getting tattoos just got really uncool

[w_a_w]

all the cool kids are doing it! :fly:
http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan-wants-to-open-a-tattoo-shop/v/3291/

[HydroSqueegee]

tatoos have been pretty lame for a while now.

[KNYTE]

tatoos have been pretty lame for a while now.

[theacoustician]

Somehow, I don't see this working out for her.

[FlamingGlory]

tatoos have been pretty lame for a while now.
Branding or scarification is where it's at.

[Sarcasmo]

Somehow, I don't see this working out for her.


I'm going to have to concur. And then re-concur with myself.

[SemperFly]

meh, I'm still probably going to get the ones I've planned on


I do find it cool that she learned how to shoot before her trip to Iraq with Clinton

[FlamingGlory]

meh, I'm still probably going to get the ones I've planned on


I do find it cool that she learned how to shoot before her trip to Iraq with Clinton
Uh she didnt go...

LINDSAY LOHAN says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops.

Lohan and Clinton, the new Hope and Crosby.

And when they get back from Iraq, they could team up as Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly in a touring company of "Chicago."

Could be a good way (wink, wink) to see the country, senator?

Anyway, not to parse Lindsay's words too carefully,

we're guessing she doesn't want to entertain the troops with Mrs. Clinton, but she has been awful wacky lately.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan says in the new Elle magazine. "Hillary was trying to work it out [don't you just love how she calls her Hillary - like they're old sorority sisters], but it seemed too dangerous."

Yeah, for the soldiers.

The last thing our troops need is to be concentrating on Lindsay, instead of staying alive.

Lohan says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed in 1954 for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan tells Elle.

Wait a second, we thought you aspired to be a serious actress? Or was it a fashion model? Or a singer?

It's hard to take any of this seriously but Lindsay says she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by going to an L.A. gun range with her security guard and "start taking shooting lessons."

Because, let's face it, when your convoy blows up, it's good to know how to handle a handgun.

As for Lindsay road-tripping with Sen. Clinton, a spokesman for "Hillary" said, "It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO."

[SemperFly]

I didn't know if she had actually gone yet but it seems she wants to and it's nice to have one more person taking an interest. :)

[bast_imret]

I don't get a tattoo cause it's trendy or cause the MTV tells me to. I get one because I like them as a form of art, I enjoy the process of getting them done, and it's fucking addictive and I can't stop now! So what if LL wants to open a shop, doesn't mean I have to go there.

[w_a_w]

I don't get a tattoo cause it's trendy or cause the MTV tells me to. I get one because I like them as a form of art, I enjoy the process of getting them done, and it's fucking addictive and I can't stop now! So what if LL wants to open a shop, doesn't mean I have to go there.


don't get your panties in a wad...just busting balls ;)

[bast_imret]

don't get your panties in a wad...just busting balls ;)

kinda hard to do that when I'm not wearing any :hi2u:

[w_a_w]

kinda hard to do that when I'm not wearing any :hi2u:


o my :drool:

[HydroSqueegee]

Branding or scarification is where it's at.
ahhh... the smell of burnt bologna in the morning.

all the real men are doing it.

[shawndavid]

I going to get some rivets running down my dorsal side beneath the skin.

[w_a_w]

speaking of tattoos, one of my lawyers was bending down under her desk this morning and I saw for the first time she has a tramp stamp :fly:

[bast_imret]

hawt

[BeerAd]

I do piercings which are just as trendy but this has been coming for awhile. Doesnt suprise me that a well known celeb is gonna open a parlor, she will make alot of money because she has alot of fans, plain and simple

[Sarcasmo]

I don't get a tattoo cause it's trendy or cause the MTV tells me to. I get one because I like them as a form of art, I enjoy the process of getting them done, and it's fucking addictive and I can't stop now! So what if LL wants to open a shop, doesn't mean I have to go there.


STEP OFF, CAPTAIN PSA

[InfluX]

:(

i'm addicted to ink.

[FlamingGlory]

:(

i'm addicted to ink.
?

Pics.

[BeerAd]

:(

i'm addicted to ink.

Yes, many octopi' are

[Sarcasmo]

:(

i'm addicted to ink.


God I fucking hate it when people call it ink.

[theacoustician]

God I fucking hate it when people call it ink.
Why? What do you care?

[HydroSqueegee]

Why? What do you care?

its just link most slang... it tends to be pretty damn gay, yet the hip youngsters say it anyhoo.

[theacoustician]

its just link most slang... it tends to be pretty damn gay, yet the hip youngsters say it anyhoo.I like how you threw your voice there, Sarcasmo.

[Sarcasmo]

Why? What do you care?

I can't explain it rationally.

You know how when a new trend comes along, and people totally buy into it, and then they start using all the trend lingo and using the trend hand gestures and subscribing to the trend catalog in the mail, and pretty soon you just want to slide them over a table saw blade while laughing and crying at the same time? It's kind of like that.

[HydroSqueegee]

I like how you threw your voice there, Sarcasmo.
step off my grill g

[BeerAd]

I can't explain it rationally.

You know how when a new trend comes along, and people totally buy into it, and then they start using all the trend lingo and using the trend hand gestures and subscribing to the trend catalog in the mail, and pretty soon you just want to slide them over a table saw blade while laughing and crying at the same time? It's kind of like that.

Werd my brotha, I know exactly how you feel dawg. I love how you got jiggy wit it and didnt hold anything back. When we are in da club doin da shoulda lean I get feeling like this too.

[w_a_w]

I like how you threw your voice there, Sarcasmo.


human puppet...sarcasmo's hand is up his ass

[Sarcasmo]

When we are in da club doin da shoulda lean I get feeling like this too.

Seriously though, what's a "shoulda lean"? I might have to add that to my lexicon.

[Pandora]

:(

i'm addicted to ink.

QFMT

I've been sending my next tat artist love emails all morning. :drool:

[BeerAd]

Seriously though, what's a "shoulda lean"? I might have to add that to my lexicon.

I dunno but when I typed it into google I got a whole bunch of innocent looking white kids, give it a whirl ;)

[Pandora]

I can't explain it rationally.

You know how when a new trend comes along, and people totally buy into it, and then they start using all the trend lingo and using the trend hand gestures and subscribing to the trend catalog in the mail, and pretty soon you just want to slide them over a table saw blade while laughing and crying at the same time? It's kind of like that.

Wow, I never realized you were so anti-trend Mr. GQ. I have hate for the puppets too, but I just tune them out. I don't watch their tv shows, or listen to their music, or spend any time in places where the trend whores go. The only exposure I really ever have to them is when I go to the mall. ;) Perhaps you should adopt the hermit lifestyle as well? :fly:

[Pandora]

?

Pics.

I'm with FGH on this one. Pics of Influx's tats needed stat. She can see my skin if she shows hers. :pandora:

[Sarcasmo]

Wow, I never realized you were so anti-trend Mr. GQ. I have hate for the puppets too, but I just tune them out. I don't watch their tv shows, or listen to their music, or spend any time in places where the trend whores go. The only exposure I really ever have to them is when I go to the mall. ;) Perhaps you should adopt the hermit lifestyle as well? :fly:


I'm going to move into your hippie commune and replace my vocabulary with an incoherent stream of grumbles and snarls.

[BeerAd]

I'm going to move into your hippie commune and replace my vocabulary with an incoherent stream of grumbles and snarls.

Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble

/southpark

[Pandora]

I'm going to move into your hippie commune and replace my vocabulary with an incoherent stream of grumbles and snarls.

Sorry we only allow cool kids with ink into my commune. :fly: ;) :heart:

[bast_imret]

I'm with FGH on this one. Pics of Influx's tats needed stat. She can see my skin if she shows hers. :pandora:

QFT. I told her awhile ago she owed me pics.

plz post them :O

[b_sinning]

I like my tattoos. People that do anything becuase Lohan or Paris do it should be shot. Unless it's lots of sex with random people. That's still ok.

[bast_imret]

I like my tattoos. People that do anything becuase Lohan or Paris do it should be shot. Unless it's lots of sex with random people. That's still ok.

Wait, so are you saying that Sarcasmo models his sex life after one of the hollywood puppets? :fly:

[BeerAd]

Wait, so are you saying that Sarcasmo models his sex life after one of the hollywood puppets? :fly:

Wait, Sarcasmo has sex with random people :mad: :mad: :mad:


He said he loved me:(

[bast_imret]

haha, owned

Edit: better get yourself tested.

[BeerAd]

haha, owned

Edit: better get yourself tested.

I did, they said I had the highest score possible:fly:

[bast_imret]

I did, they said I had the highest score possible:fly:

wow, that boy's a walking hotbed of viral activity!

[fly]

did influx post pics yet?

[InfluX]

i'll post one when i get home.

[BeerAd]

did influx post pics yet?

No but she sure as hell is lurking :fly:

[bast_imret]

i'll post one when i get home.

yay! :happy:

[InfluX]

No but she sure as hell is lurking :fly:


it's just how i roll.


i have the urge to whip out all the annoying slang i know now.

[BeerAd]

it's just how i roll.


i have the urge to whip out all the annoying slang i know now.


haha, Thats how I roll, bwhahahahhahaa

[Pandora]

i'll post one when i get home.

Omgosh tattoos! :happy:

[mikey]

Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble

/southpark


It's rabble


RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[w_a_w]

It's rabble


RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/hamburglar.jpg

[JJ Lady]

I get my uncool tattoo on Saturday :happy:

[mikey]

I get my uncool tattoo on Saturday :happy:




Whatchu getting?

[JJ Lady]

Whatchu getting?

An Anklet of Cherry Blossoms and branches

[JPatrick]

I can't explain it rationally.

You know how when a new trend comes along, and people totally buy into it, and then they start using all the trend lingo and using the trend hand gestures and subscribing to the trend catalog in the mail, and pretty soon you just want to slide them over a table saw blade while laughing and crying at the same time? It's kind of like that.


you make me giggle mah niggle

[shawndavid]

God I fucking hate it when people call it ink.

I worked at Little Caesar's in high school and I used to hate answering the phone to hear someone ask me for a large pie. It was typically a male from the great white north. They would as well condemn us for not producing said pie in the fashion of a New York City pizzaria.

Pie has motherfuckin fruit in it or chocolate or, sometimes, chicken and vegetables...hell I'll even go with hair pie, but to call a pizza a pie coaxes me to drive railroad ties into my temples.

[w_a_w]

I worked at Little Caesar's in high school and I used to hate answering the phone to hear someone ask me for a large pie. It was typically a male from the great white north. They would as well condemn us for not producing said pie in the fashion of a New York City pizzaria.

Pie has motherfuckin fruit in it or chocolate or, sometimes, chicken and vegetables...hell I'll even go with hair pie, but to call a pizza a pie coaxes me to drive railroad ties into my temples.


I used to love little caesars...it's a shame they've just about gone under

[bast_imret]

where is influx's tat pic??? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

[mikey]

where is influx's tat pic??? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!


She had a head injury yesterday, the firing sequence may be a bit off.

[FlamingGlory]

I used to love little caesars...it's a shame they've just about gone under
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Little ceasars is some of the nastiest shit on the planet. Right next to Dominoes. Pizza Hut is barely edible.

:barf:

[Bubbles]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Little ceasars is some of the nastiest shit on the planet. Right next to Dominoes. Pizza Hut is barely edible.

:barf:

wow, a music snob AND a pizza snob

[FlamingGlory]

wow, a music snob AND a pizza snob
at least I'm honest with myself

[InfluX]

where is influx's tat pic??? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!


two of my birdies on the rib cage. have another on my hip and an unfinished tattoo on my back between my shoulder blades right over my spine.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/birdies.JPG

and because thrawn can't identify body parts

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300007.JPG

[InfluX]

She had a head injury yesterday, the firing sequence may be a bit off.


the saddest part is that it was self inflicted and i work at a safety store.


you better have kicked that fucking trailer right in the face.

[mikey]

two of my birdies on the rib cage. have another on my hip and an unfinished tattoo on my back between my shoulder blades right over my spine.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/birdies.JPG

and because thrawn can't identify body parts

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300007.JPG



i am willing to bet every single member here appreciates my lack of identification right now...:heart:

[FlamingGlory]

Interesting @ influx

[bast_imret]

very nice. I love tattoos like that, ones that flow really well with the shape and curves of someones body. I'm all about symmetry and flow when it comes to tats. Here's a few more that I like from bmezine:
http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A60814/high/bmepb329753.jpg
http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A60718/high/bmepb311359.jpg
http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A60808/high/bmepb326083.jpg

There's a gorgeous one on there of an thin-line, kind of vine inspired waist band, all the way around, but I can't find it anymore without a membership :(

What's the unfinished one of on your back? I'll be getting my Koi finished up this weekend. Can't wait!

Edit: Aha! Found the waistband. Might be a little nsfw. The chick is nude, and you see some buttcrack. Link to pics is in the spoiler:
http://www.molokosynthemesc.com/search/srch2004.exe?search=waistband&lim=0

[mikey]

Edit: Aha! Found the waistband. Might be a little nsfw. The chick is nude, and you see some buttcrack. Link to pics is in the spoiler:
http://www.molokosynthemesc.com/search/srch2004.exe?search=waistband&lim=0


That is hot. She has the body for it, who ever she is.

[BeerAd]

two of my birdies on the rib cage. have another on my hip and an unfinished tattoo on my back between my shoulder blades right over my spine.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/birdies.JPG

and because thrawn can't identify body parts

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300007.JPG

That is actually quite nice, does it wrap to the back? front?

[InfluX]

That is actually quite nice, does it wrap to the back? front?


the front one comes up in the middle of my chest and the second one goes up under my armpit and wraps around to my back.

[Pandora]

two of my birdies on the rib cage. have another on my hip and an unfinished tattoo on my back between my shoulder blades right over my spine.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/birdies.JPG

and because thrawn can't identify body parts

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300007.JPG

Very cool. Who designed it?

I've thought about getting some orchids that vine around me somehow. Still trying to decide tho. There sooo much ink out there and I don't have enough skin for all of it! :(

[bast_imret]

girl, you barely have any of it covered, you still got plenty of space :D

[BeerAd]

the front one comes up in the middle of my chest and the second one goes up under my armpit and wraps around to my back.

Sounds tight...

One of my ex's had her whole back done and it wrapped over the shoulder blades. It actually was a little to much because the whole thing was filled and shadded but I did enjoy it non the less.

[Sarcasmo]

Very cool. Who designed it?

I've thought about getting some orchids that vine around me somehow. Still trying to decide tho. There sooo much ink out there and I don't have enough skin for all of it! :(

EFF U

[Pandora]

EFF U

Yeah I typed that special for you. :heart:

[FlamingGlory]

Sounds tight...

One of my ex's had her whole back done and it wrapped over the shoulder blades. It actually was a little to much because the whole thing was filled and shadded but I did enjoy it non the less.
Yeah, it'd be the sexual equivalent to reading cereal boxes at breakfast.

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah I typed that special for you. :heart:


I know. I wuv you. :heart:

[BeerAd]

Yeah, it'd be the sexual equivalent to reading cereal boxes at breakfast.

Go back to your coldplay, you emo prick :fly:

[itburnswhenipee]

Yeah, it'd be the sexual equivalent to reading cereal boxes at breakfast.

Holy shit. FlamingHooHah said something funny.

[b_sinning]

Very cool tats Influx.

[Krazed]

Am I the only one that thinks this might catch on?

incidentally, her ass is flat and yet droopy. wtf.

[Krazed]

two of my birdies on the rib cage. have another on my hip and an unfinished tattoo on my back between my shoulder blades right over my spine.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/birdies.PG

and because thrawn can't identify body parts

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300007.PG
vurreh nice