
I can solve one of those problems by resetting everyone who breaks a million to negative one million marklar.

Word. We need a script for that to encourage philanthropy. :fly:
Thorn Bird
12-19-2006, 05:06 PM
hey, i buy gifts when i feel like it and play in the arcade. i don't have to waste marklar just because i have it. :P
tre
12-19-2006, 05:08 PM
hey, i buy gifts when i feel like it and play in the arcade. i don't have to waste marklar just because i have it. :P

it's not like a pension plan
SemperFly
12-19-2006, 05:08 PM
DAMMIT!!!! I HATE THAT WORD SO MUCH THAT I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU NEG REP FOR IT, AND I WAS SO UPSET BY THAT WORD THAT I HIT THE GOOD REP INSTEAD AND SENT IT!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: you make me giggle
Thorn Bird
12-19-2006, 05:08 PM
it's not like a pension plan

don't i wish it were, though. :O
w_a_w
12-19-2006, 05:08 PM
it's not like a pension plan

I've got 60% of mine in the S&P 500 and the other 40 in an aggressive growth fund
mikey
12-19-2006, 05:15 PM
Word. We need a script for that to encourage philanthropy. :fly:



I donate more marklar than any other person here :P and keep just enough to stay ahead of moist bird.
Sp`ange
12-19-2006, 05:16 PM
I can solve one of those problems by resetting everyone who breaks a million to negative one million marklar.

nah, make it a random number between 250,000 and a million. that'd make it better. :)
fly
12-19-2006, 07:53 PM
nah, make it a random number between 250,000 and a million. that'd make it better. :)

Hmmm
plot
12-19-2006, 07:56 PM
nah, make it a random number between 250,000 and a million. that'd make it better. :)

problem is before they hit a million they'll be donating all their marklar to someone
Thorn Bird
12-19-2006, 07:56 PM
now see? i spent the money like a good non scrooge and not an hour later it was changed to something fragrant and refreshing. bah humbug.
fly
12-19-2006, 08:01 PM
now see? i spent the money like a good non scrooge and not an hour later it was changed to something fragrant and refreshing. bah humbug.

I DIDNT DO IT.
JPatrick
12-19-2006, 08:16 PM
:lol:


I APPROVE
Arátoeldar
12-19-2006, 08:18 PM
Hmmm

DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIITTT
mikey
12-19-2006, 08:39 PM
Hmmm



Gonna do that, at least add name raping to flymart for me for a few days. :D
mikey
12-19-2006, 08:44 PM
problem is before they hit a million they'll be donating all their marklar to someone




I HAVE AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT BUT FLY LIKES TO TAX DONATIONS NOW
FlamingGlory
12-19-2006, 09:47 PM
I HAVE AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT BUT FLY LIKES TO TAX DONATIONS NOW

Set up a trust to distribute a fixed sum to you every couple days. Name me as a trustee.
fly
12-19-2006, 10:21 PM
Gonna do that, at least add name raping to flymart for me for a few days. :D

OKAYno

Set up a trust to distribute a fixed sum to you every couple days. Name me as a trustee.

:lol:
Sp`ange
12-20-2006, 12:36 AM
problem is before they hit a million they'll be donating all their marklar to someone

exactly.
w_a_w
12-20-2006, 02:03 AM
I smell a marklar pyramid scheme a brewin'