New word - not for the faint of heart

[shawndavid]

So I was at the gym today and, after I finish with weights, I do 30-45 minutes on the elliptical machine.

I felt a bit of moisture on my ass hole so I decided to go towel it out before pounding on that machine and, quite possibly, making a roux of the sweat & shit sauce that may be in my booty due to strain and seepage.

Upon dabbing and swiping I found nothing remarkable, but this caused me to think of a new word for that man-ass gravy that so many of us don't tell anyone about.

A combination of sweat and shit I present thee: switt

Used in a sentence...

"I finished mowing the lawn today and realized that I had switt my pants."

[FlamingGlory]

This is why I dont go to public gyms and get a real job, so you dont have time to come up with this shit.

[shawndavid]

That doesn't make sense.

Loosen your scrunchee, dude.

[FlamingGlory]

That doesn't make sense.

Loosen your scrunchee, dude.

:lol:

How did you know Im wearing a scrunchie?

[eileenbunny]

So wait, you are saying that when you go to the gym you shit your pants?

[snoogit]

uhhh I think thats just "butt sweat", or even "swamp ass"

I've never heard it called anything else

[wtfbbq?]

So wait, you are saying that when you go to the gym you shit your pants?

no, he just didn't wipe well enough

[freek]

sweaty booch is use round these parts...

[dirt rider]

I don't really shit my pants enough to need a custom word for it.

[April40]

I love it! I'm going to go make some switt now to top off my icecream cone.

[Ryokurin]

Too easy for people to say shatt instead of switt.

[fly]

I don't really shit my pants enough to need a custom word for it.

And they call you dirt rider. How odd.

[dirt rider]

no actually i called myself dirt rider.

[fly]

no actually i called myself dirt rider.

I am they though. :confused:

[dirt rider]

I am they though. :confused:

Yes. Yes you are.:P

[Ryokurin]

no actually i called myself dirt rider.

I think it would be more funny if you called yourself skidmarks.

[snoogit]

I think it would be more funny if you called yourself skidmarks.

Now that would be hilarity.

[ChikkenNoodul]

That'll be the next craze in Japan, a bunch of guys in wrestling outfits wiping their switt on some chicks face who's dressed like a schoolgirl and tied to a chair

[dirt rider]

I think it would be more funny if you called yourself skidmarks.


You can call me skidmarks if you like.

[wtfbbq?]

Too easy for people to say shatt instead of switt.

yeah but thats just the past tense of shit

[Ryokurin]

no, shatted means you tried to fart but shitted in your pants.

[shawndavid]

That'll be the next craze in Japan, a bunch of guys in wrestling outfits wiping their switt on some chicks face who's dressed like a schoolgirl and tied to a chair

I love you.

[shawndavid]

I sat in the floor of a canoe once on the river after a huge drinking river go-round and the water that accumulated on the floor got, shall we say, warm?

I coined the term 'tea nuts' for the sun tea that was brewing in my man pot in the basin of the meandering craft.

Tea......nuts...

[elpmis]

oh yeah well I have a new word for ya

when you fantasize that you're fucking a young guy in the asshole while he fucks your mother missionary style, that's called "throablizing"

[shawndavid]

oh yeah well I have a new word for ya

when you fantasize that you're fucking a young guy in the asshole while he fucks your mother missionary style, that's called "throablizing"

People manifest anger and frustration in different ways.

I forgive you.

[Galen]

Gym's usually stink anyway, sweat covered machines and civil servants everywhere for extortionate fees.

Nothing beats rowing and a spot of the old rugby.

[w_a_w]

thread should have been "not fot the taint of heart"

[April40]

You can call me skidmarks if you like.

Done.

[Desslock]

no, shatted means you tried to fart but shitted in your pants.

I thought that was a shart?

[w_a_w]

Done.


dammit, beat me to it