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[wtfbbq?]

HAY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS FORUM? :cool:

[JJ Lady]

Holy cow we have had an influx of new people!

Welcome!

[wtfbbq?]

Holy cow we have had an influx of new people!

Welcome!

sanjay posted a link on the ask me a question thread on genmay

< prometheum from genmay

[KNYTE]

HAY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS FORUM? :cool:

You need to try harder than this in order to make it on this forum.

[Galen]

Hello and welcome

[Galen]

You need to try harder than this in order to make it on this forum.

All new registrants should take a vow of lurking immediately and not stop until they are totally washed clean of Genmay's crappiness.

[JPatrick]

Please, dont make me hate you.

[FlamingGlory]

I hate you.

[animepark13]

like omghi2u

[Arátoeldar]

Great thread. :rolleyes:

[wtfbbq?]

Great thread. :rolleyes:

the forum automagically made it for me thanks!

[Arátoeldar]

the forum automagically made it for me thanks!

I like you prometheum so please do something more than use Genmay cliches and spam. Otherwise you will never get out of this thread.

Edit: Take a hint from my interweb daughter's (augusttremulous) thread.

[FlamingGlory]

Colour me thouroughly unimpressed.

[wtfbbq?]

well i guess you guys want some content

I'm 23, live in anchorage, AK; originally from Dallas, TX, thats what i call home. I'm work in the US Air Force as an F-15E avionics technician, been in for almost 3 years...3 years exactly on October 7. Its been a fast 3 years too, and met some of my best friends, we travelled to Korea, Guam, Japan, and Vegas together, shared a tent for 4 1/2 months in Korea together, carried each other out of bars when we were too drunk to walk; I think you will have a hard time finding a brotherhood stronger than that shared among deployed aircraft maintainers. Although not the highest paying job I've ever had, this is probably the best job I've ever had and among the best experiences of my life, especially when i got a chance to ride in the back seat of an F-15 2 months ago. I will certainly miss his job when i get out, but there are bigger and better things out there for me.

Current goals are to finish my degree in aerospace engineering while i'm in the military and uncle sam will pay for 100% of it, and would like to end up working for a defense contractor (boeing, raytheon, lockheed martin...etc) or perhaps some government job that will let me keep all the govt benefits while not having to deal with all the bullshit the military makes me put up with.

I just started working again, (the air force gives you free time off after a deployment) and things have changed a lot from before I left. The spot where i used to work is now being torn down to make room for an F-22 squadron so now we are working out of trailors...we don't even have a hanger assinged to us.

Books: I enjoy reading a lot (easiest way to stay out of trouble while deployed) just finished Atlas Shrugged, Ayn rand is one of my favorite writers. supposedly will be a movie in 2008. favorite book would probably be Jack Kerouac's On the Road, i think its supposed to be a movie too.
Music: pretty much anythig that falls under the rock catagory, led zeppelin's houses of the holy is currently the cd in my car, currently playing on my computer is sublime's best of cd.
other hobbies:
cars: own a wr blue (is there any other color for this car) 2003 wrx, td05h-16g turbo, sti pinks, vishnu full turbo back exhuast, UTEC engine management
photography canon g5, would really like to get a nikon d50
travelling aside from all the places i mentioned i've been to england, france, germany, italy, vietnam (vietnamese) would like to revisit england, cambodia, russia (cold war really interests me) revisit germany, visit all 50 states

hope thats what you want, because thats what i've got to offer! would love to stay and chat, but i've got a friend to drop off at the airport

whats this marklar business anyway...I catch the south park reference...but thats about it

[mikey]

Heard from nanna lately?

[Sarcasmo]

Dallas, huh? That's all I need to know. Let him out.

[mikey]

whats this marklar business anyway...I catch the south park reference...but thats about it



you can buy titles and various other things with it up there in the flymart

[wtfbbq?]

Heard from nanna lately?

have never met her, I thought she went to college in Oregon? have only been to fairbanks once while i've been here

[April40]

Hi, welcome. Don't fuck up.

[Arátoeldar]

well i guess you guys want some content
*snip*

Yes content is supposed to be king around here. Welcome to fly's Insane Asylum. Thank goodness there was no PG forum or threads when I stated here. While I am not a spammer. I am also not a writer either.:O

[Coqui]

Welcome to our abode!

[Onnotangu]

nudes of your pc please?

[w_a_w]

Please, dont make me hate you.

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!

[theacoustician]

Until that long post, I was a little worried about this one. Keep posting a little more like that and I'm sure someone will call for you to be voted up.

[KNYTE]

I will give this thread a "it's getting there" rating.

[fly]

An excellent post. Rated

[Pandora]

Hello new person. It's a small world after all! My dad was an airplane technician type person in the USAF too. :cool: After 26 long years tho he retired. Now if I could only remember what he worked on.... C-141's n'stuff

[BeerAd]

nudes of your pc please?

This is how it starts, You figure hey ill join this cool looking forum, hey I guess I can post some nudes of my pc why not right, then BAM HERPES!

[reverendsaintjay]

This is how it starts, You figure hey ill join this cool looking forum, hey I guess I can post some nudes of my pc why not right, then BAM HERPES!

You too? They told me I was special...

[Pandora]

And what exactly is wrong with bbq anyways? Smoked meat is mighty tastey. :drool:

[itburnswhenipee]

One of the nicknames of a contributing writer at Something Awful is OMGWTFBBQ. I imagine that was the inspiration for this fellow's name.

[ERage]

And what exactly is wrong with bbq anyways? Smoked meat is mighty tastey. :drool:

I like my sausage smoked.

applause for the weak sexual innuendo! :fly:

[mikey]

have never met her, I thought she went to college in Oregon? have only been to fairbanks once while i've been here




From what I recall, yeah. I thought you knew her for some reason at first, it may just be your avatar at NHP. I remember who I was thinking about now.

[wtfbbq?]

From what I recall, yeah. I thought you knew her for some reason at first, it may just be your avatar at NHP. I remember who I was thinking about now.

probably thinking of methodical; i think he still posts on hard forums

[mikey]

probably thinking of methodical; i think he still posts on hard forums



yes sir, that's who it was

[KNYTE]

Rated 3.

[wtfbbq?]

Hello new person. It's a small world after all! My dad was an airplane technician type person in the USAF too. :cool: After 26 long years tho he retired. Now if I could only remember what he worked on.... C-141's n'stuff



26 years? thats too long for me. rode on a c-141 the way to korea, wasn't configured for passengers either, so we had to sit on jumpseats and cargo nets the entire 9 hour flight.

[mikey]

Hello new person. It's a small world after all! My dad was an airplane technician type person in the USAF too. :cool: After 26 long years tho he retired. Now if I could only remember what he worked on.... C-141's n'stuff




that's what my dad did :thrawn:

[KNYTE]

26 years? thats too long for me. rode on a c-141 the way to korea, wasn't configured for passengers either, so we had to sit on jumpseats and cargo nets the entire 9 hour flight.

I have fantasies involving cargo nets.

[KNYTE]

I have fantasies involving cargo nets.

I like where this is going.

[theacoustician]

I have fantasies involving cargo nets.I like where this is going.
:wtf: Someone needs to get back on their meds

[April40]

I like where this is going.

:lol: You are so queerly funny.

[Arátoeldar]

26 years? thats too long for me. rode on a c-141 the way to korea, wasn't configured for passengers either, so we had to sit on jumpseats and cargo nets the entire 9 hour flight.

Damn that sucks. I thought the ride I had between Fort Campbell and Ft. Bliss was bad.

[Pandora]

that's what my dad did :thrawn:

but...that's what my dad did.... :thrawn:

[mikey]

as long as your mom wasn't in vegas thirty years ago, i think we're alright

[Pandora]

as long as your mom wasn't in vegas thirty years ago, i think we're alright

:lol: Not a chance in hell.

[wtfbbq?]

Damn that sucks. I thought the ride I had between Fort Campbell and Ft. Bliss was bad.

it wasn't a bad flight....cold as fuck when we got up though; we landed in japan where they let the jet cook in the blistering summer heat and humidity for 3 hours while they refueled the jet, so we were sweating our asses when we boarded again until they cranked the motors

[theacoustician]

Time to vote on bbq.

[Coqui]

Let him out

[itburnswhenipee]

Sure. Why not?

[Pandora]

Make it three!

[ERage]

Time to vote on bbq.

I prefer an east coast North Carolina style vinegar sauce on hickory smoked pork

oh you mean this guy. yeah, he's cool. Free him up :D

[theacoustician]

I prefer an east coast North Carolina style vinegar sauce on hickory smoked pork
Duh, the shit that tastes like candy isn't real bbq.

[theacoustician]

Standing next to me in this lonely crowd,
Is a man who swears he's not to blame.
All day long I hear him shout so loud,
Crying out that he was framed.
I see my light come shining
From the west unto the east.
Any day now, any day now,
He shall be released.

[Arátoeldar]

Congrats wtfbbq? on being released. :) :cool: