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dbzeag
11-03-2006, 04:09 PM
So I am allergic to caffeine (and cats). I get suicidally depressed and jittery if I have any. Today I ate a cannoli that happened to have chocolate chips in it. I am starting to shake and my stomach doesn't feel right.

Am I gonna die?
JPatrick
11-03-2006, 04:11 PM
GOD I HOPE SO!
BeerAd
11-03-2006, 04:11 PM
So I am allergic to caffeine (and cats). I get suicidally depressed and jittery if I have any. Today I ate a cannoli that happened to have chocolate chips in it. I am starting to shake and my stomach doesn't feel right.

Am I gonna die?

haha, that is so funny cause basically you said...

"I get suicidally depressed and jittery if I have any (pussy-cat)"


bwhahahahahah sorry
mikey
11-03-2006, 04:15 PM
I LOL'd at the posts in this thread
BeerAd
11-03-2006, 04:18 PM
I LOL'd at the posts in this thread

dammmmmmmm the name change man, dam it to hell :fly:
mikey
11-03-2006, 04:21 PM
dammmmmmmm the name change man, dam it to hell :fly:



I could always change it to Beeerad
BeerAd
11-03-2006, 04:28 PM
I could always change it to Beeerad

You want me :squeezes nipples:
kiwi
11-03-2006, 04:46 PM
Yes, ultimately we will all die. Will you die cause you ate a few chocolate chips, I doubt it.
FlamingGlory
11-03-2006, 04:56 PM
Yes. Even then no one will care if youre gay or not.
KNYTE
11-03-2006, 05:00 PM
lol, dead people.
Desslock
11-03-2006, 05:11 PM
If you die would that make you a dead gay guy or a gay dead guy?
April40
11-03-2006, 05:24 PM
Aww don't die, :(
Valve1080i
11-03-2006, 05:25 PM
If you die would that make you a dead gay guy or a gay dead guy?

Good question. Does it depend on rectal state?
KNYTE
11-03-2006, 05:27 PM
Is it true that dead gay people turn into Zombies and when they bite other people they become gay as well?

edit: Furthermore, will a headshot be the only thing to take down a gay zombie? Or could you do enough collateral damage to their bodies to put them down?
April40
11-03-2006, 05:32 PM
Let's not make this a gay thread too, asshats.
dirt rider
11-03-2006, 05:33 PM
I was gonna say gag yourself to get the poisonous chocolate chips out of your stomach, but then realized, you probably don't have any gag reflexes.
mikey
11-03-2006, 05:39 PM
Let's not make this a gay thread too, asshats.



Would you like to see my breasts?
Valve1080i
11-03-2006, 05:45 PM
Is it true that dead gay people turn into Zombies and when they bite other people they become gay as well?

edit: Furthermore, will a headshot be the only thing to take down a gay zombie? Or could you do enough collateral damage to their bodies to put them down?

You've given me an idea for a movie. "Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Dead Gay Zombies"

Instead of a headshot to kill them, you tear up pictures of Martha Stewart.
Valve1080i
11-03-2006, 05:45 PM
Would you like to see my breasts?


Yes please.
Ryokurin
11-03-2006, 05:48 PM
You'll just get the shits.

You'll wish you were dead.
Pandora
11-03-2006, 05:48 PM
Hopefully not. :(

But the better question is, why would you eat something with chocolate in it if you are allergic to chocolate?!?!? :wtf:
April40
11-03-2006, 05:48 PM
Would you like to see my breasts?

I bet I've seen your breasts before, mikey.
Valve1080i
11-03-2006, 05:49 PM
Hopefully not. :(

But the better question is, why would you eat something with chocolate in it if you are allergic to chocolate?!?!? :wtf:

If he didn't he couldn't make a thread about it!
Pandora
11-03-2006, 05:53 PM
If he didn't he couldn't make a thread about it!

It's good to see the man has his priorities straight. :fly:
April40
11-03-2006, 05:53 PM
Are you still alive, dbzeag???
mikey
11-03-2006, 05:58 PM
I bet I've seen your breasts before, mikey.



I'd say the same in return but we all know that's not possible.
April40
11-03-2006, 06:04 PM
I'd say the same in return but we all know that's not possible.

Mine look very similar to yours.
Thorn Bird
11-03-2006, 06:05 PM
oh geez. i'm going to get in so much trouble, aren't i?

:boobies:
mikey
11-03-2006, 06:28 PM
Mine look very similar to yours.



I don't have a weight lifting partner anymore. I could get you up to a B cup in 6 weeks and could use the company/motivation.
KNYTE
11-03-2006, 06:44 PM
The thrawn namerape bizniz needs to stop.
mikey
11-03-2006, 06:47 PM
Who name raped Theacoustician to KNYTE?
InnerMuse
11-03-2006, 06:49 PM
dbzeag? Are you ok? :(
April40
11-03-2006, 07:12 PM
I don't have a weight lifting partner anymore. I could get you up to a B cup in 6 weeks and could use the company/motivation.

a b cup of muscle sounds unappealing on me. :hs:
FlamingGlory
11-03-2006, 07:13 PM
Haha, I have no idea who is who now.

It's not muscle april. It's like a natural boob lift.
Nyx
11-03-2006, 07:13 PM
So I am allergic to caffeine (and cats).

Funny, I was just talking to someone about committing suicide by cat.
mikey
11-03-2006, 07:15 PM
a b cup of muscle sounds unappealing on me. :hs:



It wouldn't really look like that. It's like a healthy boob job.
April40
11-03-2006, 07:26 PM
Haha, I have no idea who is who now.

It's not muscle april. It's like a natural boob lift.

It'll be all muscle seeing that I own a wall. :fly:
April40
11-03-2006, 07:27 PM
http://www.personalpowertraining.net/Aurelia%20Grozajova%20female%20bodybuilder%20germa ny.jpg
Muscles didn't help her out too much in the titty dept.
kiwi
11-03-2006, 07:29 PM
http://www.personalpowertraining.net/Aurelia%20Grozajova%20female%20bodybuilder%20germa ny.jpg
Muscles didn't help her out too much in the titty dept.

That's just wrong.

I'm going to have to agree with April here. I here more about girls working their chest and their tits getting smaller as opposed to bigger.
Sp`ange
11-03-2006, 09:45 PM
I could always change it to Beeerad

Nonono.. BeeNotSoRad.
itburnswhenipee
11-03-2006, 10:28 PM
Huh. Six hours and still no reply. Maybe he did die. Alternately, maybe he decided that, since it was Friday, he ought to drink himself blind on his favorite booze du jour.

edit: not that there's anything wrong with that *hic*
InnerMuse
11-04-2006, 03:07 PM
Does someone have his phone number? Please call him and make sure he's ok...:(
Galen
11-04-2006, 03:32 PM
Does someone have his phone number? Please call him and make sure he's ok...:(

You're just dedicated to having yourself as the last post in every thread tonight, huh? :P
InnerMuse
11-04-2006, 03:46 PM
You're just dedicated to having yourself as the last post in every thread tonight, huh? :P

I'll admit, I'm uber bored at work and this is pretty much the zenith of my entertainment, but it does really bother me about dbzeag.
mikey
11-04-2006, 04:08 PM
i havent seen any gay related deaths on the news today but i can call him if you are that worried.
JPatrick
11-04-2006, 05:26 PM
i havent seen any gay related deaths on the news today but i can call him if you are that worried.

Any news about guys hanging around parks with screwdrivers in their ass?
mikey
11-04-2006, 05:29 PM
Any news about guys hanging around parks with screwdrivers in their ass?




That's not news, that's the Friday special.
mikey
11-04-2006, 05:30 PM
oh and i did call him, he is alright
April40
11-04-2006, 06:07 PM
oh and i did call him, he is alright

Awwww what a nice guy. :heart:
dbzeag
11-04-2006, 09:45 PM
There was so small amounts of chocolate in the canoli, all I got was a stomach ache. nothing too bad. zapped some energy out of me, though.

Nothing a 6 hour marathon of WoW can't cure ;)