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dbzeag
11-01-2006, 08:38 AM
Blatently stolen from another forum I frequent:

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"If you’re tired of anaemic, one-lung snowblowers with their slipping drive belts, you might consider Kai Grundt’s V8 snow blower which raises the bar on the traditional snow blower in every respect. With electric start, electric block heater, antifreeze heater and eight cylinders, it has no drive belts to freeze up and you’ll never get bored with the job as the 454 cubic inch big block Chevrolet V8 produces 412 horsepower, 430 foot pounds of torque and can throw snow 50 feet at just 3500 rpm. Nor will you get cold as the machine has been ingeniously designed to route the engine coolant through the handle bars, with the rear mounted, enclosed radiator keeping the operator nice and cosy.

The first point to make is that this is not a V8 grafted on a traditional snow blower carriage but a purpose-built unit crafted around a motor of this magnitude. It functions very much like a traditional blower by way of operator input and feedback and offers effortless safe operation.

Manouevering the massive beastie (it has a total wet weight of 912lbs) is a snack thanks to the hydraulic-drive 4WD skid steer on independent walking beams which offers a zero turning radius. It’s also as fast as you like, with an infinitely adjustable speed range on the drive wheels via dash mounted flow control. At the opposite end of the scale, it has more than enough torque to pull your car out of the ditch before the hydraulic motors stall! "

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Adding to the well-balanced feel of the unit, just 15 pounds of down force on the handlebars will lift the auger blade off the ground in order to climb stairs/walkways for ease of snow removal. Safety has and continues to be paramount with spring return to centre "fail safe" type directional controls with emergency stop and tether cords.

Safety is one of the key theme, with a flashing blue light (as required by law in many areas) being the least of the safety features. No-one will fail to hear you with those twin throaty exhausts, which come standard with 92 decibels at the controls, though if the rhumba of a V8 exhaust is music to your ears, you can obviously go much louder. Evan at the standard baffling, hearing protection is strongly suggested.

The powerful yard machine lights and a dashboard with backlit gauges complete the package to ease the burden of this normally reviled task

The custom 42 inch, two stage auger has a Chevrolet 10 bolt truck differential with spool and a centrifugal auger clutch with shear pin protection, further adding to the image of this “automotive theme blower.” As each unit is cutom-built, optional extras for the snowblower are both diverse and outrageous as the base unit – there is unlimited auger choices from single to multi stage designs and various motor combinations to suit the religious preferences of the customer (Chevy, Dodge Hemi, Ford) and such exotica as a V-10 or a diesel engine or remote starting can be accommodated.

And if, after a while, you feel you’ve outgrown the 400 horses, this particular engine is well catered for in the performance modification area, with Lunati camshaft, Milodon Gear drive, Holley and Edelbrock components to name a few, and there’s always the fuel injection option too, if you feel you need to throw the snow out of the county or ensure your seat in the “neighborhood blower blingster hall of fame."

tre
11-01-2006, 09:13 AM
man i could clear the driveway in about 4 minutes with that bad boy

dbzeag
11-01-2006, 09:17 AM
man i could clear the driveway in about 4 minutes with that bad boy

With the V10 version, you could do it in 4 seconds.

tre
11-01-2006, 09:30 AM
With the V10 version, you could do it in 4 seconds.

yeah but it would tear a hole through my garage door. i need something that can handle well.

dbzeag
11-01-2006, 09:40 AM
yeah but it would tear a hole through my garage door. i need something that can handle well.

4WD with 0 radius steering, I think it fits the bill.

SemperFly
11-01-2006, 09:44 AM
ricers will STILL claim they get better hp/liter


http://www.hondapowerequipment.com/images/model/hs928was-large.jpg

tre
11-01-2006, 09:46 AM
ricers will STILL claim they get better hp/liter


http://www.hondapowerequipment.com/images/model/hs928was-large.jpg

of course dude, it's got STICKERS on it.

Onnotangu
11-01-2006, 09:56 AM
I want to make manlove to that snowblower....in a platonic way with no spooning.

ChikkenNoodul
11-01-2006, 10:28 AM
I'll take one with a turbo diesel, so's I can run bio in 'er

wanko80
11-01-2006, 10:30 AM
Convert that into a lawn mower and I'll buy it.

theacoustician
11-01-2006, 10:35 AM
Snow, lol.

JPatrick
11-01-2006, 11:17 AM
Put a mowing deck on that and Id buy one

wanko80
11-01-2006, 11:40 AM
Put a mowing deck on that and Id buy one
I'm sure glad no one had said the exact same thing already in the thread.

tre
11-01-2006, 11:41 AM
I'm sure glad no one had said the exact same thing already in the thread.

it's not the same. Drool wants a mower in addition to the blower, you want it converted to a mower.

wanko80
11-01-2006, 11:42 AM
it's not the same. Drool wants a mower in addition to the blower, you want it converted to a mower.
He lives in Houston. He does not need the blower part.

JPatrick
11-01-2006, 11:43 AM
I'm sure glad no one had said the exact same thing already in the thread.



Like I pay attention to anything you say.That post right there, for example^^^

tre
11-01-2006, 11:44 AM
He lives in Houston. He does not need the blower part.

maybe not for snow, but it sure makes cleaning out a garage full of dead hookers easier.

wanko80
11-01-2006, 11:59 AM
maybe not for snow, but it sure makes cleaning out a garage full of dead midget transvestite hookers easier.

ChikkenNoodul
11-01-2006, 12:36 PM
He lives in Houston. He does not need the blower part.

for sending the grass clippings to the neighbors yard of course

FlamingGlory
11-01-2006, 12:42 PM
Ohio is considered in the snow belt now?

waffles

JPatrick
11-01-2006, 12:45 PM
for sending the grass clippings to the neighbors yard of course

and any small children that might get sucked up in there as well

ChikkenNoodul
11-01-2006, 12:52 PM
and any small children that might get sucked up in there as well

Yeah, they're not so good as fertilizer

All that sugar isn't so great for the grass I guess

BeerAd
11-01-2006, 02:43 PM
could prolly use that to cut my beard and hair, shits getting looooooong

ChikkenNoodul
11-01-2006, 02:45 PM
Ohio is considered in the snow belt now?

waffles

They get some serious lake effect snow, much like Buffalo 'n stuff

dbzeag
11-01-2006, 02:58 PM
Ohio is considered in the snow belt now?

waffles

Always has been :wtf:

FlamingGlory
11-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Always has been :wtf:
It doesnt even get cold there.

dbzeag
11-01-2006, 03:30 PM
It doesnt even get cold there.

Check the record high and low, then you tell me we don't get cold.

http://www.weather.com/weather/wxclimatology/monthly/graph/44102?from=36hr_bottomnav_undeclared

Oh, and remember the wind in the flat areas, 30mph constant is not uncommon.

FlamingGlory
11-01-2006, 03:52 PM
Check the record high and low, then you tell me we don't get cold.

http://www.weather.com/weather/wxclimatology/monthly/graph/44102?from=36hr_bottomnav_undeclared

Oh, and remember the wind in the flat areas, 30mph constant is not uncommon.

Omg, just like the hot place wher eI live now. Though we get colder on average.

http://www.weather.com/weather/wxclimatology/monthly/graph/13037?from=36hr_bottomnav_undeclared

Where I used to live :tard:

http://www.weather.com/weather/wxclimatology/monthly/graph/USMN0208?from=search

-53 is the record for oct I think.

dbzeag
11-01-2006, 04:07 PM
Chimney went to school in duluth. We get more snow, however.

JPatrick
11-01-2006, 04:09 PM
Its like 60 here
I might have to turn the heater in my truck on when I go home.

mikey
11-01-2006, 04:14 PM
Its like 60 here
I might have to turn the heater in my truck on when I go home.



I went out in shorts and a tshirt today. I ordered a new pair of winter sandals this morning.

tre
11-01-2006, 04:17 PM
I went out in shorts and a tshirt today. I ordered a new pair of winter sandals this morning.

I had to scrape off my windshield this morning.

mikey
11-01-2006, 04:23 PM
I had to scrape off my windshield this morning.



Snow here tomorrow.

FlamingGlory
11-01-2006, 04:34 PM
Snow here tomorrow.

Arent you Drool? That's a lie.