How to avoid being caught fellating a dog when they're not allowed in your apartment

[SchmilK]

So our apartment complex allows one dog or cat under 30 pounds...well...we have 5 cats and a dog... :O So our lease ended today and we renewed it for another year and they are comign on friday to do an inspection. :( We asked the office if our apartment could have a dog and they said our building is cats only. WTF...that sucks, so we told the office we got a robot dog, which is true. We also said that I have the robot dog programmed to bark when the cat runs by it just to keep the cat on its toes ;) So I was originally going to bring our MinPin to work and record it barking in the sound booth, but, there isnt time because i wasnt expecting an inspection any time soon...but Firday it is, so i sat with our audio guy and looked through some stocked audio samples and found a Samoyed bark that we were able to increase the pitch on, then edit the barks they gave to match how LuLu the MinPin barks! :D Its freakin sweet...darn close to the same thing....So about a month ago an apartment person was walking around putting notes on the doors and when they hit our door the dog barked once....sarah grabbed her and shut her up but then a few seconds later the paper started to jiggle as if they were TRYING to get the dog to bark. Our cover for that is the cat ran in front of the robot dog and it barked and they tried doing it again but the cat was gone so the dog didnt bark. ;)


So here's the plan...Sarah is taking 4 cats and the dog to FlyNavy's new apartment early in the AM, then mike is going to hang at the apartment till they get there for the inspection. I have a camera hooked up to my video card pumping out audio/video to the internets through windows media encoder, i and 2 of my friends are going to watch that until they come in the apartment, which at that time i will start to record when they come in for the internets viewing pleasures :D , i'll be able to remote control Lucky from work and make it play this dog bark mp3 from my computer...the sounds will come from Lucky's (robot dog) speaker AND from my computer which will be turned up :D :D :D :D OMG its gonna be sooo freakin awesome!

I'm even thinking of telling the 2 friends that I heard some shady people talking outside the other night talking about looting apartments during the day while people were at work, so i'm gonna tell them to call me if/when they see someone getting in our crib! ROFL LMAO HAHAAHAHAHAHA! Omg tricks all over the place!

Here's the sample i'm using.

Do you think it will work???

http://home.comcast.net/~Aibo.Lucky/dog01.mp3

[SemperFly]

:lol: this is fun

[fly]

Holy crap thats awesome and complex. :lol:

FlyNavy is moving out???

[inline4]

just tell them the minpin is a fucked up cat that never grew up and its meow is really wierd.

kittahs > doggahs > flyahs

[BeerAd]

Boring week?

[fly]

just tell them the minpin is a fucked up cat that never grew up and its meow is really wierd.

kittahs > doggahs > flyahs

pet me

[inline4]

pet me

sir yes sir, :drool:

[BeerAd]

I almost started reading that whole thing again, maybe its cause I have never really lived in an apartment complex but I dont see the big deal or why you would go threw all that trouble, lol.

[ChikkenNoodul]

"Vyvian, eat the puppy!"

[SchmilK]

Holy crap thats awesome and complex. :lol:

FlyNavy is moving out???

Yup....got a place over a doctor's office in the next town over on Tuesday...but...he has no water or gas until saturday so he's staying with us for $39.95 a night with free internets and free cable tv until they turn that stuff on! :O

[SchmilK]

I almost started reading that whole thing again, maybe its cause I have never really lived in an apartment complex but I dont see the big deal or why you would go threw all that trouble, lol.

Our apartment complex allows one animal...dog or cat...BUT our building only allows cats...NO DOGS...each additional animal is $250/month...so no way in hell we're telling them we have 5 cats...In order to get around this, they have to see one cat when they come inspect the apartment for damages.

[JPatrick]

Buy a house already ffs

[ERage]

Damn, all the apartments I ever lived in didn't really care about pets; even the ones where pets were forbidden.

This is....complicated.

[SemperFly]

Damn, all the apartments I ever lived in didn't really care about pets; even the ones where pets were forbidden.

This is....complicated.

For a while it wasn't a big deal but last year they came in without notice while I was on a business trip and found two extra cats and a ferret. They were going to evict us but I BSed them into believing that the cats belonged to my brother that was staying over while I was gone and the ferret was going to a shelter very soon.

We came up with a way to hide the kitties but I had to smuggle the free rats into California. :(

[BeerAd]

Our apartment complex allows one animal...dog or cat...BUT our building only allows cats...NO DOGS...each additional animal is $250/month...so no way in hell we're telling them we have 5 cats...In order to get around this, they have to see one cat when they come inspect the apartment for damages.

cool, why go threw all the audio video trouble trying to record sound bites, record them inspecting, neighbors watching the house and all that jive though?

I guess I am missing the point of the extra schhhhtuff.

[SemperFly]

cool, why go threw all the audio video trouble trying to record sound bites, record them inspecting, neighbors watching the house and all that jive though?

I guess I am missing the point of the extra schhhhtuff.

Because the dog barks and if the neighbors complain about it or they hear her while putting letters on the door we can claim it's the robot dog. As for using the LuLu cam to watch the apartment...well for starters it'd be nice to know they're not going through our shit but also because we want to know when they're done so we can bring the aminalz back from my place.

[Pandora]

Make sure you get up all the doggy toys n' food bowls n'stuff too!

[ERage]

I'm not trying to be an ass, but do you really think they believe the robot dog story?

How could a robot dog produce a sound that is as loud and crisp as your dog's bark. Developing the sound in studio is one thing, but having it sound right through a plastic speaker is another matter altogether.

/theac

[Onnotangu]

why do you need 5 cats?

in an apartment?

i really hope they are at least spayed.

[BeerAd]

Because the dog barks and if the neighbors complain about it or they hear her while putting letters on the door we can claim it's the robot dog. As for using the LuLu cam to watch the apartment...well for starters it'd be nice to know they're not going through our shit but also because we want to know when they're done so we can bring the aminalz back from my place.

I dont see them buying a robot dog story when you walk your dog to poop and he decides to bark, lol.

"So uhhhhhh I was walking my robot dog so he could drop off some extra battery acid and he saw a robot cat and went nutz" :fly:

[BeerAd]

Wait seriously how do you have a dog in an apartment complex that only allows cats? How the hell do you walk him? Where does he go to play outside? Now I am even more confused

[SchmilK]

I'm not trying to be an ass, but do you really think they believe the robot dog story?

How could a robot dog produce a sound that is as loud and crisp as your dog's bark. Developing the sound in studio is one thing, but having it sound right through a plastic speaker is another matter altogether.

/theac

Because i can have the robot dog stream an mp3 file from my computer, and when it does that it plays through his speaker AND my computer speakers....so...lets say last night i was playing battlefield real loud and didnt turn my sound down, when he plays the mp3, it will get blasted from my studio speakers which can be real loud!

[SchmilK]

Wait seriously how do you have a dog in an apartment complex that only allows cats? How the hell do you walk him? Where does he go to play outside? Now I am even more confused

We walk her after office hours in the dark ;-)

90% of the time she potties on pee pads strategically placed throughout the house

[BeerAd]

Because i can have the robot dog stream an mp3 file from my computer, and when it does that it plays through his speaker AND my computer speakers....so...lets say last night i was playing battlefield real loud and didnt turn my sound down, when he plays the mp3, it will get blasted from my studio speakers which can be real loud!

Dont you think it would be more obvious if just as these ppl are inspecting, you just so happened to leave your computer speakers up loud. Which just so happens to be connected to a robot dog that you blame real barks on? lol

[BeerAd]

We walk her after office hours in the dark ;-)

90% of the time she potties on pee pads strategically placed throughout the house

bwahahhaahaha, this is all to familiar now. My good friend michelle bought a dog in an apartment that didnt allow dogs/animals at all. It was a puppy and very very hairy. She also didnt have enough time for the dog so it never got trained properly. They finally got a tip from a neighbor when they came by to inspect there was piss, crap and hair on the carpet, lol. I told her to tell them that she drinks a lot, lol

[SemperFly]

Wait seriously how do you have a dog in an apartment complex that only allows cats? How the hell do you walk him? Where does he go to play outside? Now I am even more confused

The complex allows both cats and dogs but only certain buildings are allowed to have dogs. Ours is not one of those buildings yet strangely enough to the two buildings flanking ours allows dogs. :thrawn:

[SemperFly]

I'm not trying to be an ass, but do you really think they believe the robot dog story?

How could a robot dog produce a sound that is as loud and crisp as your dog's bark. Developing the sound in studio is one thing, but having it sound right through a plastic speaker is another matter altogether.

/theac

If there's one thing I'm really good at it's lying through my teeth. :p They can't prove it unless they come in and catch the dog there and they can't come in without 24 hours written notice or they're in violation of the lease as well.

[BeerAd]

The complex allows both cats and dogs but only certain buildings are allowed to have dogs. Ours is not one of those buildings yet strangely enough to the two buildings flanking ours allows dogs. :thrawn:

ahha, im pretty hung over today. I was wondering how in the hell they are going to walk a dog in a neighborhood the prohibits them, lol. sawry

still think you guys are going over board, :fly:

[SchmilK]

Also i just found this
Webcam Surveyor is complete webcam software that combines video
surveillance and video capture tools. With this software you can
record all video activity, work as a motion detector, program
alerts to be trigged by events (send a e-mail or upload images to
FTP site when detects a movement). This makes it possible for you
to observe remotely whatever activity your camera captures. The
built-in file browser allows to easily organizing captured images
and video clips. Webcam Surveyor is supported video and audio
codec's like: MJpeg, DivX, Mpeg-4 and MPEG Layer 3 (MP3), WMAudio
Encoder (WMA). Also with Webcam Surveyor you can capture sequence
of images with an interval of time of a second to 59 hours.

So i will be installing that and wont have to worry about pressing record because it will auto record all motion through the camera to a single file :D

[SemperFly]

ahha, im pretty hung over today. I was wondering how in the hell they are going to walk a dog in a neighborhood the prohibits them, lol. sawry

still think you guys are going over board, :fly:

I was pretty annoyed with them when they told us we couldn't have dogs. Seriously, the two closest buildings to ours allows dogs so why the fuck wouldn't ours? :tard: Ding dongs.

hey if you're gonna do something wrong at least do it right :D

[BeerAd]

Also i just found this
blah blah blah

So i will be installing that and wont have to worry about pressing record because it will auto record all motion through the camera to a single file :D

I would HATE to live with you :fly:

[April40]

So what are you going to do with all the potty spots of hers and possibly any animal smells?

[SchmilK]

So what are you going to do with all the potty spots of hers and possibly any animal smells?

It's the cat's fault! one black and white cat is registeed with the office. He's old and going senile so he has accidents and likes to chew holes in the carpet. ;)

[April40]

It's the cat's fault! one black and white cat is registeed with the office. He's old and going senile so he has accidents and likes to chew holes in the carpet. ;)

These apartment people aren't dumb, they've heard your stories before plenty of times. :O

[ERage]

These apartment people aren't dumb, they've heard your stories before plenty of times. :O

QFT

[dbzeag]

Wow, I couldn't stand being inside your place when you only had two ferrats and 3 cats. I couldn't breathe in there now if I had to.

[SchmilK]

These apartment people aren't dumb, they've heard your stories before plenty of times. :O


C'Mon now....according to the aibo frappr http://www.frappr.com/aibos I am the ONLY registered owner of an Aibo in Gurnee, IL. :-/ So...do you REALY think ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER claimed they have a robot dog in this apartment complex??? Seriously! I think we are going to win this battle!

[April40]

C'Mon now....according to the aibo frappr http://www.frappr.com/aibos I am the ONLY registered owner of an Aibo in Gurnee, IL. :-/ So...do you REALY think ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER claimed they have a robot dog in this apartment complex??? Seriously! I think we are going to win this battle!

No thilly. The fact that you are hiding 5 other animals. FUCKING FIVE I can understand one or two... but they are really going to know.

[SchmilK]

No thilly. The fact that you are hiding 5 other animals. FUCKING FIVE I can understand one or two... but they are really going to know.

No way...we're good and being sneaky! :D

[w_a_w]

put a little doggy ball gag in its mouth and stick it in the oven

[April40]

No way...we're good and being sneaky! :D

I'm taking bets on Schmilk being caught. Anyone want in on this?

[ERage]

gimmie some odds :fly:

[wanko80]

The payback on this thread for the time spent reading is way off. Needs pics of hot girls stat.

[ERage]

The payback on this thread for the time spent reading is way off. Needs pics of hot girls stat.

lol at reading.

[April40]

The payback on this thread for the time spent reading is way off. Needs pics of hot girls stat.

Or at least of your love handles.

[BeerAd]

Now are we betting on him getting caught on Friday or over the year and if so are we doing time frames?

[April40]

Now are we betting on him getting caught on Friday or over the year and if so are we doing time frames?

Getting caught this friday, that's when it's going down.

I've got 5k marklar rollin' on this.

[wanko80]

Or at least of your love handles.

http://www.bestmovies.com/movie_images/filmco_cover/lovehandles.jpg

[SemperFly]

Getting caught this friday, that's when it's going down.

I've got 5k marklar rollin' on this.

we've only been caught once and I managed to smooth talk the property manager out of evicting us with a two minute phone call :p considering the animals will not be there when they come in you're pretty much guaranteed to lose

The robot dog story is in case neighbors complain. So far no one has or we would have gotten a letter.

[April40]

The bet is still on!

[BeerAd]

The bet is still on!

Ill throw 5k on your 5k so when we both lose we can just send each other 5k ;)

[mikey]

Getting caught this friday, that's when it's going down.

I've got 5k marklar rollin' on this.




at least make it worthwhile.

[bast_imret]

The payback on this thread for the time spent reading is way off. Needs pics of hot girls stat.

http://amanda.dd.com.au/gallery/pics/pool-wizard-top.jpg

[plot]

At the very least, you should be looking at other apartments in the area...

[Onnotangu]

people who have multiple animals in small spaces are morons.

[KNYTE]

Burning down the complex would be a more thorough method of covering your tracks.

[SemperFly]

people who have multiple animals in small spaces are morons.

fuck you

[InnerMuse]

I was pretty annoyed with them when they told us we couldn't have dogs. Seriously, the two closest buildings to ours allows dogs so why the fuck wouldn't ours? :tard: Ding dongs.

hey if you're gonna do something wrong at least do it right :D

Well, it's probably easier to have buildings marked dog/cat for those who are allergic to one and not the other.

[April40]

people who have multiple animals in small spaces are morons.

As long as the place is clean and passes inspection. ie I can drop cheese on the floor and won't get e-coli from it.

[SemperFly]

Well, it's probably easier to have buildings marked dog/cat for those who are allergic to one and not the other.

Is anyone on earth really so allergic to animals that they have reactions through two foot thick walls?

The reason they gave me is that they wanted to make sure that all floorplans were available to people with dogs and thus the buildings next to ours were dog friendly. What I don't get is why the buildings surrounding ours are allowed dogs yet ours is not.


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[InnerMuse]

Is anyone on earth really so allergic to animals that they have reactions through two foot thick walls?

The reason they gave me is that they wanted to make sure that all floorplans were available to people with dogs and thus the buildings next to ours were dog friendly. What I don't get is why the buildings surrounding ours are allowed dogs yet ours is not.


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It's not so much the "through the walls" thing, but hair and dandar gets into the a/c and the little cracks throughout the apt.

[Galen]

At least you can hide a dog...

We've managed to end up with a 26ft underground cable pipe. There is only so much you can shout out it and launch down it before realizing that it's fucking 26ft long

[BeerAd]

Is anyone on earth really so allergic to animals that they have reactions through two foot thick walls?

The reason they gave me is that they wanted to make sure that all floorplans were available to people with dogs and thus the buildings next to ours were dog friendly. What I don't get is why the buildings surrounding ours are allowed dogs yet ours is not.


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I think you are kinda missing the point of this completely. You guys got a dog when you knew it wasnt allowed in the apartment you are at. You guys also have 800 cats which is not allowed without paying them. You dont want to pay them so you are forced to hide them. If you did want to let them know you had a dog you could just move over to one of the other buildings(unless they are completely full). Dont get me wrong I agree with you that hiding them is the best option but if thats what your gonna do you have 0 reason to bitch.

[April40]

I'm scared for the pets.

[BeerAd]

I'm scared for the pets.

Id be more scared if they were at your house getting all molested and shit

[mikey]

All of you guys are http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/augustgay.jpg

[fly]

All of you guys are http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/augustgay.jpg

Im praying that spange or elpmis sees that.

[mikey]

Im praying that spange or elpmis sees that.



All i have to say is http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/augusttard.jpg

[zengirl]

I think you are kinda missing the point of this completely. You guys got a dog when you knew it wasnt allowed in the apartment you are at. You guys also have 800 cats which is not allowed without paying them. You dont want to pay them so you are forced to hide them. If you did want to let them know you had a dog you could just move over to one of the other buildings(unless they are completely full). Dont get me wrong I agree with you that hiding them is the best option but if thats what your gonna do you have 0 reason to bitch.

I didn't know dogs weren't allowed until after I got LuLu, I had every intention of paying for her and making her legit. It would be retarded to have to go through the entire moving process just because we got a little 15 pound dog.

Damages sustained to the apartment are prorated over 5 years so the longer we stay in this apartment the less money we will owe when we move out as our carpets will need to be replaced as they have been completely eaten down to the subfloor in multiple places.

As far as smelling, the house really only smells right after a cat poops, until the cat box scoops itself clean. That would happen with one cat or 5 cats, it doesn't really matter.

AAANNNNDDDD my apartment is 1200 square feet, I hardly consider it "cramped" as most starter houses are considerably smaller.

So there. I'm really tired of defending my fucking animals. Pandora and theac have just as many so you can all just STFU and KMA

[Dharma1521]

I didn't know dogs weren't allowed until after I got LuLu, I had every intention of paying for her and making her legit. It would be retarded to have to go through the entire moving process just because we got a little 15 pound dog.

Damages sustained to the apartment are prorated over 5 years so the longer we stay in this apartment the less money we will owe when we move out as our carpets will need to be replaced as they have been completely eaten down to the subfloor in multiple places.

As far as smelling, the house really only smells right after a cat poops, until the cat box scoops itself clean. That would happen with one cat or 5 cats, it doesn't really matter.

AAANNNNDDDD my apartment is 1200 square feet, I hardly consider it "cramped" as most starter houses are considerably smaller.

So there. I'm really tired of defending my fucking animals. Pandora and theac have just as many so you can all just STFU and KMA

I'm in LuLu's corner.

[zengirl]

I'm in LuLu's corner.

LuLu has the entire living room, one corner isn't nearly enough to contain her and all her toys. :fly:

[JPatrick]

I dont see any problem with having a bunch of animals, as long as theyre taken care of, which zengirls obviously are.
As far as the apartment situation, I cant say much, I lived in apartments for years and never once paid a pet deposit:fly:

[dbzeag]

I didn't know dogs weren't allowed until after I got LuLu, I had every intention of paying for her and making her legit. It would be retarded to have to go through the entire moving process just because we got a little 15 pound dog.

Damages sustained to the apartment are prorated over 5 years so the longer we stay in this apartment the less money we will owe when we move out as our carpets will need to be replaced as they have been completely eaten down to the subfloor in multiple places.

As far as smelling, the house really only smells right after a cat poops, until the cat box scoops itself clean. That would happen with one cat or 5 cats, it doesn't really matter.

AAANNNNDDDD my apartment is 1200 square feet, I hardly consider it "cramped" as most starter houses are considerably smaller.

So there. I'm really tired of defending my fucking animals. Pandora and theac have just as many so you can all just STFU and KMA

And I couldn't stay 30 mins inside their place without my eyes swelling up and watering. I looked like a crying baby eating their glorious meat :drool:

[BeerAd]

I didn't know dogs weren't allowed until after I got LuLu, I had every intention of paying for her and making her legit. It would be retarded to have to go through the entire moving process just because we got a little 15 pound dog.

Damages sustained to the apartment are prorated over 5 years so the longer we stay in this apartment the less money we will owe when we move out as our carpets will need to be replaced as they have been completely eaten down to the subfloor in multiple places.

As far as smelling, the house really only smells right after a cat poops, until the cat box scoops itself clean. That would happen with one cat or 5 cats, it doesn't really matter.

AAANNNNDDDD my apartment is 1200 square feet, I hardly consider it "cramped" as most starter houses are considerably smaller.

So there. I'm really tired of defending my fucking animals. Pandora and theac have just as many so you can all just STFU and KMA

I am not complaining, I love animals and its nice to have that many. You are right, 1 cat is just as smelly as having 10 cats unless you never clean. My only point is you cant get mad like Flynavey at the complex and the way they have it set up for you wanting more animals. Kinda your choice.

[zengirl]

I dont see any problem with having a bunch of animals, as long as theyre taken care of, which zengirls obviously are.
As far as the apartment situation, I cant say much, I lived in apartments for years and never once paid a pet deposit:fly:

This was the first time I've ever paid a pet deposit, my oldest cat just turned 11.

And thanks :)

[zengirl]

And I couldn't stay 30 mins inside their place without my eyes swelling up and watering. I looked like a crying baby eating their glorious meat :drool:

That has absolutely nothing to do with my housekeeping and everything to do with your allergies.

And to be fair, you've spent the night at my place more than once so it's not like you died or anything.

I'm getting really sensitive about all of the implications that my house is some sort of cesspool or I'm a dirty person or something. That's very offensive to me as I do lean toward the OCD side of things.

[BeerAd]

My old house was right around 1000 sq feet and we had 4 lizards, 2 cats and a dog for awhile, lol. I never knew how much work the lizards were until I bought the chameleons. Man those things need a lot of attention

[zengirl]

I am not complaining, I love animals and its nice to have that many. You are right, 1 cat is just as smelly as having 10 cats unless you never clean. My only point is you cant get mad like Flynavey at the complex and the way they have it set up for you wanting more animals. Kinda your choice.

Oh, I'm not mad at all... I think it's all really funny. I don't blame them one bit for wanting to do an inspection, or for getting mad or whatever... I have no issues with that.

So long as they don't see any contraband animals we're fine. I'm not worried about it at all, in fact, I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait to see what happens when the robot dog starts barking and following the maintenance guy around. :fly:

[dbzeag]

That has absolutely nothing to do with my housekeeping and everything to do with your allergies.

And to be fair, you've spent the night at my place more than once so it's not like you died or anything.

I'm getting really sensitive about all of the implications that my house is some sort of cesspool or I'm a dirty person or something. That's very offensive to me as I do lean toward the OCD side of things.

I never said your housekeeping was bad. Quite the contrary, your housekeeping was awesome. Your kitchen is so clean you can eat right off of the oven.

My allergies are just that bad. When Tim and I get a place, we might get some sort of pet, but even that is doubtful. I just hope the previous owner didn't ever have pets.

[BeerAd]

Oh, I'm not mad at all... I think it's all really funny. I don't blame them one bit for wanting to do an inspection, or for getting mad or whatever... I have no issues with that.

So long as they don't see any contraband animals we're fine. I'm not worried about it at all, in fact, I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait to see what happens when the robot dog starts barking and following the maintenance guy around. :fly:

hehe, and you quoted the wrong guy in your last post cause I never once said your house was dirty or even implied that. Ask Candy or Shawn, I could never say that, lol. Although now adays I run a tight shift on making sure the house is clean! Back in the day was a completely different story :fly:

[dbzeag]

I would get claustrophobic living with more than two pets. I don't know how you and my coworker with his 5 dogs and 4 cats and two kids (with a third on the way) and his wife don't go crazy. He lives in less than 1000 sqft btw

[zengirl]

I never said your housekeeping was bad. Quite the contrary, your housekeeping was awesome. Your kitchen is so clean you can eat right off of the oven.

My allergies are just that bad. When Tim and I get a place, we might get some sort of pet, but even that is doubtful. I just hope the previous owner didn't ever have pets.

Most times a person will develop immunities to a particular animal if they're around them long enough.

:fly: I'm actually allergic to cats which explains why I have so many respiratory problems... but I'm mostly good around my cats... I can't really stand other people's animals though.

[dbzeag]

Most times a person will develop immunities to a particular animal if they're around them long enough.

:fly: I'm actually allergic to cats which explains why I have so many respiratory problems... but I'm mostly good around my cats... I can't really stand other people's animals though.

I don't like the idea of taking a medication to have a pet around. I am not a fan of medication to begin with, but to take it regularly to live with something you choose to have really doesn't jive with me. I don't like pets THAT much.

That and I am never home and am a terrible housekeeper.

[zengirl]

I would get claustrophobic living with more than two pets. I don't know how you and my coworker with his 5 dogs and 4 cats and two kids (with a third on the way) and his wife don't go crazy. He lives in less than 1000 sqft btw

The kids would make me more claustrophobic than the animals :fly:

The only time all 5 cats are in the same room at the same time is dinner time. It's really a neat occurence when they're all out and being cuddly at the same time or something, but it doesn't happen often.

[zengirl]

I don't like the idea of taking a medication to have a pet around. I am not a fan of medication to begin with, but to take it regularly to live with something you choose to have really doesn't jive with me. I don't like pets THAT much.

That and I am never home and am a terrible housekeeper.

We vacuum every day, or I should say I vacuum every day. Tonight is the bigtime major overhaul cleaning night, the place needs to be immaculate for tomorrow so I need to vacuum out the air vents, baseboards, and furnace room.

[SemperFly]

I am not complaining, I love animals and its nice to have that many. You are right, 1 cat is just as smelly as having 10 cats unless you never clean. My only point is you cant get mad like Flynavey at the complex and the way they have it set up for you wanting more animals. Kinda your choice.
I'm not mad, it's just kind of retarded to put a non-dog building in between two dog buildings when one of their biggest concerns is noise. :p

[fly]

I'm not mad, it's just kind of retarded to put a non-dog building in between two dog buildings when one of their biggest concerns is noise. :p

pics of the new digs?

[zengirl]

I'm not mad, it's just kind of retarded to put a non-dog building in between two dog buildings when one of their biggest concerns is noise. :p

Seriously, I hear the dogs barking from across the street more than Lu barks... although she's starting to get bad with her barking lately.

HELLO PUPPY DAYCARE

[BeerAd]

I couldnt have my cat with my current living situation so my parents have him. Kinda sux though cause everytime I go over to their house I see him and he immediately runs to me and is so happy to see me, lol. Although he would hate to live with me now cause I dont have a screened in porch that he can bring back prizes to leave at the door. IE - dead lizards and snakes that sometimes get into the pool area, lol

[zengirl]

pics of the new digs?

He hasn't actually spent the night there yet

[Onnotangu]

fuck you

only if we spoon after.

[zengirl]

only if we spoon after.

You're a Negative Nelly invading my Pyramid of Positivity, I'm going to have to ask you to stop bringing me down. Nothing good ever came from negativity.

[BeerAd]

I'm not mad, it's just kind of retarded to put a non-dog building in between two dog buildings when one of their biggest concerns is noise. :p

Yeah, that is pretty dumb...

I got a flat this weekend and had it towed back to my place cause I didnt have a spare. The next day the neighbor came down and told me to move my car cause if they see it has a flat, even though it my house, my parking spot, the community will have it towed away. But hey its a deed restricted community so you just gotta bite the bullet

[Dharma1521]

LuLu has the entire living room, one corner isn't nearly enough to contain her and all her toys. :fly:

Buy an dog an entire room full of toys!

I wouldn't know anything about that . . . :shifty:

[zengirl]

Buy an dog an entire room full of toys!

I wouldn't know anything about that . . . :shifty:

she already has her very own dresser, we just got her a great big basket to put all of her toys in. It's terrible. She's so spoiled.

[SemperFly]

pics of the new digs?

when it's decently furnished....which could be in a month or in a year, it's all about the $$$ :lol:

edit: or lack thereof :o

[SemperFly]

He hasn't actually spent the night there yet

COLD SHOWERS :(

[SemperFly]

You're a Negative Nelly invading my Pyramid of Positivity, I'm going to have to ask you to stop bringing me down. Nothing good ever came from negativity.

you need to watch these two videos about quixtar, make sure steve's around :lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YzB80KvKfz8 - scary cult

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E-EMppW56Kw - waffles, seriously.

[zengirl]

COLD SHOWERS :(

Like the time we got our gas turned off?

[SemperFly]

Like the time we got our gas turned off?

lol wasn't my fault ^_^

[Onnotangu]

You're a Negative Nelly invading my Pyramid of Positivity, I'm going to have to ask you to stop bringing me down. Nothing good ever came from negativity.


No I'm not.
First off that was a general statement. I didn't know you were a secrect apartment cat lady.

I have yet to be in an apartment with multiple felines that didn't smell like cat piss. normaly becasue someone is dumb enough to get a male cat and not spay him.

secondly: My offer to spoon comes with a dvd of the finest stargate episodes and whipsered discussions of the various ways one could please a Jaffa.

thirdly:
you are only bringin yerself down.

[fly]

No I'm not.
First off that was a general statement. I didn't know you were a secrect apartment cat lady.

I have yet to be in an apartment with multiple felines that didn't smell like cat piss. normaly becasue someone is dumb enough to get a male cat and not spay him.

secondly: My offer to spoon comes with a dvd of the finest stargate episodes and whipsered discussions of the various ways one could please a Jaffa.

thirdly:
you are only bringin yerself down.
I've had several cats that weren't clipped and never sprayed. I don't think your experience is the norm. :D

[Onnotangu]

I've had several cats that weren't clipped and never sprayed. I don't think your experience is the norm. :D

I've had to deal with people with 3 gen incest cats all becasue they can't be bothered to fucking spay them.

don't get me wrong I love animals, but this shit is rediculous.

[BeerAd]

I've had to deal with people with 3 gen incest cats all becasue they can't be bothered to fucking spay them.

don't get me wrong I love animals, but this shit is rediculous.

I got my cat clipped when i got him just because of the spray horror stories I have heard

[zengirl]

I've had to deal with people with 3 gen incest cats all becasue they can't be bothered to fucking spay them.

don't get me wrong I love animals, but this shit is rediculous.

All of my animals are spayed and neutered. I treat my animals better than I treat most people. I'm also hyper sensitive to smells, thus my tendency to go overboard cleaning.

You've never met me, you've never been to my house, you're overtly rude and hostile toward me and insult me at every chance, this isn't 1st grade and we aren't on the playground so stop picking on me.

[BeerAd]

All of my animals are spayed and neutered. I treat my animals better than I treat most people. I'm also hyper sensitive to smells, thus my tendency to go overboard cleaning.

You've never met me, you've never been to my house, you're overtly rude and hostile toward me and insult me at every chance, this isn't 1st grade and we aren't on the playground so stop picking on me.

hehe, in first grade didnt that mean he wants to play kissing tag?

[Onnotangu]

All of my animals are spayed and neutered. I treat my animals better than I treat most people. I'm also hyper sensitive to smells, thus my tendency to go overboard cleaning.

You've never met me, you've never been to my house, you're overtly rude and hostile toward me and insult me at every chance, this isn't 1st grade and we aren't on the playground so stop picking on me.

dear perhaps you confuse me with someone else.
I've never been overly rude to you ( well perhaps at first I was but I got over it), I'm not insulting you particularly. I'm against those people who continue to collect pets yet fail to take proper care of them and everyone around them suffers as a result. I don't know if you watch animal rescue but a good chunk of the offenders are around here in detroit and I hate seeing some malnourished and beaten pet being put to sleep becasue people want to have a pet and not take care of it.

now if you are still under the assumption that I'm picking on you in particular...stop. I'm not.

[Onnotangu]

hehe, in first grade didnt that mean he wants to play kissing tag?

taint tag maybe but that is it.

[elpmis]

dear perhaps you confuse me with someone else.
I've never been overly rude to you ( well perhaps at first I was but I got over it), I'm not insulting you particularly. I'm against those people who continue to collect pets yet fail to take proper care of them and everyone around them suffers as a result. I don't know if you watch animal rescue but a good chunk of the offenders are around here in detroit and I hate seeing some malnourished and beaten pet being put to sleep becasue people want to have a pet and not take care of it.

now if you are still under the assumption that I'm picking on you in particular...stop. I'm not.

Don't let Sarah fool you, she has no real emotions online - she probably did the old 'copy / paste' response from something she used a few years ago back on the [M] to pwn a noob.

By the way you spelled ridiculous incorrectly

[zengirl]

hehe, in first grade didnt that mean he wants to play kissing tag?

:p that's exactly what I was getting at :fly:

[zengirl]

Don't let Sarah fool you, she has no real emotions online - she probably did the old 'copy / paste' response from something she used a few years ago back on the [M] to pwn a noob.

By the way you spelled ridiculous incorrectly

No I typed that out myself just then. I'm overly emotional lately, not really sure why but it's quite disturbing and alarming and I just plain don't like it.

[elpmis]

No I typed that out myself just then. I'm overly emotional lately, not really sure why but it's quite disturbing and alarming and I just plain don't like it.

R U PREGNANT? ;)

[mikey]

R U PREGNANT? ;)



I'd ask if her boobs were sore but she is lacking mammary glands.

[ERage]

R U PREGNANT? ;)

Yeah, it's possible. I saw this lady on the news last night that went to the hospital for stomach pains and while she was in there a baby fell out. She had no idea she was pregnant for 9 months.

I'm just sayin, when's the baby shower ;)

Edit: wouldn't it be ironic if she was having a litter

[Onnotangu]

Don't let Sarah fool you, she has no real emotions online - she probably did the old 'copy / paste' response from something she used a few years ago back on the [M] to pwn a noob.

By the way you spelled ridiculous incorrectly

spellchecks are for hippes and bob dylan fans.

[tre]

spellchecks are for hippes and bob dylan fans.

you spelled hippies wrong

[Onnotangu]

No I typed that out myself just then. I'm overly emotional lately, not really sure why but it's quite disturbing and alarming and I just plain don't like it.

Chocolate truce?
i have hagen dass and reese's peanut butter cups.

[Onnotangu]

you spelled hippies wrong

Ohnoes! teh errorz!

[BeerAd]

No I typed that out myself just then. I'm overly emotional lately, not really sure why but it's quite disturbing and alarming and I just plain don't like it.

checks under flynavy's skirt...

yep hes on his period, thats why :fly:

[zengirl]

R U PREGNANT? ;)

Not a chance.

:)

I think it's the change in weather, I'm not sure

[SemperFly]

checks under flynavy's skirt...

yep hes on his period, thats why :fly:

lol bite me, cockgobbler :p

[Dharma1521]

Zengirl, I know what will make you feel better! Let's talk about our love of the Min Pins.

::wiggle::

[BeerAd]

lol bite me, cockgobbler :p

hehe :heart:

call me tonite I will be riding the Hershey Highway

[zengirl]

Zengirl, I know what will make you feel better! Let's talk about our love of the Min Pins.

::wiggle::

:heart:

I did discover something the other night when I was taking Lu for a walk... if her collar rests at the bottom of her neck, she's a maniac on a leash, however, if I put her collar at the very top of her neck at the base of her head, she walks like the perfect puppy.

She also loves skateboards, if SchmilK is riding his skateboard, she wants to run along side with it. I think it's time for me to invest in some rollerblades so she can run during our walks... I just cant' run as fast as her.

[InnerMuse]

lol bite me, cockgobbler :p

That's Cap'n Cumguzzler to you, Buck-o!

[Dharma1521]

:heart:

I did discover something the other night when I was taking Lu for a walk... if her collar rests at the bottom of her neck, she's a maniac on a leash, however, if I put her collar at the very top of her neck at the base of her head, she walks like the perfect puppy.

She also loves skateboards, if SchmilK is riding his skateboard, she wants to run along side with it. I think it's time for me to invest in some rollerblades so she can run during our walks... I just cant' run as fast as her.

That was on the Dog Whisperer! But I didn't think it would work for Diego because he's into pain and would just choke himself out. I will have to try that!

[April40]

That was on the Dog Whisperer! But I didn't think it would work for Diego because he's into pain and would just choke himself out. I will have to try that!

Tranquilizers work just as well. :fly:

[zengirl]

That was on the Dog Whisperer! But I didn't think it would work for Diego because he's into pain and would just choke himself out. I will have to try that!

We get a lot of good tips and tricks from Caesar... and I completely disregard that whole "don't try this at home" thing. :fly:

Like they really think they're going to show all of that stuff on television and nobody is going to try it for themselves. :fly:

[Sp`ange]

so, where is the video?

[SchmilK]

so, where is the video?

It didn't play out IRL as it did in my head :( I had Lucky setup to bark when a pantleg with a white sock was recognized, and he barks when a cat walks past him, and he barks when LuLu walks in front of him...it worked great in the test run but dangit, Lucky just sat there when the service guy came, he didn't even look at Lucky, went straight to the utility closet, asked me if the flooring was the same in teh bathroom as it was in the kitchen, and then he changed the filter and left. :( Stupid webcam monitor program didnt even start recording when the service guy walked by :( So....MISSION SUCCESS! WE STILL GET TO LIVE THERE but the internet will have to wait for another visit in order to get a good video out of it :(

[bast_imret]

You have failed me for the last time, SchmilK!

[SchmilK]

Sorry dude...

here's banana hands...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

[bast_imret]

That's better.