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Greeting everyone!
This dark little corner of the internet was pointed out to me by ERage. So if I do or say anything stupid ... BLAME HIM!!! :D

Regards,
Brad

[mikey]

hello brad


edit> dammit, my amazing googling skills for your first name do not hold up to the quick post

[mikey]

What are your thoughts on mail order poop?

[FlamingGlory]

Could everyone just lay off the "poop" jokes for 5 minutes. It's long been tedious.

And you sign your posts Brad? Why do you do that Brad? Can I call you Brad, Brad?

[mikey]

What are your thoughts on sybian sex, Brad?



Regards,
Betty

[Sarcasmo]

regards,

Stolenberg

[inphosys]

What are your thoughts on mail order poop?

While I have to agree with FlamingGlory on this one (this topic has been pursued far beyond necessity) ... I have seen some of Drool-Boy's work first hand. My only words are ... Effective, humorous and slightly disturbing. [not necessarily in that order]

[inphosys]

Could everyone just lay off the "poop" jokes for 5 minutes. It's long been tedious.

And you sign your posts Brad? Why do you do that Brad? Can I call you Brad, Brad?


Most certainly, you may call me Brad. You may also refer to me as Inphosys. For some reason I felt as though I didn't need to carry around my usual level of internet anonymity here. Perhaps it's your warm and welcoming atmosphere. Perhaps it's the poop jokes. WHO KNOWS??!?

Brad

[inphosys]

What are your thoughts on sybian sex, Brad?



Regards,
Betty


Well, to be perfectly honest ... it's not really for me. I was going to lie here and tell you that I loved it, couldn't live without it! ... all in the hopes that you would place me in your honorable favor. But I just can't.

However, Thrawn ... If you were that special kind of cowgirl that wanted to saddle up on a strong, bucking, sybian stalion ... then all I would say is GIIDDEEYUPP!

I sincerely hope this does not negatively affect my status for your honorable favor. :cool:

[FlamingGlory]

Most certainly, you may call me Brad. You may also refer to me as Inphosys. For some reason I felt as though I didn't need to carry around my usual level of internet anonymity here. Perhaps it's your warm and welcoming atmosphere. Perhaps it's the poop jokes. WHO KNOWS??!?

Brad
I know I dont. But I just got sone doing flutter kicks until I puked, now it's time for bed.

[mikey]

Well, to be perfectly honest ... it's not really for me. I was going to lie here and tell you that I loved it, couldn't live without it! ... all in the hopes that you would place me in your honorable favor. But I just can't.

However, Thrawn ... If you were that special kind of cowgirl that wanted to saddle up on a strong, bucking, sybian stalion ... then all I would say is GIIDDEEYUPP!

I sincerely hope this does not negatively affect my status for your honorable favor. :cool:



Your sarcasm and mordant demeanor garners my approval, not that that means anything around here. Hello and welcome.

What can I say, I'm easy.

[JPatrick]

While I have to agree with FlamingGlory on this one (this topic has been pursued far beyond necessity) ... I have seen some of Drool-Boy's work first hand. My only words are ... Effective, humorous and slightly disturbing. [not necessarily in that order]



I do what I can.

[BadMojo]

Hi, welcome. I'm the poop mailers wife.

[w_a_w]

regards,

Stolenberg


*stoltenborg :p

welcome brad :)

[bast_imret]

So Brad, do you work with Erage? And if so, how many work hours each day does he either:

a) Post on the Forum
b) Play Oblivion
c) Look up homosexual flash animations
d) Work

[ERage]

He's not allowed out of the PG thread until he eats at least half of Drool's loaf.

Edit: it waits for him in my fridge

[ERage]

Hi, welcome. I'm the poop mailers wife.

:lol: at this post

[w_a_w]

He's not allowed out of the PG thread until he eats at least half of Drool's loaf.


you are indeed a true friend :p

[KNYTE]

Hi.

[ChikkenNoodul]

What's yer drink of choice pardner?

[ERage]

I'll should add, Brad brokers a lot of consulting work for me in town and does not work with me during my 9-5 job. Living the life that he does, he is usually driving around town all day from client to client so he'll probably be mostly an evening and nighttime poster, with occasional daytime posts.

That said, feel free to take cheap shots at him all day as it is unlikely that he will be back to defend himself for a while.

[eileenbunny]

Hooray for a growing night crew. Oh and welcome. Tell me about your underwear!

[kiwi]

Welcome to UF.

[Sarcasmo]

*stoltenborg :p

welcome brad :)


:lol:

Nothing worse than a joke that fails.

[wanko80]

Nothing worse than a joke that fails.
At least you revealed your dumbassedness to brad early on.

[Sarcasmo]

At least you revealed your dumbassedness to brad early on.


http://www.flurl.com/item/YouTube_Comment_Ruined_My_Life_u_169165

[Pandora]

Welcome new person. Hopefully you're not as weird as Erage. That dude has problems. :dont:

[FlamingGlory]

Welcome new person. Hopefully you're not as weird as Erage. That dude has problems. :dont:
So are you saying being a flaming homo is a problem? HUH?

[ERage]

So are you saying being a flaming homo is a problem? HUH?

:haaay:

[BeerAd]

We already have a brad, go away, haha

[InfluX]

the brads should show us their tits. you know, just so we can pick which one we want to keep.

[theacoustician]

the brads should show us their tits. you know, just so we can pick which one we want to keep.
MANBOOBS ARE FORBIDDEN

[mikey]

the brads should show us their tits. you know, just so we can pick which one we want to keep.



beerad could feed a third world country with his teets

[InfluX]

MANBOOBS ARE FORBIDDEN


but what if they're chicks who just happened to be named brad? we can't bar them from sharing their boobies with us just because they happen to be unfortanetly named.


...all right, that was a poor excuse. but still. we can't have TWO brads :P

[FlamingGlory]

What is Brad short for anyway? Is it just one of those short dumbass names?

[InfluX]

What is Brad short for anyway? Is it just one of those short dumbass names?


bradley?

bradminton?

brady?

balls.

[ERage]

MANBOOBS ARE FORBIDDEN

[FlamingGlory]

bradley?

bradminton?

brady?

balls.
Well, Bradley makes me think of General Bradley which makes me think of M2s (Bradley Fighting Vehicle).

Haha, stupid one syllable christian names.

And why can there only be one?

[theacoustician]

but what if they're chicks who just happened to be named brad? we can't bar them from sharing their boobies with us just because they happen to be unfortanetly named.


...all right, that was a poor excuse. but still. we can't have TWO brads :P
Why? We already have 2 Kyles and 2 Zachs.

[ERage]

Why? We already have 2 Kyles and 2 Zachs.

And 2 Eriks (Erics) whatever

[Sarcasmo]

There is, however, only one Damon.

Much to the chagrin of women everywhere.

[InfluX]

Why? We already have 2 Kyles and 2 Zachs.


god damnit i just wanted to see some man boobs.

[theacoustician]

There is, however, only one Damon.

Much to the chagrin of women everywhere.Yeah, they all bitch about how its one too many.

[JPatrick]

There is, however, only one Damon.

Much to the chagrin of women everywhere.


http://www.yankeessuckgear.com/shirt%20pics/WhiteDamonSucksFront.JPG

[w_a_w]

only 1 chris which is very unusual...I had a party a number of years ago where there were something like 5-6 chris's out of the 30-40 people there

[theacoustician]

god damnit i just wanted to see some man boobs.I say you set a good example for the dudes here and show yours first. Then you can have all the manboobs you want.

[w_a_w]

I say you set a good example for the dudes here and show yours first. Then you can have all the manboobs you want.

well done

[Sarcasmo]

Why you people gotsta hate?

[InfluX]

I say you set a good example for the dudes here and show yours first. Then you can have all the manboobs you want.


...but, i thought you all had realized by now. i'm a small half asian boy.

[theacoustician]

...but, i thought you all had realized by now. i'm a small half asian boy.
I would say that's a turnon for more than a few around here. :fly46:

[KNYTE]

Why you people gotsta hate?

Because you're Swedish or some crap like that. GO BACK TO SWEDEN!

[Sarcasmo]

Because you're Swedish or some crap like that. GO BACK TO SWEDEN!

If you go back to Mount Mormonia in the Himalayas, I'll go back to Sweden.

[ERage]

If you go back to Mount Mormonia in the Himalayas, I'll go back to Sweden.

I'd like to mount Mormonia :drool:

[kiwi]

If you go back to Mount Mormonia in the Himalayas, I'll go back to Sweden.

:dont: That was really weak.

[Sarcasmo]

:dont: That was really weak.


:(

[BeerAd]

You guys were really ready to give me up that quick??? tear



And you couldnt feed a third world country, you could feed teh world, DICK

[FlamingGlory]

god damnit i just wanted to see some man boobs.
Does it matter whos?

[BeerAd]

but what if they're chicks who just happened to be named brad? we can't bar them from sharing their boobies with us just because they happen to be unfortanetly named.


...all right, that was a poor excuse. but still. we can't have TWO brads :P


There was however a show when I was growing up with a chick named Brad on it, kinda suxxored for me

[BeerAd]

What is Brad short for anyway? Is it just one of those short dumbass names?

My name Brad is not short for anything. Normal Brads are always either Bradley, Bradford or Braiden(sp). My parents hated the longer ones but for some reason still liked the name Brad, so I got stuck with it :O

[BeerAd]

god damnit i just wanted to see some man boobs.

Fly to Florida and well set up a discloser evening of romantic manboobing ;)

[FlamingGlory]

My name Brad is not short for anything. Normal Brads are always either Bradley, Bradford or Braiden(sp). My parents hated the longer ones but for some reason still liked the name Brad, so I got stuck with it :O
Interesting... I've got most people beat for syllables...

[InfluX]

Does it matter whos?


hell no, show us your tits

[FlamingGlory]

hell no, show us your tits
*recycles year old pic*

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/influxrequestcrop.jpg

[InnerMuse]

the brads should show us their tits. you know, just so we can pick which one we want to keep.

I second that! Manbewbs, manbewbs!:heart:



...oh wait, we're talking about BeeRad? Oh... nm.:P

[BeerAd]

I second that! Manbewbs, manbewbs!:heart:



...oh wait, we're talking about BeeRad? Oh... nm.:P

Burn??? :(

[fly]

...but, i thought you all had realized by now. i'm a small half asian boy.
twinks ftw

[InfluX]

twinks ftw


:P

[MONSOON]

Welcome and good luck.

[ERage]

Welcome and good luck.

:lol: @ the fact that someone new here NEEDS to be wished good luck.

[inphosys]

So Brad, do you work with Erage? And if so, how many work hours each day does he either:

a) Post on the Forum
b) Play Oblivion
c) Look up homosexual flash animations
d) Work


Work is a relative term.

ERage and I don't "work" together. I pimp him out and he brings me product. I in turn pass said product to my buyers who are then charged exorbitant amounts of money. In the end, ERage makes about 12% of the total draw. It's really quite fair.

[El Borracho]

:lol: @ the fact that someone new here NEEDS to be wished good luck.

other than the shock pictures, this place is like candy land.

[inphosys]

He's not allowed out of the PG thread until he eats at least half of Drool's loaf.

Edit: it waits for him in my fridge


Then my good man; in the kiddee forum I shall stay! No Texas Loaf for me!!

[inphosys]

What's yer drink of choice pardner?

Boubon and 7-Up.

If I'm at a bar ... then it's Maker's Mark Bourbon & 7Up. If I'm at home then it's either Woodford Reserve or Bakers.

How about you?

[inphosys]

Brad brokers a lot of consulting work for me in town

Correction ... I pimp yo a$$ out! :fly:

[mikey]

Boubon and 7-Up.

If I'm at a bar ... then it's Maker's Mark Bourbon & 7Up. If I'm at home then it's either Woodford Reserve or Bakers.

How about you?



Scotch. Single malt.

[inphosys]

Hooray for a growing night crew. Oh and welcome. Tell me about your underwear!


Thank you for the warm salutations!

Well ... my underwear is as varied as my personality. Not to be mistaken with my personality is in my underwear. :P Well ... you can take that however you want!

I'm typically a boxer-brief or a tighty-whitey type of guy. Seeing as how I live in Savannah, GA where last week the recorded high temperature with humidity was 108 degrees, it's somewhere necessary to have something that's a little bit fitting. That is if you don't want the family good to be stuck to your leg.

And as Erage eluded to earlier, I go from client to client all day. Which means I'm constantly going to and from an airconditioned car or office building. Since you all seem like smarter than average individuals ... I'll let you figure out what that means.

Cheers!

[inphosys]

Welcome new person. Hopefully you're not as weird as Erage. That dude has problems. :dont:

LOL ... weird ... weird is a relative term. But yeah, even Freud would say "He has issues!"

[inphosys]

We already have a brad, go away, haha


Henceforth you shall now be know as Mr. B. I hope you take well to your new surroundings. :fly:

Warmest regards,
Brad

[inphosys]

http://www.flurl.com/item/YouTube_Comment_Ruined_My_Life_u_169165


Where is this chick??!? I mean seriously ... I wish I could meet her on the street, walk right up to her ... and tell her to SHUT UP!!!

Wow ... she sounds like my last 4 relationships!

[inphosys]

the brads should show us their tits. you know, just so we can pick which one we want to keep.

Mine are available for personal, one on one inspection anytime. Simply provide 24 hours notice and bring 5, black ink, ball point pens. Unless of course you have a long signature, then bring 6. My Non-Disclosure Agreement is thorough, very thorough.

Just ask ERage. He's seen things he can never talk about ever! Or maybe that's just the repression that has set in since the tramatic moment.

[inphosys]

but what if they're chicks who just happened to be named brad? we can't bar them from sharing their boobies with us just because they happen to be unfortanetly named.

What is Brad short for anyway? Is it just one of those short dumbass names?

Fortunately for me, I was not unfortunately named. Brad is short for Bradford. Don't blame me ... blame my parents!

[inphosys]

Why? We already have 2 Kyles and 2 Zachs.


We could also promote this Brad to a bona fied member! :cool:

I would seriously love to look at some of the user profiles on here. I'm hoping to find the "Cute Chicks" the forum boasts of. :fly:

[inphosys]

I say you set a good example for the dudes here and show yours first. Then you can have all the manboobs you want.


AGREED!!!

[FlamingGlory]

We could also promote this Brad to a bona fied member! :cool:

I would seriously love to look at some of the user profiles on here. I'm hoping to find the "Cute Chicks" the forum boasts of. :fly:
They're all married. PWNT.

(and not that cute, AND the unattached one is fruity loops)

[inphosys]

Welcome and good luck.


Thanks!! From the looks of things I'm gonna need all the luck I can get to survive this looney place! :tard:

[bast_imret]

They're all married. PWNT.

(and not that cute, AND the unattached one is fruity loops)


Hay fuck you buddy. My wife is hot. You sir, are gay.

[FlamingGlory]

Hay fuck you buddy. My wife is hot. You sir, are gay.
Your wife also reads the forum, what else are you going to say? :P

[inphosys]

Scotch. Single malt.

SWEET!! I was sippin' on some Glenfiddich 30 last week while I was on vacation. Sipping being the operative word since that stuff is somewhere around $300 a bottle!!! :eek:

A little too rich for my taste.

[FlamingGlory]

SWEET!! I was sippin' on some Glenfiddich 30 last week while I was on vacation. Sipping being the operative word since that stuff is somewhere around $300 a bottle!!! :eek:

A little too rich for my taste.
I think all the serious drinkers here (myself included) go for the single malt. :cool:

I'm an Islay guy though. Highland and Spey just arent that appealing.

[eileenbunny]

And as Erage eluded to earlier, I go from client to client all day. Which means I'm constantly going to and from an airconditioned car or office building. Since you all seem like smarter than average individuals ... I'll let you figure out what that means.

Cheers!

Does it mean you get sick a lot? That's what would happen to me.

So the boxer briefs just don't do it for ya?

[inphosys]

So whatcha think guys? Should I appeal to "fly" and/or "theacoustician" and ask them to take off my life jacket and put on my water wings? I mean come on! I've got my swimmees on and everything! I promise I won't leave anything in the pool. :-D

[bast_imret]

Your wife also reads the forum, what else are you going to say? :P

Nothin else to say. She's a bonnafide hawttie :drool:

[inphosys]

Does it mean you get sick a lot? That's what would happen to me.

So the boxer briefs just don't do it for ya?

Nope ... my immune system is quite healthy! Nothing that a monthly dose of penicillin doesn't cover up.

Boxer briefs do just fine for me. It's boxers that allow a little too much swag and thus the ensuing bonding of my maleness to my leg. Usually my right leg. :P

[eileenbunny]

They're all married. PWNT.

(and not that cute, AND the unattached one is fruity loops)

You are out of your tiny little head. There are plenty of totally crazy hot women here. Just because they aren't all fluffy and white and don't say "Baa" as much as you would like doesn't mean that they wouldn't be attractive to someone less twisted.

[eileenbunny]

Nope ... my immune system is quite healthy! Nothing that a monthly dose of penicillin doesn't cover up.

Boxer briefs do just fine for me. It's boxers that allow a little too much swag and thus the ensuing bonding of my maleness to my leg. Usually my right leg. :P

Do you find yourself sitting on your balls a lot in hot weather? I hear that sucks a lot.

[FlamingGlory]

You are out of your tiny little head. There are plenty of totally crazy hot women here. Just because they aren't all fluffy and white and don't say "Baa" as much as you would like doesn't mean that they wouldn't be attractive to someone less twisted.
It's only twisted because you as yet dont accept my perfection.


~.^

[InfluX]

Mine are available for personal, one on one inspection anytime. Simply provide 24 hours notice and bring 5, black ink, ball point pens. Unless of course you have a long signature, then bring 6. My Non-Disclosure Agreement is thorough, very thorough.

Just ask ERage. He's seen things he can never talk about ever! Or maybe that's just the repression that has set in since the tramatic moment.

...i like this guy. someone let him out.

[mikey]

...i like this guy. someone let him out.




Who gave you voting rights? Back into the igloo with you and fix us some sammiches.


edit> And next time don't freeze the beer damnit. :mad:

[theacoustician]

So whatcha think guys? Should I appeal to "fly" and/or "theacoustician" and ask them to take off my life jacket and put on my water wings? I mean come on! I've got my swimmees on and everything! I promise I won't leave anything in the pool. :-D
I dunno, if you can get InfluX in on some kind of boob trade for all the forum to see, I would definately let you out.

Otherwise, we vote ... later. I never let anyone out until at least the first 24 hours are up.

[fly]

Im hoping he gets let out.

Im also hoping for influx boob pics, but I think the former is more likely and that makes me want to jump off a bridge.

[JJ Lady]

You are out of your tiny little head. There are plenty of totally crazy hot women here. Just because they aren't all fluffy and white and don't say "Baa" as much as you would like doesn't mean that they wouldn't be attractive to someone less twisted.

I love you!


There are plenty of hot women here! He just lacks...oh whats the word...the balls and taste to notice :P

[fly]

I love you!


There are plenty of hot women here! He just lacks...oh whats the word...the balls and taste to notice :P
JJ is hot. She's been in plenty of movies. Some of them are even legal in the US...

[JJ Lady]

JJ is hot. She's been in plenty of movies. Some of them are even legal in the US...
And the rest are on your desktop within easy reach, just like the lotion and tissues;)

[fly]

And the rest are on your desktop within easy reach, just like the lotion and tissues;)
*double-click*

[Bubbles]

the unattached one is fruity loops

Um...somehow I'm convinced we're talking about me here :fly:

[InfluX]

the fact that you all want to see the naked torso of a small asian boy should make you ashamed of yourselves.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300048.JPG

thats the official asian boy in drag 'you outta be ashamed' face.

[inphosys]

I dunno, if you can get InfluX in on some kind of boob trade for all the forum to see, I would definately let you out.

Otherwise, we vote ... later. I never let anyone out until at least the first 24 hours are up.


the fact that you all want to see the naked torso of a small asian boy should make you ashamed of yourselves.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300048.JPG

thats the official asian boy in drag 'you outta be ashamed' face.


So hey, TA ... does this count as enough flesh to release me from my chains of bondage? I mean seriously, there's a lot I'd love to do around here! I don't think anyone has ever taken this much interest, as I have, in the forum in the first 24 hours. At least no one with any semblance of a life!! :chikken:

[inphosys]

And where the hell is ERage??!? I mean come on dude ... you lost 2 games of pool while I was standing there tonight! You ought to come home early and do what you do best ... cruise the internet for porn!!

[ERage]

And where the hell is ERage??!? I mean come on dude ... you lost 2 games of pool while I was standing there tonight! You ought to come home early and do what you do best ... cruise the internet for porn!!

Yeah you bastard, that's cause you were humoring me and talking business while I should have been paying attention. I ran out the next 2 games with my opponent still having 5 and the other 6 balls still on the table. I was just having a tough start tonight.

We play tomorrow at Southside billiards club if you want to drop by, start at 8pm.

and it was a long match tonight, usually i'm out of there by 10:30...this one went on till midnight.

[ERage]

Nothin else to say. She's a bonnafide hawttie :drool:

put blondie, jj, and pandora in a room and the surface of the sun looks cold in comparison :drool:

[inphosys]

put blondie, jj, and pandora in a room and the surface of the sun looks cold in comparison :drool:

I can't wait to see what some of these chicks look like. As you can see if I have nothing better to do at Midnight:30! :drool:

[FlamingGlory]

Um...somehow I'm convinced we're talking about me here :fly:
NO... How could I ever say something like that about YOU!? ~.~

[FlamingGlory]

the fact that you all want to see the naked torso of a small asian boy should make you ashamed of yourselves.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/S4300048.JPG

thats the official asian boy in drag 'you outta be ashamed' face.
Walk into doors much?

[Arátoeldar]

Welcome to the Fly & TheAc's Insane Asylum.

If you drink beer, what kind of beer is it?

[w_a_w]

Welcome to the Fly & TheAc's Insane Asylum.

If you drink beer, what kind of beer is it?


stella

[fly]

I got some politicking PMs. :lol:

[theacoustician]

So hey, TA ... does this count as enough flesh to release me from my chains of bondage? I mean seriously, there's a lot I'd love to do around here! I don't think anyone has ever taken this much interest, as I have, in the forum in the first 24 hours. At least no one with any semblance of a life!! :chikken:
Well, you got Influx to post a pic where s/he's face isn't 80% covered in hair as if it were some weird homage to all the emo kids on MySpace. That is certainly something. Ok, vote? Who wants him out?

[w_a_w]

1 vote for freedom

[wanko80]

1 vote for freedom http://jcsatterlee.free.fr/cinema/grandetoile/braveheart.gif

[Onnotangu]

Hi there.. is this guy wierd enough for us?

[JPatrick]

Hi there.. is this guy wierd enough for us?


He watched ERage eat my loaf so Ima say yes

[w_a_w]

http://jcsatterlee.free.fr/cinema/grandetoile/braveheart.gif

is that line said in that movie? I'm not too big on mel movies and have never seen it...I was hating on him before it was cool

[wanko80]

is that line said in that movie? I'm not too big on mel movies and have never seen it...I was hating on him before it was cool
No, but he does scream Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom! at the end.

[inphosys]

Welcome to the Fly & TheAc's Insane Asylum.

If you drink beer, what kind of beer is it?


Well, last night it was Amberbach. The other night it was Stella Artois. ERage would be mad at me if I didn't say Bass!

I'll drink just about any beer as long as it has taste! I can't stand drinking beer that tastes like thick, flavored water.

But to be perfectly honest ... I would rather just stick to bourbon. My liver and kidneys have been well tempered to its affects and I can drink longer. Depending on the beer I can be toast after 4 or 5.

[inphosys]

Come on peeps ... I need some luv here! Let's get TA and the Fly to release me from my chains. (However I promise if you get me drunk enough you can dress me back up in them and beat me with a leather strap) But you have to buy me dinner first!

[JPatrick]

Let the fgt out


edit - I love that the word "fgt" sometimes links back to sarcasmos myspace page:lol:

[Sarcasmo]

Let the fgt out


edit - I love that the word "fgt" sometimes links back to sarcasmos myspace page:lol:

:haaay:

[ERage]

Come on peeps ... I need some luv here! Let's get TA and the Fly to release me from my chains. (However I promise if you get me drunk enough you can dress me back up in them and beat me with a leather strap) But you have to buy me dinner first!

You can only let him out if he agrees to buy me lunch today so we can set up our tickets to Vegas next month :cool:

Fake Edit: i'll vote to see him out even if he doesn't buy me lunch...but then he has to pay for the hookers in vegas

[FlamingGlory]

This is a vote to let him out from FlamingGlory.

[Sarcasmo]

This is a vote to let him out from FlamingGloryHole.

[fly]

This is a vote to let him out from FlamingGloryHole.

[BeerAd]

Henceforth you shall now be know as Mr. B. I hope you take well to your new surroundings. :fly:

Warmest regards,
TED

This guy comes in and thinks hes gonna rename me, pfffffft

your new name is Ted

[Pandora]

You can only let him out if he agrees to buy me lunch today so we can set up our tickets to Vegas next month :cool:

Fake Edit: i'll vote to see him out even if he doesn't buy me lunch...but then he has to pay for the hookers in vegas

I wanna go to Vegas. *pouts*

[ERage]

I wanna go to Vegas. *pouts*

come with us and bring your wife too. we'll be there Sept 7-10 :D

[FlamingGlory]

..
Hey who called you Sarcasmo even while your name was raped. Oh I did, that's who. Bastard.

[Sarcasmo]

Hey who called you Sarcasmo even while your name was raped. Oh I did, that's who. Bastard.


:( I'm sorry FG.

[fly]

Hey who called you Sarcasmo even while your name was raped. Oh I did, that's who. Bastard.
Did I miss the story behind this?

[FlamingGlory]

Did I miss the story behind this?
I'm not sure there is a story. I was just too lazy to type out his other name.

[Sarcasmo]

I'm not sure there is a story. I was just too lazy to type out his other name.

Oh, so I'm just a matter of convenience for you?

[FlamingGlory]

Oh, so I'm just a matter of convenience for you?
Everyone is.

[wanko80]

:( I'm sorry FGH.
Fixt

[KNYTE]

We should require all new users to post pics in a "dragon" stance ala Starsky & Hutch.

[Sarcasmo]

We should require all new users to post pics in a "dragon" stance ala Starsky & Hutch.



"Tell... tell him to take his jacket off."
"Take your jacket off."
"Slow spin."
"He says to do a slow spin."
"Tell him to arch his back and then...and then look back at me, mean. Like a...like a dragon."
"He says to arch your back and look back at him mean like a dragon."
"But keep it mean."

[wanko80]

We should require all new users to post pics in a "dragon" stance ala Starsky & Hutch.
Was that movie funny? I never got a chance to see it yet, but will rent it if it's worth it.

[KNYTE]

Was that movie funny? I never got a chance to see it yet, but will rent it if it's worth it.

Sorta kinda. Don't go into it expecting much and you may come out pleasantly surprised.

[ERage]

Sorta kinda. Don't go into it expecting much and you may come out pleasantly surprised.

QFT

[wanko80]

Sorta kinda. Don't go into it expecting much and you may come out pleasantly surprised.
Well that's how I feel about all movies, so it makes my frustration level low. I grew up in the 80s with lots of bad movies being shown on HBO, so my standards are kinda low for the most part.

[KNYTE]

Well that's how I feel about all movies, so it makes my frustration level low. I grew up in the 80s with lots of bad movies being shown on HBO, so my standards are kinda low for the most part.

They're showing Iron Eagle on HBO again this month.

edit: Does anyone else think it's lame that they call it "Iron Eagle" and they fly F-16s instead of F-15s?

[w_a_w]

They're showing Iron Eagle on HBO again this month.


is that being followed by a Back To School marathon??

[ERage]

I miss comedy central's T&A Matinée from the mid '90s

Sorry, I don't know where that came from :P

[wanko80]

I miss comedy central's T&A Matinée from the mid '90s

Sorry, I don't know where that came from :P
I miss Short Attention Span Theater.

Also miss Paul Provenza's show. That was some funny shit.

[wanko80]

is that being followed by a Back To School marathon??
And then Men at Work.

[Sarcasmo]

Was that movie funny? I never got a chance to see it yet, but will rent it if it's worth it.


It had 2 or 3 funny parts. The dragon scene in jail was somewhat entertaining. Will Ferrell cracks me up though. Hutch shows him (Big Earl) his stomach and Ferrell says "Oh yeah, it's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it."

[bast_imret]

I miss USA's Up All Night.

[Sarcasmo]

Who was that chick who used to be on there with the high voice? "USA UP all night."

[ERage]

Who was that chick who used to be on there with the high voice? "USA UP all night."

It was hotter when Gilbert Godfrey took over

[w_a_w]

Who was that chick who used to be on there with the high voice? "USA UP all night."


rhonda shear
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005418/

[BeerAd]

Haha

I title raped him so that I still hold the name of Brad, lol

[inphosys]

I just felt it necessary to share with all of you, the absolute, bar none, happiest day of my life!!

Thank you all for making it possible and being a part of it! [Shed Tear] I LOVE YOU ALL!! [sniffle]

http://infopioneers.com/useless/HappyDay.jpg

[BeerAd]

I just felt it necessary to share with all of you, the absolute, bar none, happiest day of my life!!

Thank you all for making it possible and being a part of it! [Shed Tear] I LOVE YOU ALL!! [sniffle]

http://infopioners.com/useless/HappyDay.jpg

HEY!!!

I thought I title raped you, brb :fly:

[Pandora]

I just felt it necessary to share with all of you, the absolute, bar none, happiest day of my life!!

Thank you all for making it possible and being a part of it! [Shed Tear] I LOVE YOU ALL!! [sniffle]

Yeah I think you'll do just fine here. :lol:

[ERage]

Haha

I title raped him so that I still hold the name of Brad, lol

furthermore, I vote that an admin name rape him to inphosyphalis.

No particular reason why :shady:

[BeerAd]

furthermore, I vote that an admin name rape him to inphosyphalis.

No particular reason why :shady:

haha, SECOND THAT MOTION!

[inphosys]

HEY!!!

I thought I title raped you, brb :fly:


HAHA ... SUCKA!
<------- Look left

[ERage]

HAHA ... SUCKA!
<------- Look left

You better be glad they already let you out, that's gotta be the weakest thing I've seen for a long time :fly:

Edit: "Battle of the Brads" Round 2...FIGHT!

[BeerAd]

HAHA ... SUCKA!
<------- Look left

Well i tried to steal your money, didnt work, im a petty theif


but i am looking!

[theacoustician]

If I see any more mean spirited titles today, someone is going to not be able to post tomorrow.

[BeerAd]

If I see any more mean spirited titles today, someone is going to not be able to post tomorrow.

LOL, arent they all??

[Pandora]

You better be glad they already let you out, that's gotta be the weakest thing I've seen for a long time :fly:

I think we can tolerate this. We still let you post here. :fly:

[ERage]

If I see any more mean spirited titles today, someone is going to not be able to post tomorrow.

LOL, don't make me pull this car over. OK THATS IT, I'M PULLING OVER.


Although I know where he's coming from...don't want this to turn into that other place.

[theacoustician]

LOL, arent they all??
No.

[ERage]

I think we can tolerate this. We still let you post here. :fly:

Touché madam, touché

[BeerAd]

No.

Mean Spirited and having fun is completely different. If you wanna stop me from posting feel free, that would be your choice. But when you are openly joking with both parties laughing I think that would be going a little to far. But then again, it aint my forum and I am sure as hell not a mod, so feel free.

[theacoustician]

I think there is too much of people playing fast and loose with others you don't know. You want to call your life partner a poopmuncher, fine. How about we start out with being nice and staying that way till we know people a little better.

[bast_imret]

Agreed. However, I think given the last 9 pages of posts from this new member, we are probably in the clear on this one :lol:

[ERage]

Agreed. However, I think given the last 9 pages of posts from this new member, we are probably in the clear on this one :lol:

QFT

Edit: :lol: at my new title but someone forgot to add "and liked it"

http://www.wcg.ca/northernlight/2005_mar-apr/images/chocolate-face.jpg

[inphosys]

I think there is too much of people playing fast and loose with others you don't know. You want to call your life partner a poopmuncher, fine. How about we start out with being nice and staying that way till we know people a little better.

BeeRad and I have become fast friends. There's definitely no hard feelings!

I do however respect your the wishes of the moderators to keep this an adult forum.

Thanks again for letting me join, there really are some awesome people on here (ERage included)! :D

Best wishes to all,
Brad (The other brad, not to eclipse BeeRad)

[BeerAd]

I think there is too much of people playing fast and loose with others you don't know. You want to call your life partner a poopmuncher, fine. How about we start out with being nice and staying that way till we know people a little better.

we kinda did and have been PM'ing each other











I think he wants me :heart: :heart:

[bast_imret]

QFT

Edit: :lol: at my new title but someone forgot to add "and liked it"

http://www.wcg.ca/northernlight/2005_mar-apr/images/chocolate-face.jpg


It's implied. You wouldn't have willingly ate it otherwise.

PS: did you see my new title?

[ERage]

It's implied. You wouldn't have willingly ate it otherwise.

PS: did you see my new title?

I suppose. and I will have your sausage, mark my words :eek:

[inphosys]

What's the highest number of replies a newbie thread has ever gotten to? I'm up to something like 180 in this thread! :)

[BeerAd]

What's the highest number of replies a newbie thread has ever gotten to? I'm up to something like 180 in this thread! :)


183

[ERage]

183

haha

[bast_imret]

OMG 4 REALZ?

[fly]

What's the highest number of replies a newbie thread has ever gotten to? I'm up to something like 180 in this thread! :)
dude youre killin me. :lol:

[ERage]

dude youre killin me. :lol:

Just write the query biotch :fly46: :f5:


Edit: :heart:

[bast_imret]

I wonder what the longest thread in the whole intarweb is? I know one that might qualify. The WoW thread in the games forum on genmay. That bitch is at 23,693 posts and 543,560 views. Still going strong since Jan of '05.

[inphosys]

dude youre killin me. :lol:

LMAO! Milking this for all it's worth. I'm going to be the all-time best UF newbie! :wiggle:

[theacoustician]

we kinda did and have been PM'ing each other

But no one can see this. You only leave a record (in the form of forum postings) for future members that its cool to harass the new kids. We're not doing the hazing thing and I'm really not interested in having that be the perception people have when scanning over the forum. See where I'm going? We've gotten away from assaulting people with poop and penis the instant their registration thread comes up and that's a good thing. Now let's extend it just a tad further and make sure people have the right idea about this place and what members are really about so they get to know the lay of the land first. Ease it into the poop and penis humor, if that's their thing or perhaps it gives you enough time to know that they aren't into it.

That said, I'm happy you have a new boyfriend. Hopefully, you won't break Shawn's heart.

[bast_imret]

Might want to fill FG(H) in on the above comments :fly:

[inphosys]

Just write the query biotch :fly46: :f5:


Edit: :heart:


Query written, Import Module configured, initial data upload tested, SIR! Now taking client phone calls, SIR! May I expect more beatings tonight with the wet leather strap, SIR?!

[BeerAd]

But no one can see this. You only leave a record (in the form of forum postings) for future members that its cool to harass the new kids. We're not doing the hazing thing and I'm really not interested in having that be the perception people have when scanning over the forum. See where I'm going? We've gotten away from assaulting people with poop and penis the instant their registration thread comes up and that's a good thing. Now let's extend it just a tad further and make sure people have the right idea about this place and what members are really about so they get to know the lay of the land first. Ease it into the poop and penis humor, if that's their thing or perhaps it gives you enough time to know that they aren't into it.

That said, I'm happy you have a new boyfriend. Hopefully, you won't break Shawn's heart.

His heart, after the last thing he "broke"(popped) on me his heart should be the least thing I break

[ERage]

Query written, Import Module configured, initial data upload tested, SIR! Now taking client phone calls, SIR! May I expect more beatings tonight with the wet leather strap, SIR?!

not the [secret] query [to take over the world] we're building you [admin edit], i'm talking about fly writing a query to find out what the longest PG thread was.

SEE EVERYONE, I TOLD YOU HE WAS GEEKY ENOUGH TO BE HERE.

Edited to not reveal the whole truth.

[BeerAd]

Query written, Import Module configured, initial data upload tested, SIR! Now taking client phone calls, SIR! May I expect more beatings tonight with the wet leather strap, SIR?!

Well that was the quickest relationship ive had, already cheating on me after what, 5 posts???:mad: :mad: :mad:

[ERage]

Well that was the quickest relationship ive had, already cheating on me after what, 5 posts???:mad: :mad: :mad:


pssssh, i'm done with him. feel free to begin docking procedures.

[fly]

not the [secret] query [to take over the world] we're building you [admin edit], i'm talking about fly writing a query to find out what the longest PG thread was.

SEE EVERYONE, I TOLD YOU HE WAS GEEKY ENOUGH TO BE HERE.

Edited to not reveal the whole truth.
http://uselessforum.com/showthread.php?t=5780

got a ways to go...

[BeerAd]

389 eh, we can do it!!!!!!!

[BeerAd]

pssssh, i'm done with him. feel free to begin docking procedures.

Sorry, I dont date cheaters :fly:

[w_a_w]

I wonder what the longest thread in the whole intarweb is? I know one that might qualify. The WoW thread in the games forum on genmay. That bitch is at 23,693 posts and 543,560 views. Still going strong since Jan of '05.


55,000+ post spam thread
http://genmay.com/showthread.php?t=604462

[bast_imret]

wow

[fly]

55,000+ post spam thread
http://genmay.com/showthread.php?t=604462
OT has em beat. for shizz

edit: They prune too much tho. This is their current longest:
http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=2662053

I remember their WoW threads. jesus, they'd lock them after getting to like 1000 pages. Less than a week later, they'd have to lock em again.

[BeerAd]

OT has em beat. for shizz

Seriously how many forums you guys visit a day???

should I be shopping for more, I kinda like it here though :D

[KNYTE]

Seriously how many forums you guys visit a day???

should I be shopping for more, I kinda like it here though :D

ar15.com
glocktalk.com
genmay.com
bfnation.net
UF

Are my usual places.

[fly]

Seriously how many forums you guys visit a day???

should I be shopping for more, I kinda like it here though :D
On a daily basis, I only check this forum and HowardForums.

[w_a_w]

OT has em beat. for shizz

edit: They prune too much tho. This is their current longest:
http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=2662053

I remember their WoW threads. jesus, they'd lock them after getting to like 1000 pages. Less than a week later, they'd have to lock em again.

offtopic is vastly larger, no?


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[mikey]

offtopic is vastly larger, no?


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16133 posts, BF2 thread

[w_a_w]

16133 posts, BF2 thread


only 16k? GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE FLY

[mikey]

only 16k? GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE FLY



Threads: 2,714,944, Posts: 61,777,238, Members: 151,210
Active Members in the last 30 days: 33,621


I think they have you beat there

[w_a_w]

Threads: 2,714,944, Posts: 61,777,238, Members: 151,210
Active Members in the last 30 days: 33,621


I think they have you beat there


I know...was kidding :p

http://www.big-boards.com/

gm should be 19th but I think we're blocking their bots that grab stats or something

[inphosys]

Now remember, I was only looking for the highest posted thread for a newbie. I'm very certain that there are threads out there with millions of posts in them. But who is the most posted newbie on UF? I'm voting for me! ;)

[mikey]

Now remember, I was only looking for the highest posted thread for a newbie. I'm very certain that there are threads out there with millions of posts in them. But who is the most posted newbie on UF? I'm voting for me! ;)



It was me.

[wanko80]

Now remember, I was only looking for the highest posted thread for a newbie. I'm very certain that there are threads out there with millions of posts in them. But who is the most posted newbie on UF? I'm voting for me! ;)
There's already been a link provided showing one that was higher than you. Didn't you read your own thread?

[inphosys]

There's already been a link provided showing one that was higher than you. Didn't you read your own thread?


Quote my original post "If I do or say anything stupid ... blame ERage!" :tard:

Yeah, let's just chalk that up to one of my "senior" moments!

Thanks again for the info.

[ERage]

Quote my original post "If I do or say anything stupid ... blame ERage!" :tard:

Yeah, let's just chalk that up to one of my "senior" moments!

Thanks again for the info.

I'm telling Daisy on you.