post your hair!

[InfluX]

preferably the hair on your head with a head attatched but i'm not picky. lets see your do!

i'll start

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/redblack.jpg


go go go!

[FlamingGlory]

Three am, high humidity, no hair bands... And yes the thing behind me is messy.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/scaryhair-small.jpg

[fly]

Influx is hot.

I just looked, I don't have a hair pic. I'll take one later.

[SemperFly]

http://flynavy.net/camwhore/Picture7.jpg

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DSC_1263 (Medium).JPG

Here's fly's hair.

[April40]

Three am, high humidity, no hair bands... And yes the thing behind me is messy.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/scaryhair-small.jpg


Saving up for the Children with Cancer Foundation? Good for you!

[JPatrick]

An old pic but it still applies.
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/MugShot.jpg

[LightSleeper]

http://uselessforums.com/files/020405/IM000708.JPG
Only, now it's not blonde, more of a redish blonde color thanks to chlorine.:mad: It shal be the dark auburn it was suposed to be soo.

[InfluX]

fly navy ftw! that's awesome!

its funny. i never meet any guys irl who have hair longer than me.

[InfluX]

my god lightsleeper, you're eyes are so feckin blue. i am the jealous

[LightSleeper]

my god lightsleeper, you're eyes are so feckin blue. i am the jealousMeh, they're not really that blue. I was playing with the color adjustment thing, so be not jealous. Real color:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/eyes.JPG

[b_sinning]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Easter8revised.jpg


Most recent pic. I'm not sure wtf is going on with my hair there. Normally I keep it short and just randomly mess up the top.

[LightSleeper]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Easter8revised.jpg


Most recent pic. I'm not sure wtf is going on with my hair there. Normally I keep it short and just randomly mess up the top.Does the little one have a mohawk or is it just all messyness?

[b_sinning]

Does the little one have a mohawk or is it just all messyness?


Mohawk.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Will_grad_7.jpg


This is him at his pre-k graduation a few weeks ago.

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Easter8revised.jpg


Most recent pic. I'm not sure wtf is going on with my hair there. Normally I keep it short and just randomly mess up the top.


Hay that doesn't look anything like you. Cool kid.

[b_sinning]

This picture from x-mas time look more like me?

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/bxmastime.jpg


My bosses came to me right after x-mas and said we really want/need to promote you but can you get a hair cut? I explained for enough money I'd would be willing to remove every hair on my body.

[April40]

This picture from x-mas time look more like me?

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/bxmastime.jpg


My bosses came to me right after x-mas and said we really want/need to promote you but can you get a hair cut? I explained for enough money I'd would be willing to remove every hair on my body.


Ahhh yes much more like you!

[fly]

This picture from x-mas time look more like me?

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/bxmastime.jpg


My bosses came to me right after x-mas and said we really want/need to promote you but can you get a hair cut? I explained for enough money I'd would be willing to remove every hair on my body.
y yuo chop wifey?

[I Robert I]

Hair? Not for long. Receding hairline :cool:

[April40]

Hair? Not for long. Receding hairline :cool:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/I Robert I1.jpg

I've been stalking you.

[I Robert I]

[IMG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/I Robert I1.jpg[/IG]

I've been stalking you.
:eek:
I've cut it much shorter now though :)

[April40]

:eek:
I've cut it much shorter now though :)


I need a new pic for my stalker file then.

[FlamingGlory]

Saving up for the Children with Cancer Foundation? Good for you!
Sure, why not.

[I Robert I]

I need a new pic for my stalker file then.
Fine

http://files.badlysprained.net/out/192/uf/foodforthestalker.jpg

[April40]

Fine

[img]http://files.badlysprained.net/out/192/uf/foodforthestalker.jpg[img]


WHOA MORE LIGHT!!! and LOL at the filename.

Saved.

[April40]

An old pic but it still applies.
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/MugShot.jpg


Soo... what'd ya do?

[JPatrick]

Soo... what'd ya do?


Buggering in a no buggering zone.

[April40]

Buggering in a no buggering zone.

bug·ger 1 Pronunciation (bgr, bg-)
n.
1. Vulgar Slang A sodomite.
2. Slang A contemptible or disreputable person.
3. Slang A fellow; a chap: "He's a silly little bugger, then" John le Carré.
v. bug·gered, bug·ger·ing, bug·gers Vulgar Slang
v.intr.
To practice sodomy.
v.tr.
1. To practice sodomy with.
2. To damn.
Phrasal Verb:
bugger off
Chiefly British Slang To leave someone alone; go away.


ahh now I understand.

Random:
http://www.mediapill.com/features/bulletpoint/moose_bugger.gif

[fly]

Fine

http://files.badlysprained.net/out/192/uf/foodforthestalker.jpg
I fucking love you.

[b_sinning]

My hair isn't receding. It's beginning a retreat to other body parts.

[sizzlinggrace]

meeesy curls

http://www.sizzlinggrace.com/stuff/curlyhairweee%20001.jpg

[Sp`ange]

:hay: it's just short. none of that dirty hippy shit. I usually cut it down to 1/4" and let it grow to 1/2" - 3/4" and cut it back. The missus lines it up in the back for me.

[FlamingGlory]

:hay: it's just short. none of that dirty hippy shit. I usually cut it down to 1/4" and let it grow to 1/2" - 3/4" and cut it back. The missus lines it up in the back for me.
I'm not a hippy goddammit.

[Sarcasmo]

I'm not a hippy goddammit.


It's okay. We don't judge you.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

My hair is dark brown, straight, layered. No good hair pics or I'd post one. Kinda looks like the gal in the first picture, but my bangs are a little longer.

[FlamingGlory]

It's okay. We don't judge you.
And we dont mind your emoness. :P

[InfluX]

And we dont mind your emoness. :P


less than three emo boys

[Sp`ange]

I'm not a hippy goddammit.

yeah. keep telling yourself that. Drool also thinks that all the metal makes up for the long hair, but it doesn't.

[Sarcasmo]

And we dont mind your emoness. :P


That was a low blow, yo.

[FlamingGlory]

That was a low blow, yo.
Well the whole scared of pussy thing is getting old and no one ever makes fun of me about anything.

[FlamingGlory]

less than three emo boys
Yes, the high camera angle and eyes looking off into distance gives it away.

[Krazed]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7914/pict08698ah.jpg

lolol gross. Last night before I went to get coffee with a friend :)

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5535/lolhair2eu.jpg
that was from a month ago or so. It's probably longer now
lolol imageshack

[b_sinning]

Mohawk.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Will_grad_7.jpg


This is him at his pre-k graduation a few weeks ago.


My wife pointed out that if you look closely he has handcuffs on his hip. He's also wearing bright red Converse and the red belt he has on has skulls on it. He's going to be trouble.

[fly]

Why in the fuck does he have handcuffs? :lol:

edit: And can I hang out with him?

[mattcohn.com]

Hair!

http://i7.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/Copy_of_SUC50337_2fdf4.jpg

[LightSleeper]

Well the whole scared of pussy thing is getting old and no one ever makes fun of me about anything.I do all the time.:cool:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Hair!

[img]http://i7.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/Copy_of_SUC50337_2fdf4.jpg[img]
:drool:
I love your hair!!!!!

[LightSleeper]

My wife pointed out that if you look closely he has handcuffs on his hip. He's also wearing bright red Converse and the red belt he has on has skulls on it. He's going to be trouble. This is who he shal be in the future (without the cat) http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/kitty.JPG
:fly: you have a future Jesse. Ha ha. He's gunna be a heart breaker. Keep him away from anyone who looks like this:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/jason2.jpg
Note their hair.:)

[mattcohn.com]

:drool:
I love your hair!!!!!

Thanks! It's short now and I've got something in it. If I let it grow long it turns into a crazy unmanageable JewFro. :fly:

[Arátoeldar]

Mine looks like Mike's except dirty blonde.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Thanks! It's short now and I've got something in it. If I let it grow long it turns into a crazy unmanageable JewFro. :fly:
My hair is naturally curly so I understand what thats like :lol:

Thank goodness for curl defining cream

[elpmis]

Hair!

[img]http://i7.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/Copy_of_SUC50337_2fdf4.jpg[img]
subtle gay pride flag :fly:

[elpmis]

Mohawk.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Will_grad_7.jpg


This is him at his pre-k graduation a few weeks ago.
dude, your boy is awesome

[Sarcasmo]

Is Matt gay or is he just making what he feels is a profound socio-political statement?

[elpmis]

Is Matt gay or is he just making what he feels is a profound socio-political statement?
either way he looks pretty hot

[Sarcasmo]

Mohawk.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Will_grad_7.jpg


This is him at his pre-k graduation a few weeks ago.



Say hello to Van Wilder in 20 years.

[Sarcasmo]

either way he looks pretty hot


He looks like Ben Affleck's brother.

[elpmis]

He looks like Ben Affleck's brother.
:fly:

[mattcohn.com]

Thanks! And as for my sexuality, I think the balls might have touched! http://gayteenforum.net/images/smilies/addons2/ky.gif
I'm told the Ben Affleck thing a lot. I wouldn't have thought so but I can see it. I actually look EXACTLY like my dad, to an insane degree. He always said he couldn't blame me on the milkman.

[elpmis]

Thanks! And as for my sexuality, I think the balls might have touched! http://gayteenforum.net/images/smilies/addons2/ky.gif
I'm told the Ben Affleck thing a lot. I wouldn't have thought so but I can see it. I actually look EXACTLY like my dad, to an insane degree. He always said he couldn't blame me on the milkman.
lucky 4 u I think Sarcasmo is single ;)

[sizzlinggrace]

Thanks! And as for my sexuality, I think the balls might have touched! http://gayteenforum.net/images/smilies/addons2/ky.gif
I'm told the Ben Affleck thing a lot. I wouldn't have thought so but I can see it. I actually look EXACTLY like my dad, to an insane degree. He always said he couldn't blame me on the milkman.

hawt :drool:

[April40]

Say hello to Van Wilder in 20 years.

Those crazy kids and their VD's.

[Fat Burger]

http://static.flickr.com/49/153870202_bfbea865b8_o.jpg

[b_sinning]

Say hello to Van Wilder in 20 years.


No doubt. He already tries Jedi mind tricks on us.

Me - "I told you that you can't have a cookie!"

Him - "No, you didn't." (slow hand wave)

Me - "Yes, I did!"

Him - "No, you didn't" (slow hand wave)

Me - "I'm pretty sure I did."

Him - "No, you didn't." (slow hand wave)

Me - "You sure?"

Him - "Where's the ice cream that goes with the cookie?" (slow hand wave)



He may end up like Van Wilder or Jesse but either way my wife will make sure he has good looking hair.

He's so damn out going. He is as far from shy as you can get. More people know my son than me now.

[Pandora]

Mohawk.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Will_grad_7.jpg


This is him at his pre-k graduation a few weeks ago.

AAAdorable. So where'd he pick up the punk type attire from? Does he get that style from his daddy?

[elpmis]

No doubt. He already tries Jedi mind tricks on us.

Me - "I told you that you can't have a cookie!"

Him - "No, you didn't." (slow hand wave)

Me - "Yes, I did!"

Him - "No, you didn't" (slow hand wave)

Me - "I'm pretty sure I did."

Him - "No, you didn't." (slow hand wave)

Me - "You sure?"

Him - "Where's the ice cream that goes with the cookie?" (slow hand wave)



He may end up like Van Wilder or Jesse but either way my wife will make sure he has good looking hair.

He's so damn out going. He is as far from shy as you can get. More people know my son than me now.
ya that hair is pretty awesome

[mattcohn.com]

Me - "I told you that you can't have a cookie!"

Him - "No, you didn't." (slow hand wave)

Me - "Yes, I did!"

Him - "No, you didn't" (slow hand wave)

Me - "I'm pretty sure I did."

Him - "No, you didn't." (slow hand wave)

Me - "You sure?"

Him - "Where's the ice cream that goes with the cookie?" (slow hand wave)



Hahaha, wow that's cute. Seriously nice job, he sounds like he's just super-confident and outgoing. If I ever raise a kid I hope to be able to do what you did there with him.

[w_a_w]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/I Robert I1.jpg

I've been stalking you.


he looks like he stalks himself!

[w_a_w]

preferably the hair on your head with a head attatched but i'm not picky. lets see your do!

i'll start

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/redblack.jpg


go go go!


wow, you're fucking hot! :heart:

[elpmis]

wow, you're fucking hot! :heart:
from that myspace angle :fly:

[w_a_w]

from that myspace angle :fly:

I was going to make reference to that but thought better of it
with that out of the bag, how about a non myspace pic? :p

[BeerAd]

I was going to make reference to that but thought better of it
with that out of the bag, how about a non myspace pic? :p

BWahahaha, you guys were right on the money :fly:

[shawndavid]

from that myspace angle :fly:

smoke and mirrors hahahah

[b_sinning]

AAAdorable. So where'd he pick up the punk type attire from? Does he get that style from his daddy?

A mixture of both of us.

Actually I wish I was as good with girls when I was single as he is at 4. He's so damn out going that little girls are always following him around and trying to hug him. Who would have thought that girls like it when you just go straight up to them and just asked "Do you want to be my friend? Let's go play."

[Coqui]

Cropped for your safety

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/hair.jpg

[InfluX]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/665626283_l.jpg

i thought about taking a picture of me giving you all the finger but it just seemed like too much trouble.

[BeerAd]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/665626283_l.jpg

i thought about taking a picture of me giving you all the finger but it just seemed like too much trouble.

Forbidden :drool:

[tre]

[IMGhttp://uselessforums.com/files/120505/665626283_l.jpg[/IMG]

i thought about taking a picture of me giving you all the finger but it just seemed like too much trouble.
who's the asian boy?

[InfluX]

who's the asian boy?



:( i'm working on it, yew bastarge

[tre]

:( i'm working on it, yew bastarge
:D i joke because of the old pic.

[fly]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/665626283_l.jpg[/IMG]

i thought about taking a picture of me giving you all the finger but it just seemed like too much trouble.
We've seen that pic before. bannnnnnnnnd

[InfluX]

We've seen that pic before. bannnnnnnnnd

damn me and my laziness. i channel the angry fist in your general direction.

[BeerAd]

damn me and my laziness. i channel the angry fist in your general direction.

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW run

[InfluX]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW run

you're god damned right ew

[Sarcasmo]

Who the hell are those fine ass women and why didn't you losers tell me they were on here?

[JPatrick]

damn me and my laziness. i channel the angry fist in your general direction.



Sounds like a job for Count Fistula!

[InfluX]

Sounds like a job for Count Fistula!


you're my feckin hero, drool.

[w_a_w]

We've seen that pic before. bannnnnnnnnd

[InfluX]

We've seen that pic before. bannnnnnnnnd


look ma i can quote too!

[JPatrick]

HAY CAN I QUOTE TOO?!?!




edit - godammit.

[w_a_w]

look ma i can quote too!

[Galen]

http://www.btinternet.com/~scuzi/galen.jpg

Yeah, I know I always use it but my hair hasn't changed in two years. Takes a few seconds to fix in the morning and that's it.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

from that myspace angle :fly:
:lol:

[mattcohn.com]

My friend Nick came up to visit me in Bellingham and he messed up my hair :(.

I might have cried.

[I.C.Water]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Picture 525.jpg

weeeee i'll kill you all uh cept influx:shifty: :furry: :nev:

[JPatrick]

You still off the booze, Mr President?

[w_a_w]

You still off the booze, Mr President?

can't you tell? every post involves homicide

[kiwi]

Since I owe Thorn an updated belly pic, maybe I'll take a hair pic as well today. I make no promises.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Since I owe Thorn an updated belly pic, maybe I'll take a hair pic as well today. I make no promises.
I read that fast and got "belly hair pic" out of it :lol:

And thought KNYTE was using your account accidentally....

[fly]

You still off the booze, Mr President?
Anheuser-Busch's earnings were down last quarter, so I'd guess he's still off the sauce.

[b_sinning]

I read that fast and got "belly hair pic" out of it :lol:

And thought KNYTE was using your account accidentally....

She's going to post her hairy belly to save time.

[Thorn Bird]

i was WONDERING if i was ever gonna see the belly!!!

[kiwi]

Here is my current hair. Sorry for the dumb face, I hate pics of myself.

http://home.comcast.net//hair.jpg

[Thorn Bird]

ooooh, i LOVE your hair!! i didn't think i'd like it lighter, but it looks fabulous!!!

[I.C.Water]

You still off the booze, Mr President?

72 days no smokin no booz

[fly]

72 days no smokin no booz
Has life lost its flair?

[InfluX]

72 days no smokin no booz


oh dear. thanks for reminding me its time to go smoke.

[w_a_w]

72 days no smokin no booz


wow, it's already been 72 days? congrats man

[mikey]

i am drinking a beer right now and it is good

[InfluX]

wow, it's already been 72 days? congrats man


your title unsettles me. :thrawn:

[elpmis]

Here is my current hair. Sorry for the dumb face, I hate pics of myself.

http://home.comcast.net/~kylemccutchan/hair.jpg
:drool:

[mikey]

your title unsettles me. :thrawn:




i fixed yours too. feel better?

[elpmis]

i fixed yours too. feel better?
:lol:

[InfluX]

i fixed yours too. feel better?


words cannot express the hatred welling in my heart. WELLING I SAY!

[w_a_w]

your title unsettles me. :thrawn:


thrawn bought it and I thought it was referring to kiwi who is named kimi as well...had no idea it was you :lol:

good stuff thrawn :p

[b_sinning]

72 days no smokin no booz


Congrats. I can't imagine how hard that was.

[kiwi]

thrawn bought it and I thought it was referring to kiwi who is named kimi as well...had no idea it was you :lol:

good stuff thrawn :p

I was also confused at first.

[elpmis]

thrawn bought it and I thought it was referring to kiwi who is named kimi as well...had no idea it was you :lol:

good stuff thrawn :p
no I think thrawn knew what he was doing*








*a small boy

[InfluX]

a right bastard = MANDY

[mikey]

words cannot express the hatred welling in my heart. WELLING I SAY!




:heart:

[mikey]

do i have to change it to, "I LOVE YOU, AZN KIMI !!!!?"

would that make it easier, NEANDERTHALS?

[InfluX]

thrawn if i had an epen0s i'd slap you with it.

[JPatrick]

72 days no smokin no booz


I shall drink in your honor this evening, sir.

[mikey]

thrawn if i had an epen0s i'd slap you with it.




well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy

[InfluX]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

*humbled*

[InnerMuse]

Mohawk.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Will_grad_7.jpg


This is him at his pre-k graduation a few weeks ago.

Red converse and a red belt with skulls? b... your kid is my hero!:heart:

[JPatrick]

well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy


Oh Mandy!
You came and you gave without taking!
Then I crapped in your mouf
Oh Mandy!

[April40]

72 days no smokin no booz


Whoa what's going on?!

[ChikkenNoodul]

Whoa what's going on?!
THE END IS NIGH!

[fly]

THE END IS NIGH!
Did your liver just burn? I was thinking of you quitting drinking...

[ChikkenNoodul]

Did your liver just burn? I was thinking of you quitting drinking...
I knew I sensed a disturbance in the still.....

[JPatrick]

Did your liver just burn? I was thinking of you quitting drinking...


But you dont drink.



edit - Unless youre talking about honkey skeet, and I dont see you quittin that anytime soon.

[fly]

But you dont drink.



edit - Unless youre talking about honkey skeet, and I dont see you quittin that anytime soon.
cumprehenshun

[JPatrick]

cumprehenshun


Godammit.


Its been a long difficult day.

[mikey]

Godammit.


Its been a long difficult day.



i've had a beer in my hand since noon

[JPatrick]

i've had a beer in my hand since noon


Im gonna grab you by them big ole ears of yours and shove your face into my crotch next time I see you.

[w_a_w]

i've had a beer in my hand since noon


do you not work or something? seems like I hear you post about day time drinking fairly often :p

[mikey]

do you not work or something? seems like I hear you post about day time drinking fairly often :p




work is over rated. i am on disability. i lost a leg in 'nam and watched two members of my troop being slowly dismembered over the eight months i was a POW. delta force got me out before the the vietcong broke me and told them everything.

[w_a_w]

work is over rated. i am on disability. i lost a leg in 'nam and watched two members of my troop being slowly dismembered over the eight months i was a POW. delta force got me out before the the vietcong broke me and told them everything.


like my new title? :hi2u:

[Sp`ange]

72 days no smokin no booz


Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuends follow
There must be something inside hes hiding

[mikey]

like my new title? :hi2u:




not as much as explaining to the alaskan what the title inferred :lol:

[w_a_w]

not as much as explaining to the alaskan what the title inferred :lol:


meh, whatever...I was freakin blacked out from fly party favors :p

[mikey]

meh, whatever...I was freakin blacked out from fly party favors :p




now dont go sulking, i was only joking

[w_a_w]

now dont go sulking, i was only joking


I'm not...hence the :p at the end of the post

[I.C.Water]

Whoa what's going on?!

http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=633487

quit smokin cause aparently it was helping to kill me quit drinkin cause aparently that can kill me while takin the blood thinners i need to live now or some shit like that

[mikey]

http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=633487

quit smokin cause aparently it was helping to kill me quit drinkin cause aparently that can kill me while takin the blood thinners i need to live now or some shit like that



i'd trade a few apostrophes and periods for a shorter lifespan

[InfluX]

now dont go sulking, i was only joking


i got your shenananananananigans right here.

[mikey]

i got your shenananananananigans right here.



right next to the flashlights?

[TheSoupPrincess]

do you not work or something? seems like I hear you post about day time drinking fairly often :p
Oh...he works..hard. He sexes me all day and in between breaks I let him post, eat, and whatever else he needs to do.:D

[tre]

Oh...he works..hard. He sexes me all day and in between breaks I let him post, eat, and whatever else he needs to do.:D
how does one deserve a break after 30 seconds of work?:confused:

[Thorn Bird]

how does one deserve a break after 30 seconds of work?:confused:


:eek: :lol:

[TheSoupPrincess]

how does one deserve a break after 30 seconds of work?:confused:
If you consider 4 hours 30 seconds then I dont know why...I am just generous I suppose

[Thorn Bird]

If you consider 4 hours 30 seconds then I dont know why...I am just generous I suppose


that's TOO much work. a good ol' 30 minutes does juuuuuuust fine. :D :fly:

[TheSoupPrincess]

Not with him.. :D

[TheSoupPrincess]

And sorry Influx...this thread was highjacked. I will post no more about this...I MIGHT post hair for you, but I think Thrawns already whored me out enough. lol

[Thorn Bird]

Not with him.. :D

:hi2u: :lol:


thrawn's a hot luuuuuuuuuuuuuver.

[fly]

Oh...he works..hard. He sexes me all day and in between breaks I let him post, eat, and whatever else he needs to do.:D
dupe

[TheSoupPrincess]

dupe
le sigh..yes.... blame it on rum. I was being lazy and did not want to edit the post before it:chikken:

[tre]

le sigh..yes.... blame it on rum. I was being lazy and did not want to edit the post before it:chikken:
i blame the 4 hours on the rum....:haaay:

[fly]

le sigh..yes.... blame it on rum. I was being lazy and did not want to edit the post before it:chikken:
dupe account. no one is having sex w/ mikey except for his choke hold.

[tre]

dupe account. no one is having sex w/ mikey except for his choke hold.
that account only makes posts by typing with the left hand....

[TheSoupPrincess]

dupe account. no one is having sex w/ mikey except for his choke hold.I will have you know that this is not a "dupe" account sirs, you will see that I have completely different IP address:tard: I am not Mikey.:happy: thank you very much:P

[TheSoupPrincess]

that account only makes posts by typing with the left hand....
:P you brat

[April40]

dupe account. no one is having sex w/ mikey except for his choke hold.

RIIIGGGHHHHTTT you hit it and quit it when I wasn't watching.




... let me watch damn it.

[April40]

that account only makes posts by typing with the left hand....


:lol:

[Sp`ange]

that account only makes posts by typing with the left hand....

I perfected one-handed typing on ANSI porn. that's how /<-r4> 3|337 I am.

[mikey]

what the hell


i dont like being the center of conversation

[mikey]

I will have you know that this is not a "dupe" account sirs, you will see that I have completely different IP address:tard: I am not Mikey.:happy: thank you very much:P




god you sound like a retard

[Thorn Bird]

what the hell


i dont like being the center of conversation


:fly: everyone point and laugh at thrawn. :fly:

[fly]

Did you guys hear about Thrawn?

[Thorn Bird]

Did you guys hear about Thrawn?

omg no...come tell me aaaaallll about him. :hi2u:

[TheSoupPrincess]

god you sound like a retard
At leat I didn't take the short but to school. Now stop this you psycho....I told Infulx:hi2u: that I would not highjack her thread you ass:tard: :tard: :tard:

[fly]

At leat [I]I[I] didn't take the short but to school. Now stop this you psycho....I told Infulx:hi2u: that I would not highjack her thread you ass:tard: :tard: :tard:
quoted for iron

[mikey]

PSA:

IT TAKES A FIFTH OF RUM TO GET DEEDEE TO POST

[TheSoupPrincess]

Aye....wait! Not a fif...just half pint! ARGGGG I AM A PIRATE...of your ass my sweet Mikey:D

Did i mention how much i love to HATE you

damn booze i have to edit far to much than this is worth

[Thorn Bird]

this could be interesting. :hi2u:
wink, you should come play more often. you don't need the fifth...unless, of course, you need it to handle all the pansies on here. :fly:

[TheSoupPrincess]

this could be interesting. :hi2u:
wink, you should come play more often. you don't need the fifth...unless, of course, you need it to handle all the pansies on here. :fly:
I see no pansies...just monkies:fly:

[Thorn Bird]

I see no pansies...just monkies:fly:

well, yes, but any monkeys with penii are pansy monkeys. now you know. continue on with the drink.

[TheSoupPrincess]

quoted for iron
:mad: DAMMIT! I was hoping no one would notice that crap:fly:

[TheSoupPrincess]

well, yes, but any monkeys with penii are pansy monkeys. now you know. continue on with the drink.
AHAHA...but my dear its not fair when you throw down with a battle of wits with an unarmed person(people):fly:

[mikey]

AHAHA...but my dear its not fair when you throw down with a battle of wits with an unarmed person(people):fly:




HHAHAHA

FUNNY

[Thorn Bird]

AHAHA...but my dear its not fair when you throw down with a battle of wits with an unarmed person(people):fly:

fair. HA!! they can pee standing up. we're even.

[mikey]

fair. HA!! they can pee standing up. we're even.




so can she. dont ask me why i know this

[Thorn Bird]

so can she. dont ask me why i know this

:eek: i...i...don't even know...what to say.

[TheSoupPrincess]

Not like that...I have no peni...just alot dunken nights out at the Sutros... you learn. well that and camping:D

[fly]

Not like that...I have no peni...just alot dunken nights out at the Sutros... you learn. well that and camping:D
Oops, I think you missed
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/ladies-at-the-urinal.jpg

[TheSoupPrincess]

*YAWN* Bored....next topic of random discussion.

And sadly yes, I have piddled myself whilst trying to piss standing up and I have yet to defeat the challange of writing my name in the snow.

[mikey]

*YAWN* Bored....next topic of random discussion.

And sadly yes, I have piddled myself whilst trying to piss standing up and I have yet to defeat the challange of writing my name in the snow.



thats more like it

[InfluX]

what the shit is going on

where's the hair?

WHERE'S THE HAIR?

[w_a_w]

If you consider 4 hours 30 seconds then I dont know why...I am just generous I suppose

dupe

and I actually can hit it for 4 hours and did so with a fine young lady recently :p

[mikey]

what the shit is going on

where's the hair?

WHERE'S THE HAIR?



got me, ask aeon. she's the drunk here.



edit? come to think of it...yeah, forget it

[Sp`ange]

dupe

and I actually can hit it for 4 hours and did so with a fine young lady recently :p


I can do four hours..


well.. if it includes 1.5 hours of watching a movie, 2 hours of drinking, 25 minutes of beggin', 4 minutes of warm-up and 1 minute of action.. :)

[InfluX]

...i would give my left pinky to see aeon and her hair. if i had a sac, i'd give that too...

[mikey]

...i would give my left pinky to see aeon and her hair. if i had a sac, i'd give that too...



i was wondering where my balls and little fingers went

[InfluX]

...what do i have to cut off to see my darling aeon?

[mikey]

...what do i have to cut off to see my darling aeon?





i'm fairly certain that she wouldn't argue much for a moment or two alone with you :smooch:

[April40]

No sex in the Chatter Room.

[snoogit]

About the only pic of my hair that I got: (post Bo-Rics trauma)

http://www.snoogit.com/grtoms/day2/hotbear.jpg

[KNYTE]

You should probably do something about that pic, like now.

[JPatrick]

About the only pic of my hair that I got: (post Bo-Rics trauma)

http://www.snoogit.com/grtoms/day2/hotbear.jpg


Why do you always look like youre ready to eat something in all your pics?

[snoogit]

should be working now (refresh it should come up)

Why do you always look like youre ready to eat something in all your pics?

The Bear was HOT... (bronze sitting in the sun isn't the greatest thing to touch at high noon)

[SemperFly]

http://flynavy.net/camwhore/Picture12.jpg

haircut. not much though

[Sp`ange]

http://flynavy.net/camwhore/Picture12.jpg

haircut. not much though

So, umm.. yeah. Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? yeah. that's lame.

[SemperFly]

So, umm.. yeah. Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? yeah. that's lame.
magnetic clip ons for my glasses. they remove the glare and reflection that would've otherwise been caused by the monitor

[FlamingGlory]

magnetic clip ons for my glasses. they remove the glare and reflection that would've otherwise been caused by the monitor
So not only are you wearing sunglasses indoors, you're wearing old lady sunglasses indoors.

[SemperFly]

So not only are you wearing sunglasses indoors, you're wearing old lady sunglasses indoors.
:confused: they're fucking convenient; I need to wear sunglasses when I don't have contacts and I could find a decent pair of prescription frames for shades

[FlamingGlory]

:confused: they're fucking convenient; I need to wear sunglasses when I don't have contacts and I could find a decent pair of prescription frames for shades
We are jerking your chain. Sheesh.

:cool:

[b_sinning]

Fly navy are you still living with Sarah and Smilk?

[Coqui]

Fly navy are you still living with Sarah and Smilk?


Smilk? :fly:

[SemperFly]

We are jerking your chain. Sheesh.

:cool:
jerk it a little harder :fly:

Fly navy are you still living with Sarah and Smilk?
technically schmilk lives with sarah and I 'cause he's not onl the lease...but that's not the reality of the situation, now is it? :lol:

[Coqui]

jerk it a little harder :fly:


technically schmilk lives with sarah and I 'cause he's not onl the lease...but that's not the reality of the situation, now is it? :lol:


Kick the third wheel out. Tell Sarah to leave :fly:

[Sp`ange]

magnetic clip ons for my glasses. they remove the glare and reflection that would've otherwise been caused by the monitor

Turn off the lights and get the anti-glare coating. Desk lamp ftw.

[Sarcasmo]

Snoogit is a very petite fellow.

[fly]

WHERE IS SNOOGITS PIC?

And why doesn't sarcasmo ever post new pictures of himself. UNVERIFIED.

[w_a_w]

WHERE IS SNOOGITS PIC?

And why doesn't sarcasmo ever post new pictures of himself. UNVERIFIED.


snoogit's pic is on the last page and sarcasmo never posts pics because he's actually a hot chick

[SemperFly]

Turn off the lights and get the anti-glare coating. Desk lamp ftw.
eh, anti glare and anti scratch tend to make the lenses blurry when they're wiped off. I don't always want to bother using a lint free cloth pulled from a sterlized pouch yada yada yada :p

and it was like 1730, that's called sunlight

[Sarcasmo]

WHERE IS SNOOGITS PIC?

And why doesn't sarcasmo ever post new pictures of himself. UNVERIFIED.


Here's a pic of me from two nights ago trying to fend off the vagina.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Picture059.jpg

[w_a_w]

Here's a pic of me from two nights ago trying to fend off the vagina.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Picture059.jpg


weird, that looks a bit like me when I have short hair

and you were lucky to get away...that's a serious manhand she's got in your face :eek:

:p

[Sarcasmo]

weird, that looks a bit like me when I have short hair

and you were lucky to get away...that's a serious manhand she's got in your face :eek:

:p


That's my manhand about catch my vomit. :fly:

Here's a better one of my babies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/TheGirls.jpg

[w_a_w]

That's my manhand about catch my vomit. :fly:

Here's a better one of my babies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/TheGirls.jpg


I like the one on the left :)

and I knew it was your hand dummy :fly:

[Sarcasmo]

And here's a close up of me at 1:30 a.m. on a work night completely wasted.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Picture048.jpg

[Thorn Bird]

sarc, you're so cute. i could pinch those cheeks. :D

we need a photo contest. who can post the best "i'm fucked up" picture? who can post the craziest face? (so far, thrawn's girl gets that one.) who can twist themselves into the most awkward pose?
it'd be fun to see y'all being real and not just stiffin' it for the camera. :D

[Fat Burger]

Here's a pic of me from two nights ago trying to fend off the vagina.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Picture059.jpg

Whoa, what's up with her nose? Why are there tiny stairs on it?

[Sarcasmo]

Whoa, what's up with her nose? Why are there tiny stairs on it?


My doctor said I was born with "acute pixelization", whatever the hell that means. I asked for some kind of salve or something and he just frowned and said there was nothing he could do. I have an appointment with a plastic surgeon next week.

[InfluX]

sarcasmo your babies are really cute
....can i have the one on the right?

[mikey]

sarc, you're so cute. i could pinch those cheeks. :D

we need a photo contest. who can post the best "i'm fucked up" picture? who can post the craziest face? (so far, thrawn's girl gets that one.) who can twist themselves into the most awkward pose?
it'd be fun to see y'all being real and not just stiffin' it for the camera. :D



she does?


cause i never posted any of the drunk pics :fly:

[InfluX]

she does?


cause i never posted any of the drunk pics :fly:

god damnit mandy let her out already.

[Sarcasmo]

sarcasmo your babies are really cute
....can i have the one on the right?


My babies are hot hot hot. The one on the right is Sierra, and she's mine. She's married and has two kids, but she's mine. The middle is Brynn and she's insane, but she has a great big rack and is very sweet, so it's okay. On the left is Hailey. Tall, gorgeous, and refined, with legs up to her neck. And moving to Chicago today. *sob* (that's why we all got plowed that night...it was her going away plowfest.)

[b_sinning]

The girl on the right in the white looks like she could be a cousin of aprils.

[Thorn Bird]

she does?


cause i never posted any of the drunk pics :fly:


there was a recent pic where she was crosseyed with a tongue sticking out, i believe.
and quit holdin' out and teasin' us. post the damn pics already.

[Sarcasmo]

sarc, you're so cute. i could pinch those cheeks. :D


Funny you should say that. I'm really quite horrified at how fucking tubby I've become. I need to lose about 25 pounds.

[Thorn Bird]

Funny you should say that. I'm really quite horrified at how fucking tubby I've become. I need to lose about 25 pounds.

i wasn't even referring to those cheeks. ;)
really, i didn't even notice tubby cheeks. i was just making a comment on how cute you are. :P

[Onnotangu]

Three am, high humidity, no hair bands... And yes the thing behind me is messy.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/scaryhair-small.jpg
you got some purty lips.

[mikey]

there was a recent pic where she was crosseyed with a tongue sticking out, i believe.
and quit holdin' out and teasin' us. post the damn pics already.



that was a tame sober pic, there was no alcohol involved on either side


our pics just get strange when alcohol is involved :lol:

[Thorn Bird]

you got some purty lips.

doesn't he, though? GREAT kissing lips, it looks like. :drool:

[Thorn Bird]

that was a tame sober pic, there was no alcohol involved on either side


our pics just get strange when alcohol is involved :lol:


BRING THEM ON.

[Onnotangu]

I'm bald. and stil have the same goatee. :p

[Onnotangu]

doesn't he, though? GREAT kissing lips, it looks like. :drool:
DSL:fly:

[Sarcasmo]

you got some purty lips.


And a chin you could really bounce your ballsack off of.