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[IneXorable]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

[April40]

ya so...

[Valve1080i]

And you pronouce your username how exactly?

[JPatrick]

Dirty russian pharmacy spam

[kiwi]

Dirty russian pharmacy spam

In Soviet Russia spam drugs yuo.

[w_a_w]

lock this shit up tight

[fly]

Dirty russian pharmacy spam

Why you say that? That should be impossible.

[Ryokurin]

Why you say that? That should be impossible.

Create an account, put links in the signature. some search engines see the text as a valid link thus higher pagerank.

[IneXorable]

Nope i'm not spam... I got this place from Mikey.. Hi to you all

[IneXorable]

Oh and I'm not Russian. I'm Dutch

[Ryokurin]

Glad to see you are not a bot.

[mikey]

DUTCHIE! Hello Mayra.






edit> yay, i can read the forum again. thanks fly.

[April40]

Okay-- Keep posting.

[mikey]

I know you live in Nederland, where were your parents from?

[mikey]

why_ask_why sings in a band, how long did you?

[mikey]

HAHA. I can ask questions I already know the answers to and you still have to tell everyone. buahahahaha, I get to pick on the shy person.

[FlamingGlory]

Why do you have a Puerto Rican name?

[mikey]

How many languages do you speak?

[tre]

Welcome Dutchie! How's your dutch oven? :P How's the nursing going? And how are the man and the wee ones?

[mikey]

And you pronouce your username how exactly?



The same way the Architect of the matrix pronounces it.

[JPatrick]

DUTCHIE! Hello Mayra.






edit> yay, i can read the forum again. thanks fly.



Where the hell have YOU been?

[mikey]

Where the hell have YOU been?



I haven't been able to read the forums since about the time fly left for vacation. Something was screwed up with vBul.

[Coqui]

Why do you have a Puerto Rican name?

:wtf:

[w_a_w]

:wtf:

he must've typo'd his google search

[Coqui]

he must've typo'd his google search

Ironically every Mayra that was Hispanic I did a search for was Cuban.

[dbzeag]

Ironically every Mayra that was Hispanic I did a search for was Cuban.

They are all the same, aren't they?

[tre]

well her last name is certainly very dutch

[Coqui]

They are all the same, aren't they?

Yes. And the Scottish are English.

[dbzeag]

Yes. And the Scottish are English.

Well duh.

[ERage]

So I've always been confused, how does one tell if something is Dutch or Danish?

[kiwi]

Dutch is from Holland, Danish is from Denmark.

Welcome new person.

[Thorn Bird]

So I've always been confused, how does one tell if something is Dutch or Danish?

danish usually have a cream cheese filling. :D

[IneXorable]

I know you live in Nederland, where were your parents from?

My mom is Nederlands and my dad is from The Dutch Antilles

why_ask_why sings in a band, how long did you?

I was the lead singer in a rockband, but when i started university I quit. To much with the family and all:(

Why do you have a Puerto Rican name?

You do hear it a lot in Latin countries, but it Actually is from the Celtic: Moira/Mary/Maria etc. all the same thing.

How many languages do you speak?

I speak 3 languages: Nederlands, English, German.... and a bit of French en 3 words of Spanish and Papiamento.

Welcome Dutchie! How's your dutch oven? How's the nursing going? And how are the man and the wee ones?

My dutch oven is hot as it should be. The nursing is going great ( wanna volunteer your body for my studying?). The hubby and my gorgeous girls are good as ever.
How is your brand new family doing? Fighting about from whom he has got his great intelligence? and his obviously good looks?


Dutch is from Holland, Danish is from Denmark.
Welcome new person.

Thank you so much :)



Mikey babe :heart: .. to many questions you already know :lol:

[mikey]

Mikey babe :heart: .. to many questions you already know :lol:



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[IneXorable]

Old enough to not drive me crazy anymore and young enough to still make me feel young ;)

[mikey]

well you go and answer me after i get rid of the question :p

[IneXorable]

hahaha mean!

[BeerAd]

Hi Slu, welcome to the machine

[ERage]

Dutch is from Holland, Danish is from Denmark.

Welcome new person.

That totally doesn't answer my question. I asked how to tell if someTHING is Dutch or Danish.

Is it a style thing. I'm sure it is obvious to someone from that area but to me a windmills look alike...etc. nevermind, it's not important...it's too cold around there anyways :P

[KNYTE]

Oh, I bet you're a lot more exorable than you let on.

[fly]

:pics:

[IneXorable]

That totally doesn't answer my question. I asked how to tell if someTHING is Dutch or Danish.

Is it a style thing. I'm sure it is obvious to someone from that area but to me a windmills look alike...etc. nevermind, it's not important...it's too cold around there anyways :P

All Dutch things have a stamp on their backside "made in Holland" ;)

[IneXorable]

Oh, I bet you're a lot more exorable than you let on.

Never bet an unsure thing ..............

[April40]

Mikey's gotta lotta bitches.

[FlamingGlory]

he must've typo'd his google search

Ironically every Mayra that was Hispanic I did a search for was Cuban.

Ooo, burn. Proof I dont use google.

[fly]

All Dutch things have a stamp on their backside "made in Holland" ;)

This chick April23 works with is from Holland or something, I think. She's kinda cuet too.

[mikey]

This chick April23 works with is from Holland or something, I think. She's kinda cuet too.




Is she a dike?

[mikey]

I can't believe I just did that :lol:

[JPatrick]

I can't believe I just did that :lol:

I do.

[FlamingGlory]

I can't believe I just did that :lol:

No worries, that is the first place my mind went as well.

[April40]

Is she a dike?

Nooo she's a cute blonde hair blue eye chick.

[mikey]

Nooo she's a cute blonde hair blue eye chick.



Does she retain water?

[JPatrick]

Does she retain water?

And are people always trying to stick their fingers in her when she doesnt?

[FlamingGlory]

And are people always trying to stick their fingers in her when she doesnt?

bwahaha

[plot]

Does she retain water... I'm gonna start using that as a polite way to ask if a chick is fat or not.

[w_a_w]

Does she retain water... I'm gonna start using that as a polite way to ask if a chick is fat or not.

all chicks retain water...it has nothing to do with fat...still got the v card, eh? :p

[mikey]

And are people always trying to stick their fingers in her when she doesnt?

bwahaha

we should all be smacked upside the head for laughing at this :lol:

[plot]

all chicks retain water...it has nothing to do with fat...still got the v card, eh? :p

It's moist like a bird not watery.

I gave my v card to someone who need it more than I. I'm charitable like that. ;)

[InfluX]

inexorable!!1! :heart:

welcome

[IneXorable]

Thanks! :)

[ERage]

All Dutch things have a stamp on their backside "made in Holland" ;)

wait, does that mean...? No, mom said that was a birthmark.

[mikey]

did theac quit the internet again? who's letting people out these days?

[b_sinning]

In what language do you think? Nederlands, English, German?

[theacoustician]

did theac quit the internet again? who's letting people out these days?

I see exactly zero votes to let her out.

[IneXorable]

In what language do you think? Nederlands, English, German?

It used to be Dutch, but lately it has been Canadian :eek:

[IneXorable]

I see exactly zero votes to let her out.

VOTE PLEASE! :P

[plot]

It used to be Dutch, but lately it has been Canadian :eek:

french canadian? if so i vote no, otherwise i vote yes

[IneXorable]

I'm not a Frenchie!

[plot]

Sweet. i vote yes!

[IneXorable]

hehe I needed that ;)

[tre]

VOTE PLEASE! :P

I already did ;)

[tre]

It used to be Dutch, but lately it has been Canadian :eek:

so you think about maple syrup, hockey and poutine?

[theacoustician]

I see 1 vote.

[Coqui]

I see 1 vote.

2 votes

[theacoustician]

Ok, now its 2.

[IneXorable]

so you think about maple syrup, hockey and poutine?

Nope, more about.. moose, toques and a whole lotta 'eh's' :D

[mikey]

It used to be Dutch, but lately it has been Canadian :eek:



:lol:

[mikey]

she has my vote obviously

[FlamingGlory]

Vote I guess.

[theacoustician]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaalriiiiiiiiiighty now.

[mikey]

thank you

[IneXorable]

:heart: to the voters..

[fly]

Voted this thread a 1 now.

[Dream]

IneXorable!!!!!!!!

Hi! Hi! Hi!

P.S. Dutchie is HAWT!!11!!

[Coqui]

IneXorable!!!!!!!!

Hi! Hi! Hi!

P.S. Dutchie is HAWT!!11!!

Shics or pens

[IneXorable]

IneXorable!!!!!!!!

Hi! Hi! Hi!

P.S. Dutchie is HAWT!!11!!

Haha, hi lady Dream .. I want to talk to you! has been a long time :)

[Dream]

Yes!! I will try to be awake at your strange hours. LOL