What do you guys think of theqlat?

[qlat]

Because Google is retarded, my Gmail and AIM accounts need to be migrated from iqonoqlast. I would use qlat but Google has apparently decided 6 chars will be the new standard minimum. So, what do you people think of theqlat?

I'm entirely serious when I say this: it has taken 5 weeks for me to come up with that. I've gone through about 100 different possibilities and theqlat was the best.

[fly]

you're so vain that you need to be able to search google for your name? :fly:

[qlat]

you're so vain that you need to be able to search google for your name? :fly:
No...Google requires a 6 char minimum for all Gmail accounts :confused:

[qlat]

My friend has expressed serious concern over the inclusion of an article in a username :(

[elpmis]

qlatissimus

[fly]

how about qlatisphat?

[qlat]

qlatissimus
How about qlatte?

Maybe qlat.v2 or qlatxp

[elpmis]

How about qlatte?

Maybe qlat.v2 or qlatxp
qlatter day saints

[fly]

qlatex

[elpmis]

qlate night with conan o'brien

[Valve1080i]

qlatisdabomb

[Onnotangu]

Qlator of barbaria

[KNYTE]

This thread is now about Clydesdale pr0n

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edit: This thread is now about the suspicious relationship between Batman & Robin

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[April40]

qlatter day saints
:lol:

[April40]

qlaternator

[April40]

I'm in your base attacking your qlats.

/elborrito

[elpmis]

qlat jaxxor hunts ghosts

[April40]

qlat jaxxor hunts ghosts

qlat's not funny

[fly]

This thread is now about Clydesdale pr0n

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edit: This thread is now about the suspicious relationship between Batman & Robin

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[Ryokurin]

if you dont mind, why is iqlat not usable now? or are you avoiding something?

[qlat]

if you dont mind, why is iqlat not usable now? or are you avoiding something?
iqlat is only 5 chars. And that would be terrible.

[Ryokurin]

I only did iqlat because I didn't want to type out iqonoqlast, which reminds me of a van by the way

[Sarcasmo]

QLATATTACK

[Sarcasmo]

iworkedouttoohardlastnightandnowmyqlatsaresore

[Sarcasmo]

bigfuckingbunny

[Sarcasmo]

abercrombieboi

[KNYTE]

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[Ryokurin]

shucky ducky, qlat qlat!

[mikey]

qlatin_lover

[mikey]

qlassic_pickles

[mikey]

He's an interesting fellow that will not come to Columbus meets. I sense a slight insecurity about his weight and stature. The details of his life are quite inconsequential... very well, where should I begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- Qlat highly suggests you try it. And he misses Columbus meets.

[Arátoeldar]

Seek_Help._Immediately. :fly:

[fly]

Seek_Help._Immediately. :fly:
:lol:

[shawndavid]

Is this a hard C?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think I asked anyone how shawndavid sounded? Obviously fucking not. It's gay. Just like your inquisition.

Maybe you should go with qlaterous or something else that's vagina-related.

[qlat]

Is this a hard C?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think I asked anyone how shawndavid sounded? Obviously fucking not. It's gay. Just like your inquisition.

Maybe you should go with qlaterous or something else that's vagina-related.
Clearly you suck at life and are not familiar with the awesomeness that is me.

It's q-lat, as in 2 syllables :rolleyes:

[FlamingGlory]

Clearly you suck at life and are not familiar with the awesomeness that is me.

It's q-lat, as in 2 syllables :rolleyes:
Awesome, that's how I always thought of it. For the record I dont care though.

[fly]

Clearly you suck at life and are not familiar with the awesomeness that is me.

It's q-lat, as in 2 syllables :rolleyes:
where the fuck did it come from tho?

[qlat]

where the fuck did it come from tho?
Aha, but that's the genious. It doesn't really mean anything, just 2 sets of initials. Mine, and those of Amy Tasca, a girl for whom I held a candle for the longest time.

I think she's a dentist/in dental school now and as of 2 years ago, was engaged (I think).

I was discussing this with my friend when I was trying to turn non sequitur into a compact handle and he was saying how the genius of qlat is that it doesn't have an inherent meaning.

[shawndavid]

Do you have all of your fingers?:fly:

[Sarcasmo]

Aha, but that's the genious. It doesn't really mean anything, just 2 sets of initials. Mine, and those of Amy Tasca, a girl for whom I held a candle for the longest time.

I think she's a dentist/in dental school now and as of 2 years ago, was engaged (I think).

I was discussing this with my friend when I was trying to turn non sequitur into a compact handle and he was saying how the genius of qlat is that it doesn't have an inherent meaning.


So you're still obsessing over a girl you're no longer with? That's healthy. Just make your handle AmyTascaIfICantHaveYouIWantToDieOrMaybeSitAroundIn TheDarkAndEatMyOwnFeces

[w_a_w]

theaqlat

[fly]

wait... so your name starts with a Q?

[FlamingGlory]

So you're still obsessing over a girl you're no longer with? That's healthy. Just make your handle AmyTascaIfICantHaveYouIWantToDieOrMaybeSitAroundIn TheDarkAndEatMyOwnFeces
Yeah seriously...

[w_a_w]

Yeah seriously...

in all fairness, he's been using that name online at the H and M for like 5-6 years now

[Ryokurin]

wait... so your name starts with a Q?


Thats not really all that hard. I know of a few people whos name is Quan.

I just thought of a new one. whattheqlat?

[qlat]

So you're still obsessing over a girl you're no longer with? That's healthy. Just make your handle AmyTascaIfICantHaveYouIWantToDieOrMaybeSitAroundIn TheDarkAndEatMyOwnFeces
qlat is what I came up with for Hotmail.

Before Microsoft bought it.

I then used it for Yahoo and AIM.

And then I used it for [H] and [M].

So really, I've been using it for a long time. qlat is my brand and identity. I am qlat.

I have plenty of girls to obsess about that've I've seen since 2000 :lol:

[eileenbunny]

Thats not really all that hard. I know of a few people whos name is Quan.

I just thought of a new one. whattheqlat?

I know a girl named Qamar too. She's from Morocco. You are right, it isn't that rare really.

[Sp`ange]

why not qlatqlat@gmail.com

[Ryokurin]

theducksaysqlat
qlattothefuture
misterqlat

[qlat]

why not qlatqlat@gmail.com
That actually occurred to me as well.

[fly]

qlattalq

[shawndavid]

The ancients of this country used to hunt with the qatl qatl.

[Sarcasmo]

Quetzalqlatl?

[JPatrick]

qlatstfu

[Arátoeldar]

qlatstfu

:lol:

[InnerMuse]

Forget the play on words, just go by "Zoltan"









...ZOLTAN!