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ERage
08-12-2006, 06:57 PM
So this week I got one of those little cards from the USPS saying a package had arrived for me and was waiting in the PO to be picked up. I have been waiting in high anticipation for a package from Drool which should contain one of those badass Bub T-Shirts. Knowing Drool, I knew there would be a little side gift coming my way as well. This thread is a POV experience of receiving a package from Drool.

I must add, one photo is NSFW; but that is to be expected amirite?

So Here is a shot of the package. Isn't it great getting a package in the mail, the anticipation of suprise, the excitement of opening it. I can hardly wait, can you?
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DroolPackage 001_fixt.JPG

I open said package to find.... well yes, i do believe it is someone goatseing me. I like to assume that it is Drool himself although we can never be sure who the person is in the picture, much like the real goatse.
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DroolPackage 003_fixt.JPG

In this next picture I would like you to notice the drops of cum that are on the table by the bottom of the box. After that picture I just couldn't help myself and had to take care of a few things before moving on.

But what's this? Something in a zip-lock freezer bag! What ever could it be, I can hardly wait to find out!
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DroolPackage 004_fixt.JPG

Well all good things come with some amount of danger/risk, this of course comes with a nicely written warning label for my own safety. Thanks Drool!
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DroolPackage 005_fixt.JPG

Well it appears Drool has made me a very special treat to go in my package. Complete with peanuts! As a conessieur of poop, he knows that the best poop is served after it has had about 6 - 8 months to age. Absolute perfection and he even included a napkin and fork to go with it. :heart:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DroolPackage 010_fixt.JPG

Ah, and last but not least the infamous Bub T-Shirt. This shirt will go a long way in putting off my overly religious inlaws and other family members. I know what I'm wearing to the bar tonight!
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DroolPackage 011_fixt.JPG


I bet you want a closing statement now. Closing statements are for dicks.
SemperFly
08-12-2006, 07:00 PM
WHAT THE HELL :lol:
fly
08-12-2006, 07:01 PM
omfg at turd. I was gonna be pissed if you got the LE Margret Thatcher.
JPatrick
08-12-2006, 07:04 PM
:lol: I cant believe the loaf made it intact! I thought for sure it would melt into a nasty mess:P

I aint saying whos in the pic tho:shady:
fly
08-12-2006, 07:04 PM
:lol: I cant believe the loaf made it intact! I thought for sure it would melt into a nasty mess:P

I aint saying whos in the pic tho:shady:
Pic from a sleeman meat?
ERage
08-12-2006, 07:05 PM
:lol: I cant believe the loaf made it intact! I thought for sure it would melt into a nasty mess:P

I aint saying whos in the pic tho:shady:

Why would you doubt the integrity of your loaf, it went through the proper aging process :fly:
JPatrick
08-12-2006, 07:07 PM
Why would you doubt the integrity of your loaf, it went through the proper aging process :fly:


Yeah its been in the freezer since christmas:lol:
The wife took that box to the PO for me, and she wanted to know why it was so heavy. I said "Its got the christmas loaf in it!" and she said ":rolleyes:"
ERage
08-12-2006, 07:08 PM
Yeah its been in the freezer since christmas:lol:
The wife took that box to the PO for me, and she wanted to know why it was so heavy. I said "Its got the christmas loaf in it!" and she said ":rolleyes:"

Is the pinching of a christmas loaf a family tradition? If not, it should be :lol:
w_a_w
08-12-2006, 07:17 PM
The day I received a little piece of Texas


I was guessing this was about you having sex with drool but that would have been an extremely little piece of texas :fly:
JPatrick
08-12-2006, 07:26 PM
I was guessing this was about you having sex with drool but that would have been an extremely little piece of texas :fly:


You are totally on notice:mad:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/OnNotice.php.jpg
w_a_w
08-12-2006, 07:35 PM
You are totally on notice:mad:
[IMGhttp://uselessforums.com/files/120505/OnNotice.php.jpg[/IMG]

:lol: awesome
Sarcasmo
08-12-2006, 08:06 PM
What's the turd made of? :drool:

Looks like fudge and peanuts.
ERage
08-12-2006, 08:28 PM
What's the turd made of? :drool:

Looks like fudge and peanuts.

I will get back to you on that one. Pics of me eating it coming up soon :drool:
JPatrick
08-12-2006, 08:35 PM
What's the turd made of? :drool:

Looks like fudge and peanuts.




Cheese burgers and tacos processed through my intestines.
ERage
08-13-2006, 01:58 AM
Cheese burgers and tacos processed through my intestines.

after mass quantities of beer consumed this evening, i will have to delay the analysis of drool shit loaf until tomorrow. Picks will be had of me eating siad loaf.

Edit: JJ didn;t ever tell me wher eher damd birthday party was tonight so blondie and I had to get drunk by our selfves.
Thorn Bird
08-13-2006, 09:10 AM
i can't believe you got a loaf in the mail. :lol:
bast_imret
08-13-2006, 03:17 PM
after mass quantities of beer consumed this evening, i will have to delay the analysis of drool shit loaf until tomorrow. Picks will be had of me eating siad loaf.

Edit: JJ didn;t ever tell me wher eher damd birthday party was tonight so blondie and I had to get drunk by our selfves.

We did go out last night, bar hopping downtown with the LG krew, which ended with a little suprise. Instead of having to drive all the way home late night, I had booked a room at a local B&B and suprised her by taking her there, had a little champaign, and then woke up this morning to a fresh hot breakfast. Mmmmmm.

Pandora and Theac are coming down next weekend though to do more B-day stuff, so I imagine we'd all want to get together then. Once again, we'll be at Black Orchid for most of the day on Sat. Probably done around 6 mebe?
Sarcasmo
08-13-2006, 04:26 PM
We did go out last night, bar hopping downtown with the LG krew, which ended with a little suprise. Instead of having to drive all the way home late night, I had booked a room at a local B&B and suprised her by taking her there, had a little champaign, and then woke up this morning to a fresh hot breakfast. Mmmmmm.




You're a cool guy and everything, but sometimes I just want to beat your face in with a baseball bat. :fly:








































I kid, I kid. :heart:
ERage
08-13-2006, 04:46 PM
We did go out last night, bar hopping downtown with the LG krew, which ended with a little suprise. Instead of having to drive all the way home late night, I had booked a room at a local B&B and suprised her by taking her there, had a little champaign, and then woke up this morning to a fresh hot breakfast. Mmmmmm.

Pandora and Theac are coming down next weekend though to do more B-day stuff, so I imagine we'd all want to get together then. Once again, we'll be at Black Orchid for most of the day on Sat. Probably done around 6 mebe?

We'd love to but I think Blondie has plans on a Charlotte trip next weekend. I'll have to find out if I have my dates right though...
bast_imret
08-13-2006, 06:08 PM
You're a cool guy and everything, but sometimes I just want to beat your face in with a baseball bat. :fly:

I kid, I kid. :heart:

What, you never do that for the random chicks you meet at the pool hall? :fly:
fly
08-13-2006, 06:20 PM
What, you never do that for the random chicks you meet at the pool hall? :fly:
Only the special ones that he takes to the bathroom and maeks babeis with
BadMojo
08-13-2006, 07:51 PM
i can't believe you got a loaf in the mail. :lol:

maybe you will get one next year...that is if you're very bad
Sarcasmo
08-13-2006, 08:53 PM
Only the special ones that he takes to the bathroom and maeks babeis with


aaaahahahahahahahahaha
Thorn Bird
08-14-2006, 11:11 AM
maybe you will get one next year...that is if you're very bad


i promise to be veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery GOOD.
ERage
08-14-2006, 11:13 AM
i promise to be veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery GOOD.

Drool better eat plenty of fiber this holiday season, it looks like he's going to have his own Christmas list.
InfluX
08-14-2006, 12:53 PM
i am the impressed.
BeerAd
08-14-2006, 02:16 PM
Did anyone else save all of those pics???


Just askin, you know cause uhhhh, i didnt, i swear
Pandora
08-14-2006, 02:30 PM
after mass quantities of beer consumed this evening, i will have to delay the analysis of drool shit loaf until tomorrow. Picks will be had of me eating siad loaf.

Edit: JJ didn;t ever tell me wher eher damd birthday party was tonight so blondie and I had to get drunk by our selfves.

OMY! JJ and Bast are a couplea forgetful beotchs. :hugs: We'll probably be down there this weekend. PM theac or I your number so we can call ya since Bast and JJ don't seem to remember it. ;)
bast_imret
08-14-2006, 02:41 PM
OMY! JJ and Bast are a couplea forgetful beotchs. :hugs: We'll probably be down there this weekend. PM theac or I your number so we can call ya since Bast and JJ don't seem to remember it. ;)

Ummmm . . . see page 1 plz:

We did go out last night, bar hopping downtown with the LG krew, which ended with a little suprise. Instead of having to drive all the way home late night, I had booked a room at a local B&B and suprised her by taking her there, had a little champaign, and then woke up this morning to a fresh hot breakfast. Mmmmmm.

Pandora and Theac are coming down next weekend though to do more B-day stuff, so I imagine we'd all want to get together then. Once again, we'll be at Black Orchid for most of the day on Sat. Probably done around 6 mebe?
ERage
08-14-2006, 03:20 PM
We'd love to but I think Blondie has plans on a Charlotte trip next weekend. I'll have to find out if I have my dates right though...

furthermore i found out that it will be a Charlotte weekend. Sorry guys, I'll think about you while I hang out in civilization for a while. :fly:
Pandora
08-14-2006, 03:27 PM
furthermore i found out that it will be a Charlotte weekend. Sorry guys, I'll think about you while I hang out in civilization for a while. :fly:

Booo... I did not see that earlier. :( I guess I'll reschedule the birfday for another weekend when you are in town. :fly:
ERage
08-14-2006, 03:43 PM
Booo... I did not see that earlier. :( I guess I'll reschedule the birfday for another weekend when you are in town. :fly:

That's the spirit! :D
zengirl
08-14-2006, 05:51 PM
12-18 is my birfday :o
mikey
08-14-2006, 05:54 PM
12-18 is my birfday :o



OMG what a coincidence, mine is 1/29
JPatrick
08-14-2006, 05:54 PM
Wheres the pics of the loaf munching?
mikey
08-14-2006, 05:55 PM
My ex-wife thought it was odd that I wouldn't open a package from drool in front of her. This is why.
zengirl
08-14-2006, 05:59 PM
My ex-wife thought it was odd that I wouldn't open a package from drool in front of her. This is why.
Urbs sent me goatse in the mail one year for Christmas, and I hung it on my living room wall. My mom came to vist once and she was like.. "What is that??" :fly:
Sarcasmo
08-14-2006, 06:03 PM
Did Drool really take a pic of his hairy asshole? I find that oddly disturbing.
JPatrick
08-14-2006, 06:04 PM
My ex-wife thought it was odd that I wouldn't open a package from drool in front of her. This is why.


Im sure it didnt help that I dotted the "i" in you name with a heart.
JPatrick
08-14-2006, 06:05 PM
Did Drool really take a pic of his hairy asshole? I find that oddly disturbing.


Ill never tell.


Edit - I do own a camera with a timer tho.
Sarcasmo
08-14-2006, 06:09 PM
:dont:
mikey
08-14-2006, 06:12 PM
Im sure it didnt help that I dotted the "i" in you name with a heart.




bahaha, yeah. That didn't help.
Onnotangu
08-15-2006, 10:58 AM
please tell me that was just chocolate.
JPatrick
08-15-2006, 11:08 AM
please tell me that was just chocolate.


Why the hell would I bother to mail someone chocolate?:wtf: