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shawndavid
05-26-2006, 01:21 AM
Be it Jager, Heineken, Mary J or Ellis D. Traelz what is your favorite or funniest buzz?

eileenbunny
05-26-2006, 02:11 AM
Did you take some ambien and start making threads?


Acid is my fave, but only on rare occasion.

shawndavid
05-26-2006, 02:16 AM
No...but I did just smoke some dank...

Wait...that was after I made the thread...I think I made this thread because of Pinot Noi...no...it was Chardonnay...and Pinot...fuck!

eileenbunny
05-26-2006, 02:21 AM
No...but I did just smoke some dank...

Wait...that was after I made the thread...I think I made this thread because of Pinot Noi...no...it was Chardonnay...and Pinot...fuck!

:( Lucky you. I'm not allowed to drink or smoke for two more days. Have one for me.

FlamingGlory
05-26-2006, 04:10 AM
http://www.lecellier.nl/stolichnaya.jpg

April40
05-26-2006, 08:12 AM
I love it when Gina comes to our house.

FlamingGlory
05-26-2006, 08:28 AM
April do you really get up this early for work?

Coqui
05-26-2006, 09:10 AM
Don't know, never got that far :O

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 10:15 AM
Acid is my fave, but only on rare occasion.

Amen. I only like to do acid when I'm awake. Not any other time.

I use to love doing X and dancing all night long.

I use to be a huge stoner but now whenever I smoke even a little pot it makes my chest feel tight and head congested. I knew I should have never started breathing this semi-fresh air.

ChikkenNoodul
05-26-2006, 10:35 AM
Honestly, it's cold water diving - high partial pressures of N2 and O2 combined with the temperature shock :drool:

2nd favorite is definitely good tequila++

3rd favorite is [MORALITY EDIT]

Sarcasmo
05-26-2006, 11:07 AM
I got plastered on Redheaded Sluts last weekend. (Jaeger, peach schnapps, cranberry juice). After a while you start singing.



Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two…
The Candyman, the Candyman can,
The Candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good…

ERage
05-26-2006, 11:10 AM
I got plastered on Redheaded Sluts last weekend. (Jaeger, peach schnapps, cranberry juice). After a while you start singing.



Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two…
The Candyman, the Candyman can,
The Candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good…

This quote made me think of Gene Wilder.

JPatrick
05-26-2006, 11:17 AM
I got plastered on Redheaded Sluts last weekend. (Jaeger, peach schnapps, cranberry juice). After a while you start singing.



Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two…
The Candyman, the Candyman can,
The Candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good…



I can just imagine you all trashed, prancing around your apartment with a pony-tail butt plug in, and you belting out that song.
And that makes me giggle.

ChikkenNoodul
05-26-2006, 11:22 AM
oh........my

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sarcasmo
05-26-2006, 11:22 AM
This quote made me think of Gene Wilder.


The Sammy Davis version, not the Gene Wilder version.

w_a_w
05-26-2006, 11:27 AM
I can just imagine you all trashed, prancing around your apartment with a pony-tail butt plug in, and you belting out that song.
And that makes me giggle.

I actually lol'd


and speaking of acid, any of you had the shot "surfer on acid"? pretty good
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink527.html

Sp`ange
05-26-2006, 11:27 AM
Eating like 3 darvocet and drinking a beer.

fly
05-26-2006, 11:31 AM
April do you really get up this early for work?
Oddly enough, she isn't even working today.

FlamingGlory
05-26-2006, 11:39 AM
Oddly enough, she isn't even working today.
Crazy lady. http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anim_jump.gif

April40
05-26-2006, 11:40 AM
April do you really get up this early for work?


I get up at 6... work at 730. Pretty normal.

KNYTE
05-26-2006, 11:41 AM
I like jumping 4 wheelers off of high things at great speed.

Best buzz in the world.

fly
05-26-2006, 11:49 AM
I like jumping 4 wheelers off of high things at great speed.

Best buzz in the world.
That and drinking goat's blood, right? Damn Mormons are cool.

Sarcasmo
05-26-2006, 11:50 AM
I like jumping 4 wheelers off of high things at great speed.

Best buzz in the world.


Have you ever been buzzed from alcohol?

April40
05-26-2006, 11:54 AM
Have you ever been buzzed from alcohol?


That dude used to party before the ball and chain.



Just kidding kiwi :heart:

Sarcasmo
05-26-2006, 11:55 AM
That dude used to party before the ball and chain.



Just kidding kiwi :heart:

Yeah I think I remember him talking about it but I wasn't sure.

KNYTE
05-26-2006, 11:56 AM
Have you ever been buzzed from alcohol?

I once kicked a guy's rear view mirror off because of comments he made while I was intoxicated.

These comments may or may not have been offensive, and may or may not have actually been directed at me.

Regardless, I was offended and took action.

kiwi
05-26-2006, 12:02 PM
That dude used to party before the ball and chain.



Just kidding kiwi :heart:

Hey, someone has to keep him in line.

shawndavid
05-26-2006, 12:03 PM
These comments may or may not have been offensive, and may or may not have actually been directed at me.

Regardless, I was offended and took action.

LOL

Now THAT shit is funny.

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 12:04 PM
I think at least 4 people in this thread know what my favorite buzz is but besides that one my all time favorite buzz is the one you get right after a major piercing. When that adrenaline hits wooooooooooweeeeeee

lemon_fresh
05-26-2006, 12:06 PM
Weed, or weed and some wine, or x and some weed. Used to take the acid, but it made me INSANE so I had to stop after the alien invasion/lollapalooza show.

April40
05-26-2006, 12:09 PM
Helicopters.

Pandora
05-26-2006, 12:10 PM
Hanging out with lotsa fun guys on the shores of Destin on November 8th, 2003.

*sigh*

Pandora
05-26-2006, 12:12 PM
I think at least 4 people in this thread know what my favorite buzz is but besides that one my all time favorite buzz is the one you get right after a major piercing. When that adrenaline hits wooooooooooweeeeeee


Ooo! Tis true! The adrenaline rush while getting tattooed is certainly one of my favorite buzzzzzzez. :D

April40
05-26-2006, 12:12 PM
Ooo! Tis true! The adrenaline rush while getting tattooed is certainly one of my favorite buzzzzzzez. :D


I didn't get that rush.. i got the screaming, biting the table, clenching rush..

Pandora
05-26-2006, 12:14 PM
I didn't get that rush.. i got the screaming, biting the table, clenching rush..

Wuss. ;)

shawndavid
05-26-2006, 12:14 PM
I didn't get that rush.. i got the screaming, biting the table, clenching rush..
This sounds similar to the one you get on Sexy Time night with Zac.

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 12:15 PM
I didn't get that rush.. i got the screaming, biting the table, clenching rush..


Fly piercing your star isnt really what we were talking about

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 12:17 PM
Ooo! Tis true! The adrenaline rush while getting tattooed is certainly one of my favorite buzzzzzzez. :D

My labre was the shit, even though I was really really drunk and it started gushing blood, but besides that...

April40
05-26-2006, 12:19 PM
This sounds similar to the one you get on Sexy Time night with Zac.

Those are my nap times tho. :confused:

April40
05-26-2006, 12:19 PM
Fly piercing your star isnt really what we were talking about


That's a stinger!

shawndavid
05-26-2006, 12:19 PM
Weed, or weed and some wine, or x and some weed. Used to take the acid, but it made me INSANE so I had to stop after the alien invasion/lollapalooza show.

Tell me again why it's been almost 4 months since we've seen you...

lemon_fresh
05-26-2006, 12:35 PM
Tell me again why it's been almost 4 months since we've seen you...
Yeah we'll need to get together again. I'll bring my wife next time then I can stay out late and stuff.

April40
05-26-2006, 12:36 PM
Yeah we'll need to get together again. I'll bring my wife next time then I can stay out late and stuff.


WAPPPSSSHHHHH *crack*

fly
05-26-2006, 12:37 PM
Tell me again why it's been almost 4 months since we've seen you...
Come to lunch today.

*Fuxx Burger*
05-26-2006, 12:40 PM
I got plastered on Redheaded Sluts last weekend. (Jaeger, peach schnapps, cranberry juice). After a while you start singing.



Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two…
The Candyman, the Candyman can,
The Candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good…
Oh my word I LOVE those! I got pretty wasted drinking them one night- But wow they are tasty!!!



My drug of choice is love. I'm high on life :fly:

lemon_fresh
05-26-2006, 12:50 PM
WAPPPSSSHHHHH *crack*
hey, hey there lady....I kinda appreciate the whip on occasion.

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 12:52 PM
Come to lunch today.

ummmmmm foooooood:drool:

April40
05-26-2006, 12:54 PM
ummmmmm foooooood:drool:


I'm sitting here having a balogna sandwich cause I can't attend the festivities..grr.

Sarcasmo
05-26-2006, 12:58 PM
I once kicked a guy's rear view mirror off because of comments he made while I was intoxicated.

These comments may or may not have been offensive, and may or may not have actually been directed at me.

Regardless, I was offended and took action.


You and I would have a LOT of fun when drinking.

JPatrick
05-26-2006, 01:15 PM
Oh my word I LOVE those! I got pretty wasted drinking them one night- But wow they are tasty!!!




Did you do the naked ponytail dance too?

Sarcasmo
05-26-2006, 01:18 PM
Did you do the naked ponytail dance too?


Man, no one better be doing my naked Sammy Davis ponytail dance.

*Fuxx Burger*
05-26-2006, 01:22 PM
Did you do the naked ponytail dance too?
It's possible- I always end up naked somehow or another after I've been drinking.

:lol:

KNYTE
05-26-2006, 01:29 PM
There was also the time my buddy and I got wasted and visited the AA voice chat room on mplayer.com. That was moderately entertaining.

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 01:35 PM
Ooo! Tis true! The adrenaline rush while getting tattooed is certainly one of my favorite buzzzzzzez. :D


How many tattoos do you have?



April if you naturally get up at 6 now what time do you go to bed on average? I get up at 6:45 on workdays and if that evil alarm clock from hell doesn't go off then I sleep until I can't sleep anymore.

kiwi
05-26-2006, 01:36 PM
How many tattoos do you have?



April if you naturally get up at 6 now what time do you go to bed on average? I get up at 6:45 on workdays and if that evil alarm clock from hell doesn't go off then I sleep until I can't sleep anymore.

9, seriously, she goes to bed at 9.

*Fuxx Burger*
05-26-2006, 01:48 PM
If I had to get up at 6, I'd be in bed by 10pm at the very latest :lol:

April40
05-26-2006, 01:49 PM
How many tattoos do you have?



April if you naturally get up at 6 now what time do you go to bed on average? I get up at 6:45 on workdays and if that evil alarm clock from hell doesn't go off then I sleep until I can't sleep anymore.


We go to bed at 10:00 at night, yet will automatically wake up on the weekend without the alarm clock around the same time it's supposed to go off... thought everyone did this.

April40
05-26-2006, 01:49 PM
If I had to get up at 6, I'd be in bed by 10pm at the very latest :lol:


Do you work yet?

*Fuxx Burger*
05-26-2006, 01:55 PM
No, but I should have my work permit by the middle of june at the latest.

I actually had my biometrics done last weekend for it. Now we play the waiting game :rolleyes:

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 01:58 PM
There is just no way I could be in bed by 10.

I don't really get home from work/getting son from school until 6:30. I spend the next 2 hours doing stuff with my son, picking up house, cooking dinner, getting son into bath, etc.

My wife typically doesn't get home most days until somewhere between 7-8.

So about 8:30 I start trying to get my son to go to bed/sleep an I read him a few stories every night so that takes about another 1/2 (I'm rounding way down).

So if I'm lucky about 9ish I can actually see my wife a little bit, take care of extra cleaning stuff such as laundry, take care of any home related buisness. Typically I'm not really free to relax to do stuff I want to do becuase of various junk until 11. So most nights I try to go to bed about 12. I guess I could cut out that last hour but I think that's what helps keep me semi-sane.

I probably could use more sleep but I deal. I'll probably die a lot younger but who wants to drive a rascal around anyways?

ChikkenNoodul
05-26-2006, 02:07 PM
We go to bed at 10:00 at night, yet will automatically wake up on the weekend without the alarm clock around the same time it's supposed to go off... thought everyone did this.
Nope, I sleep until someone wakes me up

ChikkenNoodul
05-26-2006, 02:08 PM
I probably could use more sleep but I deal. I'll probably die a lot younger but who wants to drive a rascal around anyways?
One with a Hayabusa engine would be pretty sweet++

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 02:12 PM
I'm sitting here having a balogna sandwich cause I can't attend the festivities..grr.

I am about to dig into the Frozen dinner cause my boss never showed up... Normally I would be sitting down on the beach with a beer in one hand and she crab in the other singing FRENCHY FRIDAYS!!!!!!

but NOOOOOO he decides not to show up today, seeing is how I live with him I am kinda confused on his where abouts:confused:

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 02:17 PM
One with a Hayabusa engine would be pretty sweet++

Very true. If I ever have to drive a Rascal it must be able to pop a wheelie.


I plan on putting those no friction furnature mover disks on the feet of my wife's walker. Hours of fun.

shawndavid
05-26-2006, 02:36 PM
Come to lunch today.

I just got back in from doing yardwork and now I have to go to work work where I will play Madden and intercept a few phone calls.

I'll have to take a rain check.

JPatrick
05-26-2006, 02:48 PM
Im usually asleep by 10 or 1030 , but Im up at 530am every day.
Usually sleep untill 8 or 9 am on the weekend.

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 02:52 PM
Im usually asleep by 10 or 1030 , but Im up at 530am every day.
Usually sleep untill 8 or 9 am on the weekend.

wow, im up till 3-4am every night cause of insomnia and wake up for work around 9:30-10ish daily

ChikkenNoodul
05-26-2006, 03:08 PM
Very true. If I ever have to drive a Rascal it must be able to pop a wheelie.


I plan on putting those no friction furnature mover disks on the feet of my wife's walker. Hours of fun.
Ahahhaha, and coat the bottom of her shoes with teflon

A stiff breeze and she'll end up in Texas

fly
05-26-2006, 03:10 PM
wow, im up till 3-4am every night cause of insomnia and wake up for work around 9:30-10ish daily
wtf thats crazy

elpmis
05-26-2006, 03:11 PM
Be it Jager, Heineken, Mary J or Ellis D. Traelz what is your favorite or funniest buzz?
Heineken

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 03:12 PM
You should be named BeeReallyFuckingTired

Pandora
05-26-2006, 03:20 PM
How many tattoos do you have?

I only have 4 so far. I'm trying to pace myself tho, so I don't end up like a sideshow freak.

mikey
05-26-2006, 03:22 PM
i'm high on life, i don't need anything else. :shady:

BeerAd
05-26-2006, 03:33 PM
wtf thats crazy

I really have no choice in the matter cause I refuse to get hooked on sleeping agents for a form of nightly sleep. Last night I actually passed out after work which makes it sooooo much worse cause this morning I was up till 6am. At the very least I need a good 3 hours of sleep and im fine, well normal anways

Candy
05-26-2006, 05:12 PM
I love doing X and dancing all night long..

Fixt for relevance to myself


I use to be a huge stoner but now whenever I smoke even a little pot it makes my chest feel tight and head congested. I knew I should have never started breathing this semi-fresh air.

QFT

Candy
05-26-2006, 05:16 PM
I love it when Gina comes to our house.

Ahhh yes... Gina. The only woman I will ever truly love.

Except for the last damn time I saw her - She was piss poor!

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 05:21 PM
I haven't done X in years. Long long sad years.

I should just drive around until I see a kid wearing glow stuff and too big of pants and run them over. Then just dig through their fuzzy teddy bear back pack until I find the goodies. Right before I peel off laughing I'm going to rub their pacifer on my butt.

shawndavid
05-26-2006, 05:35 PM
I really have no choice in the matter cause I refuse to get hooked on sleeping agents for a form of nightly sleep.


This is good...coming from the man who hits happy hour almost daily :fly:

April40
05-26-2006, 05:48 PM
Ahhh yes... Gina. The only woman I will ever truly love.

Except for the last damn time I saw her - She was piss poor!


We were mistaking her with that kool-aid.

JPatrick
05-26-2006, 07:04 PM
You kids and your goofballs
Doesnt anyone just sniff glue and go around punching homeless people in the face anymore?

FlamingGlory
05-26-2006, 07:21 PM
wow, im up till 3-4am every night cause of insomnia and wake up for work around 9:30-10ish daily
That's how I was when I had a job. Now I'm up till 5am and get up at like noon.

b_sinning
05-26-2006, 07:39 PM
You kids and your goofballs
Doesnt anyone just sniff glue and go around punching homeless people in the face anymore?

That made me think of the awesome character Booger from Revenge of the Nerds played in Better Off Dead, Charles De Mar. He had ton of great quotes of him trying to get drugs.

Charles De Mar: Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
[holds up a bottle of whipped cream]



Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
[sniff]
Charles De Mar: Oh.
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It?s everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
[raises right hand]
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: I think I just froze the left half of my brain!
[waves arm in circles]
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Look! I can?t move my right arm!

Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!

Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.



Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

Fat Burger
05-26-2006, 07:46 PM
http://www.thewhiskystore.de/usa/wturkey/rarebreed_2.jpg

InnerMuse
05-27-2006, 01:36 PM
Private Stock, Wild Turkey, Parrot Bay, Bailey's original & caramel liquor, Cask and Cream, Jager

..straight up!

Jager Bomb sends my skirt flying.. woooOO!

I am still on the quest to find Kelly's cider in a place other than the Horse and Jockey in Largo.

fly
05-27-2006, 06:38 PM
Jager Bomb sends my skirt flying.. woooOO!

If only we had known that night of the meat.

shawndavid
05-28-2006, 04:44 AM
I guess I forgot to divulge mine...

Sam Adam's Cream Stout, Guinness, Sam Adam's Boston Lager

Shrooms canoeing and snorkeling (happens once every ten years)

Beans in the pool

Herb on the sofa

Bubbie after work

Sp`ange
05-28-2006, 10:40 AM
I guess I forgot to divulge mine...

Sam Adam's Cream Stout, Guinness, Sam Adam's Boston Lager

Shrooms canoeing and snorkeling (happens once every ten years)

Beans in the pool

Herb on the sofa

Bubbie after work

mmmm.. beans in the pool. shrooms in a canoe reminds of a summer full of soma.

b_sinning
05-28-2006, 12:24 PM
I'd love to eat some shrooms and canoe down a slow river. Kick back and enjoy the scenry slide by.


I hate Jager. Yucky.

Arátoeldar
05-28-2006, 10:51 PM
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/O1941.jpghttp://uselessforums.com/files/120505/321.jpg:drool: :drool: :drool:

mikey
05-28-2006, 11:11 PM
I hate Jager. Yucky.



aaaah, memories

Sarcasmo
05-29-2006, 12:19 AM
I'd love to eat some shrooms and canoe down a slow river. Kick back and enjoy the scenry slide by.


I hate Jager. Yucky.


Jager is an awesome mixer. Some of the best shots ever use it.

FlamingGlory
05-29-2006, 12:21 AM
[IM]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/O1941.jpg[/IMG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/321.jpg:drool: :drool: :drool:

Omg superbowl I drank like half a bottle of that stuff. I was burping minty burps for like 3 days.

Sp`ange
05-29-2006, 08:30 PM
Omg superbowl I drank like half a bottle of that stuff. I was burping minty burps for like 3 days.


I used to buy a pint of Rumple Mintz everytime I went to New Orleans. Ahh.. Good breath.

Arátoeldar
05-30-2006, 07:22 AM
I used to buy a pint of Rumple Mintz everytime I went to New Orleans. Ahh.. Good breath.
Rumple Minze :rolleyes:

itburnswhenipee
05-30-2006, 09:26 AM
Bah... mixing Jager is for chumps. I actually enjoy the taste of it straight.

Sp`ange
05-30-2006, 09:42 AM
Bah... mixing Jager is for chumps. I actually enjoy the taste of it straight.


you prolly like sticking the black jelly beans up your ass too.

itburnswhenipee
05-30-2006, 10:21 AM
you prolly like sticking the black jelly beans up your ass too.

Woah, tiger... You seem to be projecting your own desires there. Put the jellybeans down and step away from the thread.

SemperFly
05-30-2006, 10:31 AM
I enjoy drinking..but it usually results in a slightly upset stomach. I enjoy pot but it usually results in massive paranoia and terrible bouts of introspection. One of the coolest trips I've ever had was on salvia but there's only one person I feel comfortable doing that around. As much as I enjoy getting a buzz from external chemicals I still find the natural highs to be the most enjoyable. Adrenaline, dopamine, seratonin ftw. Sex provides the best buzz possible.

fly
05-30-2006, 10:32 AM
dopamine, seratonin ftw.
ecstacy :drool:

ChikkenNoodul
05-30-2006, 10:46 AM
Oh yeah, Versed is quite nifty as well

JPatrick
05-30-2006, 10:50 AM
I have a whole bag of black jellybeans here if anyones interested.

fly
05-30-2006, 10:50 AM
Oh yeah, Versed is quite nifty as well
omy

shawndavid
05-30-2006, 02:35 PM
Oh yeah, Versed is quite nifty as well

?

*edit

I see now - it's like Valium, Klonopin & Xanax

C18H14Cl2FN3-HCl

BeerAd
05-30-2006, 02:40 PM
This is good...coming from the man who hits happy hour almost daily :fly:

Yeah, I stopped doing that though!! Dont know how long it will last but for now I only do 1 happy hour a week, unless work is ruff then max 2. Now weekends on the other hand its very hard to find me without some sort of drink in my hand:D

BeerAd
05-30-2006, 02:42 PM
That's how I was when I had a job. Now I'm up till 5am and get up at like noon.

its crazy, i watch adult swim twice nightly, lol

Candy
05-30-2006, 03:45 PM
I enjoy drinking..but it usually results in a slightly upset stomach. I enjoy pot but it usually results in massive paranoia and terrible bouts of introspection. One of the coolest trips I've ever had was on salvia but there's only one person I feel comfortable doing that around. As much as I enjoy getting a buzz from external chemicals I still find the natural highs to be the most enjoyable. Adrenaline, dopamine, seratonin ftw. Sex provides the best buzz possible.

Salvia? All I could find on that is: Can you catch a buzz from it? :confused:

Salvia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about the plant genus called Salvia (sage). For the herb and spice Salvia officinalis see common sage. For the hallucinogen see Salvia divinorum. For other meanings see sage.




Blue Sage Salvia azurea
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae

Division: Magnoliophyta

Class: Magnoliopsida

Order: Lamiales

Family: Lamiaceae

Genus: Salvia
L.

Species
see List of Salvia species

Salvia is a genus in the mint family, Lamiaceae. It is one of three genera commonly referred to as Sage. When used without modifiers, sage generally refers to common sage (Salvia officinalis); however, it can be used with modifiers to refer to any member of the genus. This genus includes shrubs, herbaceous perennials, and annuals. Different species of sage are grown as herbs and as ornamental plants. The ornamental species are commonly referred to by their scientific name Salvia.

shawndavid
05-30-2006, 03:51 PM
Salvia? All I could find on that is: Can you catch a buzz from it? :confused:

Salvia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about the plant genus called Salvia (sage). For the herb and spice Salvia officinalis see common sage. For the hallucinogen see Salvia divinorum. For other meanings see sage.




Blue Sage Salvia azurea
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae

Division: Magnoliophyta

Class: Magnoliopsida

Order: Lamiales

Family: Lamiaceae

Genus: Salvia
L.

Species
see List of Salvia species

Salvia is a genus in the mint family, Lamiaceae. It is one of three genera commonly referred to as Sage. When used without modifiers, sage generally refers to common sage (Salvia officinalis); however, it can be used with modifiers to refer to any member of the genus. This genus includes shrubs, herbaceous perennials, and annuals. Different species of sage are grown as herbs and as ornamental plants. The ornamental species are commonly referred to by their scientific name Salvia.


I have some at the house I just never touch it. I think it's Salvia Divonorum or something.

Candy
05-30-2006, 04:10 PM
I have some at the house I just never touch it. I think it's Salvia Divonorum or something.

Where in our front yard? :confused:

BeerAd
05-30-2006, 04:23 PM
Where in our pants? :confused:

shawndavid
05-30-2006, 04:26 PM
Where in our front yard? :confused:

Um...actually yes, but those are ornamental sages and they're not what I was referring to.

The divinorum is a legal product that they used to sell at Y B Normal - it's hallucinogenic.

fly
05-30-2006, 04:32 PM
Um...actually yes, but those are ornamental sages and they're not what I was referring to.

The divinorum is a legal product that they used to sell at Y B Normal - it's hallucinogenic.
If you like that stuff, I have something for you to try.

BeerAd
05-30-2006, 04:37 PM
If you like that stuff, I have something for you to try.

Not that kinda white sticky stuff again right? That wasnt good the first time buddy and why you made me suck it out of a hose in the dark i am still lost

fly
05-30-2006, 04:39 PM
Not that kinda white sticky stuff again right? That wasnt good the first time buddy and why you made me suck it out of a hose in the dark i am still lost
That shit worked tho... for me anyway.

BeerAd
05-30-2006, 04:41 PM
That shit worked tho... for me anyway.

maybe I am just not sucking it out of the hose hard enough, will try again soon! Where did you get that hose though cause it even came with that cool head on it :haaay:

SemperFly
05-30-2006, 04:52 PM
Salvia? All I could find on that is: Can you catch a buzz from it? :confused:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvia_divinorum

yes and it's very trippy, a strong high for about fifteen minutes with about an hour or so of mild disorientation. the only person I feel comfortable smoking salvia with is DigitalChaos

mikey
05-30-2006, 06:27 PM
Salvia? All I could find on that is: Can you catch a buzz from it? :confused:

Salvia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about the plant genus called Salvia (sage). For the herb and spice Salvia officinalis see common sage. For the hallucinogen see Salvia divinorum. For other meanings see sage.




Blue Sage Salvia azurea
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae

Division: Magnoliophyta

Class: Magnoliopsida

Order: Lamiales

Family: Lamiaceae

Genus: Salvia
L.

Species
see List of Salvia species

Salvia is a genus in the mint family, Lamiaceae. It is one of three genera commonly referred to as Sage. When used without modifiers, sage generally refers to common sage (Salvia officinalis); however, it can be used with modifiers to refer to any member of the genus. This genus includes shrubs, herbaceous perennials, and annuals. Different species of sage are grown as herbs and as ornamental plants. The ornamental species are commonly referred to by their scientific name Salvia.


http://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia.shtml


i liked it

eileenbunny
05-30-2006, 07:12 PM
Salvia? All I could find on that is: Can you catch a buzz from it? :confused:

Salvia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about the plant genus called Salvia (sage). For the herb and spice Salvia officinalis see common sage. For the hallucinogen see Salvia divinorum. For other meanings see sage.




Blue Sage Salvia azurea
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae

Division: Magnoliophyta

Class: Magnoliopsida

Order: Lamiales

Family: Lamiaceae

Genus: Salvia
L.

Species
see List of Salvia species

Salvia is a genus in the mint family, Lamiaceae. It is one of three genera commonly referred to as Sage. When used without modifiers, sage generally refers to common sage (Salvia officinalis); however, it can be used with modifiers to refer to any member of the genus. This genus includes shrubs, herbaceous perennials, and annuals. Different species of sage are grown as herbs and as ornamental plants. The ornamental species are commonly referred to by their scientific name Salvia.

I actually have grown and will again grow the hallucingenic stuff. It's pretty nifty if you ask me. You can get anywhere from mild to majorly life changing effects on it. One of my favorite drugs.

zengirl
05-30-2006, 07:29 PM
I actually have grown and will again grow the hallucingenic stuff. It's pretty nifty if you ask me. You can get anywhere from mild to majorly life changing effects on it. One of my favorite drugs.
ding dang ole hippy

:fly:

SemperFly
05-30-2006, 07:29 PM
I actually have grown and will again grow the hallucingenic stuff. It's pretty nifty if you ask me. You can get anywhere from mild to majorly life changing effects on it. One of my favorite drugs.
I've only done it twice and it was very interesting. Both experiences were relatively mild but I did learn a few things, mainly to never have more than one person in the room with me at a time. Oh, and to make sure that one person isn't asking you "are you going to tell your roommate about this? are you going to tell your girlfriend??". :tard:

zengirl
05-30-2006, 07:30 PM
Oh, and to make sure that one person isn't asking you "are you going to tell your roommate about this? :tard:
LOL WTF???

SemperFly
05-30-2006, 07:32 PM
LOL WTF???
david

I'm in the middle of my trip having a nice conversation with digitalchaos who has decided to grow an extra face and david busts out with "Are you going to tell Sarah about this?"

"Huh?"

"What about Shani, are you going to tell her about this?"

Not that it mattered but I had no problem doing either...still I didn't need to be thinking about that at the moment. Luckily Mike understood and shut him up. :lol:

zengirl
05-30-2006, 07:33 PM
bahahahahahahha

So what am I like your mom or something??

Thorn Bird
05-30-2006, 07:35 PM
so i'm intrigued. who what where when why of this plant saliva thing.

SemperFly
05-30-2006, 07:39 PM
so i'm intrigued. who what where when why of this plant saliva thing.
The wikipedia article is pretty accurate but Erowid has a lot more information. One of the most important things one must remember when smoking salvia is to always have a sitter. During the trip my memory was limited to about three seconds; I had no idea who I was, where I was, or why I was. It freaked me out something fierce yet I decided to stand up and walk around. One could easily wind up walking into traffic or jumping into a pool while tripping on this stuff, especially if it's a strong one. Mine was pretty mild but I made sure that the second time around DC wouldn't let me get off the couch unless I could give him a good reason for doing so. :o

Thorn Bird
05-30-2006, 07:51 PM
what is the method of using it and where do you get it?

Candy
05-30-2006, 08:17 PM
The wikipedia article is pretty accurate but Erowid has a lot more information. One of the most important things one must remember when smoking salvia is to always have a sitter. During the trip my memory was limited to about three seconds; I had no idea who I was, where I was, or why I was. It freaked me out something fierce yet I decided to stand up and walk around. One could easily wind up walking into traffic or jumping into a pool while tripping on this stuff, especially if it's a strong one. Mine was pretty mild but I made sure that the second time around DC wouldn't let me get off the couch unless I could give him a good reason for doing so. :o

It doesn't sound like much fun to me :(

Thorn I think you smoke it.

FlamingGlory
05-30-2006, 09:03 PM
what is the method of using it and where do you get it?
I wouldnt reccomend it. Having sat for three people doing it at once... Besides the normally crappy disassociative states, people attempt some stupid shit. Had to talk one guy out of walking to the grocery store 30 miles away at 2am, well not really talk, more like tackle and drag back. Another one lost depth perception and was walking into shit. They also would not shut the fuck up about it. Which I could liken to it being their first time but eh...

They also had to smoke a lot of it, I mean a lot, before anything happened.

SemperFly
05-30-2006, 09:13 PM
It doesn't sound like much fun to me :(

Thorn I think you smoke it.
it was, though :p those were just the side effects I wasn't expecting from the first use

If you're with someone you trust and you don't have to worry about getting up for water or figuring out who/what/where/when you are then it's an interesting trip. I'm kind of curious as to what the more intense trips are like; I've never experienced ego loss and it might be fun.

Either way it taught me a couple things about myself.

*Fuxx Burger*
05-30-2006, 10:30 PM
Sex is my drug of choice.

Really, I don't think you can find anything better then sex.

shawndavid
05-30-2006, 11:17 PM
Sex is my drug of choice.

Really, I don't think you can find anything better then sex.

I always enjoy a nice hand job from a youngster.

ChikkenNoodul
05-31-2006, 10:31 AM
And speed++ (velocity not amphetamines)

:drool: adrenaline

April40
05-31-2006, 11:06 AM
Sex is my drug of choice.

Really, I don't think you can find anything better then sex.


Have you ever tried sextacy?

shawndavid
05-31-2006, 11:51 AM
Have you ever tried sextacy?

Viagra and beaners!

ChikkenNoodul
05-31-2006, 12:40 PM
Viagra and beaners!
Mexicans with wood?

Sarcasmo
05-31-2006, 01:26 PM
Sex is my drug of choice.

Really, I don't think you can find anything better then sex.


On a scale of 1 to 12, how many inches would say Fat Burger's penis is?

KNYTE
05-31-2006, 01:40 PM
On a scale of 1 to 12, how many inches would say Fat Burger's penis is?

I like where this is going.

fly
05-31-2006, 02:25 PM
I like where this is going.

InnerMuse
05-31-2006, 04:06 PM
you prolly like sticking the black jelly beans up your ass too.

Pansey... A real man would stick the whole bag in there.

I utterly dislike the taste of black licorice and black jelly beans, but I'll drink Jager straight, too. If you shoot 8 of them one after the other, you won't be able to taste it anyway.

InnerMuse
05-31-2006, 04:09 PM
And speed++ (velocity not amphetamines)

:drool: adrenaline

... I think I'm in luv!:heart:

Pandora
06-01-2006, 03:22 PM
what is the method of using it and where do you get it?

Perhaps you should give me a call sometime sugah. ;)