Drool will take his dork out for this one...

[shawndavid]

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

[b_sinning]

I like the teaser. At least Singer isn't doing it.

[Sarcasmo]

Yay another regurgitated, horrible CGI fest to further illustrate how creative, original and intellectual Hollywood is. I'm saving my money for Remington Steele The Movie, or Jake and The Fat Man: Hawaii Vengeance.

[shawndavid]

Heart 2 Heart ftw

[JPatrick]

I hear theres a Diff'rent Strokes movie in the works. Theyre casting Jamie Fox as Arnold, and theyll CGI him down to the proper size.

[w_a_w]

Airwolf:Iraqi Incursion

[w_a_w]

dp :drool:

[b_sinning]

I want a movie that has Kitt, Airwolf, and Streethawk in it. It will be the best movie we've ever known.

Love Boat remake!

This is the new bumblebee
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/bumblebeecar15pj.jpg

[SemperFly]

I'm looking forward to it. Honestly I'm not expecting an engaging story, thick and juicy plotline, deep characters that'll leave me wanting more or a worthy homage to the cheesy cartoon we all know and love. I don't expect that much out of Hollywood these days.

I do expect to enjoy a CGI filled orgy for my eyes. This is one movie I will certainly see in theatres before downloading it. :o

edit: while the fact that Bumblebee is being turned into a different car does bother me as a purist I do have to applaud GM's product placement. I already want one of the new Camaros...

[Sarcasmo]

I hear theres a Diff'rent Strokes movie in the works. Theyre casting Jamie Fox as Arnold, and theyll CGI him down to the proper size.


It just came out, actually.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430304/

[eileenbunny]

I'm definitely going to see this film. I don't care how bad it is, I get all weepy eyed and nostalgic when I see the word Transformers. We caught the preview at the movies yesturday and just watching that little bit on the big screen made me wet in my pants.

[SpyderGST]

Airwolf:Iraqi Incursion

FTW!

Ha!

[HydroSqueegee]

they keep whoring out my childhood memories. :(

we need GI Joe & Barbie: Paris Vacation and im all set. :fly:

[BeerAd]

Ohhhhh Hellzzz yeah transformers baby YEAH!!!!!!!

You guys expect to much out of Hollywood.


BTW - Old School 2 will be coming out next year, wooT!

[Sarcasmo]

I expect too much? Not really. I just get embarrassed for them when the best they can do is release former t.v. shows in movie form. Or simply tack another half-baked pile of steaming dogshit onto the sequel bandwagon. They're professionals, and with the billions of dollars they play with each year they should be ashamed what they do with it. There's no integrity or pride in that industry.

[BeerAd]

I expect too much? Not really. I just get embarrassed for them when the best they can do is release former t.v. shows in movie form. Or simply tack another half-baked pile of steaming dogshit onto the sequel bandwagon. They're professionals, and with the billions of dollars they play with each year they should be ashamed what they do with it. There's no integrity or pride in that industry.

X-Men among others proved that old comic books/ tv shows can make a butt load of money without having to come up with an actual idea. They know that if they make a transformer movie no matter what it will make money so why not? The movie could star Michael Jackson as a priest and it would still make money off the name alone.

[w_a_w]

I expect too much? Not really. I just get embarrassed for them when the best they can do is release former t.v. shows in movie form. Or simply tack another half-baked pile of steaming dogshit onto the sequel bandwagon. They're professionals, and with the billions of dollars they play with each year they should be ashamed what they do with it. There's no integrity or pride in that industry.


I am pretty much disgusted by this and I no longer see movies in the theater and haven't for years...every bit of originality was sucked out of hollywood years ago...the question is, where did it go?

[BeerAd]

I am pretty much disgusted by this and I no longer see movies in the theater and haven't for years...every bit of originality was sucked out of hollywood years ago...the question is, where did it go?

You can find some in my pants :drool:

[Pandora]

Optimus Prime 4eva :heart:

http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/optimus.jpg

[BeerAd]

Optimus Prime 4eva :heart:

http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/optimus.jpg


:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

[JPatrick]

I am pretty much disgusted by this and I no longer see movies in the theater and haven't for years...every bit of originality was sucked out of hollywood years ago...the question is, where did it go?


They drove it away.They wont take a chance on anything. If its not a guaranteed hit, they wont spend the money. Which is why you end up with Old School 2 and the Dukes of Hazzard.

[shawndavid]

Airwolf:Iraqi Incursion


Mos def...

Earnest Borgnine as Dominic Santini ftw

[fly]

They drove it away.They wont take a chance on anything. If its not a guaranteed hit, they wont spend the money. Which is why you end up with Old School 2 and the Dukes of Hazzard.
Which is almost necessary since it takes 80 fucking million dollars to make any movie these days. Sadly, we're the ones that suffer.

[BeerAd]

They drove it away.They wont take a chance on anything. If its not a guaranteed hit, they wont spend the money. Which is why you end up with Old School 2 and the Dukes of Hazzard.

Old School 2 doesnt come out til 07, how upsetting is that :(

[w_a_w]

Mos def...

Earnest Borgnine as Dominic Santini ftw


are either he or jan michael vincent even alive still?? :fly:

[b_sinning]

The girls loving on Transformers is hot!

Bumblebee isn't a volkswagon because they didn't want to put up any money. Which I don't understand. Any car used in the movie should have it's sales increase afterwards becuase there will be a few idiots hoping theirs will transform.

[b_sinning]

are either he or jan michael vincent even alive still?? :fly:


Borginie is dead. Jan Michael just looks like he's dead.

[BeerAd]

The girls loving on Transformers is hot!

Bumblebee isn't a volkswagon because they didn't want to put up any money. Which I don't understand. Any car used in the movie should have it's sales increase afterwards becuase there will be a few idiots hoping theirs will transform.

My car Transformed!!!!

I got it and it was nice and I transformed it into a POS

[b_sinning]

My car Transformed!!!!

I got it and it was nice and I transformed it into a POS


I'm still waiting for my POS to transform into a nice one, but it appears I bought a decipticon.

[BeerAd]

I'm still waiting for my POS to transform into a nice one, but it appears I bought a decipticon.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHA

It cost nothing for it transform into a beater and your left nut for it to transform into a nice beater

[Sarcasmo]

X-Men among others proved that old comic books/ tv shows can make a butt load of money without having to come up with an actual idea. They know that if they make a transformer movie no matter what it will make money so why not? The movie could star Michael Jackson as a priest and it would still make money off the name alone.


You're absolutely right, and Drool just said what we all know: they aren't willing to gamble on something that may or may not make money. They need big name actors and/or big-time special effects to feel that they will get a return on their investment. That translates to uniformity of complete and utter retardation when it comes to making films. Shitty concepts and shallow plots with big bangs and horrible dialogue. The general cash-spending masses eat that stuff up. A handful of dollars for a couple hours of mindless entertainment before they go home and vegetate in front of the t.v. some more. Simple pleasures for simple people.

Union labor and the padding of production costs has also pretty much guaranteed that budgets will continue to spiral out of control, which perpetuates the problem. Can you even make a movie for less than $30 million any more? Probably not if you expect any kind of mainstream success. The truly low-budget films that become surprise hits are few and far between. I feel bad for the amateur and eccentric creative minds that would like more exposure than the scattered film festivals the country has to offer. It would be nice if a big-time studio (other than Miramax) would bite sometimes. But alas, it's all about the dollar.

[b_sinning]

The remake of Dallas they are doing backs up everything you said Sarcasmo. They are trying to get all big names in hopes no one realizes that it is a shit script.

I'd rather have unknowns and a good story than a big name star with too many special effects and horrible story.

[Sarcasmo]

The remake of Dallas they are doing backs up everything you said Sarcasmo. They are trying to get all big names in hopes no one realizes that it is a shit script.

I'd rather have unknowns and a good story than a big name star with too many special effects and horrible story.


Jesus. This post makes me ill. I actually hadn't heard of a Dallas movie.

Jesus.

[FlamingGlory]

The remake of Dallas they are doing backs up everything you said Sarcasmo. They are trying to get all big names in hopes no one realizes that it is a shit script.

I'd rather have unknowns and a good story than a big name star with too many special effects and horrible story.
They are making Dallas into a movie? WTF

[BeerAd]

You're absolutely right, and Drool just said what we all know: they aren't willing to gamble on something that may or may not make money. They need big name actors and/or big-time special effects to feel that they will get a return on their investment. That translates to uniformity of complete and utter retardation when it comes to making films. Shitty concepts and shallow plots with big bangs and horrible dialogue. The general cash-spending masses eat that stuff up. A handful of dollars for a couple hours of mindless entertainment before they go home and vegetate in front of the t.v. some more. Simple pleasures for simple people.

Union labor and the padding of production costs has also pretty much guaranteed that budgets will continue to spiral out of control, which perpetuates the problem. Can you even make a movie for less than $30 million any more? Probably not if you expect any kind of mainstream success. The truly low-budget films that become surprise hits are few and far between. I feel bad for the amateur and eccentric creative minds that would like more exposure than the scattered film festivals the country has to offer. It would be nice if a big-time studio (other than Miramax) would bite sometimes. But alas, it's all about the dollar.


Have you ever seen the movie Imposter with Gary Sinise - amazing movie but I dont even remember seeing it in the box office. When Identity came out from what I remember it also did horrible but IMO it was one of the best "who done it" movies I have seen. X-Men 3 was horrible and...

Domestic Total as of Jul. 9, 2006: $231,288,000 (Estimate)

Go figure eh?

[b_sinning]

Jesus. This post makes me ill. I actually hadn't heard of a Dallas movie.

Jesus.

Credited cast:
Katie Cassidy .... Lucy Ewing (attached)
Marcia Cross .... Pamela Ewing (rumored)
Jennifer Lopez .... Sue Ellen Ewing (in negotiations)
Shirley MacLaine .... Miss Ellie Ewing (in negotiations)
Jessica Simpson .... Lucy Ewing (rumored)
John Travolta .... J.R. Ewing (in negotiations)
Luke Wilson .... Bobby Ewing (in negotiations)


Identity was a great movie.

[SemperFly]

Credited cast:

Jennifer Lopez .... Sue Ellen Ewing (in negotiations)

Jessica Simpson .... Lucy Ewing (rumored)

oh good lord.

[w_a_w]

Credited cast:
Katie Cassidy .... Lucy Ewing (attached)
Marcia Cross .... Pamela Ewing (rumored)
Jennifer Lopez .... Sue Ellen Ewing (in negotiations)
Shirley MacLaine .... Miss Ellie Ewing (in negotiations)
Jessica Simpson .... Lucy Ewing (rumored)
John Travolta .... J.R. Ewing (in negotiations)
Luke Wilson .... Bobby Ewing (in negotiations)


Identity was a great movie.

I just threw up in my mouth....A LOT

[Sarcasmo]

I'm just flabbergasted that someone somewhere would think that that movie would be a good idea. :iono:

[SemperFly]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0451079/

[w_a_w]

the upshot is they HAVE to run out of old stuff to cannibalize soon...right? :(

[Desslock]

How about a Welcome Back Kotter movie with Icecube as Kotter? :wtf:

[FlamingGlory]

the upshot is they HAVE to run out of old stuff to cannibalize soon...right? :(
It would take 40 years to reamake every classic film and tv show. By that time it's a whole new generation and you can remake the remakes again.

[Sarcasmo]

:lol:


Greeeeat.

[JPatrick]

the upshot is they HAVE to run out of old stuff to cannibalize soon...right? :(

Before long therell be "Amercan Idol, The Movie!" and "Survivor: Deep in the Bush! AKA- A Weekend with Sarcasmos Mom!"

[Desslock]

Before long therell be "Amercan Idol, The Movie!"

Too late. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465142/

[Sarcasmo]

Before long therell be "Amercan Idol, The Movie!" and "Survivor: Deep in the Bush! AKA- A Weekend with Sarcasmos Mom!"


Whatev, fgt. Her bush is naked as a baby's.

[Desslock]

Whatev, fgt. Her bush is naked as a baby's.

:wtf:

[Sarcasmo]

Too late. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465142/


"A satire who focuses on reality shows like American Idol."

Christ, you scared the shit out of me. I was about to move to Iran and become a hardline muslim fundamentalist.

[w_a_w]

"A satire who focuses on reality shows like American Idol."

Christ, you scared the shit out of me. I was about to move to Iran and become a hardline muslim fundamentalist.


thank god! I missed the mention of satire...I was genuinely worried by the existence of that movie otherwise

[JPatrick]

Too late. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465142/


That is certainly a sign of the coming apocalypse.

[b_sinning]

Too late. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465142/


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339034/

That one came out first.

[Desslock]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339034/

That one came out first.

The movie is evil. It has the devil.:eek:

[JPatrick]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339034/

That one came out first.



lol @ the first user comment: "I don't want to live anymore."

[mikey]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094516/

He has to fly around with aerosol cans, how can it not be a great movie?

[Sarcasmo]

lol @ the first user comment: "I don't want to live anymore."


Ten bucks that user "FromJ2K" is gay.

[b_sinning]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094516/

He has to fly around with aerosol cans, how can it not be a great movie?


I remember seeing an episode or two of that.

[w_a_w]

Greatest American Hero:The Geriatric Years

[bast_imret]

Personally, I'm holding out for the Snorks movie.

[Sarcasmo]

They should make a Q-Bert movie. Nicholas Cage could play the lead.

[shawndavid]

J Lo as a Ewing...ahahahahahah

Her hispanic ass would be the maid in real life.

[JPatrick]

They should make a Q-Bert movie. Nicholas Cage could play the lead.



A 1-dimensional actor playing a 2-dimensional character?
I SMELL AN OSCAR!!!1



edit - never mind, I farted, thats what I smell.

[shawndavid]

A 1-dimensional actor playing a 2-dimensional character?
I SMELL AN OSCAR!!!1



edit - never mind, I farted, thats what I smell.

ahahahaha

ive hated his acting forever - his only appropriate role was in raising arizona...like keanu in bill and ted

[Candy]

Credited cast:
Katie Cassidy .... Lucy Ewing (attached)
Marcia Cross .... Pamela Ewing (rumored)
Jennifer Lopez .... Sue Ellen Ewing (in negotiations)
Shirley MacLaine .... Miss Ellie Ewing (in negotiations)
Jessica Simpson .... Lucy Ewing (rumored)
John Travolta .... J.R. Ewing (in negotiations)
Luke Wilson .... Bobby Ewing (in negotiations)


Identity was a great movie.

I'm so excited about this movie - I TIVO old episodes from the Soap Channel and watch them before Shawn gets home from work. :cool:

[w_a_w]

A 1-dimensional actor playing a 2-dimensional character?
I SMELL AN OSCAR!!!1



edit - never mind, I farted, thats what I smell.


awesome :lol:

[Candy]

You'll be dorking out on this one alone Mr. S... Sorry.

[SemperFly]

J Lo as a Ewing...ahahahahahah

Her hispanic ass would be the maid in real life.
I'm waiting for the day when her ass get its' own role in a movie.

hispanics have the best asses though :bast:

[Candy]

I'm waiting for the day when her ass get its' own role in a movie.

hispanics have the best asses though :bast:

Isn't that thing insured?

[Arátoeldar]

They drove it away.They wont take a chance on anything. If its not a guaranteed hit, they wont spend the money. Which is why you end up with Old School 2 and the Dukes of Hazzard.
You could say that about any part of the entertainment industry. No matter if it is the music, movie, or television part.

[JPatrick]

You could say that about any part of the entertainment industry. No matter if it is the music, movie, or television part.
Yup

[FlamingGlory]

hispanics have the best asses though :bast:
I disagree from a purely aesthetic viewpoint.

[shawndavid]

You'll be dorking out on this one alone Mr. S... Sorry.

You're going to let me drive to the theater really, really baked by myself?

[b_sinning]

ahahahaha

ive hated his acting forever - his only appropriate role was in raising arizona...like keanu in bill and ted


He was perfect in Rasing Arizona. That's such a funny movie.

He's butchering Ghost Rider soon.

[JPatrick]

BTW, Im really dissapointed in the forum staff, right now.
This threads title shoulda been raped to "Ill take my dork out for this one" a long time ago.

[SemperFly]

I disagree from a purely aesthetic viewpoint.
assthetic :fly:

[FlamingGlory]

assthetic :fly:
:D Mmmmmm.

[b_sinning]

BTW, Im really dissapointed in the forum staff, right now.
This threads title shoulda been raped to "Ill take my dork out for this one" a long time ago.


Better? Sorry, I've been extremly busy with work lately. I'm going to have to discuss with my boss how work is cutting into my posting time.

[InnerMuse]

Have you ever seen the movie Imposter with Gary Sinise - amazing movie but I dont even remember seeing it in the box office. When Identity came out from what I remember it also did horrible but IMO it was one of the best "who done it" movies I have seen. X-Men 3 was horrible and...

Domestic Total as of Jul. 9, 2006: $231,288,000 (Estimate)

Go figure eh?
I :heart: Gary Sinise. He's one of my favorite actors.


Sheesh! I must have crawled into a hole or pulled a Rip VanWinkle.
How did I miss a Sinise movie? ...peanuts!


I agree with Drool, it’s all in marketing. They are so concerned with what sells that they throw out any quality content. Hollywood is no longer a spawn for artistic creativity, it has deteriorated into a sesspool of regurgitated themes. ...kind of like my post:D

[BeerAd]

I :heart: Gary Sinise. He's one of my favorite actors.


Sheesh! I must have crawled into a hole or pulled a Rip VanWinkle.
How did I miss a Sinise movie? ...peanuts!


I agree with Drool, it’s all in marketing. They are so concerned with what sells that they throw out any quality content. Hollywood is no longer a spawn for artistic creativity, it has deteriorated into a sesspool of regurgitated themes. ...kind of like my post:D

Was Hollywood ever a spawn for artistic creativity?

[BeerAd]

I :heart: Gary Sinise. He's one of my favorite actors.


Sheesh! I must have crawled into a hole or pulled a Rip VanWinkle.
How did I miss a Sinise movie? ...peanuts!


Date night - You, Me, Your boyfriend and Gary :fly:

[InnerMuse]

Date night - You, Me, Your boyfriend and Gary :fly:

I'm not a pro. I know there are ways to handle 12 guys at once, but I'm not Paris Hilton. You'll have to even things up with some other estrogen source...:P

[BeerAd]

I'm not a pro. I know there are ways to handle 12 guys at once, but I'm not Paris Hilton. You'll have to even things up with some other estrogen source...:P

BWahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaha hahhahaahaha

[eileenbunny]

You're going to let me drive to the theater really, really baked by myself?

I'll drive you, but I'm gonna be baked too. Perhaps we should get IBWIP, he'll only be drunk.