Commuter afflictions

[ChikkenNoodul]

We all occasionally get the 'coffee printed' shirt, and 'nev coats his car with Cherry Coke from time to time.

And then there's the donut sprinkles in your pockets, and the donut powder all over your dark clothes.

The worst one has to be 'muffin butt' though, where you spill crumbs and clumps from a muffin and it works it's way underneath your butt on the seat and sticks.

[JPatrick]

I dont really eat in my vehicle that much
My wife always throws the little wrapper from her drink straws in the door pocket of my truck tho.

[fly]

I dont really eat in my vehicle that much
My wife always throws the little wrapper from her drink straws in the door pocket of my truck tho.

I had a chick do that once. I've found if you give them a good beating, like a serios Rick James style beating, they stop.

[DirkPhoenix]

I'm a pretty disgusting guy at times, so I get the "I need to blow my nose so I reach to find a Kleenex or napkin just to find that it has been used before...like 10 minutes ago" issues.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I dont really eat in my vehicle that much
My wife always throws the little wrapper from her drink straws in the door pocket of my truck tho.I spend like 4 hours a day in my car, I eat, drink, whiz, shower, shave, and perform home dentistry in there.

[theacoustician]

Eating in my car is punishable by death.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I had a chick do that once. I've found if you give them a good beating, like a serios Rick James style beating, they stop.Did you smash her head into the dashboard?

[JPatrick]

I spend like 4 hours a day in my car, I eat, drink, whiz, shower, shave, and perform home dentistry in there.

ah, see my commute is like 15 minutes each way

[smileynev]

I eat in my car quite often, actually. Surprising as that may sound. And I think the cherry coke incident has permanently muxed up my driver's side locking mechanism.

[JPatrick]

I eat in my car quite often, actually. Surprising as that may sound. And I think the cherry coke incident has permanently muxed up my driver's side locking mechanism.


a skinny little thing like you needs to eat as often as you can

[ChikkenNoodul]

I eat in my car quite often, actually. Surprising as that may sound. And I think the cherry coke incident has permanently muxed up my driver's side locking mechanism.You could just steal a door from another malibu

[ChikkenNoodul]

a skinny little thing like you needs to eat as often as you canHe's gonna waste away, get that boy some chocolate cake

[smileynev]

You could just steal a door from another malibu
They had a thing on the radio this morning about what your star wars name would be.

Take the last three letters of your first name and reverse them
Then take the model of the first car that you have owned
and finally add "from the planet" and the name of your last prescription medication.

Mine would be "Niv Malibu from the planet I don't even remember"

[smileynev]

He's gonna waste away, get that boy some chocolate cake
I almost bought a chocolate chocolate chip muffin, but it would have filled me up for the day.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I almost bought a chocolate chocolate chip muffin, but it would have filled me up for the day.And you would've had muffin butt.

[ChikkenNoodul]

They had a thing on the radio this morning about what your star wars name would be.

Take the last three letters of your first name and reverse them
Then take the model of the first car that you have owned
and finally add "from the planet" and the name of your last prescription medication.

Mine would be "Niv Malibu from the planet I don't even remember"Lra Cutlass Supreme from the Planet Versed

[smileynev]

Lra Cutlass Supreme from the Planet Versed
ohhh, Lra. Very sexy in a wookie kind of way.

[JPatrick]

Ick Maverick from the planet ?

[smileynev]

Ick Maverick from the planet ?
Viagra?
Monoxidil?
Cialis?

[JPatrick]

Viagra?
Monoxidil?
Cialis?


the last perscription I had was some ointment for a scratch I got on my freakin eyeball that got infected

[smileynev]

the last perscription I had was some ointment for a scratch I got on my freakin eyeball that got infected
I think my last one was for some antibiotics that I never got filled.

[elpmis]

Eating in my car is punishable by death.dude, it's an RSX, not a fucking ferrari

[ChikkenNoodul]

Cialis?"Erections lasting longer than four hours are a serious medical condition and require treatment"

[fly]

dude, it's an RSX, not a fucking ferrari

Or a G35. :drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Or a G35. :drool:Coupe no less :drool:

[theacoustician]

dude, it's an RSX, not a fucking ferrariSomeone spilled Taco Bell all over the back seat of my old car. Besides taking 2 hours to clean, the smell never full came out. It always smelled slightly of Taco Bell until I sold it.

That is why there is no eating in the car.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Someone spilled Taco Bell all over the back seat of my old car. Besides taking 2 hours to clean, the smell never full came out. It always smelled slightly of Taco Bell until I sold it.

That is why there is no eating in the car.Spilled or spewed?

:barf:

[JPatrick]

someone (me) spilled a budweiser in my car and the fucker smelled like stale beer untill the day I got rid of it
fuckin nasty

[theacoustician]

Spilled or spewed?

:barf:Spilled. They were eating something and all the filling fell out of the bottom. Since there were two people in the backseat, they managed to step in it alot while trying to clean it up and really grind it into the carpet.

[JPatrick]

Spilled. They were eating something and all the filling fell out of the bottom. Since there were two people in the backseat, they managed to step in it alot while trying to clean it up and really grind it into the carpet.

You shoulda ground your foot into someones ass

[theacoustician]

You shoulda ground your foot into someones assI kicked them both out and made them walk the rest of the way back to campus (about 2 miles)

[April40]

I have a bad habit of leaving doggy bags in the trunk of my car.


... then finding them a week later. :barf:

[fly]

Someone spilled Taco Bell all over the back seat of my old car. Besides taking 2 hours to clean, the smell never full came out. It always smelled slightly of Taco Bell until I sold it.

That is why there is no eating in the car.

hahahahaha

I bet your coworkers always wondered why you smelled messican.

[fly]

I have a bad habit of leaving doggy bags in the trunk of my car.


... then finding them a week later. :barf:

Luckily for you, strip club food (and grilled cheese) tastes the same a week later...

[ChikkenNoodul]

someone (me) spilled a budweiser in my car and the fucker smelled like stale beer untill the day I got rid of it
fuckin nastyYou shoulda kicked your ass

[Fat Burger]

Now wait just a fucking minute...

Drool is married? Shit, maybe there is hope for me :D

[ChikkenNoodul]

That's why I only drink in rental cars

[JPatrick]

You shoulda kicked your ass

ya I shoulda

[JPatrick]

Now wait just a fucking minute...

Drool is married? Shit, maybe there is hope for me :D


Yeah seriously
I didnt have to dope her or trick her or anything.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Spilled. They were eating something and all the filling fell out of the bottom. Since there were two people in the backseat, they managed to step in it alot while trying to clean it up and really grind it into the carpet.Holy carp, that's like the guy who helped paint some walls in my old house and stepped in the paint tray and tracked it around.

[April40]

Luckily for you, strip club food (and grilled cheese) tastes the same a week later...


I can't believe you. :barf: lol

[ChikkenNoodul]

I have a bad habit of leaving doggy bags in the trunk of my car.


... then finding them a week later. :barf:That's why I put them in the back seat instead. So I can smell it the whole ride home and be sure to throw it away immediately.

[fly]

Yeah seriously
I didnt have to dope her or trick her or anything.

okay, now youre lying.

[April40]

That's why I put them in the back seat instead. So I can smell it the whole ride home and be sure to throw it away immediately.


Its usually chinese for some odd reason, and that stuff is rank the minute you close yoruself up in a car with it.

[JPatrick]

okay, now youre lying.

No Im not
And it was HER idea we get married
Plus its not like it was for my money , cuz I dont have any. And she hasnt made me get some crazy giant life insurance policy or anything.
Im beginning to think she might acutally like me.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Its usually chinese for some odd reason, and that stuff is rank the minute you close yoruself up in a car with it.Yeah it is.

Pizza hut pizza too.


Seafood is even worse though...

[smileynev]

No Im not
And it was HER idea we get married
Plus its not like it was for my money , cuz I dont have any. And she hasnt made me get some crazy giant life insurance policy or anything.
Im beginning to think she might acutally like me.
green card?

[ChikkenNoodul]

No Im not
And it was HER idea we get married
Plus its not like it was for my money , cuz I dont have any. And she hasnt made me get some crazy giant life insurance policy or anything.
Im beginning to think she might acutally like me.You are the secret heir to the Busch fortune.

[JPatrick]

You are the secret heir to the Busch fortune.

Well at least Ill have money to buy good beer with

[smileynev]

How long is too long if you left something in your car before you can't eat it?

[JPatrick]

How long is too long if you left something in your car before you can't eat it?

if you can smell it from inside the house, its been in the car too long

[ChikkenNoodul]

if you can smell it from inside the house, its been in the car too longGuess it's time to get that IRS agent out of the trunk....

[smileynev]

if you can smell it from inside the house, its been in the car too long
The truck gets parked in the garage, the car in the driveway. So I can assume stuff thats in the car can last a little longer?

[fly]

Yeah it is.

Pizza hut pizza too.


Seafood is even worse though...

Never let shrimp and fettucini alfredo leak out of the bag into the car while on vacation.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Never let shrimp and fettucini alfredo leak out of the bag into the car while on vacation.Oh fuck no :egads: :barf:

Did you do that when you went south of the border?